Our way of life edition
Bastille day!
>>62062831
>posts a flag in /brit/
You stupid canuck. Don't you know there may be Norn Iron posters around?
>>62062859
What does this day mean to you, monsieur?
>>62062859
*kisses you*
>>62062831
karen
>>62062887
It mean drinking, BBQ, and fireworks, mostly.
Mister.
naming the wifes son tonibler
Me.
>>62062906
Oh,*return you kiss*
got a big French meme beer for Bastille day
This man did nothing wrong. Thoughts?
*cocks shotgun*
alri
I was wondering why my sound fucked up
that's what I get for buying 99p cables
>Why, yes, I will dump you for a woman whenever I feel like it.
>>62062987
nice job spacker
>>62062978
*shotguns your cock*
haha x
>Let impure blood Water our furrows
VERY racist
>>62062970
This bottle is 100% Stylé ! (à la mode fot the English).
>>62062859
Vive La France!
Have a good day mate
>Tonibler Sahiti: ‘I feel very good when people call my name. I would like to achieve something like prime minister Blair did. To save people from wars.
>>62063028
its good too, kind of smoky flavour almost
>>62063041
Thanks mate
>>62063050
The package is stylé but I never se it before tho...
What's that? Do you speak french?
>>62063049
What a fucking zinger
hey lads
I miss the continent and kissing the lads when I met them.
>>62063130
Is comonwealth countries like UK colonies?
>>62062995
Literally what does sexually fluid mean?
>>62063149
We miss you too.
>>62063174
I described it pretty much in my post.
In case that wasn't clear, attention whore.
>>62063088
no but I bought it in Quebec
this girl has "social anxiety"
https://www.instagram.com/danimansutti/?hl=en
>find 10 of [rare drop]
>only dropped by already rare mob with a low spawn rate and loads of people camping
dont reckon I'll finish Uni lads, reckon I'l string together a few courses and focus mostly on a portfolio or something
completing the degree won't mean much anyway
what do you think?
>>62063021
those lyrics of french anthem La Marseillaise were actually reversed classism.
noblemen used to claim that the laymen's blood was unclean
In The Marseillaise, "let's shed inpure blood" means, let's attack the monarchies trying to defeat our democracy, their blood is impure.
It's a song against nobility, not a race.
few french people know this, even teachers don't know this, and the marseillaise was not sung in school in my day (it changed now, but teachers refuse to sing it, or sing it in arab (sic!))
in part because of this line about unclean blood, that they don't understand
and they don't even know that there is something to understand
it's very taboo here
/TMI
>>62063361
its worth it to finish, at least your undergrad
at the least it shows you can commit to something
>>62063340
Man, people like this live in a whole other world. Weird feeling look through her photos.
>>62063372
>being french unironically
>>62063378
would it not be worth focusing on working myself into the career while doing the few beneficial classes?
seems like students are too content on devoting all of their energy into completing uni then hitting a wall of reality when it's finished
>>62063411
just cut yourself down to being a part time student to finish your degree at least and get a job on the sight for experience/money
>>62063407
I was born this way
>>62063340
It's just really, really sad innit.
I've been involved in educational psychology now for almost 8 years and I work with a lot of kids who do suffer from anxiety and/or other things.
Social media nowadays are full of people calling sheep about anxiety and justify it because there are other people out there blogging or youtubeing about "having anxiety", instead of getting help they need from professionals, they cultivate to people like that cunt who know exactly what they're doing.
I don't know how she can live with herself.
Yes, I am mad.
>>62063445
my condolences
>>62063467
no thank you
>>62063423
yeah that isnt a bad idea
Marina
who is this, what is her name, she's very pretty
>>62063542
exceptional post
>>62063542
Carla
really makes you think x
*abseils upside down into /brit/ with uzi akimbo cutting down yanks*
s-sorry yanks you can come back now
yanks like sharks are a necessary evil in the ecosystem of /brit/
me and the lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467925849132.webm
>>62063607
*grabs u by the collar*
too many deer around
cant wait for hunting season
LOL
Really makes me ruminate.
>>62063542
avril lavignge
>>62063810
good pepe that
>>62063839
you got snow outside?
