Easter edition
>>56959144
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "lol why don't Americans celebrate Easter", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a stupid Christian holiday. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL WHY DON'T AMERICANS CELEBRATE EASTER." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
t. fag ^
>>56959154
I honestly did not. They're massive liberal Democrats.
>>56959166
Inuit :3
>>56959150
This pasta was only funny when it was about baneposting
The collapse of the USSR was a mistake...
>>56959144
>the easter meme
welp I guess that means it's time for bed
>>56959181
Massachusetts-san :^D
>didnt fap tonight because its easter
i dont know if i can make it through the day, its been a daily routine for who knows how long
>>56959089
Yeah, heart was racing like crazy during the bridge scene. I was really rooting for all those guys. Love how they are able to get passed every major challenge but its the little unexpected things that end up fucking them
>>56959218
Only day I try to not fap on is valentine's day.
>>56959241
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "lol why don't Americans celebrate Easter", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a stupid Christian holiday. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL WHY DON'T AMERICANS CELEBRATE EASTER." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>56959214
What are you doing for Easter Inuit, any plans?
>>56959218
You can do it!
Fight, fight, fight~
Don't succumb!
[easter posts]
>>56959241
GO AWAY
>>56959267
I'm gonna spend Easter with you guys, of course.
How about you?
Daily reminder Iowa fuels the future.
The future is bright!
Believe in the power of corn!
>Easter
Do you guys also have a day where you celebrate the tooth fairy?
>>56959335
Yeah, it's called the day I'll knock your teeth out.
I think it's called everyday.
>>56959296
I'm visiting family in Queens but I'll probably also have to do some work for Uni. I'll be sure to drop in and say hi to you guys though :3
>>56959353
Ahh, holidays are best when spent with family. Hope you have a good time, take care on your way there!
>26 years old
>don't know if my mum will give me candy tomorrow
Last time she got me shitty jelly belly. I find regular jelly beans to be a lot better.
>>56959329
>a landlocked state having a battleship
this upsets me
>>56959378
I will, I'm a careful driver. /cum/ is as good as family though, right? I'm sure Iowa will keep you company while I am gone. You guys played battleship? How was that?
>>56959405
Yes. <3
It was okay. I think he let me win, though.
I really want Finnish immigrants to come here so we can introduce mammi into our fast food culture.
>>56959329
>voted cruz
Your state is dead to me
>>56959393
That's because Iowa is the key to the future only plebs don't know that by now silly.
>>56959405
I'll probably be away most of the day desu
>>56959423
>Your state is dead
That only hurt a little.
I-It was rigged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpJIqfRhkYk
Why don't we kill these people?
>>56959393
One off the most famous battle ships too
>>56959414
I'm sure he didnt, maybe you are better at it than you think. Do you go to uni Inuit?
>>56959417
Pic related, only good finn, is a binned finn
>>56959424
Be sure to drop by
Holy shit the mods deleted all the Easter threads. There are 84/150 threads now
>>56959504
I probably will cant guarantee though
What state is Inuit from?
Ah, unbanned finally. How are you doing on this fine Saturday night, my fellow /cum/stains?
>>56959539
kansas
Why are Americans so hypocritical?
hey, this is pretty good desu, especially considering it came out back in '91
Gonna smoke some more weed while listening to rock and then go to sleep desu lads desu
>>56959677
nobody gives a flying fuck about you, your weed or your music
>>56959675
Looks good senpai
>>56959693
I love weed
>>56959628
>Euros make fun of us for eggs
>can;t handle the gun banter
>tfw easterposting got me banned from /pol/
You guys are my desu fampais
>>56959675
Lots of cheap animation tricks and reused cels, but I guess it looked okay.
They did have a rather big budget, iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKRr94ssnQo
>>56959736
admittedly i'm quite biased to anything vaguely cyberpunk. It does seem to have a fair bit of charm, at least judging from my initial impressions
Who /crying/ here?
>>56959733
We feel the same
How many different groups of native people are there in Canada?
>>56959801
What happened now?
>>56959798
It was fun to watch, definitely.
I just like nitpicking the technical aspects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHPrKrM1rKM
sup lads
>>56959144
cum lol
>>56959801
No one cares about your feelings faggot get over it you pussy
I hate kids with funny accents
>>56959191
Why was it a mistake?
