Practise languages and rate/receive feedback, sing or play an instrument, banter, meme, talk, and whatever else you want to Voc. NO DUTCH PEOPLE ALLOWED IN MY THREAD!
>Obligatory English
Faintly, the murmur
Of the whispering song
Sounds its note before fading,
Subdued, into the foliage ;
And a hand passes in silence
Over the spray of a shrub,
The delicate rhythm of which
Waves the trees in the valley.
Oh! Music that carries you
Gliding on butterfly wings
And in the groaning of willow
And the caress of the stream!
Pass, in sonorous tones,
Flow smoothly on wings without daring
To press on the faded azure,
On the boughs now asleep;
Lose yourself, song of the soul,
Where sighs are mingling
In the calm lilting flight
Of a voice that cannot be grasped.
*Also requesting some simple Dutch, I love this language. The Nederlands is a great country 2bh.
>German translation
Das schwache Raunen
Des flüsternden Liedes erklingt,
Als der gedämpften Ton
Im Laub verhallt;
Die Hand streicht schweigsam
Über der Blühte des Strauches,
Dessen heikler Rhythmus
Biegt die Bäume im Tal.
Ach! Die Musik trägt man
Auf gleitenden Schmetterling Flügeln,
Und in der Klage der Weide
Und in der Liebkosung des Baches!
Geh in klangvollen Tönen vorbei!
Fließ sanft auf Flügeln ohne zu wagen
Auf dem blassen Azurblau zu drucken,
Auf den schlafenden Ästen;
Verliere dich, mein Seelengesang,
Wo sich die Seufzer
Im ruhigen singenden Flug
Der ungreifbaren Stimmen vermischen.
>Original French:
À peine si le murmure
De la muette chanson
Poursuit sa note et s'épure
Dans la douce feuillaison ;
Et la main passe en silence
Sur la tige d'un surgeon
Dont le rythme fin balance
Les branches de ce vallon.
Ô musique qui t'envoles
Sur les papillons glissants
Et dans la plainte du saule
Et du ruisseau caressant !
Passe, chant grêle des choses,
Coule, aile fluide qui n'ose
Peser sur l'azur pâli,
Sur les rameaux endormis ;
Efface-toi, chant de l'âme
Où se mêlent des soupirs
Dans la fuite molle et calme
Des voix qu'on ne peut saisir.
Alright I'll bump.
>>57017017
You're doin' the lord's work, son.
T*rkish:
Ben, Muhammed'in oğlu; Güneş ve Ay'ın kardeşi; Tanrı'nın torunu ve veziri; Makedonya, Babil, Kudüs, Yukarı ve Aşağı Mısır'ın hükümdarı; İmparatorların imparatoru; hükümdarların hükümdarı; hiç yenilmemiş harikulade savaşçı; Hz. İsa'nın kabrinin yılmaz bekçisi; Tanrı tarafından seçilmiş mütevellinin ta kendisi; Müslümanların ümidi ve huzuru; Hıristiyanların kahredicisi ve koruyucusu olan; ben, Sultan -- size emrediyorum Zaporojya Kazakları, kendi rızanızla ve direnmeden bana teslim olun ve saldırılarınızla beni rahatsız etmekten vazgeçin.
—Türk Sultanı IV. Mehmed
another because i like vocaroo threads tb.h lads
>>57015908
>>57015924
my ac is making to much noise to record it, i'll do it later
Taкжe в Бepлинe cyщecтвyют тpaмвaйныe линии (нeм. Straßenbahn Berlin) — этo oднa из caмых кpyпных и cтapeйших тpaмвaйных cиcтeм миpa. Пepвaя тpaмвaйнaя линия пoявилacь в гopoдe eщё в 1865 гoдy, oнa пpoхoдилa мeждy Бpaндeнбypгcкими вopoтaми и Шapлoттeнбypгoм. B 1967 гoдy в Зaпaднoм Бepлинe былa зaкpытa пocлeдняя тpaмвaйнaя линия, пpиopитeт был oтдaн paзвитию мeтpoпoлитeнa. B Bocтoчнoм Бepлинe нaoбopoт aктивнee paзвивaлocь тpaмвaйнoe cooбщeниe.
