Canadá USA and México
This dogo edition
God Save the Queen
>when you mention Russia in front of a Latvian
>>62271913
hello darkness
Can't wait for the Olympics but I liked it better when they were on the other side of the world. It gives me a good excuse to stay up all night so I can watch live feeds.
>friend became an underwater welder
>still can't find a job, complains about spending hours writing out cover letters for no response
How can white women even compare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihRnW84zZ7Y
>>62272110
I'm just excited for the shitshow it will turn out to be
ive seen better attendance at a baltimore orioles day game during the week.
And i will sleep too
Damn this nigga good
>great
>state of
>south carolina
>RNC turns into an evangelical Church sermon
Oh my god
>mfw at least 7 Americans will be shot, 5 Mexicans will be beheaded and 13 Canadians will be cucked as I sleep tonight
>>62272134
Sounds like an exciting job 2bh
SHOUT AMEN
>>62272134
That's shitty, isn't that supposed to be in high demand and pay out the ass?
Did that really just happen?
>>62272134
should have done underwater basket weaving desu
We are electing a man in Donald Trump who believes in Jesus Christ"
Jesus. Fucking. Christ
>>62272258
>tfw 100 percent of poles will be poor butthurt bydlos as I sleep tonight
lmao were there just fake audience screams accidentally played during his talking?
And lmao at his spergout with the hammer
>>62272258
Yea but you'll still be polish when you wake up
>>62272319
What?
>>62272110
brb getting all the medals this year
>this music
They better play Free Bird next
>>62272378
it's funny because I look just like the average Pole guy
I love this pastor who's saying "PRAISE JEEBUS" in one breathe, and "PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT VIEWPOINTS ARE OUR ENEMY" in another. What a load
>>62272471
Your more likely to get zika man
hi
Why is the water so high up in the toilet bowl in this country? I go to wipe and I get my hand in shitty water
this looks like a bad parody of america
>>62272375
well of course he believes in himself anon
>"I love this pastor who's saying "PRAISE JEEBUS" in one breathe, and "PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT VIEWPOINTS ARE OUR ENEMY" in another. What a load"
>>62272531
Americans enjoy some ball dipping
>>62272501
No, he said he wanted to defeat the democrats which is the whole point of the convention. It's not like liberals who kick, scream and demonize people when they discover someone doesn't agree with them politically
>>62272531
It's part of our plan to turn California back into an uninhabitable desert
Wew. This whole preacher spiel is the evangelical conservative stereotype made manifest
Redditors out.
Make America Great Again.
>>62272518
feeling bad for our athletes tbqh
>>62272622
I'm waiting for the continent to break off at the fault line and we can watch it float into the pacific
>>62272698
I think Russia is banned from this Olympics, this might actually be beneficial for them
The speakers don't like to mention Trump do they? That seems pretty bizarre for a national convention.
>>62272734
Seconding this
>literally having a pastor on stage for the RNC
when will this republican religious shit end
it's very obvious trump isn't religious why the fuck would they even pretend he is
where is the separation of church and state
>>62272734
You do know there's a good portion of the state NOT on the San Andreas fault, right?
>>62272751
thank god, not really fun competing against steroids: the country
>where is the separation of church and state
>>62272818
I think that part is always wild fires though, so we don't need to worry about it
>>62272816
2bh I agree with this, but we need to pander to religious retards like Trudeau had to pander to extreme liberals to win. Also many Americans are religious on the same Trump sense is, claiming they are without showing it
>>62272870
>1st wave feminist
so...he supports women voting? Good on him, I guess
>>62272913
Not even remotely true
>>62272818
All that really matters is getting rid of LA and other coastal SoCal cesspits.
>>62272952
You pander to religious nuts and there go the non religious people.
No wonder this party is heading to the grave.
>>62272816
poor starving canadian, do you need some canned aid?
>>62272952
>claiming they are without showing it
i think it's just people who were "raised christian" it's just a muh heritage thing
i dont think actual religious people are that common, personally i don't even know a single religious person and i'm a pretty social person who knows a lot of people
I honestly think they lose more people than they gain with this pandering
The line for the restrooms must be crazy at this convention. All the old people peeing every 20 minutes.
