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Dom Mazetti edition
What are we supposed to talk about now that random things get you banned?
Lets talk about the one thing that wont get us banned... electronic cigarettes
>>62285655
we should talk about how attractive janny is
>>62285655
she has super puffy nipples and looks like ashton kutchers sister
>>62285682
Lets talk about the changing demographics of the United States.
Why is Janny so mad?
What happened last thread?
>>62285740
I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to talk about demographics.
It's race talking
Time for high energy
https://youtu.be/ibLHybdSWDM
>>62285582
>buys a mclaren instead of maserati
douchebag
>>62285830
who are they?
>>62285830
I wanna eat her butthole
>>62285740
Mexicans can't keep up their roach like breeding. They have to stop.
Niggas ready for based bill to go at it one more time next week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5knEXDsrL4
>>62285917
Huh so having 3 kids is roach breeding to Americans now eh?
>>62285855
Damn, Trump knows how to impress. Suave as fuck
Melania's speech was surprisingly good, I was not expecting that
>>62286032
They should have ended with Melanias positive message. She's the lone bright spot in a storm of crazy and anger.
>>62286060
Wait. Melania was not the last speaker? That's a terrible mistake.
kek Trump is leaving already?
Eh I would too. Shitshow got boring.
>>62286060
Not at all Flynn inspires incredible enthusiasm, all and all this has been a great night so far
>>62285740
Well, you can be grateful to be born now and not 75 years in the future
Hearing him speak. I now know why Flynn wasn't picked as VP
*implodes then fades into limbo*
wtf I love Slovenia now
>>62286099
Yet you've been watching and making comments all day, you must be very engrossed to spend your free time in such a manner
>>62286113
>l this has been a great night so far
Well I guess if you were not really expecting much then...It was fine I guess.
>>62285948
Mexicans don't stop at 3
They go to 5, 6 and 7.
Now fuck off spic. Go back to your homeland.
>>62285885
Her name is Eunha. Super cute.
Holy shit, did a bunch of people start booing? This guy is failing hard.
>>62286196
Why can't Chicanos be based like actual Mexicans here? They really do send the defective ones
>>62286196
> Go back to your homeland.
Well good thing i'm already there.
>>62286221
The immigrants are cool.
The ones born here are shit but you can't deport those.
>>62286032
It was written for her by a staffer, she merely performed it.
my roommate has friends over and while they were cool for the bit that I hung out with them they are now downstairs literally screaming and banging their hands on the table every couple of minutes for god knows what and I have to get up in 6 and a half hours. I dont understand normies sometimes
>>62286250
He's been commenting on the RNC since 1pm making vague pointless comments about how terrible it is and how much he hates republicans and Trump. Kinda odd to spend 10 hours like that imo
If they want to appeal to Latinos, they need to get that trumpet player from Sabado Gigante and "fuera" all the boring, low energy speakers.
COUNTRY ROAD
TALE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIAAAA
>>62286270
Even center left ABC admitted she wrote the speech all her own
REPS FA JESUS
>>62286346
>TALE
fuc
too hi 4 dis
>>62286346
>>62286378
>Venezuela
How are you still alive?
Or are you?
>>62286346
>>62286378
What did he mean by this?
>>62286346
Venezuela is the West Virginia of South America.
>>62286437
>>62286441
>>62286480
livin the life brus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYaGChm8RWw
>>62286378
wow, really makes you think
unironically listening to A Flock of Seagulls
>>62285655
puffy nipples are delicious
I know they're super degenerate but I also love pierced nipples
>>62286630
>pierced nipples
how can you look at them and not cringe, i get scared when my nipples are just hard and rub against my shirt, cant imagine them getting pierced
>10 minutes ago
>taking a wicked nasty piss
>spot massive cockroach at the edge of my bathroom
>not thinking straight, grab my shaving cream
>start chasing the cockroach with the it
>in my mind the shaving cream is bakelite from Neon Genesis Evangelion
>the cuckroach is an angel
>finally immobilize the fucker, it's twitching in a prison of barbasol
>bathroom is covered in ribbons of shaving cream dripping from everywhere
>decide to payback the cockroach by dropping it into a jar of bleach
>it dies in seconds
>dump bleach jar in toilet
>never flushed toilet
>bleach and piss react to form chlorine gas
and now my apartment is filled with chlorine gas and my bathroom is ruined
>>62286630
Why do you like men? Do you like their private parts or their muscles more?
God bless you, USA
>>62286798
Is that even fucking possible?
