How is the influence of Australia in Oceania?
Do they hate you? Do they love you? Do they listen Australian music or watch Australian sitcoms like H2O?
>>62207049
Their governments get handouts from the both of us and then they swarm Auckland, get citizenship and then go and live in Australia
>>62207303
Are Oceanic girls hot?
>>62207751
No. Most of the islands have obesity rates in excess of 50%. For example Nauru has a rate of 71.7%.
That is to say, they're all hamplanets that come here and ride our healthcare system.
>>62207049
>watch Australian sitcoms like H2O?
The mermaid show? That was not a very popular show even here, so how the fuck do you know about it?
>>62207049
Their economies are propped up by our cruise ships, foreign aid and offshore detention.
When the sea levels rise they'll all come live here.
>>62207049
Their best rugby players never got birth certificates, so when a talent scout finds them, it turns out they were Australian citizens all along.
>>62207907
But they WUZ NAVIGATORS N SHIIET. Western diet made them fat
>>62210697
>Choosing to play rugby for Australia instead of New Zealand
>>62210833
we have more money
>>62207907
Why are they so fat?
>>62214116
Small population
Removal of traditional food culture
Replacement by cheap easily accessible fast food
Nothing to do but sit around
Shit genetics
Middle of nowhere
>>62210884
More money doesn't mean a better team as shown.
>>62214116
american influence during ww2 desu
>>62207049
They're essentially satellite states 2bh
>tfw no oceanic shitposting empire
I thought you guys were the Lucky country
oceania is a joke
>>62215912
what stupid cunt thought it was a good idea to waste that much chips and sauce
We kek them with foreign aid but lately China has been trying to move in and buy influence from Tonga and a few other islands so that one day they can build naval ports to extend their navies reach in the pacific.
>>62217885
yet glorious nippon couldnt even take it
>>62207049
>all those rares
