korean pop edition
j
if you play pokemon go you're a sheep
>>62072947
i think you mean child
>>62072947
Good thing I'm Welsh.
the best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day
i post my best gimmick at least three times a day
>>62072976
There are no gimmicks that fit that description.
>>62072947
I think you mean mareep
Watching 2003 Christopher guest mockumentary "A mighty wind"
>>62072914
hot bruv innit
how did you go about it?
did you fear that ahmed would come to stab you at any time?
really makes you think
>>62073014
gimmick quality has really fallen by the wayside in recent times
>>62073080
Don't worry mate, I'll sort it (have a method)
Is his arse baldy?
look at this snoutless tapir
RIP Stephen Crabb
>>62073114
No.
>>62073114
I'm not a fan
*puts £2000 on the horse with the funny name*
go on my son
>>62073054
Post machines
Why are Scots over represented in our politicians?
Shouldn't the English be demanding independence.
gf and I couldn't sleep last night so we just planned out our future family and kids lol, it'd be 3 daughters, 2 sons, and we imagined their names, personalities, relationships with us their parents, their uncles and aunties and grandparents and their siblings, and what they'd do with their lives
fun fantasy
>tfw Britain escapes from your harem
Whenever I go out to a club I always feel like the bouncers are thinking "look at this ugly cunt thinking he can come in here and pull hahahahhahaha" or laughing at what i'm wearing
>>62073216
*cucks you*
>>62073216
such a disgustingly normie post i feel sick reading it
>>62073156
I wonder if porn has ever been made with that nose...
Poleaboos mum is making a lasagne
No need to go out
>>62073156
How can white bois even compete
Need a Keri Sable gf
*buys a race horse*
*names it My Son*
>>62073225
sounds like you need to take more drugs son
>>62073282
>lasagne
*buys a race horse*
*names it My Wife's Son*
in the room downstairs, she sat and stared
in roooooooom downstairs she sat and staaarrreed
>>62073369
>>62073338
pfft like you could afford a race horse
>>62073225
know this feeling
never going to go out unless im on drugs in the future
>>62073225
So how DID it go then?
>>62073365
What's wrong with lasagne?
>>62073216
>relationships with us and their parents
>MY WIFE'S SON
>>62073282
my mummy made me chicken nuggets and chips
Did a wank to "that" again lads
The first time I went clubbing I spent the night watching the girl I was crushing on make out with various guys.
wasn't a great feel 2bqh
>>62073573
Bad feel
>>62073573
iktf mate.
>every time I go out and my ex is there
>she tries to get with one of my mates (different one each time)
Pretty shit feeling desu
>>62073573
that's a recipe for disaster
>no footy
>wimbledon is over
summer's shit
>>62073607
You sound like a great wingman for your mates, though
>>62073607
she obviously still wants you
>>62073607
>>62073610
Worst thing was I came with her and another [guy] friend of hers.
>>62073656
just going to have to sit tight and wait for the 'lympics lad
>clubbing
You should all be ashamed.
>>62073216
>it'd be 3 daughters, 2 sons
ummmm excuse me?!?!? shouldn't they choose their genders??!?!
>>62073745
I go to the club for the choons 2bh.
>>62073728
>all the atheletes are going to be shot, stabbed, raped and infected with zika
gonna be fun to watch lad
>wanted to buy a car this week
>everything I look at turns out to be shit
>increase budget
>everything is still shit
Did not realise what a bargain I got four years ago.
>>62073745
Ah yes I'm sure you have more birds than a pidgeonkeeper seeing as you don't go out
>>62073610
>>62073607
>>62073602
>>62073573
>got a lot more confident in the last year or two
>people refer to me as an alpha male now (weird) and I'm known as 'that guy that shags loads of girls'
>for some reason I still get jealous about all of the girls I've shagged, regardless of the fact I cut them off and have shagged other girls since
> when I'm drunk and I see them out trying to get with another guy I'll go over there and do shit like snatch her hand off of the guy and tell the guy to fuck off
>>62073664
they never get with her though. Thank god my mates never dog on me, embarassing enough as it is.
>>62073676
yeah I thought the same, but did as above and tried to get with her again and she was having none of it. Blocked me in the morning too
>>62073713
Shit like this puts me off going out for months
>>62073831
what did you get
>>62073774
this isn't going to happen though is it
just like there was supposed to be a big isis attack in france
>tfw got so bored today i read some random pua book suggested by some guy on /fit/
fucks sake might have to fire up the kindle again
>>62073858
A Honda Civic, paid £2,500 for it in 2012 and I can't find a suitable replacement.
>>62073851
Normie cockblocking twat fuck off
>I'll go over there and do shit like snatch her hand off of the guy and tell the guy to fuck off
lol
>>62073851
What are some things you've done to become more confident?
