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Patriotic Anime Edition
anime is poo
>>62143443
Alice a shit
had a driving lesson today
stalled it 8 times and nearly crashed
>>62143443
i swear mate if you make another anime thread...
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
why do they speak japanese in a japanese accent if they are english
good edition!
>Turkey promises to bear the load of all the migrants trying to get into Europe in exchange for EU membership
>Turkey then gives citizenship to all the migrants and are now free to travel across
Bad edition
>>62143542
>not even 30 secs
bit rude
whats the consensus on anulingus here?
need to put my willy in an Anime gf
in troon lads
Time for a cheeky snack
>>62143624
bit gay
Reminder that Turkey has been the gateway between the Christian West and Islam for over a thousand years.
Turkey is now fully Muslim and has been trying to be part of Europe.
Now there is a military coup.
This is it. They've bided their time and now they are coming for us.
>>62143544
Not everything it's cracked up to be
>We understand that the Turkish president is due to make a statement shortly.
>>62143631
>>62143557
Ohh karen...
>>62143624
pretty gay
Holy shit lads, this year really is the [CURRENT YEAR]
Not all criminals are blacks, but all blacks are criminals
Really makes you think
Update - Turkish media reports soldiers have entered #Turkey's ruling party's #Istanbul offices and have asked people to leave
>>62143649
>>62143709
even with a girl?
Crashing this plane
>>62143666
wacky Boris at it again xD!!
>>62143742
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hos7HouJ4DQ
watching attentively
>>62143674
turkey?
>>62143671
from beyond the graaAAAaavee!
SKY NEWS: MILITARY CONFIRMS COUP WAS TO RESTORE SECULARISM
>>62143753
with no surbibors
>>62143753
what pl-wwwoooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaah
>>62143624
Pretty good, as long as she's clean. Girls are so weird about their bums too which just makes it even hotter.
>>62143802
lovely
>>62143802
CIA backed confirmed
Update - Koksal Baba seen at the presidential palace massacring the Soldiers involved in the coup
>>62143773
>12 seconds in
>Sargon's whiny voice
closed that one quick
>>62143772
even if its me licking the girl?
>>62143662
The coup is secular moran
anyone got that "racist and sexist much?" webm/gif?
>There is a broad sense, election results notwithstanding, that President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan is out-of-control. He is imprisoning opponents, seizing newspapers left and right, and building palaces at the rate of a mad sultan or aspiring caliph. In recent weeks, he has once again threatened to dissolve the constitutional court. Corruption is rife. His son Bilal reportedly fled Italy on a forged Saudi diplomatic passport as the Italian police closed in on him in an alleged money laundering scandal. His outbursts are raising eyebrows both in Turkey and abroad. Even members of his ruling party whisper about his increasing paranoia which, according to some Turkish officials, has gotten so bad that he seeks to install anti-aircraft missiles at his palace to prevent airborne men-in-black from targeting him in a snatch-and-grab operation.
utter madman
taking a dihydrocodeine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQiUqFFPf9M
Turns out we're not so different, us and them
>>62143613
everytime you post that picture a doctor get's detained in by Erdogan, think of the doctors please.
>>62143802
based muslams getting BTFO
>>62143624
>>62143742
>>62143864
Post toot
>>62143802
>turkey starts the new crusade
unexpected but ill take it
>>62143876
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467983153119.webm
cba to save it
I'm confused. What's happening in Turkey? Are the Muslims taking over or are the Muslims getting purged? Are we supporting this?
Just asked to join my local rifle club lads. Waiting for a response 2bh
looking forward to what sargon/paul/saad/gavin/milo/SE/devon/stefan/lauren/dave/TJ/pat/lalo/steve/pigeon/ have to say about all this muslim nonsense
>>62143851
not an argument
don't be mad that based sargon is a bull and you're the cuck
>>62143896
taking a xan
Business idea: Restore Constantinople
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon
>>62143802
Good, those traitors buying oil from ISIS and picking on the Kurds needed to be removed.
>>62143778
>tfw live at least 400 miles from any of my exes
The lack of chance of seeing them on Tinder or in public fills me with relief.
>>62143947
why are you always posting this, literally what is the point
Looking forward to what Novara Media and Libertarian Socialist Rants have to say about this Coup d'etat
>>62143959
it's good, military want's less religion in the govermant
is it advisable to order a kebab right now given the current situation haha
>>62143896
drinking dihydrogen monoxide
best benzo to get?
diazepam?
