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ITT: We talk like white people
>Great whether we're having today eh?
>>62242835
*Weather
Excuse my autism.
>I have to go to work
What a wanderful day, let's tiranize some random undeveloped race!
>>62242835
>like white people
t. Ching Chong Kai Wei Ling Long
we do this in LITERALLY every thread on 4chan
Oh jeez. Oh man. Mr. Lao just sent us an eviction notice.
>>62242835
>wh*te
>people
pick one
>>62242890
this t.bh
>ukranian
>white
>>62242934
>namefags
>people
Matilda my boss gave me another promotion already.
He said im working very hard and the quality of my results are always great.
He said theres this lazy ass stupid nigger that got promoted because of the PC and a whore from HR but they already have found cocain in his desk so hes going to be fired again.
Thanks a lot for this delicious dinner my darling. Youre looking hot tonight. Im going to bring the children to bed pretty fast and then we should open a bottle of wine and have a nice time in the jacuzzi
cyka blya
>How's the family
I'm white and even I don't understand why people say this. What the fuck does that even mean?
>>62242835
>I think i'll use my credit card
>Hi honey, can you take care of the kids today? I'm going to be working til late
>You're grounded mister!!!
>Supper's ready!!!
>>62242991
>delusions
>>62242835
I will see you later on, I have to go to work and then I am taking my children to football practice when I get home.
"Ugh, they say there's a 30% chance of rain this Saturday."
"I don't know, but..."
>GO TO YOUR ROOM SON
lmao why do they punish their kids like this amirite!!
>>62242835
Hahahaha!, Oh Brittany, you and your jokes
I will never understand how people actually think niggers or spics would be worth even close as much as a dog.
A dog is loyal, good looking, probably even working and does not stink all the time but only when they are wet.
Why are White Americans so silly
>>62243138
BUT MOM IT'S NOT FAIR OHMGWAAAAAADDDD
*Claps at the movie theater*
*Feels guilty for things his ancestors did*
>>62242835
Great day to go to work and raise my children again!
>>62242835
Rich investment banker white, suburban soccer Mom white, or redneck trailer trash white?
White people talk in many different ways when you really stop and think about it.
I can't wait until Tyrone comes home tonight to fuck my beautiful white wife!
>>62243159
Can't handle the banter
>>62242835
>I found a new gun I need to add to my collection
>>62242835
I watched a movie with my dad today.
>>62243191
That's talking like a Swede
AHAHA I LOVE OPPRESSION AM I RITE YOU GUISE
GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW MISTER!!!! I WON'T REPEAT MYSELF
>goes on to repeat herself
Fucking niggers and Godamn Jews.
>>62243185
>my children
>implying 21st century white people have children
>>62243228
*chain smokes*
>>62243221
If all races are equal, then how come no race managed to oppress as well and for so long as the white people did?
Check-mate.
>>62243231
t. never met a white person
>>62243231
this, once the boomers are gone, it's all over for you white boys LOL
>>62243228
IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES: DON'T EXAGGERATE!
>>62243247
Oh shit i am dead bruh european culture is what dominated the world not european genes. Except maybe immunity to small pox
>>62243271
did your mummy abuse you too much?
>>62242835
Oi ya fooking wanker, u hav a light for mai fag?
You vape bro?
>>62243295
You don't speak English as a first language, so I forgive you.
>>62243285
European culture needs Europeans otherwise it dies.
*smokes weed*
*rebels against lenient parents*
>>62243228
>>62243271
best thing is when those moms count down from 5 and after 1 nothing happens at all
kek
>>62243320
did ur mummy make you cry and touched your pee pee in the childhood?
>>62243297
aussies are not really considered white
they are the niggest of the whites
>>62242880
DELET
>>62243322
uh huh yeah I meant European Innovation some european culture is pretty bad. like that siesta in the middle of the day for all Mediterranean cunts?
Mostly it was Industrial revolution and trans atlantic ships + maxum machine gun
>>62243366
*slaps you*
watch ya mouth, silly boy
Linda doesn't talk to me anymore and I haven't seen my son in five years now.
>>62243421
>Linda
Are you 50?
Im getting a divorce because i don't feel happy
WAAAHHHHHHHH
>>62243399
>aussies
He was trying to impersonate a Brit you mong
>>62243436
>tfw II know a Linda in her 50s and she works with me.
>>62243445
is mong an insult for east asians?
>>62243445
whats the difference?
the latitude?