>>56959964
Is the NY accent funny? That's mine and it sounds so obnoxious
>>56959983
It wasn't, he's just a commie aka brain-dead fucking retarded dumbass fag
>>56959801
Typical modern canadian
>>56959879
Never should have come here
>>56959983
We need a better rival than a bunch of sand monkys tbf
>>56960018
We still have the socialist Asian manlets
>>56959815
bump
>>56959815
>>56960281
In total I'm not sure, I live in a place populated by Ojibwe though and they fued with the Mik'Maq
Ok goodnight guys, enjoy easter
>>56960009
Why so Americans always try to start shit? Stop being so insecure
>>56959801
did the muslims bomb you yet?
>>56959801
Me.
fug, I know I should be watching the sub, but the dub for this is just way to entertaining
any east coasters still up. I have bad heartburn and don't want to go to sleep with this shit pillaging my stomach
>>56960999
>don't want to go to sleep with this shit pillaging my stomach
I feel you. What's up senpai
bed desu
Just factory reset my computer, and lost my whole 4chin folder
Everyone in the world should unanimously agree to stop reproducing and we should all walk into the oceans and drown ourselves.
>>56962727
Hi trudeau
>>56962772
?
Wut
Maybe it's just me or are brown women the best when it comes to sex and attractiveness?
Taking about latinas and south east asians.
>latinas got the massive booties, thick thighs and Amazonian features, although they can be short and pretty but still have a massive ass
>South east asians just have tight hot bodies in general and round asses to cum all over
I think I'm in love, guys.
>>56962239
It was for the best.
>factory reset
The fuck?
>>56966739
it's anime time
Should I masturbate?
>>56959144
>you scared the bejesus out of me
>bejesus christ!
>I'll pray for bejesus christ tonight
All three are correct?
>>56968760
Only the first and it's a Yankee thing.
>>56968947
Thank you my good friend! Have a nice Easter.
Also you guys eat real eggs? Not chocolate ones?
>make Easter thread
>janny deletes it
Americans are literally banned from celebrating Easter
Thanks a lot Aussies
Anyone else alone for easter?
>>56969374
In my family we dye hard-boiled eggs and keep them for breakfast over the next few days as well as a few for the easter basket with some smaller chocolate eggs.
>>56969409
this
I dont have regional flags on my laptop :O
>>56969374
We hardboil eggs and dye them colors
We hide the eggs and the kids try to find them while the adults have coffee and cinnamon rolls
>>56969374
my family used to get this giant chocolate egg that was filled with tons of mini chocolate eggs but the local chocolate shop didn't make it this year.
When I was a kid they would get plastic eggs and fill them with candies and hide them in the back yard for me and the neighbor kids.
>>56969741
coffee and cinnamon rolls so comfy
>>56969689
get them then m8
>>56969689
Regional flags are just tripfags who are too proud to admit it
>>56970238
They're comfy and only other regional users know you have them on.
>>56969999
recognized
>>56970329
>Hawaii
oooo fancy
>>56970354
One day m8, fake it till you make it
>>56970433
welp
change it to your real state you pleb
Hello
>>56970456
But I don't like Pennsylvania
:(
>>56970607
that's not the point tho
>>56970528
hi
What're everyone's plans for Easter?
>>56970677
Hello
>>56970720
I work reception 3pm-8pm
;___;
>>56970677
eh well I'm hardly on 4chan from my laptop, I'll change it as soon as I figure out how
>>56970720
about to leave to get to my parents place for a lamb roast
>>56970811
Ok that worked!
this triggers europeans
>>56970720
make waffles and go for a bike ride
>>56970781
:(
>>56970811
Sounds nice
>tfw no family to celebrate Easter with
103F / 39.4C fever, dudes.
Just took aspirin
Fingered the gf for the first time last night. the weird part is that she didn't really like when I was actually "fingering" her, she preferred it when I stuck a finger in and like traced circles with it. Is that weird as fuck or no?
>>56971057
that is not how you finger a girl, anon
>>56971057
are your nails long and unkempt?
>>56971089
I realize, but that's what she told me to do, and she seemed to enjoy it a lot
>>56971117
not at all
>>56971127
if she enjoys it then go for it, otherwise I assume there are some good tutorials online. As long as there is communication you will be fine, anon
>tfw the only things that bring me happiness anymore are romance movies and anime
When's the last time you had one of these bad boys /cum/?
>>56971219
>tfw the only thing that brings me comfort anymore is the fact that I'll die eventually
>>56971169
Well some girls like it more sensual, its totally normal.
>>56971298
come up here and be my friend
and I'm awake again
>>56971298
You working bud?