>>62143972
Good old lad with the nelson picture
Xan toot hahahaha
>>62143947
God fucking dammit
>>62144012
Kurds are on par with turks in terms of being vermin
>>62143959
Turkey is not democratic even though the government potrays it to be and a rebel group has emerged from the military and wants to overthrow the government.
>>62143959
The military have been planning it for a while, but the recent Muslim shit has made them decide now is the right time. They've had enough of the shit and are taking over the country
IT BEGINS!
>>62144015
>4 miles away
kill me
wish this would have been permanent
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/753263347987050496?lang=en-gb
>>62144052
shut the fuck up this gimmick is terrible you smelly brown manlet
>>62144044
valium and xanax are top
>>62144106
that's not an explanation
>>62144106
fuck off matt
Arrrgh shut the fuck up this gimmick is terrible you smell brown manlet
The alt-right is a joke
All identity politics are and are doomed to implosion
Fuck the alt-right, fuck the SJWs
I hate how extremists always dominate political discussion
>>62144133
Based Pierre
A xany bar a day keeps the normies away.
>>62144062
This is the sort of attitude that causes France to get terrorised so much. Have you considered not being complete cunts?
>>62144118
Fuck man
I feel for you
>>62144161
kpop nonces are not capable of holding a conversation. you ask why they post this shit, and all they replyis gook reaction images and "umad dude XD"
>>62144044
all about the xans 2bh
blue footballs, yellow ladders, green goblins
maximum comfy
>>62144194
>loudest voices are the easiest to hear
funny that
>>62144194
>Fuck racism
Jog on cuckboy
>>62144015
makes me physically uncomfortable to share a thread with people like you, leave please
Xans and toots
>>62144222
So much fatter though than when I first met her- small relief knowing that few people will want that fatty. Though the "looking for fun ;)" in her bio makes me pissed off, dumb slut
>28yo virgin spending another friday night alone
The military must be absolutely convinced their coup will succeed otherwise they'd be absolutely fucked if this fucks up.
Imagine how long they must have been planning this
>why yes, I do listen to neo-reactionaries like Sargon and Molyneux
>>62144194
I'm not an Sjw but don't you think anti SJW are just as bad
>>62144238
cool your jets jamal
>>62144194
>He isnt an Alt Right aryan Ubermensch
Why not?
>>62144238
Not an explanation
>A military coup
Ah excellent, more stability in Europe.
>>62144316
want to go to pub with mummy 2bh
>>62144317
Probably the second a general got told to turn a blind eye to IS on their borders.
>>62144335
Anti-SJWs are considerably worse
>>62144200
I don't take one a day, benzos are really heavy in terms of addiction and stuff. I just take some to zone out when im bored or when life isn't going well in my head and i feel like i should calm down
Taking bets on whether the "coup" is America backed
Any takers?
>>62144285
Why don't you leave?
Reply to me again and I'll start describing *her*
>tfw 29 years old
>virgin
>155cm
>stuck babysitting the wife's son on a friday night
Turkish jets shooting up Erdogan's palace!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468617953616.webm
what call centre does matt ludford work at lads
>>62144317
quite interesting desu
Were all of the soldiers in on it? or are they just following orders?
lots of questions
>>62144252
Hard to keep that in mind sometimes
>>62144397
More like Russia desu
>>62144394
what times Jamal coming round?
>>62144383
But they are T*rks and, presumably, Muslim themselves just like their leaders. Why would they be against turning a blind eye?
>>62144408
lolled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfTlJrZMg6Y
>>62144316
you could have gone to a bar no? surely people in there are friendly aren't they
>>62144442
Aww yes
>Interpol went shit after Antics
>>62144312
>Ex downgraded after I left her for being a whore
>Apparently dating a literal mongoloid
Dis feel
Mmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg the happening tuirkey edition
>>62144465
Because not all Muslims are the same you daft racist.
>>62144497
>Interpol were ever good
>>62144499
regret the whole thing desu, dumb vegan cunt
>>62144410
Woo!
>University : York
>>62143443
Fedora posters are nice
brb, lads. gonna find some viking reanacters, get drunk and stage a coup on a village
>not backing the based secular military
>not welcoming the dawn of Ataturk 2: Turkroach boogaloo
>>62144367
It's been hijacked by pseudointellectuals and people out to further their own agenda
>>62144510
ARMY ROACHES TAKING OVER THE HIVE
Some 29 year old virgin manlet is babysitting my son right now while I'm out at the club with the (black) bf hahaha
>arsenal will never win another EPL title in your lifetime
just ordered a kebab
>Fedora posters are nice
This is what Turkey gets for shooting down that Russian jet.
100% Russian backed coup
do you think erdogan will look for asylum in germany?