>>62286814
what
>>62286703
well I've never imagined getting them myself so I don't even think of my own when I see pierced nips
wow this thread is dead
thanks for the mass bannings janny in the previous thread
>>62285582
Why Americans are so sociable? It seems to be very easy to become friends with Americans.
I made like few American friends. They easily befriend people from the countries which they like.
>>62287186
easier said than done
>>62287186
I have no friends
I am a fucking freak and proud of it
>2016
>still using /cum/
Everyone kys
>>62287232
Friends don't have you
>>62287205
Well, I don't know. I'm not very sociable nor I'm an Ameriboo. I made 1 Amerifriend on soc. And each time on others boards Americans very easily go for a contact outside of the boards.
For example I'm baltoboo but I haven't made any single baltic friend despite I waste lots of time on /balt/.
Really makes me think...
>>62287250
Hey, mate your head is coming out your ass so light up a bit you fuckin nob.
>>62287281
>I haven't made any single baltic friend despite I waste lots of time on /balt/.
Is it because your country fucked their shit up for like half a century?
It's raining outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX6kn9_U8qk
What is rooster teeth?
>>62287316
Like I said we had the fucking Cold war with Americans, that doesn't influence their impression of me.
how hard is it to immigrate to Canada
>>62287450
You have to be from south, south east, or east asia.
You're already a citizen if you are.
>>62287364
the cold war was nbd
>>62286703
This.
All piercings period make me cringe.
Tattoos are generally OK tho.
Capcha aztec taos
>>62286798
Where y'all moving when Trump wins?
I hear New Zealand's design industry is really booming right now.
Just got my EE degree lads. Wanna move to the US, which state is best to drown in grills?
>>62287352
Austin based comedy-gaming-entertainment company.
Creators of the famous Red vs Blue series.
>>62287712
Why would you move?
SHE KILLED MY SON
>>62287719
Cleveland Ohio is the place for you :)
Is it cheap to live in Alaska?
I feel like a sperg after saying good morning/afternoon/evening while passing people
I'm going to stop
>>62287825
that will make you seem even more autistic. Not awful difficult to figure out when it is appropriate.
>>62287781
I'll actually financially benefit from a trump presidency, but my faith in the country'd really be spent. There's no goin back from a meme presidency
>>62287825
Just nod/slight wave dude, it isn't that hard. You could always just like, stick to "Hey"
>>62285655
Talk about Dom Mazzeti
>>62287811
no, it's pretty expensive. it's true the government will pay you after you've lived there for more than a year or something like that, but most basic needs are more expensive since it costs more money to get them there in the first place. say goodbye to good fresh limes
>>62287863
we have had 3 back to back meme presidents
>>62285740
A ella le gusta la gasolina!
dame mas gasolina!
Como le encanta la gasolina!
dame mas gasolina!
>>62287888
>You could always just like, stick to "Hey"
people are going to think I'm shouting "hey!" at them, that would be even more awkward
>>62287863
Could you be any more of a child?
You know we've had some literally insane presidents right?
>>62286196
People here mostly have like 2 or 3 kids.
>>62287712
On the ashes of our enemies.
>>62287712
New Zealand has no jobs lad. Our way of life is slow paced, it is 5 minutes walk from my apartment near the CBD of Wellington to a forest. You won't live wealthily here, nowhere near your standard of living. But the police dont even carry guns.
Only come if you are white though lad.
>>62287923
Well at least not all products are expensive like fish or meat from local animals.
>>62287998
good post
>>62288081
>>62288055
>>62287998
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Do you have friends from other countries?
I don't
>>62287450
Takes a few years
If you got gud job n sheeit it's obviously a lot easier
>>62287998
This is how I imagine you
why are all those posts disappearing
>>62288173
Its the only way he can feel that hes fulfilled his purpose in life
>>62288135
Accurate depiction and a very good post
breakfast is the greatest meal of the day desu
gonna make some bacon eggs and sausages tommorow
Just got two fingers all the way up my ass for the first time
>>62288223
This
>>62288402
>>62288318
>>62288275
Nice post, i guess...
>>62288173
They're victims of the secret police
>>62288173
Janny ran out of snacks from mummy and is angry
>>62288108
I have oen pals, but I drop them after few weeks cuz it gets boring...
>>62288509
better solution, don't play monopoly
>vapeman cia and lmm aren't the three best posters
>>62288547
kys
>>62288433
> i guess...
>>62288509
Very good post and very accurate as well
>>62288547
Very bad post kys
>>62288456
well get the tranny some tendies
>>62288573
this is a very good post
@62288566
very bad post
>>62288552
very good post
If janny is banning people for talking shit about Argentina, will he start banning people for talking shit about the US? Or is this just the janny's way of telling us he lives in Argentine and can't take the bantz?