>>57019564
post australian
>>57020845
He has been trying to post a sentence for 20 mins now, hopefully he doesn't lose connection before it reaches 100%
>>57021678
>>57022061
On another note, is there poker tonight?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WP7Z0xzZtJ
Did I miss anything good last night? I had to attend to some shit :/
>>57022242
Me and Jerome are in the room atm. Trying to persuade some InterPal qts to join, but I'm not holding out hope.
>>57022731
kek, jesus
>>57022824
You jelly Nigel ? Little cunt.
>>57022379
post feet pls
>>57022379
Nice.
>>57023222
Yeah, must be that..
>>57023722
Go order a russian wife online you nigger.
>>57023935
I sense animosity, or maybe it's just projection :DD
>>57024132
"nigel isn't going to come to the poker room. he's should around new people. he's only talks around you because he has a crush on you. he's a posh cunt, a shy little boy" - the french guy in the room
>>57024363
>shy
>>57024363
tb h I'm watching some Bourdain and I'm not sure qt bating in the poker room trumps it
could someone please post some spanish for us to practice? thanks
>>57024588
Whatever just happened to joining the poker room because we enjoy each other's company? It's fun just to hang and chat for a while 2bh.
hoping to trigger a few brits with this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DuLaLf7ss
anyone got requests? I can't read russian and turkish is too much for me
>>57025017
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DuLaLf7ss
if you didn't sound like microsoft sam speaking through a length of copper pipe into a walkie talkie I might have understood enough to have giggled.
>>57022379
Thought I got rid of you for good
>>57019564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DuT8z79tX9
r8 my m8
>>57025618
Good evening my socially challenged friend
Which one are you Nigel.
>>57025692
Get some new images
Here, I can give you one
>>57025752
> implying i'm one of the 6 reasonably attractive englishmen in existence
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bqiL9LEUyz
>>57025835
Appreciated, tb h
>>57025901
Become a radio host
>>57026029
Good lord what kind of fresh hell that'd be, kek
>>57025928
;_; i guess nige didn't like it
>>57025928
genuine top kek tb h lad m8
>>57026895
what's there to like you sound vaguely Scots-Irish
Nige probably suffered flashbacks from Cromwellian era
>>57027044
>sound vaguely Scots-Irish
u wot?
>>57027162
y'know
poor
>>57027193
should i try
>>57027336
yes
Isn't Nigel half scottish anyway ?
>>57027404
I am.
>>57027444
mésalliance
>>57027466
It worked out for the best. I have the alcohol resillience of a Scot but none of the barbarism or filthy habits.
>>57027561
inferior blood
pls refrain from reproducing
>>57027614
>said the slav
>>57027774
gon colonise Wielka Brytania in no time
>>57027833
The toilet pipes will know no peace.
>>57027896
you cannot begin to understand how triggering is Ukrainian potty culture
fucking faggots never saw a toilet in their lives
>>57027944
why should ukranian customs matter to you?
>>57028009
they are doing the same thing Poles do in Britain
move in and take all the jerbs, living in shitty apartments and reproducing like crazy
>>57028050
Poles aren't reproducing enough tb h.
Never had a problem with Poles in Blighty
>>57028156
w-we're relevant
>>57027034
>nigel approves
*phew* lads
>>57028258
just sayin, I'd rather lots of pole kids than some of the other stuff we have over there.
It was certainly hard to resist Babs' rugged charms, thought Germanic Melike, as she jumped up and down on his magnificent Pennsylvanian cock of 18 inches total. Allah grant me stamina of a goat, she thought in the rare moments of consciousness, as his swollen monstrosity of a genitalium penetrated her little brown pussy. Waves of orgasmic spasms ran down her little body drenched in cold sweat as his Little Patriot destroyed the Berlin Wall with impunity. I'm a woman now, though the sparse rest of her personality, majority of which has already molten under the momentum of Babs' hip movements. Allah forgive me, for I've become a slut for Uncle Sam.