It's been a while
>>56971479
Iktf
>>56971014
Get better soon, bud
>>56970985
Overrated desu
Pls tell me I won't be alone here today
>>56971695
You're never alone bb
>>56971826
You got any plans?
>>56971871
spend time with family and sleep probably
maybe shit post a little
>lmm back with a new trip
>people still responding to him
>>56971977
>being this paranoid
will you people ever get over it?
>>56971964
Sounds fun. Enjoy :D
>>56971977
Huh?
>>56972096
don't mind him, there's still people obsessed with a guy called "le monopoly man". Instead of filtering and ignoring him they fed him bait, made memes of him and now accuse random people of being him
Its really fucking pathetic
>>56972299
Sounds pretty autistic and just plain sad desu
>>56972373
yeah i pity anybody that has the time to accuse random people on the internet of being some guy
did you decorate any eggs
>>56972679
just ur moms
I think Facebook is being racist
>>56972916
hehehe
>>56972891
n1
>>56972891
Decorate ur mums eggs with my sperm, get ready for a kid brother with super autism
Got to the train station an hour early (3 minute late)
>>56972916
lolwut
>>56973246
link was broken when I clicked it so maybe it was a mistake?
>>56973310
that makes more sense desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xt6OONZPg
>>56973390
What mental deficit causes someone to become a weeb?
>>56973602
Lack of protestant moral ethics
post your waifu
doll is my waifu
Where is joto-sama?
>>56974368
Fight me.
Who gonna give me a wet juicy BJ today?
I decided to watch Oreimo
I don't know how to feel since I don't have a sister
>>56974828
Ill sell all your figures on Craigslist without checking their value after wiping the floor with you, kiddo
looks like everyone in cum is either at church or doing easter egg hunts :)
>right now in this vert moment people from reddit and tumblr are watching us and reading these threads in the hopes of finding something funny to share
>4chan is literally like a wildlife exhibit on display for all to see
>>56975768
>"remember do not touch the exhibit"
>>56975768
that's originally why I started browsing 4chan, but I stayed because it's pretty epic (from reddit btw)
>>56975768
me desu
>>56975768
after I make a particularly pathetic post about myself I always wonder if there are people on reddit laughing at my life
pretty sure people from here might be laffing at u 2 m8
Anyone else in the South expiriencing this endless rain? This storm's suposed to last another whole week.
>>56975768
>vert
But yes a long time ago moot said something about site visitors and a lot of the visitors do not actually post
>>56975950
I'd kill for a week of rain desu
going out for a $20 brunch tomorrow, pretty excited desu
haven't eaten brunch at a restaurant since i was 7 or 8 years old
pic related senpai
>>56975950
Wish I was, I'm going back south in a few months. That picture is making me homesick.
>>56975944
not too worried about that
>gonna make delicious egg breakfast
>no eggs in house
no eggs for me ;_;
>>56976016
fancy
How is everyone's day so far? :3
>>56974886
My sister watched oreimo before I even did.
>>56970720
making brisket, macaroni and potato salad for myself
trying to stave off the loneliness
>>56976114
then why worry about reddit? do you look up to them?
>>56976120
make grilled cheese instead
>>56975975
Really strange that "lurking" is still actually a thing. Are people afraid they're gonna get made fun of if they post or something?
>>56976131
really fucking awful it's just another terrible day who cares if it's easter it's all the same to me I wish the world would just fucking end that would be the BEST course of action for this world to take right now because it's all fucked up on multiple levels
>>56976016
that place seems too hip for me
looks like the type of place faggy professionals go when they want to feel cool
>>56976198
Already threw cheese on rice with sweet chili sauce :3
>>56976131
perpetual procrastination desu
>>56976246
i'm just in it for the food
>>56976256
that sounds like a delicious abomination
>>56976131
Had a funnu conversation about bikes with a slightly crazy old guy before getting on the train
Idk what it is about me that always attracts slightly crazy people into starting conversations with me
>>56976300
its pretty good
softly cooked eggs make it super creamy and delicious though
>>56976342
that sounds really good honestly
>>56974886
I don't think I could ever watch it because I have a sister.
It always seemed like something made for people without siblings.
