>mfw americans spell offence and defence """offense and defense"""
>>62153800
I often find myself alternating between them without even noticing.
>>62153800
fuck canadians all they do is bitch and complain while getting chink'd
>mfw A FUCKING LEAF
>>62153881
>gets triggered by a leaf
>American fear of vegetables kicks in
>>62153800
Disgusting desu
>Americans spell centre """"center""""
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
![d-fence-and-football-fanatic-d-fence-custom-laser-die-cut[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AlvD7Pn.jpg "d-fence-and-football-fanatic-d-fence-custom-laser-die-cut[1].jpg")
>>62153800
that's not true, I've seen many games from various US league, and they spell it like pic related
>>62154258
>Americans don't follow moronic spelling conventions invented by pretentious British aristocrats in order to imitate the French
>Americans spell words the way they're pronounced
>>62154347
American hieroglyphics. In the future, aliens will study these ruins in order to better understand the American language
>>62154348
>Amerukinz wood rathir thi inglish langwij woz spelt laik this beecoz thayr litl braynz can't handil hard speling :(((
>>62154520
>t. Literally can't use math unless the units are divisible by 10
>>62153857
honestly, this. I don't really care about spelling unless it seriously affects the meaning of what I am trying to write.
>>62154347
Also this.
>mfw Americans call a garburator a "garbage disposal"
>mfw Americans call parkades "parking garages"
>mfw Americans call a housecoat a "bathrobe"
>mfw Americans call pencil crayons "colo[u]red pencils"
>mfw Americans call a pram a "stroller"
>mfw American call the letter Z "zee"
>mfw Americans call a chesterfield a "couch"
>mfw Americans call a pogo a "corndog"
>mfw Americans call a Negro "president"
>mfw Americans call a touque a "beanie"
>mfw Americans can't even speak English
>mfw no face
>>62154823
>mfw Canadians call a leaf a "flag"