>>62144560
Alfred the great
>>62144555
t. graduate in communications at St. John's
>>62144623
I support this
>>62144465
turkish military is secular
most western turks aren't rasheeds
>do you think erdogan will look for asylum in germany?
Thread Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ41hqlV0Kk
>>62144644
Saudi Arabia probably
what does secular mean lads
Going to make a cup of tea and enjoy this comfy coup. :3
>>62144644
Big Erdo shouting that he's goin to fight back against them, must have his own army.
>NBC - Erdogan reportedly looking for asluym in Germany
>>62144549
>vegan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I support the Russian backed coup
>>62144726
its a shortened version of sextacular
>>62144652
i'm more of a Ivar the Boneless. since i am very flexible
>>62144726
religion and state separated
weekend /brit/ is definitely the most depressing time
https://twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754065574146244613
lel
>>62144726
It means cucked to the max
Isn't the army run by the governmemt?! I'm proper confused....
>Turkish news
>Erdagon urging people to take to the streets
s'appenin!
>peng blonde white woman is the anchor of Turkish state broadcaster
wut?
>>62143443
I am wearing a sombrero lol
There's just so much going on in the news at the moment lads, loving it.
>>62144726
that Politics and the state are separate from religious matters. Most western states are secular Britain is mostly secular even though we have a state church.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secularity
>>62144726
means pakis out
>>62144844
she was minging you blind fuck
President Erdogan has told all citizens to go to the streets and confront the military, what a madman
>>62144787
REMOVE VIKING
REUNITE ENGLAND
DEUS VULT
>>62144824
So? It's like urinating in your boss's office.
>There are people ITT that said they'd support a military coup in Britain and restoring the Queen to power
Now that you retards are seeing what a real coup looks like IRL and not your stupid video games, have you changed your tune?
>>62144887
>get yourself killed so I can take the country back!
>>62144847
post sombrero
>>62144827
They just showed this on sky, reports taking the piss outta Erdo
>>62144887
>Pls die for me so I can be dictator again ;__;
Did a wank and a shit at work today, didn't wash my hands, then shook the MD's hand as I left.
![the-last-kingdom-alfred-david-dawson[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jUwMTOO.jpg "the-last-kingdom-alfred-david-dawson[1]")
>>62144652
Based alfie
S2 when
>>62144900
The military should march into Buckingham palace and drag all the royal scroungers out
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755725
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755725
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755725
very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755725
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755725
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755725
>>62144900
it's been pretty civilised so far
Are you saying there's no scenario where a coup is desirable? Erdogan is a regressive, islamist autocrat.
Dumb pirate frogposter
>>62144900
Looks pretty peaceful tbf. Few people nicking about in a park with a journo skyping sky news. Worst bit is the curfew.
>>62144900
I'd unironically support this
>>62144985
at least pakis have some semblance of culture, somalia is just hell on earth
>>62144964
Never watched it. Want to though. Great king though that saved england from paganism and norse shit.
>>62144983
>implying the military would every overthrow the royalty
went to the Tate Modern in london today
what a fucking pile of shit, contemporary art is a joke
there was literally a blank canvas as an art piece and people were looking at it
>pakis have some semblance of culture
Brexit means brexit.
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754066848078000128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
howling
Turkish girl I know on Facebook
>>62145041
Third eye blind rodent.
>>62145041
third eye welded shut
>>62145029
Alfred gets introduced in episode 3 i think, show is great from there on.
Don't watch it if you're really anal about 100% historical accuracy thogh.
Might make an outrageous purchase.
Any ideas?
Praise kek
>>62144900
When king Charlies is in power this would be the greatest thing that could happen to our nation.
>Turkey wants to join the EU
>>62145037
They literally swear an oath to the queen, they're reasonably right wing too.
>>62145041
it's a lot like The Emperor's New Clothes. people pretend to see something where there is nothing, in order to seem smart
>pakis have some semblance of culture
>>62145041
>he doesn't have eyes on the inside
seek more eyes pleb
>>62144887
Its the usual response to a coup. It prevented the Algeirs Putsch in France when Conscripts refused to follow orders and people took to the streets. Could work now if the faction in the army that launched the Coup ends up being the minority desu
https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/754066885981958148
>>62145091
Turkroach BTFO
>>62145071
>>62145125
well, they do.
>>62145100
Buy a Grand Seiko from jura watches. Maybe a gold one.