After half an hour of grinding her vertebrae into dust, Babs reckoned it's about time to finish her off. He struck with even greater zest, causing Melike to bend at an anatomically improbable angle. Finally, his mastodon of Mass dispensed Freedom, filling her up to the brim. Scheiße! That felt good. That felt good! Melike huffed and puffed, exhausted like a comfort woman mounted by a whole batallion of Pacific Front soldiers. She fought the exhaustion for long enough to crawl toward him, beg for his penis maximus, but Babs was merciless. He cast her aside like a used rug, wiped his glistening cock with her long, black hair and left the room, throwing a little card of paper behind him.
Melike approached the card with caution, expecting some ruse. Here is what the card said, dear readers;
VOTE TRUMP 2016
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>57028970
>>57028970
Make a new one, bro
>>57029135
nothing worthy of meme happened recently
I could write some more Melike & Babs adventures
>>57029193
shame tb h
I was at a store about an hour ago and two hot blondes tried to flirt with me. One pushed her friend at me and she bumped at me with her tits, she said sorry while her friend said she likes me. I just turned and didn't look at them.
I was buying milk. She pushed her friend again at me, but I dodged her and just smiled.
I paid the cashier the money for the milk, one of the girls said that if I introduce myself to themselves she will buy me the milk. I just smiled and walked away.
Did I do the right thing, /int/?
>>57029355
wrong thread oops
>>57029355
>Did I do the right thing, /int/?
No, you should've punched them in the cunt for rubbing their sweaty boobies on you. That's sexual harassment, bro.
btw as I go to sleep. I'm looking for the French guy who recorded "Why, Monsieur, you name seems to cover all of Europe." You had an amazing voice and I would love to see you post more. Maybe we can become best friends, I don't know—one can hope.
The Voc for reference:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n0m1ZHGp1e
Good night everybody.
>>57031954
How many gbs is your vocaroo collection?
>>57032018
>How many gbs is your vocaroo collection?
>>57032274
> Folders: Nigel
I got my own fucking folder, kek. I haven't posted a decent voc in months, it must be pretty sparse, no?
>>57032361
>scott gobbles.mp3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0up5bFYjayR
>>57032515
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0up5bFYjayR
When the fuck did I do that?
MOAR
>>57032274
Why do you save them, for fun?
>>57032728
to be a creep
>>57021678
France bringing the bants
>>57032813
was me tb h
>>57032579
going to sleep, night guise
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YkKtfv2wAo
>>57032728
>>57032751
>implying i'm not just using desustorage>username>nigel abroad
Minnesota is here, any funny things you want me to say today?
>>57032950
confused but ok
>>57032950
Don't remember this either. Worrying part is I don't sound very drunk
>>57033014
"ya knoo Fargo isn't exactly representing us faithfully"
Can I have some French to read?
>>57033014
say this>>57028970
>>57032274
Do you have a folder dedicated to me? J-just w-wondered
t. whistler
>>57028970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oj9GTqaBYf
Dramatic reading 4u
>>57034511
Were you the guy that made a Voc of himself jerking it to a Voc that a grill posted? That might've been a Moroccan poster, your two cunts have similar flags.
Probeer me maar te stoppen
>>57034582
Just want to say that everyone who opened that link thought you were the Minnesotan girl, and we were sorely disappointed.
Still a nice reading tho.
>>57034616
>Were you the guy that made a Voc of himself jerking it to a Voc that a grill posted?
i guess you dont have that one do you?
>>57034616
>Were you the guy that made a Voc of himself jerking it to a Voc that a grill posted?
What the heck
>>57034742
I don't save Vocaroos.
here you go:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LJPjIo9gyP
>>57034883
>What the heck
yeah sry it was a moroccan flag
>>57035090
>Was it one of mine?
idk is this you? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jsy46VBnu8
>>57035233
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LJPjIo9gyP
:^(
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jsy46VBnu8
is that chinkspeak?
