You wake up in Russia in a commiblock.
What to do?
>>62261028
>>62261047
>>62261028
find a russian bottom bf and fuck him
Squad infront of my lada and eat sunflowerseeds with my friends while blasting techno.
>>62261028
Eat oats, meet up with Waldimir and Sergey and start drinking while slavsquatting
>>62261028
OD on krokodil with my boys.
>>62261028
kill the tsar
>>62261028
OЙ BЛЯДЬ ПИЗДEЦ
>>62261226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYVY4HYrOfA
>>62261340
"Video ist in Deutschland nicht verfügbar, weil blabla Nazipropaganda"
Danke, GEMA.
Danke.
the internet
>>62261028
Touch myself then give (You)s to Russiaboos on /int/
>>62261028
Bang ur mom.
>>62261028
put on my adibas uniform, pour myself a stakan of cold kvass, sit at the kitchen table thinking deep thoughts about the infinity of soul, get the wrench and bang the radiators as hard as i can to wake up the neighbors, walk out from the paradna mumbling to myself "vot blyat urodõ, spokoina spat ne mozhna", everybody looks at me like yeah he's a cool guy, proceed to my lada, the tires have been stolen, let out a raging "BLYÄÄÄÄÄÄ!!!!", walk to the zavod, bum everyone for a ciggy, end my shift and steal as much as i can fit in my pockets, go to the store and get some 2L plastic container of beer and a pack of semotchki, return to home, watch putin on tv, putin watches me from tv, get drunk and sad, fall asleep, i have become one with the spirit of russia!
>>62261624
Dad, coma back home. We love you.
>>62261409
Really? How hot is that topic nowadays? I can imagine it being 10 times worse than the topic of immigration here.
>>62261028
I'd probably kys myself
>>62261028
catch a bydlo qt and procreate
>>62261028
go back to sleep