>>62273021
>you pander
Who said I'm republican? I simply support Trump
>>62273053
>"raised christian" it's just a muh heritage thing
Exactly, I think that's an apt way to view it.
>>62273175
>Who said I'm republican? I simply support Trump
he meant the royal you, you personally
2 guys were just killed near the house i grew up in back in my hometown.
What the fuck went wrong that place was peaceful as shit
>>62273294
>>62273175
not you personally*
>>62272144
>>62272144
Truly the age of asians has come.
who else checks their amazon orders several times per day
>>62272144
They cant
Asian women are better in every aspect.
>>62273683
>he has yellow fever
How well can the average north american person name european countries on the map? I literally can't place more than 10 states in the US and don't remember the names of any of the canadian provinces or whatever they're called
>>62273619
I haven't had the money to order products off the internet for at least 6 months, I forget what it feels like to wait on a package
>>62273761
Not very well
Funnily, I can point out European countries pretty easily, but I still have trouble with some of the midwestern states
>>62273761
there's plenty of people in NA who can't, who like yourself probably don't spend any time learning geography or looking at maps
i think i can name like 75% of the countries in europe accuately
i could probably name almost all of them but i might mix up some of the small ones that border each other in places like the baltics, balkans, and parts of eastern europe
>>62273723
>he doesn't
>>62273761
>How well can the average north american person name european countries on the map?
People probably cant even find the US on a map here or their state for that matter
>start binging in March
>snap back to reality
>it's fucking July
lol
>>62273794
You're lucky.
I've got six things on order. 4 of them are coming Wednesday, 1 comes Thursday, and the other is coming any time between now and early September.
>>62273761
I can usually find the world war 2 superpowers, and that's about it. I can only name all 50 states if I'm writing them down and I can't name any part of Mexico. I know where Ciudad Juarez is in Mexico because I was stationed in El Paso, Texas for 3 years; I think Guadalajara is near it.
>>62273761
We have to learn the names of the big ones, obviously. But we don't really know the smaller countries unless we really like history or geography. I can barely remember the Balkan states or former Yugoslavian countries for shit
Welp
>>62273761
If you can't name and place every country on Earth you need to git global
>>62273909
>tfw ordering stuff online is near non existent in canada
jealous Tbh
>>62273912
I mean I don't know any part of Canada*
>>62273723
>He doesnt
>>62273909
yeah that must feel terrible to have all those new cool toys anon-kun you fucking faggot
>>62273973
what? i do it all the time, no way canadians dont do it
literally waiting for a 90l army backpack right now
I don't understand normie humor
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH3hok_AITh/
http://lizardpoint.com/geography/europe-quiz.php
Click "Strict Test"
Got 140/141
>>62273967
I don't have any friends at all, so I guess I don't need to worry. What's up with the 3-day rule though? Another riot I haven't heard about?
>>62274070
In canada shipping is so expensive that ordering things online is generally not worth it
shipping is usually $15 as a minimum, and can be upwards of $50, the few places that offer free shipping generally require to spend like $200 or more
>>62274121
this is considered humor?
Taeyeon is literally perfect by the way.
i use a little piece of toilet paper to clean the tip of my penis everytime i pee
>>62274180
huh, ordering stuff from the uk, its either free shipping or around 5 euros
>>62274180
The pain of living in a frozen wasteland.
>>62274121
>normie female """"humour""""
>>62274202
Agreed
>>62274122
Ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqxDY2_gySo
>>62274121
I hate all those Vine "celebrities".
How do they make a fucking living with this shit.
>>62274122
37/47
>>62274425
By having tits
>>62274122
131/141
>>62272698
Generally curious, has Latvia ever won a gold medal before?
Deep af
>>62274519
Who dis? Also, how did you not get 100 percent?
>>62274701
No one has ever fucking said that.
>>62274613
24 in total, but most of them were under the soveit union as LSSR unfortunately
>>62274701
I used to be really involved in political discussion and really kept track of world events like this, but it stressed me the fuck out and basically ruined my mental health over the course of a year or two. As shitty as it sounds, I just don't care about things that I'm not personally responsible for anymore. If something happens around me that I can effect, hopefully I'll be up to the task of trying to help, but if shit happens and I'm not there, there's nothing I can do.
mmmm
>>62274852
Some grill who sometimes attentionwhores on /r9k/
>>62274390
I seriously hate faggots like this.