The jealousy thing sounds like it needs to be sorted out though. Sounds like despite your ability to pull you still feel you have to prove yourself somehow? I dunno.
>>62073885
PUAs are a scam, they all have different methods that share a single fundamental strategy: Use their shitty chat up lines on a LOT of women and you'll eventually find one.
did 21 km in pokemon go today
walking, no riding or driving
Clubbing is degenerate
Thinking of getting a dog soon lads, should I get a Husky or a Border collie?
>>62074064
>music is degenerate
>>62074064
>having sex is degenerate
>>62074093
4chan is degenerate
>>62074087
Huskies are the best
>>62073851
>>when I'm drunk and I see them out trying to get with another guy I'll go over there and do shit like snatch her hand off of the guy and tell the guy to fuck off
You fucking spaz
>>62074104
Having sex with random strangers in a drunken stupor is.
>>62074064
>socialising is degenerate
Alri
>>62074136
>shouting down someone's ear in a dark, loud room is socialising
>Having sex with random strangers in a drunken stupor is degenerate
How the fuck did Pokemon last so long? People said it was a fad when I was collecting the cards as a kid in 1999
>>62074134
i agree t︃bh
not sure how society has come to the conclusion that drugs are more degenerate than fucking people you've known for a few minutes whilst both intoxicated
>>62074006
i used pua because i wasn't sure what to call it. it's certainly different, and much more about character and shit than shit pickup lines while wearing a furry hat.
parts of it, and his take on the theory of it were interesting but his pointers on humour and that sort of stuff were pretty average and even kind of cringe in some parts.
if i could sum it all up, he basically says girls are attracted to guys who invest minimal amounts in them (guy who's fine without her choosing to be with her versus some needy little beta who worships her), place themselves in vulnerable situations (by approaching them, asking them out) and that you aren't honest (avoiding making assertions physically and verbally that you want to fug/find her attractive).
there were a few things where i thought "yeah i could take that away" but a lot of it was like ehhh okay, particularly his stuff on humour and flirting.
>tfw no gf to play pokemon go with
I've never pulled at a club and I've never seen any of my friends do it either
then again never tried
>>62074276
bad feels
saw a few qt girls out playing pokemon go yesterday evening
>>62074163
>pokemon in your house
lucky fucker. im actually gonna have to go outside to find some ;_;7
>>62074280
>he's never been approached by a girl in a club
feel sorry for you
iraq war was a bit of a mistake wasn't it lads
>>62074087
huskys are fucking awkward to walk
they have a pulling instinct and are really energetic
Lads I want to get sum gud pokemans but I don't feel like going outside
>>62074280
how disgusting are you ?
>>62074324
>they have a pulling instinct and are really energetic
fucking normies
>>62074317
I have
I fuck it up every time
fuck OFF??!!
>>62073851
You sound like a right dickhead
Have managed to cut a hole in the microwave door big enough for my bollocks to fit through but not trigger the safety cutout so the microwave still works lads
>>62074087
Border collie la
Huskies moult like mad and they can either be good dogs or absolute cunts, collies are smarter too and live longer in my experience
>>62073973
>>62073936
>>62074130
To be fair they usually love it and if this happens I almost always end up taking them back home with me
>>62073985
I started lifting, got in fairly good shape, and then when I got a new, good job the other guys were asking me about my routine and calling me the big lad etc. Then within the first week I ended up getting with a girl from work on a night out when I was drunk, but wasn't really into her at all so just ignored her after. After this people started to think of me as a bit of a womaniser, and once you have that reputation you just start giving girls attention and being a bit of a dick and they just throw themselves at you.
There's also a lot of faking it until you make it. I've probably just matured, too.
But yeah, I think even though I'm not attached to these girls I just get intensely jealous when it's evident they're no longer interested in me for whatever reason. Probably got some abandonment issues from my parent's divorce or something.
taking the dog out for a walk because i really care about his well being and happiness and defintely NOT because im going to play pokemon go
>>62074363
>kiss her for a bit
>ask if she wants to fug
there's not really much to fuck up desu
>>62074324
you can train the pulling out of them for walks, and still have them pull when you want them to though right?
>>62074242
autism
collecting things in exactly the same format except sometimes with brand new cool pokemon to collect
gonna play civ 4 a bit while my phone charges then I'm off out to catch mora pidgeys
>>62074405
I literally just walk away from them after they approach me
>>62074368
desu I am, wouldn't want to be my friend
>>62074403
>tfw no dog to play pokemon go with
>pokemon go
how old are you people jesus christ
>>62074408
can teach a dog anything with a stick
>>62074394
The field will be pretty weak near the grill m8. Just take out the magnetron and point it at your balls.
>pokemon go is fine
>playing pokemon on a 3ds is bad
normie logic
>>62074459
28
have a girlfriend and a good btw
>>62074399
>I just get intensely jealous when it's evident they're no longer interested in me for whatever reason.
it's a vanity issue, not an abandonment issue.