>>62243464
Is she nice?
>>62243007
It means "How is your family?" or if you prefer "How is your family doing?"
>>62243413
>like that siesta in the middle of the day for all Mediterranean cunts?
This triggers me. Siesta is a Spanish-exclusive concept.
We do take lunch breaks, but the Spaniards are the only ones that take a nap and make it all a thing.
>>62243464
Whats the name of her husband?
>>62243494
Yes very hardworking.
>>62243517
>lunch breaks
fucking poortugal having 3 hour lunch breaks
Why are germans so fuggin weird? Still love you barbarians tho also what is up with your porn?
>>62243521
idk. We work together but I don't ask her about her personal life.
>>62243545
It's a one hour lunch break, mate, what are you on about?
Only if you work on the fields as a literal farmer you take a longer one, but those saps have to wake up at 5 and haul ass to make up for it.
>>62243007
>How you going?
why the fuck do Aussies say this it makes absolutely no sense
>>62243548
Tell her something nice for me please make sure she smiles please:))
>>62243464
I had a dog named Linda
means beautiful girl in spanish
>>62243506
I know what it means. Just seems like a weird question to ask
>>62243555
Did the high five thing multiple times with cousins yesterday.
There is nothing wrong with taking a little nap if you're tired
>>62243555
wtf is wrong with brunch? its fucking amazing
>>62243547
Its a miracle.
When i browse pornsites at usual german wanking times the "watched now" contains meme-worthy shit.
Dont know who would like this whole scat shit (!) but i really dont
What are some more racist terms for white people? I only know cracker and gringo.
>>62242835
>ITT: We talk like white people
But spell like the ESL niggers we are
>>62243639
Isn't gringo just a word that means can't speak Spanish? Also cracker comes from whites being the master so it is like saying master to people.
>>62243555
>let's do a silly one
>>62243639
we use "guiri"
>>62243565
wanna know something fucked? in the more spanish parts of my old cunt they still do the siesta thing
JUST
U
S
T
>>62243585
You need to die
>>62243639
nigger
>>62243639
There aren't any that can be actually hurtful.
>>62243667
It used to be an insult, but now is just used to call europeans/americans
>>62243639
Honky, redneck, hick, trailer trash.
>>62243639
cumskins, dogfuckers, snowniggers, pigs
>>62243639
They called my dad lechonsito which means fat lil white piggu in spainish.
You ever see those white people with really pig like skin those people make me wanna puke t b h
SERIOUS QUESTION NOW:
Why do so many niggers have red shoes?
I mean in germany some lads are wearing springerstiefel for obvious reasons - but those shoes completely bright red?
>>62243639
pigskin, prawns.
>>62243677
I get that the big lunch and siesta are needed fr hot-as-fuck Spain to escape heatstroek. Heck, here it gets hot as shit here and I'm not even from the south. Not to mention we have the cool Atlantic breeze.
Siestas make zero sense in Canada though.
>>62243727
lmao what
>>62243725
>lechonsito
funny and original one
>>62243727
It's just coincidence.
They can't pick and choose when they're stealing them.
"Whiteness" is a disgusting anglocentric concept.
>>62243727
There's a joke answer here that involves Toto - the dog from Wizard of Oz which has the red shoe thing, and Toto - the band that plays "Africa". But I can't quite make it.
>>62243754
Close enough to an explanation
>>62243761
Americancentric you mean.
>>62243737
I am from a lat*n american cunt. Also what the fuck are you on? heat! are you fucking serious m9 HEAT!!!! DO YOU FUCKING SEE A VIETNAMESE COMPLAIN ABOUT HE FUCKING HEAT DO YOU SEE AN INDIAN MAN TAKE A NAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY BECAUSE OF A LITTLE FUCKING HEAT!!
JUST
U
S
T
>>62243761
this
>>62243746
>>62243754
>>62243778
Like this nigger
I guess half the propper niggers (not mudslime-shitskin) wear those in germoney
It looks stupid af
>Brunch
>>62243803
But none of those countries you mentioned has people as white as the Spanish. They weren't built for that. Middle-spain has high altitude and dry as fuck 42º. You dehydrate in minutes if you over-exert yourself.
I can't believe I'm defending the Spaniards. Fucking leaves are the worst, regardless of where they come from.