>>62145100
£10 to stomp on my bollocks
>pakis have some semblance of culture
>>62143959
turks are an odd bunch 2bh
culturally they're muslim, and, through hundreds of years of interbreeding, look like their arabic/caucasian/greek neighbours, but politically they've always been more in line with the soviet/communist statist 'strongman' line of politics (similar to the central asian states, with whom they share direct kinship, where, unlike the ME where Islamic doctrine is primary, it is secondary and the brutal 'leader' is the main power and not the religion)
>took me 20+ minutes to articulate this post. it better be as fucking good when its posted as it sounds when I was writing it
kek
someone make a "if you kill your enemies, they win" gimmick about turkey
>>62145041
Magnificent post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANA8SI_KvqI
MODERN """""""""""""""ART"""""""""""""""" BTFO
>>62145151
why are these autistic reporters doing this ((())) thing now
>>62145091
FONT
JUST IN: NBC reporting that Erdogan has requested asylum in Germany
EU Army when? And will they allow British nationals to join for an EU passport?
Doing a watch Lie to Me
>>62145225
jewish thing
>>62145188
tl;dr
>>62145176
>ulsters not online
guess the bollock bashing renaissance is a go then
he wasn't lying
>>62145254
Never and no.
>>62145225
so as to nullify the app
>>62145260
i know but what are they trying to accomplish
>>62145176
I'll give you £60 to pulverise them to creamy muck muck.
Who /voluntary virginity/ here ?
>>62145110
Why do you think the secular military is staging a coup?
>>62145304
seizing the means of production
what to eat with steak?
>>62145292
:^(
>>62145254
You would want to forsake queen and country?
need a military coup on my bollocks
>>62145211
kek, not surprised that PJW doesn't get modern art
>>62145188
>Karakaya marginal sea
stopped reading there
>>62143443
Russia is doing it
>>62145295
wouldn't it just add another few ((('s alongside them?
>>62145355
not an argument
>>62145338
Thick-cut chips and peas
Need a military coup up my bum
Name a greater English king.
You can't.
>>62145338
Fries (not chips or wedges) and to drink; a glass of Bordeaux.
need a turkish gf
>>62145391
Pirate scum
>>62145386
*lets off an explosive round directly up your shitpipe*
>>62145355
>implying anyone gets it
did u ever get a finger in ur arse? was a very shameful experience for me
getting the daily dice throwing men in
>>62145367
no because most of the people doing ((())) aren't actually jewish.
it's christiancuckolds standing in solidarity against antisemitism
just did a cheeky lie on my bed as 30 minutes elapse
>>62145416
*cums buckets*
>>62145436
Post toot hahahaha
>>62145443
>>62145444
>>62145467
don't understand these posts
>In January 2002, U.S. President George W. Bush said on India–Pakistan relations "We are working hard to convince both the Indians and the Pakis that there's a way to deal with their problems without going to war."
sat on the loo haha
>>62145444
they can just change it to {{ then i suppose
>>62145344
Because I would be fighting for May who actually hates us and wants to know what we are doing all the time. The country is full of mongs who reckon that the world should end at their nearest ASDA superstore.
The runts downstairs are squealing again, must be time to beg for their scraps.
>>62145444
Shut it down
Hmmm?
>>62145508
I quite like May desu and the queen gave her permission to form a government anyway.
>>62145547
FONT
>>62145508
t. Middle clas Europhile wanker
>clearly he's speaking Turkish but let's listen in
>>62145585
t. benefits scrounging leave voter
>>62145547
fat & ugly
>>62145456
*my mouth is the bucket*
>>62145547
>wales
Brexit did this
>>62145547
>Studied : Bangor University
>Job : Waitress
>>62145606
still don't get it
![tumblr_lm4ycpr9SX1qkws2to1_500[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/t2R4EAL.png "tumblr lm4ycpr9SX1qkws2to1 500[2]")
>>62145508
>wanting to be cannon fodder for George Soros' schemes
>>62145576
Literally no one voted for her though.
>>62145585
t. Special Brew drinker
JUST
Deus Vult, as they say
these days you can be shot in this country for simply being white
>>62145674
>Literally no one voted for her though.
So? We don't vote for a leader we vote for a party.
so-called President Erdogan
>>62145689
imagine being the turkish president, having just taken an eccy and hearing the military is attempting a coup, fuck that for a laugh
*lewd*
>>62145661
chinese cartoon about gambling
>Poor connection
>>62145728
this. we didn't vote for brown either.
Are we taking back Constantinople?
>>62145646
Thought the same thing.