>>62074434
why
spent £60 on pokemon go coins so far lads
can't stop
>>62074533
I'm a spastic
I don't go to the club to pick up anyway
>first day back in the gym after nearly a month off due to being away+injury
> axle press 3 easy reps with 100kg
not as big a drop as I was expecting, grip strength suffered a bit though
>>62074399
>Then within the first week I ended up getting with a girl from work
the job i just started is basically all men, sucks
got called a spaghetti person in /trans/
>>62074650
She was one of three girls in a department of 50 people. The job before was all men though, and it was rubbish. Need some women in the office to make the men want to compete and better themselves for it.
why does this swedecuck even bother? nobody even pays him any attention any more
>>62074595
good story
>>62074720
>>62074714
They don't want muslims here...
Everyday we drift closer to pol
dad caught me trying to microwave my ballbag just now. I explained what I was doing and he walked away looking crestfallen. I walked past his room and I could hear him sobbing inside. I'm going to wait until he goes to bed and then I'm sneaking outside to the shed and busting out those shears
Feeling really tired lads.
Should I have a little sleep?
could beat any of you cheese-string arms in a arm wrestle
>tfw no dom bf to play pokemon go with
>>62074764
sleep over here *pulls you over to snuggle*
If I buy a student ticket online for cinema but im not a student will they check for id at the door?
It's for a cinema run by the uni sooo
>>62074799
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
why do guitar wankers think we want to hear or pay for their music in public?
indubitably
>>62074406
>>62074465
>>62074516
>>62074633
>>62074769
>>62074844
El hatiANO señores
>>62074893
seen this so many times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E1R32BWmBc
rate gf
>>62074955
>asmr
what a grim life
Could beat you chicken legged runts in a race
>>62074984
She must be 35 by now
>>62075019
ur mum's 35
>>62074944
this woman is gorgeous
need some botty
do you need 4chanx or some kind of extension to filter countries lads?
>>62075056
she wouldn't even look at you in the street
>>62074949
Give me a yank and I'll spray XDDDD
pooed a poo
>>62075039
she was once
Came to int, tried /brit/, looks pretty awful all round if im honest
>>62075146
>tfw never had a gf in school
>>62075194
disgusting
literally shit thread
going to come back later
>>62075223
cucked by swede
Came on /int/, visited /brit/, dont think ill be back here ever again 2bh
Stick around Janny, they have an advanced condition.
I really think about this picture every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the desire to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.
Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of its day it did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. My life is giving out. Hate it.
>ulster's posting unfunny copypastas again
sigh
>vote for trump
>get a brexit gf
>"do you drive"
>"no"
>"oh then im afraid we can't hire you"
ah yes. Could've told me that on the phone though. Didn't have to waste hours of my day by calling me into an interview
>>62075365
hey there delilah
>>62075434
probably assumed that people old enough to apply for a job aren't complete man children that lack basic life skills
>tfw applying for jobs
this is the most miserable thing lads
dubs and i wank
hey there fallujah
whats it like to be a city
>>62075522
I gave up after one said we just don't want to hire you. Didn't even say why
>>62075522
only thing more miserable is actually having a job wahey
>>62074514
>have a girlfriend and a good btw
>>62075660
>replying to a 33 minute old post
off yourself
>>62075522
just walk around handing out your cv. pretty nice way to spend a day
>>62075683
hi hater
bye hater
>>62075522
I have a job and every time I think of looking for another one I just give up because it's such a pain in the arse.
>>62075714
WHY YOU WANNA DIS MAN ONLINE THEN SAY HI LATER
I ALREADY TELL EM DONT WASTE MY TIME, NOW I GOTTA TELL EM DONT WASTE MY DATA
>>62075693
>decide I'll try this one day
>have social anxiety
>struggling to force myself to hand any out
>only end up handing one out
>spent like 30 minutes outside the store trying to build up the courage
feelsbadman
tfw Kiernan Shipka got ugly
wank before or after the gym
stop killing the mandem
>>62075365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
>>62075794
after ya dingus
need that there testosterone
/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
>>62075873
T O W N
R A P I S T
>>62074892
goddamn she is so hot
it's a real shame she makes such mediocre porn
>>62075915
Think she's retired and she also got breast implants.
bad feel
australians live in igloos made of poo
igpoos
Taking razor blades to my ugly fucking face
Picture the scene:
We're standing in the divided city of Berlin, the year is 1989
The Cold War is coming to its conclusion and we are about to witness a part of that. It's a moment that will go down in history and live forever in the hearts of those who witnessed it.