>>57035090
eww
you sound like a big fat bitch
lol
>>57035382
rude
>>57035414
fuck you white knight faggot
you can hear the obese in her voice lmao
imagine how bad she smells
>>57035474
>fuck you white knight faggot
wrong
>you can hear the obese in her voice lmao
go choke on nipcock
>>57035474
coming from a nation of poowine drinkers. Or worse, American "foreign language" teachers, the most pathetic group of people.
>>57035616
>>57035639
ahahahah fucking actual white knights holy shit bravo guys
maybe if youre lucky enough she'll send you pics of her dark inner thighs? lol
you are fucking pathetic guys, this circle jerk is a joke, these threads should be deleted because its just you idiots leaving gay ass messages for each other with your lame, fat sounding voices ahahah
>>57035749
Looks like I hit the nail on the head
>>57035749
>maybe if youre lucky enough she'll send you pics of her dark inner thighs? lol
thats not the intent
everyone is nice and cordial to each other here and you can fuck if that makes you uncomfrotable
>>57035749
Fucking hell Japanese poster are usually chill, relax man
>>57035823
>g-guys the height of my life is name fagging in a dead circle jerk thread
lol
im not korean or american
>>57035842
nah i dont think so
im gonna shit this gay little circle jerk up i think
Hey you big fat cow, post a vocaroo of you fingering that big fat cunt of yours and moaning like the bovine you are
>>57035926
fuck you frenchie
your women LOVE asian dick it makes me laugh!
>>57035980
Yeah, asian dicks are quite laughable
come on you stupid fat slut, i wanna hear those jowls flap
>>57035929
>im not korean or american
exactly you are way worse you are a god damn fucking baby
>>57036034
that was the lamest attempt at banter ive ever seen you stupid smelly bitch
hopefully you'll die in the next inevitable terrorist attack lol
>>57036081
>PLEASE NOTICE ME! I WANT YOU TO BE MY ONLINE GF
just give it up
czech yourself fag lol
>>57036117
i feel bad for you
>>57036176
i feel more bad for you sitting in this thread hoping a fat yank notices you and sends you pics of her shitty butthole
stupid stupid corea poster. your dick circumcision? yes dick. you drink poo? haha yes. steal maybe kimono? yes. culture of corea pig no. only plastic face person sing. PSY? PSY. PSY. corea. stop. this. PSY? whatever say corea. culture? haha america little. yellow devil chink corea. language is japanese dialect. stupid little chinese. alphabet syllable? haha american? corea please stop it. busan nigger city. only black person come fuck? corea? haha. come to place corean man. ask japan? no no corean! japan is? core-a!! ahaha. no difference corea japan but japan corea inferior dog eater. corea please. poo drink. cheers beizai.
HEY YOU FAT CUNT
I WANNA HEAR YOUR BUTTCHEEKS RUB
do you get wet you big fat whore?
dogfart.com
>>57036416
You seem angry. You just got demoted back to bronze 5 didn't you? Its ok, you can take it all out here.
blacked.com
>>57036549
+10 affection from her man
you go girl shes pretty much yours asshole pics en route good boy
Lardo Chad is pissed because he didn't get to murder French
What happened to the name, Lardo?
>>57033198
whats wrong faggots keep circlejerking
jesus its like only 3 of you hahah
fucking losers
minnesota deleted her post scared of korea
>>57036747
>fucking losers
>please notice me, look I'm good at banter
>>57035382
SHE DELETED HER POST
AHAHAHAH
YOU BIG FAT COW
>>57036747
>Amerigod
Where did the namefag pride go, Chad?
>>57036944
what the fuck are you even rambling about
i dont care about some faggot yank
Kek, Shamefuurrr disprayyy Minnesota.
Americans lack anykind of banter resillience.
>>57037038
she fears me its only natural
>>57037082
It would seem that a thick gut does not mean a thick skin.