My opening line is gonna be "alri Bangor? Went Aberystwyth myself"
>turkey
>trukey
>trucky
>truck
letters confirmed to exist
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=44c_1468614128
batabatabatabatabata brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
>>62145781
Slavs are
>#Turkey Erdogan in airplane, refused landing at #Istanbul, now trying to seek asylum in Germany, US defense officials say, @MSNBC
>>62145803
based
*Teleports behind you*
*unsheates katana*
*activate special : Article 50*
Heh, nothin personnel
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>62145803
dumb fuck
>>62145803
top lads
what's happening in turkey then
>>62145728
A party can be defined by their leader. Besides Cameron resigned to let a leave supporter run the Tories for the leave voters but instead a remainer is now PM. So what was the fucking point? Why is it not a general election? Why does our democratic rights end where they say they end?
>>62145807 >>62145731
Fuck off Vikings
>>62145643
>actually in the South East
>>62145872
nothing.
so many happenings in one month I cant handle it
>>62145803
the extermination begins
ofug
Boris must be wishing he just shut the fuck up about Brexit.
2 days into his new job and he has to deal with the shit in Nice and now Turkey
>>62145857
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
>>62145873
their plans for a European surveillance state were cucked so they had to change plans
>>62145877
Isn't Bangor in Norn Iron?
>>62145877
Oh shit the whales are migrating.
>>62145875
*sails up your coast*
*burns down your village*
*kidnaps your wife and steals your lifestock*
heh.. intet personligt knægt..
>>62145873
No one moaned about it when Brown became PM, it's just all the leftie mongs like you constantly need something to squeal about.
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE
![article-1063198-02C1444B00000578-899_468x286[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VWCe4tw.jpg "article-1063198-02C1444B00000578-899 468x286[1]")
me and the wifey
would you lads fuck thailad?
>>62145984
nah im above the age of 12 so i don't have a chance
>>62145960
shit
>>62145960
too slow it's been done already ahaha fucking loser
>>62145950
actually righty mongs moaned a lot when brown became PM too
>>62145924
>Cucked
>GCHQ: We'll abuse our citizens by ourselves thank you very much! Fuck off with your continent-wide terrorist watch.
We're England and Wales
We're England and Wales
Fuck off vikings - we're England and Wales.
>>62145926
No
South Wales innit
Turkey and France BTFO
>>62145875
*sails towards your fishing ship*
*cuts your net*
*steal your cod and livelihood*
heh.. ekkert persónulegt, drengur..
fug
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1ynJOzQAZEOGR
>>62146028
yeah that's waht i was getting at
Once devoted Muslims carry out their next major strike on America, the Mecca plan should be carried out without hesitation or warning. No Hiroshima class atomic wimp-weapon will do, only the 1,000 times more powerful hydrogen fusion device will work for this important job. To be done correctly, a grid of 9 of our most powerful Hydrogen bombs (3x3, every 12 miles, the black stone at the center) are set off at the surface to be as dirty as possible, rendering the entire region uninhabitable for the next few decades. The strike is then repeated every 5 years or so if any kind of clean-up is attempted. Medina needs one too, to prevent Arabs from declaring the transference of the holy site to the secondary location, but Mecca needs to be thoroughly ‘glassified’.
Muslims will thereby learn by force-feeding that their hateful God (Allah) cannot protect them and is a figment of their collective imagination, and millions will leave the failed cult. Nothing harms an Arab more than humiliation and defeat. They sincerely believe that their most-powerful Allah has promised to protect and preserve Mecca, and so their false faith in the Pagan deity will crumble with the meteorite in the intense heat and pressure of a fusion fireball. Can a billion Moslems worldwide face radioactive glass 5 times a day and still take it seriously, I don’t think so, or at least not over the long term. Cut off the head and the snake will still squirm for a while, but it will soon stop. In addition, by preventing Muslims from -ever- performing one of the pillars (requirements) of Islam, we block their way to paradise, but thereby actually save them from real hell (Islam is hell-on-earth is this life, and brings only sorrow and torment in the next). When the time comes, by all means, Nuke Mecca, …but do it right.
>>62145937 >>62146029
>Beats danes in battle
>Translates religious texts into english
>converts willing danes
>Heals england
>EU facing crisis after UK leaves
>suddenly Turkey is becoming secular
can't be coincidence.
Yanks on full damage control
/pol/ is exploding right now
>Believing the Russian backed meme
This is clearly organized the the US/EU to get rid of the big bad Muslim government to make everyone accept Turkey into the EU
>>62145950
>No one moaned about it when Brown became PM
Theresa May did.
>>62146017
kek
>>62146029
don't exclude us in your embarrassing country ta
>>62145979
is that his latest bull after he killed his brother?
