tütürüüü~
Yasuho is cute!
so what does ~ actually mean
it seems like a very anime-y thing to add but does it have any significance
t. op
Reminder that SD is not too bad
>>62159584
yea "not too bad" is how I'd describe all the flyovers
*Throws a big ball of poo to your face*
*Dodges the poo flung at me from the Mexicunt*
Haha now your hand smells like poo
>>62159600
O-oh
Wobbles BTFO
>>62158996
Tepache (fermented pine apple)
Its about as strong as wine.
>>62159053
no, this is.
>Americans will never live in a comfy cottage facing scenes like pic related
I feel sorry for them.
Reminder that Rural Ontario is not too bad
>>62159652
I'm pretty happy with where I'm at desu
>>62159652
>he's never seen the napa valley
LMAO
*ball of poo bounces back and hits you behind*
hmm? :^)
rural illinois is shit honestly
>>62159652
>christmas morning 2008
>wake up, go downstairs
>lips are chapped and peeling
>mom hands me a tube of chapstick, tells me to put it on
>i do
>lips swell up huge
>never go back
>i will now have giant nigger lips for the rest of my life
>>62159676
>ugly houses
>few trees
>brown grass (and people mind you)
not worth it
>>62159696
I've never heard of anyone with that problem before.
You are not a real man until you have urinated on an electric fence
t. Chicagoan
>>62159696
Literally how the fuck is that even possible?
>>62159717
>few trees
Are you dumb?
>>62159677
too hot
A-a-anzu... How is she?
>>62159723
youre completely insane my fellow chicago resident
when i was like 6 or something and lived in switzerland i grabbed an electric fence. i was hugely confused because it felt like somebody had kicked my arse
I only get hungry at night and that I have roommates I can't cook because I'll wake them up/be a bother
I haven't eaten since 7 am. I ate spaghetti and brussel sprouts as that was supposed to be my dinner from the previous night
Now I'm hungry again and I have to wait until tomorrow morning to eat, but i have trouble falling asleep when I'm hungry
this is a very odd scenario to be in desu
>>62159767
Alright (she's still in Japan) but the kokosal baba guy died.
>>62159759
>napa
>hot
I knew Brits were pussies, but Jesus Christ
>>62159767
a bloated corpse in the bosphorous strait if there's any justice in this world
sadly there isnt. shes alive and well in japan.
>>62159781
no he didnt
>>62159723
get super trashed after the Cubs game, bro?
fuck off Northside faggot
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
>>62159747
I would ask that to you, if I didn't already know the answer.
>>62159786
>California
>Not hot
>>62159781
>>62159792
god is real, thank you...
gonna get another beer
who wants one?
>>62159539
I trust you've all been brushing your teeth on the regular with Aquafresh?
>Brits unironically think 81 F is hot
Oh I am laffin
>>62159836
fuck off half refreshing
>>62159843
>mfw our houses even have comfy coats
How is it not? Anything above 20 celius (68 f) is classed as a heatwave here.
I brush my teeth every day but i drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigs to ever get white teeth
>>62159864
Wow, that's really pathetic.
>>62159539
>>62159864
lad dont pretend you dont live in a heroin den in brum
we all know 99% of england is a depressing shithole
>anything above 68 is a get wave
Hahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>only slept 3 hours last night
can't sleep
stop toying with me God, and just kill me already
God Save the Queen
>>62159888
>>62159900
Heat wave*
Fucking phone
>>62159900
>a get wave
>you get double dubs
Nice-u
Whenever I can't sleep, I take half of an Ambien tablet.
Shit's horrible for your health, but god damn it works like magic.
>>62159911
>you ALSO get double dubs
very nice
what about a nice Muskoka cottage :3
>>62159914
meant to quote
>>62159904
>>62159923
>only off by one from dubble dubs
ar least you tried
>>62159894
>It's an American who has been on /brit/ pretends that he knows anything about Britland episode
>>62159879
>>62159900
All of you are idiots
leave
i really love steins;gate's soundtrack
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7YfOzt3L41U
Muskoka winter
>>62159928
You need a prescription for Ambien, right?
I don't think I've even seen a doctor for at least 8 years so I don't want to open up that can of warms
>tututuru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26hsZqwveA
>>62159945
Aww whats the matter bong?
Heater switched on to 24C?