>>62285582
Dom was looking small as fuck back then.
Literally why would you live anywhere but Washington (state not DC ok).
janny is so jealous of not knowing how to make good posts he just deletes everything that's too high brow for him
Only janny is allowed to pass judgment upon posts
>>62288656
t. worst coaster
>>62288656
Trust me I would literally do anything to live in seattle, it's my life dream to move there
>>62288647
does that mean janny is the argentine anime poster?
>>62288656
do people every fly the washington state flag unironically"
Just saw a news channel investigating whether or not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich should be considered racist.
I'm fucking done, dudes
>>62288647
Warning people, excuse me.
Argentina is definitely white guys, and they are polite and soft spoken people. No sarcasm here at all.
>>62288726
that's funny coming from someone who lives in Orlando
>>62288699
no, his and chile posts all got deleted at the same time when i was banned
>>62288693
Gas yourself
>>62288698
Great post
>>62288702
Not sure if this is a good post or not
>>62288667
Can confirm, it should be given to Cuba as a goodwill gesture, just so we don't have it in the US anymore.
>>62288564
>>62288573
very bad taste. sad.
play acquire instead
>>62288741
I'm not saying Orlando isn't a shithole. It is. teebeeaitch I would prefer Argentina.
hmm what should we make of this poll
>i delete quality vapeman posts for free
>>62288786
you are a low energy bitch
>>62288842
>incognito mode on your phone
what are you a cuck or something?
>>62288783
>deleted the post I replied to
Is janny trying to make /int/ into reddit where everybody has to be nice or they get downvoted to oblivion? I thought the reason people posted on 4chan was because of the freedom to say what you wanted without fear of ruining your reputation due to anonymity
>>62288862
sssshhhh dont tell mammy ;)
Why is there even a share with facebook button on porn sites?
i've learned that if you make the japanese thread with a picture of a half korean they will sperg out and boycott it
>>62288875
watch janny delete this post for
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.
>>62288924
This post is informative.
Very nice.
all posts below this one are SHIT
Here's a question that won't trigger janny:
Do you guys like the city you live in? Would you recommend it to others?
>Orlando
>Don't like it
>Would not recommend unless you're a Disneyfag
>>62288947
based CIA blowing everyone out that game
>>62288985
i think everyone in my city is a cuck, nigger, weeabo and proffesional internet moderator
>>62288924
oh YOU did that?
在日白豚帰れ!決して戻るな
Baby
is he gone??????
>>62289007
perhaps, perhaps not
>>62288981
good post
>>62288985
Too many wetbacks to my liking
>>62289026
*teleports behind you*
Pshh, nothing personnel kid
>banned
>>62289024
Excellent post, normally I would make fun of you for shitting in the streets, but our janitorial overlord does not allow us to say mean things to each other anymore.
>>62289059
Move then faggot
>>62289109
I think we'd just prefer to build the wall.
>tfw I think I might have anal cancer
>>62289104
ye alrdy no
>>62289104
I love weed but I'm too autistic to get it other than when I visit my sisters
>>62289109
make me lil boi
>>62285830
>koreans fap to plastic pop groups because porn is banned
>>62289123
You will still have Hispanic population on the city tho.
>>62289104
Never really been my thing. Makes me paranoid.
>>62289026
YOU ARE ALREADY BANNED
>>62289104
Ah yes, the Devil's Lettuce
smoke dat jazz cabbage bb
>>62289130
>I'm too autistic to get it
darknet markets
this general is going to shit lads
>tfw gf
>tfw you have to leave the chans
>>62289104
I'm pretty sure that weed gives me panic attacks. It's happened twice now and I don't want to risk it again.
>>62289104
I havent smoked since Michael Jackson died
>>62289104
Just ate some edible oil
Fite me fgts
Wow, he killed you quickly. So janny is a fellow cum ?
>>62289154
>all generals are going to shit
fify.
>>62289155
2-D "girls" are not real
>never use google play
>check account
>18 thousand views
>>62289176
> ?
fuck outta here
>>62289104
this reminds me of that tripfag who was anti weed
they deleted my kiko japanese thread
how rude, they really do hate koreans
>Wii was not the great shit but Pokemon Go is a complete success
wew lad
What happens if I rig up one of those electronic breast pumps to my manhood?
/cum/ I'm hungry
>>62289212
holy fuck this happened to me too and I have NO idea how or why
I've commented on maybe 4 or 5 videos ever
>>62289218
vayase al carajo yanqui de mierda.
>>62289226
quebt?
