School's out for summer edition
karen
refund STILL hasn't processed
Who /no job/ here?
>>62280568
meee hahaha
wish blacked was rougher
i have to be ready for work in 6 hours haha. what's wrong with me?
>>62280568
not me
at work atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGov-KH7hkM
r8
>>62280568
me
might end myself soon, bored of rejection and the silence that also means rejection
if you like pina coladas
>>62280601
watch liveleak stuff or use Tor then
>>62280618
Manlet circus must be busy
>>62280654
getting cock'd in the drain
So whats going on with the coup in Armenia lads?
Didn't get any coverage here, probably because most people here couldn't come close to picking Armenia out on a map.
Good edition
>>62280536
nothing special mate
just be positive go through your day think about the stuff that makes you happy do stuff you like
it's mostly about the mindset. I don't think about the stuff that don't please me because it just puts me in a bad mood so I put that away
>>62280635
Portuguese is a strange language
>>62280568
Just got out of highschool desu not going to be looking for a job for a few more years
Who here /hardcuntwhodoesntputanythinginhistea/?
fact: only I have made good manlet jokes. all the others are uncreative and lazy
>>62280681
Some group has stormed a police station in the capital and is demanding the release of politcal prisoners. Very Cold war desu
>>62280727
are you half thai
>>62280723
me. i don't even put water in it
>>62280723
Not even milk? Christ.
need a gf to cuddle
Business idea: mail a mosque a box of bedbugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej2YkHg3278
blog lads
>when you're just sick enough to feel a bit off but not sick enough to get leave
>>62280766
nope
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468643178807.webm
>>62280723
Drink black coffee, add milk to tea for texture
not quite hard but I can lift a car tire over my head so there's that
>>62280763
Is it an ongoing event or have they been cut down already?
bollocks status: liquid
third eye status: opened
business plan: secret
Do you think Brotherman Bill and Tim would get on?
They could form a paranoia/conspiracy musical group and tour asylums
>>62280825
what country
>>62280825
REFUGEES WELCOME NOW
>>62280825
>I don't know
you mean they forgot to tell you?
tch, those silly billies
>>62280707
It's easier for you to get a job now than explaining in a few years why you haven't had a job, just saying, lad.
Business idea: mail all of my enemies a box of bedbugs
>>62280882
Iraq
business idea: enslave the french
>>62280847
Its in its second day supposedly. Do you not have google senpai
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/19/world/europe/armenia-yerevan-hostage.html?_r=0
>>62280882
Sounds like Iraq
Lads, remember that massive blood pimple I mentioned a few hours ago? Turns out it popped against the back of my chair and now the chair's covered in blood and puss.
>>62280803
>im going to do a whole video on stuff that ive learnt from my boyfriend
>>62280963
post pic
>>62280912
Still got my university education to finish tho
>>62280841
>add milk to tea for texture
>milk
>to tea
>for
>TEXTURE
Lad I've just about had it up to here with your crazy hippy poof talk
>>62280825
Wow, that's heart wrenching.
Fuck having laws and borders and shit.
>>62280963
grim
>>62280991
How do I achieve this physique?
>>62280882
yemen i think
>>62280940
would yemen make sense? you're the brown person authority in here 2bh
{squelches}
good night lads. sleep tight
>>62280803
hes an interesting character
>>62281027
eat a whole lot of cheese related junk food, drink nothing but soda and maybe beer, and sit down all day
>>62281032
It's Iraq you retard, she is from al-Anbar.
>>62280825
a shame girls like her will be in danger in the refugee housings because of the immense adult male majority
Picked this up at tesco for bants lads
why are italians so loud
they sit outside my house and speak louder than jet engines till 4am
What would you do if a relative or a friend was murdered in an Islamic attack? If your brother was run over by a truck in Nice or chopped up on a train in Germany. What would you do? Just grieve?
May take the truck out for a comfy night cruise once it gets a little darker
Could take some pictures if anyone is interested
>>62281032
Nah, the guy speaking to the girl was speaking iraqi, they're very easy to spot because they tend to add "ch" to everything they say
Yemenis I imagine they probably sound like saudis
>>62280682
thank you
>>62281007
cos milk is thicker than water it makes the brew thicker innit
>>62281105
tell them you've left the eu so if they can please vacate the premises
>>62281027
don't sleep at all for 90% of the year
eat lots of processed foods
as for the exercise routine:
lay in bed 2 x 10
sit in chair 12ish hours a day
do not leave your house x 365
>>62281090
proofs?