>>62159926
>homes made of wood
>>62159945
Says the pussy who can't handle sunlight
>>62159696
Women literally have surgeries to augment their lips, consider yourself lucky
Also wtf happened
>>62159967
No it's 64 f and I've ran out of my cooling mist spray thing so I'm a bit pissy
need an addy hook up
might as physically force myself to be productive
>>62159975
oh whatever
Anyone up to anything fun this summer?
>i totally live in a carefully dtaged photograph lads!!!!
will this retard fuck off
>>62160003
yeah, cutepost
gonna make a shirt with a got milk logo, but instead it'll be got memes
gonna mass produce it and break even by a few hundred from meme loving fucks
>>62159991
What I wouldn't give for 64f instead of these crappy 100f spikes
>>62159959
Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Like I said, that stuff isn't good for you.
Sometimes things like Benadryl can make me sleepy.
>>62159977
I know those rivers don't usually flood bad but I'd still feel nervous owning a cottage on the river.
>>62160003
absolutely nothing
>>62160007
Ah yes.
>average size of a house in the UK: 925 sq ft
top fucking lel
Sailor Moon needs to sit on my dick rn
>>62160046
that looks like a tropical city
>>62159994
me too
I need someone to sell it to me over the internet so I don't have to ask around
ive had a streak of white hair since i was 12ish lads
>>62160048
comfy
>>62160046
as you can see posting urban shitholes and carefully staged photographs is completely pointless
>>62160048
That's like the size of my backyard
Oh Canada
>your man gives me a you
ew.
wow rude
there is nothing I can get out of the outside world that I can't get out of the internet
>>62160129
(Tú)
>>62160168
fullfillment
>>62160176
>fullfillment
of what?
ephemeral fulfillment maybe
>>62160069
I use to when I was a kid too
Hoping the turkish military wins.
Government overreach should always be dealt with this way.
urbanization and tourism killed my small beach/ship/boat town
>>62160069
Thats pretty anime of you
And for that you must be executed
>>62160216
>Hoping the turkish military wins.
They already lost
>>62160219
good
>>62160236
fuck you
lake erie is ours
>>62160003
Im moving from texas to michigan soon.
Hoping to settle in a 90 percent white town for once in my life.
>walk home
>bridge is covered in people looking for water pokemon
>go to grocery store
>little kids to neckbeards are hunting pokemon
>you can't even legally get the game yet in Canada
>it barely has any gameplay yet
holy fuck people
>>62160232
Thats a shame, they wanted to make turkey more secular
>>62160249
move to Dearborn. 100% white nobody is from Iran
>>62160219
Where is this?
>>62160219
the lake in mine is ruined by all the summer tourist boats, the water refresh rate can't handle all their pollution and the town can't afford to enforce a maximum amount of boats on the lake
>>62160248
was just joking
It's sad desu. Small niches towns become idealized by more and more people and thus destroy the intimacy of the once sought after "getaway" from the modern world
just start mass killing people and you can fix the solution bud
>>62160274
Port Dover, Ontario
wew I'm so fucking drunk
every post I've made has glaring mistakes words left out that make my posts incomprehensible
>>62160287
Theres nothing i miss more than my small, white community that i could trust and feel safe in. Why do globalists destroy all that is good
>>62160269
Im skeptical
did 4chan die for a sec there
Reminder that Manitoba is not too bad
>>62160336
mook sometimes lets the server overheat so he can cook ramen on it
>>62160361
I like Manitoba!
>tfw drove 3+ hours to get to grill's house in upper central WI, only to be cockblocked by her family of like 10 people and then her falling asleep real fast on my lap while I only got to feel up her ass and tits and limbs n shit
>>62160336
>>62160361
>>62160368
>>62160388
most Cando posts I've ever seen in a row t.bh
>>62160397
>WI
you should've known better
>>62159767
>She
>>62160361
i like snow drifts honestly, lots of fun to play in as a kid
>>62160430
Why? She's got a nice thicc body, she's half jamaican 1/4 czech/irish
i just watched kill la kill. am i weeboo now?