>>62289255
*poops in hand then throws it at you*
you have to go back
>>62289270
Rather drink.
>>62289270
Got back a little while ago and I'm pretty fuckin toasted
>>62289270
momma told me not to touch the sticky icky
>>62289291
>>62289282
dodges while playing this stereotypical mexican song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2THtTuBIo
I'm tempted to rewatch at least the first season of the digimon animé. I remember really liking it when I was a kid, but I'm not super confident it held up. anyone watched it even remotely recently?
>>62289249
only one way to find out anon
how does this image make you feel?
>>62289334
>not yakety sax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>62289212
where do you see that?
>>62289228
Sometimes jannies form personal grudges. Has happened with me in the past
Can you still be a belly dancer if you've got a beergut?
>he smokes weed instead of vaping like a civilized citizen of the planet earth
>>62289373
a janny with personal interest influencing his actions should not be a janny at all 2bh
>>62289336
ewwww you got poo poo all over me :'( yucky
>>62289373
>Sometimes
youre telling me
>>62289359
NICE.
But youtube national anthem is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
>>62289356
Is that earth? Then it is pretty impressive how far earth can throw its cum
>>62289399
Yea they should dock his pa-oh wait
>>62289356
isolated
>>62289165
try smoking a tiny puff mini bowl
*pulls up behind you*
*gets out of the car*
Sir, do you kno-
*sees a picture of vapeman on your dashboard*
STOP RESISTING
*bans you*
phew, another shitposter off the streets
>go to thai massage loft
>realize I really like my ass being groped
>get no handie though
the fuck did I do wrong
>>62289326
>>62289291
Huh, he opened pandora's box.
>>62289447
They saw you enjoying some butt stuff and assumed you liked boys
>>62289270
You have to be over 18 to browse 4chan
When stopped by police, are you supposed to roll your window all the way down or just crack it enough to slip your ID through the glass?
>>62289434
THIS
>>62289406
This is actually youtube's national anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_H3MWVx6JU
Got pulled over by a cop and all I got was a lousy warning.
Do you think I should have chimped out and recorded it?
>>62289420
i moderate a high end fashion consignment website (FOR FREE) and there are users within the community i fucking hate, I could delete their entire wardrobes if i wanted to
then i realize my personal interests shouldn't get in the way of these sorts of things because i'm not a baby
>>62289480
just open your door real quick then throw it at him then close the door. He will probably inspect and be grateful that he didnt have to walk to your care and back to run it. Make sure to include your insurance
>>62289480
Depends how much you like tickets
>>62289497
Jesus christ. It feels like 2008 again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
>>62289480
Just open the door and get out. They like it even more if you walk over to them so they don't have to get out.
>>62286221
indeed...tough luck i suppose
>>62289549
Was with a friend who got pulled over and he freaked out because he's never been pulled over. He got out of the car to be polite and spent the next 5 minutes being screamed at on the ground at gunpoint.
>>62289534
Well I am male and autistic so my chances of getting out of a ticket are pretty slim.
>>62289445
"officer don't get the wrong impression"
*subtly reaches for vape*
"isn't your head feeling... cloudy?"
*vapes a giant cloud of 800mg concentration vape juice and blows it in your face*
*screeches away*
I like to call that move the vape escape
>>62289480
All the way. They tend to treat you better if you aren't an edgy faggot. Keep your hands on the wheel, answer calmly, don't make sudden movements. Get your ID and registration as they ask.
>tfw no tickets and only warnings in 7 years of driving
Since the road crew workers like to ride around town on tractors so much lately I might just take my riding lawnmower to the beer store tomorrow
>>62289654
Does your lawn mower have a license plate?
morning ladbois
>>62289639
It's better to have your license and registration (and proof of insurance if that's required in your area) ready to go when they get to your window if possible.
But if they see you reaching around the car they might think you're trying to stash your weed and try to search you
>>62289673
Nah but neither do the tractors
>>62289639
But I am a sovereign citizen. I do not have to obey your traffic laws. Are you detaining me? Am I under arrest? You cannot touch me or arrest me without a warrant. You are a pig of the state sir. I am not bound by human law. I have a right to do this action, sir.