>Yemenis
>with blue eyes
hahahahahahahahahhhahahha
>>62281100
i love mussels. especially in garlic sauce
>>62281156
Thanks brah gonna be ripped in no time
>>62280475
these two poster girls... they look so fat for their age
a bit sad innit lads
>>62281132
>speaking Iraqi
Arabic you mean. Iraqi accent is the best accent.
>>62281157
al-Hadabah is in Iraq and I'm pretty sure they are civilians fleeing from Fallujah.
>>62281132
ahh decent, cheers la
how can i learn arabic? and which dialect is the best to learn?
>>62281170
sorry i'm not obsessed with who has "white" traits rorke
>>62281114
i would seek revenge, i would dedicate my life to hunting that which took the precious life of my relative away, i would never rest until i had destroyed every single lorry in existance
have walked about 30 miles in the last few days
>>62281170
Her eyes look pretty brown
business idea: sleep through the hot days, wake up at night
>>62281209
scots? you mean English?
Why do TV channels insist on filling their late night schedules with shit?
BBC 1 - News (when it's the same shit on BBC News)
BBC 2 - Celeb Masterchef
ITV - Jackpot24/7
C4 - Gay liberal arsegravy
Channel 5 - Supercasino
>>62281210
Iraqi accent is best accent, learn from an Iraqi, ignore all other Arabic speakers. All girls think Iraqi accent is the sexiest (which it is)
>>62281090
England flag
>>62281197
quality post *checks flag* ah yes
>>62281256
nobody cares you durka faggot
>>62281255
>C4 - Gay liberal arsegravy
no change then haha am i right lads?
Business idea: pop a bar, then pop another
>>62281148
I'm just messing with ya lad. Honestly don't put milk in tea 2bh. I've been putting whipped cream into my coffee recently though.
>>62281256
u a verified rasheed?
will probably go for an iraqi or syrian dialect just cos it's relevant atm lol
>>62281255
Gone are the days of Quiz Call
Business idea: embrace Islam
>>62281210
Can't tell you how to learn arabic mate , but the best dialect to learn would be Egyptian since everyone understands it
>>62281267
Yes??
>>62281272
go away obese man :^)
>>62281313
yes and do iraqi
>>62281330
remember when itv used to turn into a shopping channel super late
Business idea: read the quran and study islam to figure out what its all about before making fucking rash comments on it
>>62281183
Fuckin know, right? Wish they were more popular here though. Would love to buy a bucket of mussels from my local chippy. Never had mussels from a tin before though so this is new for me 2bh
>ameriteeths
Business idea: pick up a working girl tonight, tell her I don't have any cash and see what she does
>>62281345
ahh alri then. Are there no web sources or anything? will probably have to look for myself lol
>>62281346
haha rasheed and okay, maybe
you know its hot when you can drink a big glass of water and 2 hours later you don't need to pee at all
>>62281272
>>>\pol\
>>62281398
Get her pimp to beat you up
legit addicted to alcohol lads. went cold turkey and started hallucinating voices in my head by the third day hahaha
>>62280825
wtf i love refugees now
>>62281376
Wouldn't bother wasting my time with abrahamic religions desu I'm sure the philosophy is all generally the same
Man I should stop going on /pol/
Business idea: continue my life without reading the muzzie book and maintain the belief that they're liabilities
>>62281432
He's going to be in my truck too?
>>62281446
Alcohol is the scourge of the western world.
free... pokemon coins?
>>62281406
I'm sure you'll find something on the net
best way to learn though would be to apply to an arabic course somewhere near where you live
>>62281486
why
>>62281446
newfag
Women are the scourge of the western world.
to all the legit rasheeds, what are your views on gay people?