>>62274991
Stop being so invested in it
I don't really care about anything in world affairs because I can't do anything to change the course we take, it's all just for entertainment purposes
https://www.strawpoll.me/10779870
>American "women"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0i6BSe_CVY
>it's a "proxyfag shitposts like a madman" episode
What do I do? I have a great gf with an amazing body. She's from a conservative Christian family that treats me like one of them. But I don't know. I am getting bored. Besides her amazing body she's just a plain Jane. I want her to have my kids but at the same time I want to try other women. We have so much in common yet I am tempted to fuck other women.
>>62274992
Why would someone attractive like that post on /r9k/? Doesnt make sense to me
>>62275240
ebin
>>62275240
>Retard goes retarded in front of famous retard who creates noise retards enjoy.
>>62275166
>not voting O
>>62274701
In reality that would be a gun or knife on the ground, as that nig was about to rob/kill those kids.
>>62275376
Marry an Asian
>>62275376
ask her to experiment? Maybe do new things together (sexual and non-sexual) to see if there are other things you can enjoy? The struggle you are experiencing is sometimes called "keeping the spark in your relationship".
>>62275409
Attention whoring obviously
>>62275433
The use of the word "ebun" leads me to believe that this is the infamous shitposter CIA who is currently evading dozens of bans and will also shit up this thread shortly.
Please report and ignore
>>62274701
>it is opened my eyes
>>62275504
This.
Bring me the Latvian
>>62275561
>>62275561
it's can also be it has you FUCKING RETARD
hello
>>62272531
Your ass isn't fat enough, so I guess you kinda just go right through the seat
>>62275409
She's a nigger, niggers can't be attractive.
>>62275671
Fuck off CIA
what are some topics of conversation on dates?
i haven't been on one in almost 2 years and i'm worried about awkward silences
thanks buds
>>62275658
Give him a break guys, he's probably a product of the American "education" system :^)
I like to fuck
>>62275715
I dont work for any government
:^)
>go to amazon.ca
>it loads up in French
WHAT THE FUCK I LIVE IN ALBERTA REEEEEEEEEEE
>>62275725
job/career (both current and aspirations), favorite music/artists, movies, TV shows, books, hobbies, sports, etc.
>>62275725
"Do you visit 4chan"
If she says 'no', drop her
If she says """"""""no"""""""", keep her
>>62275762
lol faggot
>>62275859
btfo
You guys want to hear this hilarious new joke I heard?
>>62275762
cuck
>>62275962
not really
what a dumb picture
are all mexicans this dumb?
>>62275504
Ha.
>>62275506
Yeah I need to do something. I am just a pussy, I need to man up. She is so good to me and here I am getting bored. I am not even sure why I am bored.
>>62275962
not really tbh
>>62275962
ha ha
>>62275725
>"Are you watching <show that you enjoy>?"
>"What type of music do you like? I like <type of music>"
>"I really like your <article of jewelry or clothing>. Where did you get it?"
>"Do you like places like this?"
Get them to talk about themselves, and then ask intelligent questions. It shows an interest in them personally, not just the body parts you want to lick. As a bonus, they can fill all the silence while you just say stuff like "oh wow, that's cool" or compliment them, and they feel like you're having a meaningful conversation. Eventually, you will find something in common that you can provide real input on and have actual conversations.
>>62275762
>He lives in Alberta
You deserve it
>>62275962
this is a bad post
Just got a call from"+531"
Didn't answer it bc autism but does anyone know what this is?