>>62243858
At least it doesn't look as dumb as this shit
>>62243803
wew leaf
this thread is not for latinmurrican temperament
>>62243888
>I can't believe I'm defending the Spaniards
it's called the foreign syndrome. it's very common among spaniards
>talking with ourselves
>omg spain is shitty as hell
>i wish it disintegrated fucking shithole
>a foreigner insults spain in a serious way
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62243892
TOP KEK
>>62243888
They aren't built for it because they don't fucking do it your body adapts fucking drink some water or some shit goddamn it
>>62243892
Whats wrong with robin hood?
>>62243858
Strange, niggers here wear white basketball shoes
>>62243927
We all love Spain... deep, deep inside
>>62243888
>42º
You have to mention its celsius not this stupid fictional concept of "farenheit"
>>62243948
spain is more beloved outside of it than inside of it
>>62243639
Porkchop
>>62243948
I hope ur cunt turns into the next venenzuela fucking filthy castelliano nigger
>>62243947
>baggy shirt
>skinny jeans
>high tops
>>62243727
Are you perchance talking about Jordans?
>>62243927
>a foreigner insults spain in a serious way
But I'm usually that foreigner though. I'm the one with the wiki battles macros.
>>62243932
Fuck off, Palm leaf. It was easier to just grab niggers and make mestiços like you.
>>62243963
Canada uses Celcius. The dude is from latin america.
>>62244019
there are foreigners and "foreigners"
you're the second one
Can't we all just get along?
>>62244031
2bh the chink looks the most out of the row
>>62244019
This is why southern europe is shit
>>62244031
Yes. You can all get along. Leave us white people alone, though.
>>62244056
elaborate
>>62244031
no because people like george soros fund movements and organisations that create and exacerbate divisions between ethnic groups
>>62244057
Are you white really?
>>62243761
This
Came here from Europe and it seemed primitive af the way people categorize by colour literally kindergarten-tier
Black, brown, white, yellow,...
Coming from a place where everyone is white but every region is extremely different from the next it just added to the feeling that North Americans are ignorant
>>62244087
Since I don't play or much care for soccer, yes.
>>62244057
>Leave us white people alone, though.
t.Alberto Barbosa
>>62244087
Northern Portugal has a lot of people of fair complexion
t. knower
>>62244117
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62244057
>Leave us white people alone
>Portugal
kek, le eternal autistic iberian making us feel embarrased.
accept your africanity, jamal, as we do.
>>62243932
Are you fucking retarded?
>>62244057
Sorry but you started it Alberto. Should have stayed in Europe and leave other groups alone in the first place. This is just a friendly banter thread however, nothing violently genocidal like most race bait threads
>>62244113
Where do you come from and why did you move?
>>62243937
Robin hood is gay as fuck, and if you like it you are a faggot.
>>62244157
>>62244148
>>62244144
>>62244121
You're mistaking my words. I'm not arguing for my country, I'm arguing for myself. I'm white >>62244142, and I wish all the niggers - including the Portuguese Lisbon ones - would all kindly fuck off.
>>62244169
Why do you think he was gay?
>>62244157
>role playing
>sins of the father inherit
>>62244201
You forgot about teenage angst.
Any good animes?
>>62244214
>This isn't gay >>62243892
>>62243395
Okay you've lost me.
I'm gonna shoot up some random school for no real raisin
But just to be safe, I'll do it in some small town in the middle of nowhere instead of a ghetto
That'll get some publicity.
Goeie s'morgens
Protip: only white people say this
I like big black cocks.
>>62243783
Amerocentric, whatever. It's still a childish and autistic concept that creates nothing but conflict
>>62244292
I LOVE frikandel fritte speciaal i fuckin LOVE it
Golly gee
Hey dad how was work today?
>>62242835
>This vanilla ice cream is a tad bit too spicy dear
*steals black music and makes it white*
>>62244300
Dear god, please let that just be another meme.
>>62244310
Thank you, sir. Ich finde deutsches essen auch gut :3
I prefer my women to have a flat chest and flat ass. I also really like feet
I like coffee
I like cheese.
I know my father
I like turtles
I have no criminal record
>>62244300
>amrrirats
>white
it feels good being colombian and hispanic descendent.-
>>62244447
pretty true... not into feet tough.
>>62244605
yup yup yup
>>62244634
i know this is the case
>>62244686
cute :3
FUCK YOU MOM FUCK YOUUUUUU
>>62242835
Ciao sto parlando in Italiano
(Hello I'm speaking Italian)
>>62243162
They may be silly, but not as silly as sir billy