>>62281508
i'm from the countryside, not too many arabic speakers nor people who would want to learn arabic around me lad, i'll try in birmingham next year
>>62281514
Just makes me upset with the state of the world.
waddup crackers
check out my white girl
she loves the bbc and hates little white cocks
>>62281578
yeah, same lad, im full black pill now desu
>>62281379
What the fuck did I just stumble upon lads
>>62281517
Have you withdrawn before? Oh what am I saying of course you have you're Irish
>>62281514
>>62281578
its like junk food for your brain 2bh
>>62281548
Why would you want to learn arabic anyway, not to a take a shit on your interests but its a shit language imo
rollin titties rn lads
>>62281619
feel sick just looking at that
>>62281271
they're fucking fat for their age man
i would be sad if my relatives and daughter were pigs before marriage
temperature... close to.. surface of sun....
call help.... tell them to bring AC.... 31c with 100% humidty...still rising... *computer overheats and fizzles out due to moisture in air, dehydrated and heat stroked neet gets sucked dry (spunk n all) by a giant pack of mozzies*
>>62281637
Take a pic
going 2 (to) bed
Since losing your virginity, what is the longest you've gone without sex?
Currently about 2 months short of 12 years? ;_;
Wish I could get mussels in escabeche sauce here
taking a huge fucking shit
>>62281619
microwave them for ten minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTyLW3F6W44
dad was a war criminal in greggs
>>62281619
>>62281100
fresh mussels shit all over canned ones
also, with canned seafood you kind of get what you pay for, some of it is ok, most of it is vile.
so i did my time and spent the three minutes thinking what I could have possibly posted, than I remembered I was merely baneposting earlier, not harming anyone.
who was in the wrong lads? come on back me up
>>62281619
Looks like the abandoned Blue tit nest I found in my back garden a few months bacl
why is Jez borderline retarded in the later series of Peep show?
*cums*
>33c
this cannot be real
>>62281626
sorta related to my degree and white boys who speak arabic are golden for foreign office jobs 2bh
>>62281668
like what are you even basing that on
the amount of fat on their face? their legs? their loose clothes? or something else i haven't noticed
>>62281710
was banned for 7 (seven) days for posting british girls in /brit/ desu
>>62281710
rule 3 is the catch-all rule for when mods just want to ban someone
>>62281621
haha racist post
... but yes... several times
There's a big, erratically-flying beetle in my room. Pissing myself.
>>62281725
woahhhh heyy nice!
im glad you achieved orgasm, im sure that was a real treat for you
https://youtu.be/pKiB8-2LK6s?t=15
business idea: pull strings behind the scenes to allow more serb immigrants than muslims and try and move them all into muslim neighbourhoods so they sort eachother out
you know what i hate lads
all those scrotums sharing those "WHEN THE WHOLE SQUAD BE LIKE" videos on facebook and tag all their equally scrotus friends in it like they're some hilarious banter squadron
fuck off
>>62281743
r u cara lad
>>62281677
>escabeche
literally who?
>>62281731
Ah I see, well go for it then lad and good luck
>>62281710
got a 3-day ban for posting some feet (from a british glamour model mind you) captioned with "doing a big sniff"
>>62281769
Antony Davidson John Roberts Michael Stone this is so us hahahahahahaha *laughing tears emoji*
>>62281769
"squad" and its derivatives are some of the worst normie memes to come out of recent times
>>62281722
too much moreish crack
>>62281769
ahh yes, you brits have adapted to nigger culture just fine
>>62281746
did you get total insomnia? i didn't sleep for 3 days and that's when i started hearing voices and getting confused and decided to start drinking again because fuck that shit
>>62281781
thanks my man, basically fluent in spanish now so looking to do something a bit more hardcore haha
>>62281710
Got banned for a while for posting a picture of Maisie on which I doodled a large brown willy blasting her in the face
The Brotherman Bill is the brother living at the top of the hill
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill is the brother with the Brotherman Bill skills
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill’s got a bottle of Brotherman Bill chill pills
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill put the Terrible Tim at the top of the bill
Dadadadadadada
Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill
Dadadadadadada
Dadada dada dadadadadadada dadadadadadada
Dadada dada dadadadadadada dadadadadadada
Brotherman Bill promotes the show you know the room is guaranteed to be filled
Dadadadadadada
So many people in the audience I hope none of you people get killed
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill makes other produces look like they’re imbeciles
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill makes so much paper his face should be on a bill
Dadadadadadada
Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill
Dadadadadadada
Dadada dada dadadadadadada dadadadadadada
Dadada dada dadadadadadada dadadadadadada
Brotherman Bill has the thrills instilled that Brotherman Bill built
Dadadadadadada
Brotherman Bill never will, no frills, Brotherman Bill ills
Dadadadadadada
Brotherman Bill breaks this down like an anvil Brotherman Bill will
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill production get you higher than an alcohol still
Dadadadadadada
Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill
Dadadadadadada
Dadada dada dadadadadadada dadadadadadada
Dadada dada dadadadadadada dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill is the brother living at the top of the hill
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill is the brother with the Brotherman Bill skills
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill’s got a bottle of Brotherman Bill chill pills
Dadadadadadada
The Brotherman Bill put the Terrible Tim at the top of the bill
T-I-M
>>62281869
terrible tim is a poet
>>62281848
You a linguist? that's cool
Was trying to learn dutch for a while but gave up
Might give it another shot now since its summer and I have nothing better to do.