Asians are fucking disgusting, yellow fever fags should kill themselves lest they actually make it out of the basement and manage to produce some elliot rodger offspring. Seriously. Whatever you do, don't get those zipperheads pregnant.
when its been years and cia is still butt blasted
who /rnc/ here
>>62276095
>jotolisco
>>62276088
oh my god your existence is painful to me
you should honestly start punching yourself in the face in order to smite yourself for being so deformed and then remember that your parents don't love you and have likely neglected and/or molested you as a child so that you can cry and use your tears as lube on you small, circumcised penis as you masturbate to pictures of girls which have no interest and will never have interest in you
you're a perfect example of how evolution causes the weakest to fail, you'll never have any children and you'll be forever alone, lonely and autistic as fuck
and if you don't like that why don't you make the next girl you find a dildo out of lego because she's never going to be getting your unwashed dick
god DAMN
>>62276070
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=531+area+code
goodnight my friendos
>tfw you can walk these streets all night and you will never get attacked, robbed or killed
feels good living in a safe country
>>62276169
>>62276164
fuck off cucks
>>62276164
>upside down image
wtf im not from australia
>>62276164
kys
>>62276209
No but you are from /balt/ and as far as 4chan generals are concerned they're the same thing
>>62276131
I miss her so much...
>make loaf of bread
>eat loaf of bread for dinner with old jug of water as drink
I feel like some kind of European peasant, but it's some really good bread.
>>62276164
>>62276169
Night friends
>>62276195
Please don't be rude to our esteemed guests
Thank you
>>62276274
Post more Korean toesies
>>62276256
autism
also I dont recall any dutch posters from back when """""""""""she"""""""""" was around did you move?
>>62272144
She's got mad skills but if I was going Asian I'm now a convert to Tengri women
>>62276271
I do this sometimes. I use my special mug that has a nice bowl like shape.
>>62276256
I miss you
https://youtu.be/ocZK5DHzkh4
>>62276256
How can we convince her to come back?
I'm bAck
>>62276309
I'm on an extended vacation
I was her biggest fan
>>62276354
I didnt realize you were also a cuckold
>>62276169
ASMR makes absolutely no sense to me at all. I get nothing out of it, but I also don't have any idea what having fun feels like, so the problem is obviously on my end.
Just got a haircut boys
so my nickname is Jordan because of michael jordan and since everyone on my family calls me like that i considered to legally change it to my second official name when i was a kid.
But then i heard tha is sort of an unisex name, i mean many woman are called jordan.
What would you think of a mexican called jordan? consider my skin is not really brown
Should I buy a space pen lads?
mexicans out
reeeeeeeee
>>62276450
>consider my skin is not really brown
>>62276141
nice pasta nigger
>>62276476
Why are you so rude?
just gave this ugly dude a haircut
>>62276472
I did it was only like 15 bucks so I dont regret it. But its pretty useless
>>62276418
Nice
>>62276476
No.
>>62276450
Jordan is a biblical name, i know a guy named Jordan.
>>62276476
>visits a general called CANADA US MEXICO
>complains about Mexico's presence
>>62276450
sounds good, do it. We had an American football player that changed his name to his jersey number, his legal name for a while was "Chad Ochocinco".
>>62276450
Do they say "meye-kel jor-dan"
>>62276564
>>62276476
euros out
>>62276501
I wrote that right then
>>62276507
im not rude, mexicans need to gtfo though
>>62276530
beheading when?
>>62276564
very bad post
>>62276411
no you're good, ASMR is condensed autism far beyond what can be found in this thread (the latvian probably comes closest)
>>62276294
last one for tonight
slaap lekker
>doze long toez
>>62276318
isn't that just a chick in Mirror's Edge cosplay?
good lad tho
>>62276599
I'm on vacation
There are a lot of k*reans at my university they are dumb, rude and they stink
>>62276599
>south korea
>europe
why are canadians so dumb?
>>62276627
kys weirdo foot fetishist
>>62276628
where from?
>>62276654
he's not a korean so i don't see how this was relevant
>>62276627
ASMR porn is great
>>62276654
You can recognize Koreans because they dress like retards and smoke like chimneys
>Korean family moves to hometown
>Try to open a KBBQ
>It fails
>They're forced to open a chinese restaurant
>>62276523
>only 15 bucks
You sure it was an actual space pen with pressurized cartridge and all that? Either that or I'm looking at one of those tactical pens, want something fancy and nice to write with but not gay.
>>62276450
You can't legally change your name over shit like that, apparently our lawmakers don't want a country of guys called Max Power...