>>62160429
It's the Canada power hour
>>62160469
The fuck are you talking about
test
>>62160463
>1/4 czech/irish
>>62160469
No
You have to watch moeshit and like kyoanus shows to be a weeaboo
>>62160469
No, it's a great anime
>>62160494
well, 1/2 Jamaican, 1/4 czech 1/4 irish
you know what I mean
>>62160515
oh, thought you were joking desu
bummer, hopefully you get to fuck her soon enough
>>62160397
>tfw hotboxed my car with a girl at night with the lights off (most of the time)
>Absolutely nothing happened because we're probably "just friends"
REEEEEEEEEE
Maybe I'm just not trying hard enough? Because honestly I don't try at all since they say to b urself and myself is a guy who's lazy as fuck
which character from The Simpsons are you?
Me? I'm Maggie, cause I'm that nigga that don't talk
>>62160548
yeah maybe, we'll see if I care enough too, she's cute enough
>>62160571
I'm easily lazier than you, and I don't smoke or do many social things like that
in fact she's more or less a die hard liberal but I think she's attracted to the fact that I'm a red-blooded Ameriboy patriot t.bh
>>62160581
who /ralph/ here?
https://www.instagram.com/koksalbaba/?hl=en
check what I found, lad-o's
If Canada was a girl I bet they'd just blush and awkwardly laugh whenever you bully them IRL
>>62160226
thats exactly what ive been thinking
should i kill people using books and fight robots or whatever
>>62160571
shoulda laid down the law on the bitch
she get in you car
you get in her pussy
she gotta problem she can walk home
>>62160636
We were in her driveway, walking home would take 10 seconds
>>62160581
Lenny
>>62160626
Canadians were made to be loved not bullied desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgXRpqUXurA
>>62160655
just lock the doors and drive away for a bit bud
show her whats what
>>62160626
If Canada was a girl I'd have her locked up in my basement with a nozzle up her fanny to extract the maple syrup.
>>62160673
That's kidnapping, a felony charge
>>62160581
this faggot
>>62160703
not if she enjoys it to be desu with you brohamster
>>62160626
And America will the bitchy valley girl
>>62160703
>That's kidnapping, a felony charge
that's up to the court to decide
plus, she voluntarily got in your car. Was she not expecting to go on a ride despite getting in a motor vehicle?
>>62160716
And mexico would be the pregnant 15 year old with another baby in her arms.
pokemon GO just reminds me of how bad I am at reading maps
>>62160737
pokemon go reminds how bad I am about leaving home
>>62160737
lol idort
>>62160626
Tfw used to call all the popular girls fatasses and they liked me for it
>>62160631
No you should try to emulate best boy
>>62160725
if you lock the doors and refuse to let her out, yes you're kidnapping
>>62160730
No, she would be the nice girl :^)
>>62160786
no, you lock the doors for the safety of her and your being
Press F to pay respects.
Haha waking up for work in 6 hours 12 minutes
How will he pull it off will you die?
Find out the answers to thesr questions and more on tommorow morning's new installment of the hit series, the janitor files
Check 'em
>>62160817
Is it ogre?
>>62160833
You're mom is an ogre
>>62160855
not a very nice post desu
>>62160855
>>62160855
sick burn bro
>>62160833
suck it leaf
>>62160249
Why are you coming to my state senpai?
damn, Seinfeld is comfy as fuck
Frasier too for what it counts
>>62160893
I'm going to go to a Michigan restaurant, order a huge meal, and then only tip 1%
>>62160893
Not him, but I have to say that Michigan is pretty nice.
I always go up once a year to ride snowmobiles. Great place, nice people.
Let's be honest: 26 episodes of watching Cory angst about getting into the White House punctuated with 2deep4u symbolism and the super low budget ending.... Don't even get me started on End of Cory. Truly the most overhyped anime of all time.
>>62160915
Don't care. Wait staff are scum.
>>62160932
It is too bad that the actual nice parts have no year-round cities except for bits and pieces of TC.
>>62160936
ah, a fellow memer I see
*nods in surreptitious solidarity and struggles to wink*
>>62160997
tell her to get a life
Anyone interested in the Tall Ships? I think it's kind of uninteresting but they are stopped in my city for a while. Headed off to Chicago next, then Green Bay and one other place.
>>62160997
tell her to stop being such a hippie and get a haircut
>>62160997
Your hand is not your gf
>>62161023
>>62161038
um how about u tell her urself sweetie ;)
>>62160893
My gfs family is there and south carolina (my home state) isnt good for poorfags like us.