>>62281707
>fresh mussels shit all over canned ones
I let my guard down and took the plunge. Now I'm paying the price.
>>62281823
literally your experience is the same as mine the first time i got it
though without the muscle convulsions and still occurring inability to walk
>>62281869
Not as good as Land down Under 2b frank
>>62280568
I have a job but I've gone from working 5 days a week nearly every week to like 2 days since they're cutting everyone's hours back
really bullshit, looking for something better in the fall since I've already graduated.
Business idea: barrack and harass a sweaty man in the flat next to my practice when he goes out to film the extended features of his carpenters cover songs.
>>62281895
nah lad, International Relations (fully meme course) but tryna plug some languages onto it so i'm actually useful to the sort of work it leads into. What you studying, and where abouts? what are unis like in Morocco?
Just buzzed my pubs my dudes, feel 5lbs lighter
it was like osama bin laden down there.
>>62281906
have you ever been to a doctor? feel like it might be my only option
Don't even remember attending this
think it was after I relapsed
I'm going to go live in Northampton for a year (far cotton). How fucked am I?
>>62281967
Sounds sadlad.
What's ur problem?
>>62281898
I only ate one and I can already feel my gut reacting to it 2bh.
>>62281958
niiiice
>>62281860
>>62281860
>>62281860
>>62281801
>>62281769
>>62281982
I have literally no idea. Possibly the most non-descript place in the UK.
The northampton clown.
There.
All I know about northampton.
>>62281732
the fact that you can't tell is worrying me even more
>>62281707
only canned seafood I like is tuna and imitation crab (if that counts, since its not real crab anyways)
>>62281895
Haha I'm a Dutch speaker that tried to learn Arabic. I'm slowly getting to just being able to read the alphabet phonetically, hoping I can ram some basic conversation in my head.
If my country becomes mudslime, at least I'll be safe :^). /pol/ a aside it's quite fun to learn, although a bit hard.
>>62282061
>cannot explain
ah yes
>>62282071
Tinned mackerel is fine.
>>62281982
>>62282043
I'd like to add to this guys knowledge and say that my aunt lives in Northampton so that's two things
we're building up quite a database of knowledge already
Off to bed, lads.
Hope I don't wake up ;_;
Going to go out cruising for Pokemon after sundown
it sucks because there's like 1 pokestop in my vicinity at the shoppers
lucky i have a car.
>>62280475
Dreamt last night that my older brother was a muslim. I found out because i walked outside and saw him putting down a mat to peay in the middle of the day and i asked him if he was a muslim now and he said yes. Spooky stuff lads
>>62282159
good luck desu!
>>62282159
Y-you too..........
>>62282128
I use can salmon for spreads and shit like that
wouldn't waste a real salmon steak on a bagel
>>62282159
i hope you DO wake up and furthermore i hope you wake up with a refreshed attitude and go about improving your life bit by bit over the next few years so you don't have to go to sleep wanting to die nearly as often
good night
>>62282171
my brother converted to islam for a bit of banter and a free curry
>>62282171
Did you check by offering him a bacon sandwich in your dream?
just done a graduation lads
how do i go about getting a coding job at a trendy london startup?
Fookin ell lads that mussel is fuckin wreaking havoc on my bowels
>Colour their lives forever...
What did they mean by this?
>>62282253
did you really eat the contents of that cardboard box earlier
>>62281952
>International Relations (fully meme course) but tryna plug some languages onto it so i'm actually useful to the sort of work it leads into
Good on ya, hope it works out
https://youtu.be/RsLNSg9kLn4?t=727
me talking to women
>>62282253
Go get a laxative and solve that
>>62282218
Fuck you, man. I just want to go out peacefully.