>>62289678
I remember when you went to bed
best canadian tv shows
1. the Red Green show
2. kenny vs spenny
3. TPB
900000004 HNIC - ever since rogers took it over and fucked CBC in the ass.
>>62289687
as long as you stay on residential roads i doubt any cops would care
>>62289714
around 6 hours ago
>>62289347
>>62289347
Holy shit, yes I watched all seasons 4 years ago because I vaguely remembered it as a child and had a strong case of nostalgia. It's actually what caused me to first start posting on 4chan, you should go for it
>>62289750
pls rate one to ebun
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468845424792.webm
>>62286196
Mexico is below replacement rate already you idiots, most of Latin America is undergoing demographic transition... And Mexican migration to the US has been on negative numbers (more Mexicans moving to Mexico than going to the US) since 2008... This refusal to understand facts is annoying as fuck. China, yes China, is now your numer one source of migrants except they fly in and you don't get headlines about them surging at the border... And you're lucky, East Asians assimilate much the same as Latin Americans, in a decade or so those two sources will dry up, and as you will not adjust to lower living standards and a shrinking economy as the popualtion ages and declines, what you'll get is Africans, Hindus and Muslims. Anyone who tells you that you can get no migration and economic growth is lying, legal migration focuses too much on high skilled workers which compete with your middle classes and do not fill the jobs your economy actually needs, fixing it only means it will have similar effects to illegal immigration...
TL;DR You either adjust to living with less or prepare for Blade Runner style diversity...
>>62289687
My point exactly. Hands on wheel is best option in my experience. I even only got warned when I had no proof of insurance, no headlights on at night (the streetlights were bright) and the car probably smelled like weed. We were all smoking clove cigarettes to cover it though. I was a shitty teenager at the time.
>>62289548
Now everyone ironically loves that band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn5YZ2umScM
>>62289736
Yea there's a 30mph connecting road between my neighborhood and the one across from it with a gas station on it.
I think I'll be fine
>>62289729
No Edd ed n eddy?
No corner gas?
>>62289729
RED GREEN
E
D
G
R
E
E
N
a best
>>62289779
teletoon and CN had some good shit but i don't remember fondly. Corner gas is decent
>>62289772
We are getting old anon.
>>62289729
>no Reboot
>>62289729
what aboot letterkenny?
>>62289769
I keep my registration in the pocket on my sun visor so it works for me
>>62289830
>reboot
>good
>>62289762
good tune, i like it
>>62289835
>muh farm boy lifted truck hockey dudebro culture
>>62289758
awesome, that's great to hear.
>>62289480
All the way down and have your stuff ready when they come over. And don't be a fucking faggot about it.
I've gotten 1 ticket in 14 years and several warnings. Being courteous goes a long way, especially these days.
I wonder if people that did a lot of time in prison ever get out and keep carrying shit in their asshole just out of habit
>>62289762
ebin outta 10.
>>62289860
only seen one scene from it tb h but it was a good scene
TPB is good too
>>62289908
Yes. But it's not an inanimate object. There is one object more common than all others for people in this situation. It's a fat cock.
>>62285855
i've got to admit it, that was badass
Does anyone want to enter a suicide pact with me haha
Why do Americans dress like clowns in baggy cothes and stuff?
>>62290026
sure
t. totally not minnesotan
>>62290026
no, and even if i wanted i wouldn't do it with a leaf
>>62290053
To hide our guns
>>62290053
bet you wont say that again to my face
>mummies sleeping in the living room again
>right next to my room
>so I have to be really quiet
REEEEEEEE
>>62290080
your leather gun you meant?
>>62290117
????
mummies are dead
>>62289764
Africa will need a wall around it
>>62290117
sneak to her and touch her panties.
>>62290155
thats gross sasha
>>62290117
You sleep in the living room?
Is it gay to fuck women?
>>62290180
Rip cum
>>62290180
>its another leaf cant read episode
>>62290191
no haha, you silly goose
>>62290214
Sure they will, I just hope you can afford it
>>62290168
I read real stories about boys doing this :|
look, ladfs, we're forming NEET coalition.
L*tvia, you're welcome.
>>62290122
If garbage collection ever becomes too expensive I hope people just start grinding up their garbage and flushing it down the sewer. Always wanted an excuse to buy an industrial garbage disposal desu.
>a huge portion of black men are in prison
>all their gfs alone with no bf
>implying black men arent the most cucked men on the planet
new thread bois
>>62290274
>>62290274
>>62290274
>>62290274
>being a NEET
good for you, doggy!!! you can get high on krokodil all day long
>spends 24/7/365 on 4chin
>not a NEET
>>62290396
cuck
fuggin apkopējs tbf
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JANNY
>>62290396
Talk about bad karma
Tom Brady wouldn't have been scared. Tom Brady would've recovered it
The janny is a shitposter I bet
>>62290480
Maybe he would've
If the broncos hadn't beaten them
new
>>62290493
ok bump limit new thread
>>62290506
>>62290506
>>62290506
>>62290506
>>62290523
god DAMN it
Jannys playing hardball tonight lads