>>62276654
diaspora are scum. All shitty koreans left here
>>62276628
wtf i hate the netherlands now
>>62276654
All the Koreans I went to HS with had something weird going on upstairs in their head
Don't even get me started on what they're like drunk
>>62276688
Who's not k*rean?
I'm just got home from school and felt like making that post
>>62276669
Your mom's buttcrack
>>62276707
>not gay
bigot
>>62276495
i had to say it, i know it's hard to not imagine an indigenous aztec when he says he has a anglo name/nickname with a mexican flag on its post
>>62276593
no just jordan like in english or sometimes in spanish ''Hordan''
>>62276654
at my school there's tons of fuckers from Ghana, even in the faculty. People from Ghana sure do love them some math and physics. Had two korean guys in my last mechanics class, but both of them were chill as fuck.
>>62276707
maybe 20 wasnt very expensive though and yeah its a real space pen with all that shit
>>62276722
>apparently our lawmakers don't want a country of guys called Max Power...
The Simpsons is that popular there? I thought it was just /lat/ memes
wtf I love mexicans now
South Korea is CIA btw... he always uses a broken extra flag
>>62274906
people don't word it that way, but they have said it's made them learn more about things they typically ignore. mainly because of the descriptions on things. who bothers to stop and read a plaque in their home town? also some of the stops are of things people never walk or drive by. of course it's mostly just a church that they maybe didn't know existed, but still.
it's definitely neat when you're on a trip since it makes you look at random things you wouldn't bother with
>>62276472
>>62276523
>>62276707
>>62276787
wtf is a space pen
>>62276781
african immigrants are so much better than african americans imo
>>62276752
High quality post my friend
upboated
:)
Do you guys play Pokemon GO?
>>62276829
It's literally what it sounds like
A pen designed for space
>>62276829
probably a pen that writes in no gravity, since normal pen ink flows down toward the tip because of gravity
>>62276829
its a pen that works in space
>>62276813
I said it before I do not work for the government any government
>>62276912
Do you go into space often?
>>62276812
>mamona
>>62276883
>>62276707
just get a Cross
http://www.cross.com/classic-century-lustrous-chrome-ballpoint-pen.aspx
This one is my personal favorite because it's nice looking while still being slim and not ostentatious
>>62276844
they really fucking are. These guys are super bro tier, smart and polite and funny, English is a little accented but otherwise excellent, great instructors.
>>62276883
yes
got a magmar earlier, pretty dank
>>62276883
Well I try to but I live in the suburbs and for some reason there's no gyms around here. Also the only Pokestops here are churches, which is odd
Fuckin gay imo
>>62276812
Doesn't she waste a good 2 or 3 feet by jumping before the sand starts? it looks like her final leap starts well before the sand, and I don't see another line.
>>62276883
yeah. team valor
kind of burning out on it since I'm back home and my small town forces me to walk over a mile just for 2 stops. it has caused me to go back and download the big game from each generation though
>>62276847
>>62276929
>>62277038
>she was probably bullied a lot in school for her last name
>ugly too
>gets /fit/
>goes from ugly duckling to swan
>joins the olympics or some shit
>gets a bronze medal
Haha, take that bullies
I have no interest in Pokemon GO whatsoever. Guess I'm weird.
>>62276975
kys weeb scum
>>62276829
this is a space pen
>>62277044
>I'm team valor
>>62276979
most pokestops are churches here too, another one I found is the town hall
one church is also a gym
need some good mexican music for me car
>>62276927
yes
>>62277152
Daddy Yankee
>>62277106
Quality feet in the bg senpai
>>62277112
whom are u quoting
>>62277106
More feet brother
>>62277044
i dont know which team to join τbh, i started playing today
>>62277152
ALL mexican music is, is the tuba and shit
>>62273761
I think most high school in here wouldn't have trouble with Western Europe, they might mistake the BENELUX for one another or the Scandinavians, Eastern Europe could get trickier...
>>62277267
this
>>62277104
I was kidding
>>62277152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhuZGk5qZ8
Do you think China is better than South Korea as a country?
alri this really is the last post
night fagz lol
do you think russia or gabon is a better country?