![MV5BMjA1MzMwNDkxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjIxNjk3._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YY4WI14.jpg "MV5BMjA1MzMwNDkxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjIxNjk3. V1 UX214 CR0,0,214,317 AL [2]")
>>62146040
>>62146080
meh i'll just wait for caspian report to tell me the truth
>>62146107
He didn't
>>62146080
FOP
>>62146107
Ok. If you want to be English you can. We love you lads :)
>>62146107
*include
*with
>>62146107
That's ok mate, I didn't
>>62146054
why arent these loading
ERDOGONE
what the fuck just happened to sky news
>peace council
oh thank god i thought there was going to be a war
>>62146159
quite fancy that paki on the right
>>62145937
>>62146053
Made me think of this desu
>All the normies on facebook thinking the military coup is a bad thing
Too many happenings, I should be watching them instead of anime and shitposting on brit.
just smashed a bag of space raiders
>>62146054
>allahu akbar
good night lads. sweet dreams
reckon the sky news guest said something dodgy and they shut it down
fucking weird they aren't even apologising for a mistake or something
>>62146204
>redditball
>>62146239
anime is more important
>>62146255
*trucks you in*
>>62146255
Sorry to hear about yesterday Pierre, enjoy your weekend.
>>62146204
scandinavia really should be united
if scotland, england and wales can do it so can we
>>62146255
Post toot
>Why yes i support Military coups to be contrarian
>>62146292
You can't because you are pagans and not civilised English/Scots/Welsh men.
>>62146292
>we
your're british
>>62146292
minus Sverige
>>62146255
nn xx
>>62143443
Russia is behind this
just smashed a bag of mccoys
>>62146356
This is how the union of scotland and england started 2bh
how do you even organise a large enough section of a military to do a coup in the first place
oi, we're watching
>>62146360
rude
>>62146427
cannot stop eating
>>62146432
Being watched is one of my turn on's
*slowly pulls down trousers while doing a little dance*
>>62146434
Become part of Britain instead.
>>62146422
by a foreigner ? who
>>62146475
kill yourself
>>62146491
>You're british
>>62146427
they all got extra flags add on
just ate an entire 24 pack of jaffas lads
>mfw all the happenings recently
reckon i need a big muscly bloke to cuddle me and tell me it's all going to be okay
>>62146434
i loved you like a brother! but i can't take anymore of your self-destructive behavior. how can i love you when you hate yourself? everyday you become less and less like the sweden i loved!
Doing a watch Lie to Me.
>>62146427
Snapchat group
I'm confused. So the military are the good guys in all this?
>>62146558
could've shared some with me u greedy cunt
Now's our chance to get Constantinople back, lads
>when you can't decide between the slag folder or wank folder
>>62146614
Depends
>>62146580
>Sweden is too left wing, we should all become destructive useless rapists instead
This is what vikings really believe
getting BLACKED
>>62146506
*slowly empties bottle of tramadol into my mouth while shaking my tush*
W E W
>>62146640
>our
FOY
>>62146614
From my point of view it is the military who are evil
>>62146531
what are you on about? he's a british student abroad in denmark
>>62146670
what did they mean by this?
fukken choooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrlKiddMtJQ
>>62146653
the destruction of sweden is one of my biggest day-to-day worries
Doing a military coup.
>>62146685
>Supporting the pro-DAESH government
>>62146688
Didn't think through the england/scotland joke sorry lad.
>>62146677
brits don't say our? bit weird
>>62146670
not really though
kebab just got delivered
tried to make a funny joke about the happening and got a death stare haha
>>62146740
you owe me one
>a group calling themselves the "Islamic" State
>>62146732
Reverting to the pagan times when you achieved nothing but murder and looting civilised lads is the only option.
>>62146640
>our
fuck off, yank
>tfw the tube stops at Marble Arch and all the pakis get on
>>62146670
>They reckoned Turkey was a democracy
listening to chvrches
>>62146750
STOP LOOKING AT ME REEEE
*gets up and flails arms around and sits down again*
>>62146670
>Erdogan funds ISIS
never been in a group chat
>>62146750
*puts feet on the seats*
>>62146823
>>62146823
>>62146823
New
>>62146848
apparently i have been discussed in a group chat
>>62146796
steal enough civilisation and you will eventually become civilised yourself
>>62146848
It's crap you keep having to appear interested in a load of useless shit posted or you'll appear rude.