>>56976186
I'm not upset about it, I just wonder about it because I find the concept of taking those types of screenshots and then doing that strange
more of a curiosity than a concern desu
>black "people"
>>56975898
I avoid reddit so much I wouldn't know
Though the idea of people lurking and laughing at us just seems so weird to me. I mean I feel like I have no life because I post here, think how pathetic their lives are if they browse and don't post, they're probably those kids who hung out with you but never said anything
>>56976002
>>56976062
Plz send help, I think I'm about to drown
Oops, didn't notice my neighbor stepped outside when I took this pic. I don't think he saw me, I don't want him to think I'm some pervert freak or something. Eh it's fine, we're pretty cool with each other so it won't be a big deal either way.
>>56976374
I have a brother desu
and I guess one of my cousins in pretty hot
>>56976216
Probably. Though I'm not sure what would be worrisome on an anonymous image board. If you get blown out just pretend it wasn't you.
I'm supposed to lift today. Do I really have to? Fuck.
>>56959150
I've never seen so much pasta made for one post...
>>56976062
Where are you now?
>>56976517
Obviously if you're supposed to. Go pick up some heavy objects you babby
>>56976604
Southwest
>>56976517
how else will you make up for being short?
>Easter chocolate
gonna get sick desu
>>56976659
I woke up at least twice last night, and feel like complete shit today.
You're right though, I'll just go get it over with and I'll feel a lot better afterwards.
>>56976698
I'm 5'9", still
>overcompensation meme
fucked if you do, fucked if you don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a16Kgh7j8zk
gud morning /cum/-chan
r u glad 2 see me ?
I thought this anime was just about fucking your little sister but its getting really intense
>>56976740
Same I eat until my stomach hurts than keep on eating. Got a reeses pieces bunny this gonna be good
>tfw my easter brunch was almonds and a can of tuna
>found out that tailspin porn exists
Why God
>>56977056
b-but I thought you were going out
>His state ship isn't a Nuclear attack Submarine
>>56977222
tomorrow m8
>>56977260
>>56975768
Willing to bet this was posted to Reddit
how do I create a black hole on earth, help pls
>>56977252
>Canada has by far the longest coastline in the world
>almost no navy
>>56977506
Just push things really hard together until they fuse.
Rinse an repeat until you have the mass of the sun in a point of zero volume.
>>56977506
Listen to emo music
>>56977598
>The Navy operates 1 destroyer, 12 frigates, 4 patrol submarines, 12 coastal defence vessels and 8 unarmed patrol/training vessels.
To be fair though you have American carrier fleets and local defense ships within spitting distance of your important areas
>>56977733
Yeah but when the Northwest Passage starts opening up we'll want to be able to hold our own.
My transfer train is #666. Kinda spooked tb h
I'm so incredibly behind on all of my schoolwork I haven't even attended class in two weeks fuck fuck FUCk
>>56977807
More like when the arctic oil becomes accessible and your oilnigger tier economy needs protection from Russian competition. It would be nice to see Canada have some kind of goal that would snap them out of making solutions for problems they don't really have.
>>56977252
>His state ship doesn't have this awesome a patch
>>56977467
it's ok bud
i have 2 days off in a row after today so it'll be bretty gud
>>56978011
Ours looks less like a Highschool logo and more like some museum logo.
>>56977934
serves u rite
>>56978037
date time? :3
>>56978118
It has a retro 90s look
>>56978180
yup, the owner picked up on it i think and gave us the same days off
>>56977996
>would snap them out of making solutions for problems they don't really have
>>56977934
>tfw Ds and C's this semester
Oh well
based owner
>post your face when everyones reading this but cant reply
I am going outside
>Ohio
>>56978223
>>56978577
forgot your (you)
>>56978696
gud 4 u
>Manitoba
>>56978892
wats that
>Why yes I hail from Chicago. Truly the city of the future
>>56979098
rude
>Nova Scotia
>>56979165
>>56979310
>>56979194
>Newfoundland
>Not Oldoncefoundland
>>56979194
what even is there to do on PEI besides potatoes
>Americans
>been invited to an easter dinner at families house
>drive is 2 hours 1 way
>will have to be there the entire day
>cant skip because guilt
>wont know most of the people there anyway
Shit, i just wanted to relax on my day off
>>56979528
You can do just about anything provided the fact you're in a city, which there isn't too much of here. Mostly farmland and towns.
rate pls
WE WUZ KINGS
>>56979165
You live in Chicago?
Rabbits don't even lay eggs
>/cum/
when do we win the award for the epicest general name?
>>56979814
SHUT IT DOWN
>>56979802
yes
>>56979814
bullshit
>>56979863
Why are there so many autistic shitposters from Illinois?
Get the hell out
>>56979863
Actual Chicago or the suburbs?