We fucking hate our current home of houston and our roommates are shit
>>62161030
Like cargo ships?
>>62161050
correct, this is my gf
okay Frasier is way more comfy than Seinfeld. It might be the most comy show ever.
I want to fuck Daphne and Roz in this rainy 90's Seattle monochromatic high rise until I die
>>62160872
>not a very nice post desu
This post is funny because it's a double double entendre
See, the first double comes from the fact that he used two elements for humor: a childish joke tht sounds like something a 12 year old would tell you and and an indication of iliteracy with a glaringly obvious typo that even a high shool dropout could notice
The double entendre part comes from the fact that these two elements are negative, and indicate bad things about the poster indivifually yet when they're composited into a single post like that you immediately understand it's a joje
The thing we have to thank for that is the rise of these little kid trolling videos, so it started a counterculture of people pretending to be little kids and then trolling the trolls
4chan of course is all about counter culture, even if it's counter culture to counter culture (in other words, a post post post ironic meme), and that's why we find this post humorous, if not at least amusing
>>62161081
didn't read any of this
>>62161089
came here to post this
>>62161081
Sorry boys I'm high and tired as hell so just follow the backlink and look at the post right above it (or maybe it was under it) becaude I quoted the wrong one
Yuros are rude tbqh
I became 24 as of yesterday
Time flies
>>62161121
dont waste time do stuff
>>62161113
thanks for the (You) anyway
>>62161118
who cares
>>62161081
Very in depth post, but you didn't even take a second to consider my feelings.
>>62161121
poop
>>62161066
No they are just a bunch of old schooner replicas and other historic style ships. There are about 20 of them that come every few years and dock for a couple of weeks at a handful of port cities.
>>62161058
I hear u senpai. Hope the winters don't kill you.
Lads I think I got schizoid personality disorder
>>62161150
Shoot up a cancer treatment facility center
>>62161150
i might also
i have a 40% chance of having it
>>62161081
wow this post really made me think
How many (You)'s can this particular post get? I bet over 5 because I'm all of your best friend to be honest
>>62161150
I think I'm a failure
>>62161150
no you don't
t. you
>>62161196
seriously? you want to actually challenge me on this one? OK you fucken moron, yu just unleashed hell on yourself. here are some facts about medieval japan. first: their weaponry was the finest in the world for hundreds of years. did you know that katanas have maintained the same design they had since like the 12th century? no you didn't know that because youre a fucking moron. katanas are perfection, and they never changed the design because ITS A FACT THAT YOU CANT IMPROVE PERFECTION. second: japans economy even to this day has always been the most independently strong in the world. the west had to colonise huge areas over the entire europe continent, then africa, then america, and they still struggled even with all their land and people. meanwhile japan is a tiny island all this time and guess what? THE EMPEROR WAAS MAKING MORE MONEY THATN ANY ENGLISH KING OR QUEEN COULD EVER HOPE. not to mention that each shotgun in japan was 500% richer amd more influential then all the lords and dukes of the west combined. fucking retarded, bet your feeling EMBARASED AS FUCKN RIGHT NOW. third and final: military and economy dont mean much if youre actual society is bad, but japan ahas always had a rich artistic cultural heritage what that is mainted to this day, for example, through te Final Fantasy eseries of video games. look at all the artworks of japan from the past, incredible and amaizng compared to shit like pickaso from the west. i hope you learned something frm this you fuckin little westaboo bitch, just accept that japan is youre superior fucking moron. JRPG is its own genrea and thers nothning you can do about it. JRPS are better than shitty WRPGS, and all you can do is be a beta bitch LOL fucking retard
>>62161196
how can you be my best friend if i have no friends?
can someone cheer me up lads
im a complete fuckup
>>62161204
>>62161165
>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
>Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
>Consistent preference for solitary activities.
>Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.
>Indifference to either praise or criticism.
>Little interest in having sexual experiences with another person (taking age into account).
>Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
>Indifference to social norms and conventions.
>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
I'm pretty sure most heavy gamers and techies got this.
>>62161239
*tickles you*
>>62161239
No you're not. Tomorrow will be better.
>>62161239
>>62161256
Um, back off?
>>62161239
At least you aren't Canadian.
There ya go bud.