WHEN A COUNTRY FACES A TERRIBLE COUP. ONLY ONE MAN CAN HOLD BACK ANARCHY AND RESTORE ORDER
KOKSAL. COMING 2018
THE
It looks like Turkey's voting for Christmas
FUCKING
>gone home home for the weekend
>remembered i left the oven on
>no way of switching it off, landlord is away for 2 weeks
literally what do
fuck gun fire live on sky news
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>>62147006
phone fire brigade
>>62146946
He's the one that orchestrated it you mong
So is this just like a rebel part of the army? Not the entire army, surely. It doesn't look like there's much going on
Just as planned, comrades.
>>62147006
holy shit how long has it been on for?
>>62147060
that's what erdogan is saying but it doesn't seem accurate
>>62147006
phone your neighbour?
>>62147012
my dick.....
>>62147015
>cutting it off
better not expose the poor viewers to reality!
>>62147015
I thought that. They love a bit of firing into the air over there tho tbf.
toot tsop
>>62147082
about 6 hours with nothing inside it
>>62147048
that's cost about a grand
>>62147084
student accommodation, never even met my neighbour.
thinking about phoning the local police maybe?
The army have only blocked one side of the bridge. The other side has streams of cars passing through.
Which side have the army blocked? Are they blocking people going into asia or blocking people coming in to Turkey?
volcanoes about to pop off in iceland too wew
>>62147184
Maybe they didn't realise there were two sides
>turkish refugee wave incoming
>>62147165
>Hello, what is your emergency?
>I left the oven on!
>>62147184
I think they are letting eveyone leave Istanbul
>>62147060
Nobody knows how far the coup goes. It might just be a small element that will be forced to surrender in the face of protests and other military Units. we wont know for a while might take a day or so till different commanders declare their intent. Or the coup could be 100% supported by the army
>>62147165
cheaper than your flat burning down
>>62147252
>car not god tier
>a fucking thimble
![711b93b2fa389a7af38c350ff4c5a179703890ce[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/eTio0GF.gif "711b93b2fa389a7af38c350ff4c5a179703890ce[1]")
Seriously hoping nothing stops me from watching Series 3 of Bojack Horseman tbqh.
>>62147252
>iron and boot not god tier
you're off your rocker lad
>>62147165
If its student accommodation won't there be like an agency or something you can call?
>>62147184
Maybe they're blocking people leaving Asia in case there are government officials among them
>>62147165
just wait until the over starts a fire. then the fire brigade will fix it
L A S T M A N S T A N D I N G
>>62147267
ah yes because local police will say that as opposed to hello you're through to richmond police station
>>62147165
go ahead and call the non-emergency number for your local station
>>62147297
when is out?
>>62147321
the assad curse is real
campus security you mong
>>62147321
R.I.P.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EX--vdxh4
>>62146881
FONT
>>62147356
22nd
>>62147334
ok
>hello you're through to richmond police station
>I left the oven on!
>>62147362
>campus
FOY
C U T E S M I L E S
all the "abnormies" are getting jobs
feels bad man
who are all the people on the streets then?
are they for or against the military?
>>62147165
"Police! there is a rapist in my house"
they arrive
"sir, there is no one in the house"
"oh he must have left. can you turn the stove off while you are at it?"
why are bradly posters so retarded
removing kebab desu
How do I apply for jobs lads?
>>62147489
ur a rasciss!!!!!
>>62147484
>stove
foy
>>62147514
fuck off normie do not reply to me
>>62147489
She's right you know
>>62147488
love tasty
don't you get salad? find all the doner a bit boring
>>62147549
>normie
pakis
>>62147514
>>62147594
post more anime please
>>62147474
wot?
FUCKING hell
>>62147434
iktf
>>62147583
usually don't because the salad is usually shite stuff but this place ended up being quite nice so i guess i probably should have
>>62147594
enjoy your wageslavery traitor
>>62147613
expecting (You)s in return
>>62147533
respecting the language in this thread is harder than i though
https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/
https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/
https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/
new
>>62147637
aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
turks rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNHy3zjuJ4
>>62147667
not even a real job tbf
>>62147697
>tfw you aren't a cute anime girl
Theory: Tim is always sweaty in his pictures because he always has the heating turned up in an effort to smoke out the dentist
anime
>>62147736
That game was so fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDx2gIlme3w
>>62147821
cute
CUTE
What Simpsons episode shall I watch before bed?
>>62147860
deep space hommer
>>62147860
all of them
>>62147738
>tfw remembering when i bantered you for not getting a placement and then i didn't get a placement myself but you did
>>62147860
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
>job
triggered
>>62147829
bio oil
>>62147904
where in mexico are you from?
araca
>>62147860
Lisa Goes Gaga
>>62147843
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4-WiaUH7pk
>>62148011
chihuahua
>>62147932
>>62147992
kiss and make up
no fighting
>>62148016
this desu iah tbf
http://www.immd.gov.hk/eng/services/visas/points-based-tests.html
just did this, got 95 points.
hmmm.....