The 1,500-word letter in state media titled "Brother Obama" was Castro's first response to the president's three-day visit last week, in which the American president said he had come to bury the two countries' history of Cold War hostility. Obama did not meet with the 89-year-old Fidel Castro on the trip but met several times with his 84-year-old brother Raul Castro, the current Cuban president.
Obama's visit was intended to build irreversible momentum behind his opening with Cuba and to convince the Cuban people and the Cuban government that a half-century of U.S. attempts to overthrow the Communist government had ended, allowing Cuban to reform its economy and political system without the threat of U.S. interference.
something to vocaroo
hey post another vocaroo you big fatso i wanna hear you wheeze
>>57037191
Where are you from then Chad?
>>57037220
he's from chad
>>57037191
Just come to our costal regions mate, theres plenty of whales there
>>57037220
im an elf
>>57037303
>im an elf
does that mean faggot in korean?
>>57037342
no the word for that is "czech"
>>57037386
>>57037190
do it.
>>57037386
so you are a buzerant?
>>57037440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uzubd5sEId
>>57037527
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uzubd5sEId
That was the poorest attempt to hide an American accent I've heard in a while.
>>57037681
its funny because you persist down this path yet you are so wrong ahaha fag
>>57037527
wew almost fooled me
>>57037751
> Yank with korean flag namefags "amerigod" asking for French
> is ignored
> butthurt ""korean"" poster promptly joins and shits his pants
Chad, please
>>57037917
no
i will give you a hint
i am asian
but not korean
It was a pleasure to bang, thought Jerome of Brittany, the niggest playa on the West Coast, just as his brown baguette left the nether regions of a cheerful young lad from a village nearby, who preferred to go by the name of "Pierre". Gentle hand of the obsidian warrior swept through Pierre's matted hair, reeking of oh-so-manly sweat and cigarettes. An insult of endearment left his parched lips. They both knew what was going to happen next. The tantric ritual of pied noir. Just as Jerome put one of his masculine feet inside Pierre's wanting anus, somebody rapped on the door with insolence. Was it him already? Jerome was a little scared and his young lover felt that in his colon.
"Open up!" demanded a shrill voice from outside, trying to take down the door with some considerable success. "I'm going to shoot!"
Pierre crawled toward the door, behind him limped mighty Jerome, his feet stuck in the middle of something. Little Frenchman couldn't resist giving the doorknob a few licks and paid the ultimate price – a sudden attack at the door's wicked frame knocked Pierre's yellowing teeth out. Not that it bothered him, oh no. The man looking at them towered even above Jerome, who was a big guy already. "N-Nige", whispered the nigger. "Me", said Nige. "You two cocks thought you'll escape me in this shithole, eh? Well guess what, nobody offends a lad and gets away with it!"
Left hook knocked Jerome out. Suddenly he felt a moist sensation of penis forcing its way through his refined mouth. Well, thought the black monsieur, in every nigga's life comes the moment to be fucked. Nigel wasn't the cruelest of lovers, oh no. Pierre simply drowned in semen, it was perfectly understandable to both men still alive that accidents happen. They knew, the experienced men, that true love needs sacrifices.
"Bloody hell, I'm going to cum!" shouted Nigel in his exquisite Black Country accent, as black gobbies are the best gobbies in France.
>>57038000
Post micropenis and prove it then
>>57038114
Bravo, Janusz
>>57038114
10/10
Kekd
>>57038000
>>57038156
Struggling to find it?
>>57038499
>Struggling to find it?
>>57025618
Oh it's the disgusting bully.
Too bad, bro.
Too bad.
>>57023424
ok
op is a fag
>>57023619
Any points to improve on?
>>57040269
>>57040451
>>57042520
>>57043397
So much colgate.
Give me your best Gordon ramsay impression tb h https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgm9jtCzpgg
>>57038499
>>57015908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wjaj78pNRb
>>57015924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nqplHPfznF
Butchering French as usual
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Em6FHs2gim
>>57019019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01IknSHpxBj
