>"sorry for my English"
>write in a flawless English
>>62074750
>write in good English
>butcher the pronunciation despite 8+ years of training
JUST
>>62074750
>"sorry for my Surrendering"
>surrender in a flawless French
>"Sorry I don't speak french"
>>62074813
>surrender to a flawless French
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Pyrenees
>>62074813
roasted
>>62074813
>"Sorry for my denbts"
>Don't pay denbts
>>62074895
*Please excuse my incorrect usage of the English grammar and vocabulary.*
Thank
>>62074895
>Second, French generals who lost battles or otherwise displeased the all-powerful representatives-on-mission were sent to prison or the guillotine with alarming frequency. Army of the Eastern Pyrenees commanders and generals were especially unlucky in this regard.
The Revolution didn't fuck around.
>>62074750
>foreigner speaks to me in English
>his accent is clear and I can understand him fine
>pretend I'm really struggling to understand what he's saying
>keep saying "what?" a few times, and then go "ohh...a SU-PER-MAR-KET" in a really slow, patronising voice
>tfw he goes away feeling terrible inside
>Continental speaks English perfectly fine to me
>says "sorry for my poor English it's my 4th language"
>mfw
>>62075298
>Englishman asks me for directions
>Pretends I don't speak English
>>62075564
>foreigner asks me directions
>pretend I don't speak English
>>62075628
Perks of being an abbo
> hang out IRL with frenchbro
> talk to strangers in made up gobbledygook French which is mostly from the sims
> he translates into English for me
Pretending you don't speak your own language is surprisingly hard.
>>62074895
>Army of Scataluña
Who could have thought.
>>62075701
Pretending you don't speak a secondary language is easier, though.
>>62075701
I'd like to hang out with you
>>62075675
I ain't got no abo in me
>>62075701
Instead of speaking Sims gibberish you could invent your own language (conlang), make it look and sound like a real one and construct/learn basic shit. It's really awesome to see those confused faces and you literally can't get caught by a native speaker of the lang you speak.
>>62075701
how beta are you? are you the kind of guy asking to hang out with a girl by telling to her best friend? kek
>>62075841
>german humour
>>62074750
It's just smug Europeans showing off again
>>62076056
It's not meant to be humourous, Pierre. It's more some kind of autistic nerdshit.
>"perdon por el mio lenguage soy chicano mi espanol ser mucho bueno decir mi profesor de espanol"
>>62074914
>"sorry for my shootings"
>shoots in perfect american
>>62078205
>shoots in perfect american
Poetic
>>62075564
>>62075628
>foreigner asks me directions
>I don't speak English
>>62078073
I am triggered. No one can be THAT bad.
>>62074750
>write in a flawless English
>mfw foreigner asks for directions
>turn 360 degrees and run away naruto style
>speak English
>they call me a faggot because I don't speak American
>>62074791
welcome to the french club
>>62076174
>"sorry for the genocide in Namibia"
>genocides the yuro white race accepting way too many rapeugees
never ever give up on that genocide thing, germany
>>62078447
>>62075701
Reminds me, I visited the USA with a Danish friend, and when hanging out with people we would sometimes pretend to speak "European" to each others - he would speak in Danish and I would respond in French, acting like we actually were having a conversation.
It's amazing how many people just believed it without questioning it.
>Foreigner asks me for direction
>shank him
AAAAAAJ SE RE REGALO SRES...... VAMO A DARLE AL PAYASO ESTE....
>>62078073
Top kek.
>>62078618
That doesn't happen elsewhere? I just always keep like atleast 2m gap to people I don't know on bus stops
hi (sorry for my bad english)
>>62078896
Why would some stranger question it? It'd sound weird to me but maybe you could be practicing each other's language.
>>62078447
So he runs into you?
>>62079078
how new?
>>62079063
He means how many people realised they were not speaking in the same language.
>>62078896
I'm dying
Fucking Americans
>>62079063
I explained it wrong - we would pretend to be talking, people would inevitably ask what we were speaking and we would reply "European".
A lot of people would realize we were fucking with them and laugh, but most would just nod like you do when someone is talking to you about a film that you haven't seen but you act like oh yeah dude, great movie.
>>62078896
Well, now I'm depressed.
>>62078958
No, it doesn't happen elsewhere, my dear autistic nordic friend
>>62078896
danish and french sound pretty different
they probably thought you were retarded
>>62079455
>danish and french sound pretty different
not if you are not paying attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj5TL1l9QYQ
Huh, I guess that's what we sound like?
>>62079571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
Another example. I'm curious though, what do the various different accents of English sound like to a non-native speaker? Is it all that noticeable?
>>62079571
pretty much
>>62075298
I hate you.
>>62075797
Wanna have sum, bb? ;)
>"sorry for my Russian"
>Я вooбщe нe oчeнь чacтo нa бpaйтoнe, caм я из Джepcи, тaк чё пo чём, peбятки?
>'you'll be better off without me'
>hangs himself
Typical dad
>>62081713
is your dad black?
>>62078205
>foreigner asks me directions
>predent like Armenian genocide never happened
>>62078400
This. Why do they assume I understand their funny language?
>>62081841
>>62075564
this happened to me while i was visiting your lovely country. on my trip across 12 countries, france was the only one where residents insulted me to my face for no reason, i was never doing anything to offend anyone. you guys really are assholes
>>62078958
this is a good habit
>>62081841
>>62081841
>>62081759
Yeah, the one I mentioned was actually my mother's husband.
>>62078958
What if there's no more space between the last person in line and the intersection?
>>62082362
Are you ok?
american '''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''
>>62075298
You're a cunt
>>62075628
>foreigner asks me directions
>pretend I don't know directions
>>62074750
haha
sorry for my English
>>62078073
jajajajajajajajhahahhajajaj tu eres un salvaje che
>>62074750
>sorry i don't speak a word of french
>i actually know a few words
>>62082635
M A D M A N
>>62082635
b-bonjur
>>62082645
>ask for the toilets in indian ''''''hotel'''''
>end up given directions for shitting streets
>foreigner asks me directions
>RAWR RAWR RAWR
>>62082708
va te faire foutre
>>62074750
>"sorry for my genocides"
>genocide in perfect German
>>62082736
superloo by 2020
I don't offend foreigners to their face nor to their backs
and I do my best to be honest
>>62082768
shut up
>>62082788
really?
>>62074791
Same here. The Slavic accent of mine is unbearable. Furthermore I stutter when talking to strangers in Romanian, let alone English.
>>62082853
Yea
They come to visit why would I be a dick just because I will never see them again?
>englishman stops me to ask me something
>tell myself he's lucky I can speak english fluently, I'll help him
>he talks to me, I don't understand what he says with his thick english accent
>I stutter and tell him I don't speak english
>I walk away
>I don't feel ashamed because I didn't lie...I don't speak english, I speak american.
>>62082788
>check privilege in perfect american
Sorri foor bad enklis, im not that guud
Helo
>>62082959
I wish I could go back in time to redo my week in that english family that hosted me when I was learnign english.
All I said to them was yes to every questions they asked without understanding what they were saying.
>>62083088
It okey bro, ai andestend yu
>tourist asks me for directions
>give them to him with both street names and land marks, then tell him to have a nice day
who /devilish/ here?
>tfw no matter where you go people ask YOU for directions
Germany, Russia, France, you name them
