>saturday, 16:43
>want to get smashed with friends
>live over an hour away from nearest liquor store
>government regulated liquor stores close at 18:00 on Saturdays
I thought Communism was good
>>62186294
>he doesn't live in quebec
lol
>government regulated liquor stores close at 18:00 on Saturdays
I can buy cheap alcohol whenever I want
>>62186315
>live in quebec
>liquor prices are unironically higher than Ontario
>government regulated liquor store
what did he mean by this
>>62186353
yes but at least we don't have draconian laws and we can even sell beer in corner stores
>>62186294
can't you just
oh wait, speed limit
>>62186342
how are the prices there though?
>>62186359
The Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) is a non-share capital provincial Crown corporation in Ontario, Canada. It is accountable to the Ministry of Finance (Ontario). It was established in 1927 on the advice of Premier, Howard Ferguson, to sell liquor, wine, and beer through a chain of retail stores. Such sales had been banned outright in 1916; thus, the creation of the LCBO marked an easing of the province's temperance regime (see Prohibition in Canada).
The LCBO is one of the world's largest single purchasers of alcoholic beverage products.[4] Beer is also sold by the Brewers Retail Inc., which operates using the name The Beer Store, and is owned by Molson Coors, Anheuser–Busch InBev and Sapporo Brewery. Wine, beer and liquor can also be found in a number of stores operated by producers, which are licensed to sell their own brands. Some of these stores are located at wineries, breweries or distilleries. Others (which are owned and operated only by the largest wineries) are located within grocery stores. The LCBO has plans to also open its own outlets within some grocery stores.
>>62186417
like 10 dollars for a vodka, 1 dollar for a beer or less (we have our own currency, I'm trying to show how much more or less it costs)
>>62186294
Just go to a bar then
Make rice liquor like your ancestors
>>62186501
they close at like 9 pm
god ontarians are boring
>>62186315
>>62186379
I hate Quebecis
>>62186537
>i hate quebecois because they're sane and don't need to be coddled
>>62186532
>they close at like 9 pm
>god ontarians are boring
No they don't. Last call is usually 2am.
>>62186532
>bars close at 9
are you retarded? literally 90% of bars in ontario are open till 2am. even in my shitty farm town.
>>62186501
Bars aren't any better. depending on which bar you go to it's insane for prices
>$6-8 for mixed drinks/beer
>>62186537
This
>>62186532
>bar
>closes at 9 p.m.
where the fuck do you live that bars close that early
I live in semi-rural Ontario, and, even here, most bars are open until 2:00 a.m. all week except Mondays.
>>62186591
>Bars aren't any better. depending on which bar you go to it's insane for prices
>>$6-8 for mixed drinks/beer
You're doing it wrong then. Buy pitchers.
>not going to nearest ER and stealing hand desinfectant gel
its good with orange juice
>>62186693
You'd get along with our Chugs
>>62186693
>not going to nearest drugstore and buying medical alcohol
1:3 with water and you have decent vodka.
>>62186664
meh, not much of a beer drinker tbqh
>>62186693
>not drinking Finland vodka
>>62186693
I'm missing a t. under this post.
Harsh alcohol sales laws are the best thing that happened to our country.
We were literally like Russia before it.
>>62186854
But Canada was never like that except for
>muh prohibition
>>62186693
>not breaking onto boats in the harbor and sucking alcohol out of ship compasses
>>62186774
hospitals in northern Ontario switched to non-alcohol hand sanitizes after natives kept going there and ripping the dispensers off the walls and getting drunk in the parking lots.
they keep drinking the shit anyways
He can't get alcohol 24hours a day at a drive thru
Pffft
>Canada
>first world
>>62186294
If you live close to town, you can buy liquor.
If you live far away from town, you can make your own liquor.
Simple.
>>62187261
Lmao ours run casinos
>>62187261
That would make great television.
>>62187335
That's amazing
>>62187386
just grab a camera and start videotaping shit in Thunder Bay, you will probably be robbed for the camera by a drunk native though.
>>62186775
pls be joking
>>62187462
I worked in Thunderbay once. I unironically liked it. Shithole, but I liked it.
>>62187462
the rcmp's always chasing me
>I thought communism was good
You thought wrong, authoritarian shill.
>>62186294
Can you not buy booze at gas stations in Canada?
>>62187822
you can't buy in most places except quebec and two other provinces i don't remember
>>62186294
Just buy apples/applejuice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRXv588__Nk
>saturday, 16:43
>want to get smashed with friends
>have no friends
>>62187868
WTF, I just googled your guys alcohol laws. You can buy alcohol pretty much everywhere in the US. That must be a huge pain in the ass for you guys.
>>62187998
yeah first time in the USA i walked into a BP gas station and there was it's own section just for beer. i was shocked
>>62187939
We can get smashed together, OP can suck dick and watch.
>>62187508
>Shithole, but I liked it.
I lived there right after the government banned Oxycontin's for sale shit got really fucked for a while after the natives supply dried up
>>62187998
>That must be a huge pain in the ass for you guys.
the prices are bullshit to, my favorite rum is like $35 after tax for a 750ml bottle.
>>62188142
We should start trading with each other, you give us prescription drugs and we'll give you guys beer. I feel bad for how expensive beer is in your country. Beer is super cheap here if you don't care about quality.
>>62188147
That would sound like a great plan if you were in lmaosterdam.
>>62186294
>pretend to live in free country
>can't get waster whenever and wherever he wants
>>62188631
>pretend to live in a free country
>have to work