>>62147860
The Austrailian one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eo84jDIMKI
what a tune this is lads~
>In 2011 Joao found a penguin (Dindim) covered with oil and nearly dead. He worked feverishly to save its life. Every year since, Dindim swims 8,000km to meet and live with Joao in Brazil.
wew
>>62148038
¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!
tonight's the night boys, meeting a 45 yo twink from craigslist. gonna shag his brains out
going to put on 24 hour news and fall asleep watching the developments in turkey
goodnight lads love you all
>Erdogan 'was on holiday in Marmaris'
marmaris is the name of my local takeaway LOL
What are the best news media sources in UK?
Watching Mr Robot
Really makes you think
>>62148156
get down there, there's probably a reward for his capture
>>62148186
Russia Today
>>62147992
>>62147932
>>62147738
>>62147667
>>62147594
>anime nonceS
>>62148186
daily star
>>62148144
don't let the bedbugs bite
>>62148186
daily mail, the guardian, the sun, the mirror and salon.
>>62148186
salon Tbh. most unbiased one
>>62148193
wanted to go and get a cheeky cheese and chips earlier but im in my dressing gown now so going to leave it don't want to get stabbed~
>>62148186
mustard tv
>>62148204
Love all the updates from our boy George Galloway
>>62148156
s-same...
>>62148191
good show that
>>62148207
>daily star
Is it biased?
>>62148186
Literally the BBC
>lefties think it's biased to the right
>rorkes think it's biased to the left
Based impartiality desu
>>62148253
cosplaying as the DUDE
>>62148280
not in the slightest, only unbiased high quality journalism
just answered the door in me undies
it was the postman
>>62148068
I got 30
DAGA!
SHIKASHI!!!
>>62148215
you can bit me during the night x
>>62148186
Press TV
I love Ken Livingston and Jeremy Corbyns segments on it
>>62148267
got my eye on you lad
hehehe........
>Love all the updates from our boy George Galloway
as a kid did you ever accuse people of molesting you for shits and giggles?
I know it wasn't as taboo as now, but you could still get a slap on the wrist for it.
Drew a Gondola lads
>>62148335
runt life.
>>62148235
>Daily Mail
I THINK YOU MEAN THE DAILY RACIST
>>62148403
>living in the system
top cuck
disguised myself as a postman so I could see people in their underwear
>>62148350
>Press TV
Are you joking?
https://www.youtube.com/c/Cephei/live
wew
>>62148329
Was he black?
just had a wank to kagney lynn karter's new brazzers scene, don't have an account though (have a method)
>mfw I downloaded every Vsauce video recently and watch them on shuffle every night when I go to sleep cause had to change internet plan
>wake up every morning to him banging on about how great space is
can't go a night without Michael's calming voice
strangely always seem to get woken up that one video where hes doing some experiment with his dad that produces that 'dog bark' sound
>>62148487
no blacks round here lad
>>62148506
bit cucked
>>62148475
>jumping about on top of an APC
fucking nutters
>>62148204
Rasheed.
Keep thinking coup is pronounced as coop. Haha what am I like.
>>mfw I downloaded every Vsauce video recently and watch them on shuffle every night when I go to sleep cause had to change internet plan
>>wake up every morning to him banging on about how great space is
>can't go a night without Michael's calming voice
>strangely always seem to get woken up that one video where hes doing some experiment with his dad that produces that 'dog bark' sound
Raping postmen haha
>>62148517
Allahu akhbar
>>62148527
Bit racist
>>62148517
i do that with molyneux
>>62148475
not sure what's happening
>>62148350
t. Ayatollah Khameni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
bus driving at military lines
new thread plz
>>62148563
At least you don't think it's pronounced 'soup' because it's French..
>>62148548
Rasheed Today
i got broads in atlanta
>>62148563
Just had this debate with my parents haha
Me and my dad were convinced it was coop but mum insisted it was coo
Mummy was right
Any good dating apps for finding cute single anime girls?
>>62148678
probably cause your mum is a pigeon haha x
>>62148401
nice
>>62148720
weebs are cute gay bois, dont deny your true nature
>>62145083
She is so fr*cking cute
say we invade Turkey lads. Its quite clear they don't kknow what the fuck they're doing. Turkey is out there ands its vulnerable, ripe for the taking? We're just gonna pass this oppertunity up?
>>62146204
>Finland counts
>but not Estonia
very inconsistent, very continental
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