>>62161272
>tfw when seriously played yugioh until just over a year ago
lol
>>62161196
I want a big strong American guy to cum fuck me desu
>>62161246
i never looked at the symptoms
my uncle has it so i have a 40% chance of being a schizo
he robbed a taxi with a knife because of it
no idea what i might do
>>62161256
dont
>>62161270
itll be the exact same shit
>>62161272
what is this
>>62161285
hmm good point
don't even know why I post here desu. I'm not looking for any substantial discussion at all. I just want an outlet for random thoughts that come to my mind. Whenever someone tries to carry on a conversation with me I sabotage it and end the exchange by the 3rd interaction. I don't even care about international affairs either, that's probably why I post mainly in a North America general on a board dedicated to the whole world.
I'm wasting my youth
>>62161300
>You'll never beat the shit out of Canada
>>62161301
its called addiction
youre looking for a substitute for real human interaction
>>62161309
Why do you think so?
Mexibros. Is Sonora safe? Going there tomorrow
>>62161329
I have too much human interaction. At least here I can be myself.
I just don't know the right people in real life and don't foresee being able to.
>>62161337
Not memeing around, i haven't heard anything about cartels, so i guess it's safe
>>62161354
i have no problem talking to people, but i cant stand the people im surrounded with. so i turn to escapism.
>>62161337
I'd say so
>>62161300
I have a relative with schizophrenia. He lives in a group home but begs for money on street corners during the day for cig money. His brain is pretty much fried. A very sad human being.
>>62161391
my uncle i was talking about does ok for himself. dont think he's ever worked, but he lives with hid mothrr, and collects disability money. he's got a girlfriend too i believe
>>62161435
schizoid personality disorder is nothing like schizophrenia btw
>>62161435
His mom probably gets a cut of his disability money for being his caretaker. If you live with someone looking after they pretty much have the right to basically all of your SSDI money. It's actually not a bad game to get into. I've been to a lot of homes where the caretaker basically just manages 3-10 semi retarded people.
cawfee
>>62161336
I waste the majority of my leisure time posting here, watching youtube videos, and playing one video game (have already accumulated over 20 days worth of play time in it). I'd even feel better if I were at least playing some of the many other vidya I've bought and not played once, yet I don't even do that.
I rarely leave my house, and my only friend is returning to uni in September yet instead of doing anything with him the other day when he messaged me, I got high. Not to mention I'm deteriorating physically (stopped lifting, am losing weight and getting weak and skinny).
>>62161516
What is he looking at?
Cawfee or chucken
>>62161509
I fuckin hate Texas
>>62161494
its not the same lad , he lives in ireland
he pays rent from his disability though its fine really
Remember the spice girls?
How come groups like them don't exist anymore?
>>62161509
grin tea
>>62161509
coahffoy
upupupupu~
https://youtu.be/cBVeNQ-mtcY
THREAD THEME
>>62161551
>>62161564
griiiin tiii~~~~
Goodnight friends, may the Great Sky Buffalo watch over us in our dreams
>>62161150
>vapeman.jpg
>>62161642
Yeah, im going to sleep to
Good night
Reminder pamperchu has a masters in electrical engineering.
who u think u r fuks like do u no who i am fuks fail 2 understand im like eh
i wish i was soul crushingly sad
i dont feel happiness
whenever i laugh at anything its completely empty
i dont feel fucking anything
i dont get angry at anything
theres nothing inside me
i wish there was fucking anything
no wonder i used to be a /pol/ack, i needed the anger just to feel anything
jesus christ
>>62161667
he also has cancer
>>62161521
Practice a sport or an outdoor activity like hiking
>>62161667
I think chris chan has a bachelors in graphic design, from what i remember.
>>62161690
Look at this buffalo
If this does not give you joy, you must go on a pilgrimage to discover purpose in your life.
Or go to a therapist?
did you have fun today
>>62161718
I used to do just that actually, but since it's summer and the trail I like gets crowded, I've stopped going.
>>62161690
you can start the road to redemption by stop being a namefag
>>62161749
no.... not really, no......
Not today, or yesterday... or any day......
>>62161746
yet again, an empty chuckle
youre right, i need to go on a pilgramage. ive been saying this to myself for months, maybe a couple years, i dont really remember
this is how it always is
i wake uo, feel nothing all day, shitpost till 4 am, realise my life is empty, go to sleep. repeat.
>>62161786
The key is doing illegal things
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