Famous phrases like 'Ich bin ein Berliner!' and 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Wall!' echo through your mind
As the first symbolic strike lands everyone is expecting a piece of wall to be chipped off, however on closer inspection all that's happened is my knackers have been detached and destroyed by a heavy hammer blow
In fact I had buried myself inside the Berlin wall decades before and flopped my hairy ballsack out at just the right moment to have them smashed into a fine paste
>>62075946
decent post
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interrnational ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this ball busting ground ,
and men made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, waste testicle mush storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the heaviest black weights,
With hydraulic tubes attatched to them which are then lifting up and dropped on the mens
groins, busting their balls.
Then after they were busted they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The chunks of bollock went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of litres of fleshy mush from the popped scrotums filled a large pool
There were medical facilities for the men to stop them from bleeding out.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
you know, you have to wonder why the swedish guy lost his marbles
wonder how his life is going
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/world/asia/140716/vietnamese-man-dies-after-wife-crushes-his-testicles-during-argument.html
>when you take gimmicks too far
>One major symptom of a mental breakdown is depression. When someone is depressed they may experience weight loss or gain (often due to changes in appetite), suicidal thoughts, loss of interest in social, family or work life, insomnia or hypersomnia, exhaustion or fatigue and feelings of hopelessness or worthlessness. Another symptom of a breakdown is anxiety, which can produce an increase in blood pressure, dizziness, trembling, or feeling sick to the stomach
that sounds familiar ahahahahahahahahahaah
>>62075794
after
>>62076124
theory: not great
>>62075811
fucking hell
>>62076087
>When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
howling
>you now remember this year 10 banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_4OrFH3EU
>>62076198
yeah
must be really withdrawn, socially, to need attention that badly though
we all have social needs regardless of how autistic we all are
>>62076204
newtwat
caught my first pokemon lads
Chimotoristof day ill do
>>62076204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09pePsCVV0f
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0StI787OcSN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BEYqyPlN1L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X5jlSYqyWh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HmNVhTSwjB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yN10Ex8zEF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
>Michael Gove, George Osbone, Nicky Morgan told to fuck off
>David Davis, Boris Johnson, Philip Hammond promoted
Holy shit, I'm actually starting to like Theresa May.
>>62076087
Aww
>>62076302
After they told the rest of the world to fuck off, including us, why would you even bother with that shit?
ded thread
Don't want a job
>>62076722
Lost half our regulars from the doxxing yesterday
so should i play pokemon go?
i don't play computer games so this would not be regular for me
>>62076732
doxxing? what?
>>62076732
what doxxing?
>go to the pokegym in a my car
>tfw all the normies are super high levels
>>62076780
>>62076774
hello newfriends
>>62076643
what u on about
gf is being all dramatic about her period lads
ah yes it's not like you've been doing this every month since you were 13 or something this is obviously completely new to you as a 20 year old woman and warrants you acting like a fucking twat about it
fuck off
>>62076809
>a fucking rat
nice
>>62076799
>missed something yesterday
>can't possibly have been here before that day
ah yes
>>62076814
periods are really hard for women man
go easy on her
Why are there so many of you here, are you colonising it?
>>62076814
you on your period too lad?
when you think about it, the spanish civil war was basically corbynites vs ukippers
>>62076968
kek
Just got arrested
>>62076959
bog off rico
May I post a question about English language?
t. an English learner
>>62076968
definitely experiencing second hand period yeah lad. this is the true tragedy of periods
hate u all
>>62076959
callate y salir
>>62077012
yes!
>>62077012
Yes, you may.
t. an English teacher
>>62076809
The devs said everyone who isn't a yank, nip or Aussia can go and fuck themselves and they aren't releasing the game anywhere else. You know that due to how you had to download the apk just to play it yourself.
If you support the game after they gave you the finger then you are a cuck.
the nord, is he gone?
>>62077062
>I wish I was a bird.
>I wish I were a bird.
I have ever seen both sentences here. Which is correct? And if both are correct, what is the difference?
>>62077002
>>62077047
I'm a tourist
every time I see a woman in a hijab I become angry
seen 3 this morning already
rudely walk in between one of the and a fat white girl in the hall to disrupt their conversation
I really despise them
Check out this classic Nige.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyXmT1j6lQ
>>62077143
i think the first one
>>62077116
the game released in the UK today you mong
>>62077208
Hm yes really needed that 6 second intro.
>>62077143
Both are correct
"Was" tends to imply something further in the past than "were" in this case
So for example, if you're talking about a specific time in the past where you would have wanted to be a bird, "was a bird" would be better
If you did want AND still want to be a bird, use "were a bird"
>>62077118
He's actually a Haitian NEET and yes he seems to have fucked off.
>>62077206
you go girl
>>62077175
a likely story
fuck off
i know some of you are in this group and I don't like you either
>>62077143
I wish a was a bird
were should be used when refer to someone else
e.g I wish you were a bird
had a wank
not proud of myself
>>62077143
They're used pretty much interchangeably, most people use 'was' though, in my experience.