>>62282288
Kek
BROWN'D
>>62282126
their fingers and their ankles suggest an extremely fatten internal body organs, the girl's thigh is also overgrown at that age
not saying i am healthy myself, though i am on the thin end
>>62281963
yee, and held in a psychiatric unit for it
your gp wont do much unless you're willing to change yourself
>>62282240
go on linkedin/facebook and try to find out where the people who work at your target company hang out and start frequenting this place
>>62282292
I only ate one just for the bants but now I'm regretting it. The bants has gone too far for me
>>62282293
started replying as if you were morocco then aha
hows hong kong la? wanna do a window shot if its not doxxable?
>>62282203
I get these little tins of mackerel in different sauces (tomato, curry, teriyaki) and they're nice as a snack if you're feeling peckish. I can eat it straight from the tin.
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg
Black Ghostbuster lady getting all kinds of racist shit sent to her
watching simpson itchy and scratchy land
>>62282386
I used to do this with Tuna but I cut back due to radiation/mercury
still nothing beats some tuna with a bit of chili pepper on crackers
>>62282427
we need more bort license plates
>>62282413
let the hate flow through you
>>62281952
>What you studying
No clue yet m8
>and where abouts? what are unis like in Morocco?
Just got out of highschool so I still don't know anything about how unis are
god damn Northampton looks grim
Germany axe attack: Assault on train in Wuerzburg
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36827725
A teenage Afghan refugee armed with an axe and knife injured four people on a train in southern Germany before being shot dead by police, officials say.
Three people were seriously hurt and one suffered minor injuries in the attack in Wurzburg, police said.
Initial reports said up to 20 people had been injured but it was later revealed that at least 14 had been treated for shock.
The motive for the attack is not yet clear.
>When the Austrian's overturned their presidential election
still creasing at that one lads
is Pokemon Go not in the UK fully? or is it just in NornIron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcEfOcEsbDc
if you don't agree this is the greatest simpsons scene of all time you're 100% wrong
>>62282482
>The motive for the attack is not yet clear.
>y-yeah guys hes totally not a snackbar who went coocoo for Allahpuffs
>>62282473
ohh shit dawg sorry >>62280998
that post made me think you were in uni
yo /brit/, mr worldwide here. i know times may be tough, believe me been there done that. but everyday above ground is a great day, believe that.
>>62282413
well she keeps responding to it
fucking internet n00bs
>>62282514
it is
Ah yes. Enjoying this entirely accurate teaser for a documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>>62282482
>The motive for the attack is not yet clear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8
>>62282230
No but thinking about it afterwards he wasnt facing the right direction when praying
>>62280475
>Great Shitstain
>White
>>62282571
*yells out "an exclamation"*
>>62282536
thanks, mr. bull. i really needed that.
I'm currently growing a beard.
I've got the moustache.
I've got the beard.
But the beard and moustache aren't connecting in a goatee type of way.
So I just look like some footballer from the 1960s.
HOW DO I MAKE THE BEARD AND MOUSTACHE CONNECT?
>>62282413
kek
>>62282614
get better genetics
>>62282169
*upvotes*
>>62282571
*gets axed*
>>62282413
absolutely love twitter wars between edgelords and normies
>>62282628
NOW THAT'S OVER THE LINE.
I chuckled though
>>62282476
ah yes, the 60s, very good
>>62282331
feels bad being a slave to a substance knowing if you don't have it your life is unbearable but with it you're fine.
>>62282672
was this picture supposed to be of an ugly day?
cuz thats quite nice 2bh....
So is this Theresa May chick like another Thatcher or whats goin' on with that?
>>62282413
>responding to it
what kind of idiot
>>62282525
Pretty gud la
>>62282672
t. pirate
just heard a very loud bang outside
>>62282476
>danger, keep out
>empty lot
sad part is, thats a picture of where the community library used to be
>>62282529
Nah, just graduated this year lad
>>62282536
Used to think Pitbull is a brit desu
>>62282448
I like this on toast funnily enough, but with sweet Thai chili sauce.
>>62282730
Sorry that was my nut in yer mum.
Go back to bed ya cunt
>>62282730
caught one of these rustling around knocking over my bins last night