>>62063827
NOIW LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT HERE AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62063491
WEW
E
W
need a brown gf
>>62063827
saw a deer across the road from my house a couple of years back. weirdest thing ive ever seen
Hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ACfB0F4WsI
>>62063965
I didn't even know we had deer until I saw some in the Grampians. Introduced pests like rabbits.
this general is way better without those fucking brits you know
>>62064017
yeah same. i didn't know until we went out to my relatives property in the forested west and there were deer everywhere.
this deer was in the middle of a suburb like 10 minutes from brisbane with absolutely no forest nearby except a bush reserve that has no deer. there were police just staring at it like wtf do we do
do i have a nice hip shape lads
*closes tab*
bored
*goes to new tab*
*automatically reopens what I just closed*
ah yes
>>62064133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ct_EOg-zI
just listen to this and remember that black lives matter
New developments on Duke Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eodWW-1YEQc
>>62064208
Tim's not looking good recently, feeling a bit sorry for him 2bh
doing a dead thread
lotta loyalty for a hired gun
>>62064403
He's apparently being evicted from that place at the end of the month/early august. Wonder what future Tim content will look like and if he'll be on a better path.
>>62064443
the poor guy needs to be sanctioned already
Alri lads
Just got here
Where's the party?
>>62064462
need you out of business sunshine
i found this image and i wanted to share it with you guys
Cold out
irish weather
>>62064127
B R I S B A N E
i didnt even know we had foxes until i hit one with my car
:^(
>>62064562
Haha do you mind if I save it? I want to show it to some other guys lol
might play some far cry 2 or rewatch mad men or something I guess
aha lol
Hello is this the anime thread?
>>62064625
i've seen foxes in carindale of all places. little fox just sitting in the street one night. only other place i've seen them is out at lota, which makes a bit more sense given all the bushland there. apparently they're common but yeah, i had no clue either
>that /b/ thread about sucking/fucking your dog
I know I shouldn't be surprised but I always am
>>62063542
think shes a british model 2bh lads
good morning... or should I say. . . Good night !?
business idea: a flat earth so we're all in the same time zone
>>62064819
>>62063839
reply or ill gut you>>62063855
You lads ever take a couple melatonin and try to stay awake?
>>62062859
god, what an awful thing to celebrate
>>62064899
nah i had zopiclone and now they have given me Promethean hydro chloride or something. First days i was a mong in the day, could literally fal asleep at will almost. Staying up on them kind of defeats the point when you really need them.
have a good day at work matt
>>62064953
I have been having trouble falling and staying asleep the past few nights so I bought the melatonin. Idk if they would cause minor delusions, like when you stay up at least 24 hours, if I took a couple and fought them.
business idea: buy tim's block of flats, evict the dentist and force him out of business
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nG8Rp2zYK2
morning lads
this is my first post in about 24 hours
mental
>>62064953
>>62064966
>>62065071
fuck off
>>62065050
>buy Tims flat
>start making videos and follow the same patters as he does
completely take over his life
>>62065061
Sounds like a poofter 2bh
fucking dead thread lmao
>A Labour donor is planning a legal challenge to the party's ruling that Jeremy Corbyn can be automatically included in the leadership ballot.
ayyyyyyyyyyy
need a reason to get out of bed today
Alri lids
I'm back
is literally everyone banned from yesterday
>>62065375
Nah we've just moved on to today, that's how time works
>>62065368
Reasons to be cheerful, part 1,2 and 3
Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox
Choose the one that suits you
>>62065390
oh i see
I wasn't hunting for an answer though
Normies normies whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when we come for you?
>>62065426
Embarrass you back into your bedrooms. We always win.
business idea: group therapy targeted towards neets
>>62065453
>we
Driving alone for the first time today.
26
Very nervous
>>62065493
Me and Daz, who else would it be on this board?
>>62065505
you're a big boy now x
>>62065512
I'm proper crapping myself.
>>62065522
*honks horn at you*
wahey haha
>>62065505
why did you wait so long to get a car?
I had my full license by 17 and a motorbike in high school
>>62065536
I might cry if some chav comes speeding past doing that
>>62065547
Too poor for lessons as a kid, lived in Lodnon as an adult. First time I ever needed one, got my license to apply for jobs that have it as a pre-requisite
>>62065547
Fuck off beaver go build a dam
normies, whatcha gon whatcha gon watcha gonna do?
when sheriff janny come for you
>>62065571
>Too poor for lessons as a kid
why didn't your parents teach you?
automatic is incredibly easy especially
the gf
very tired lads. took a sleeping pill last night cos i hadn't slept very well for a few nights and it's turned me into a proper fucking mong this morning desu
>>62065606
no one learns in an automatic here lad
>>62065624
you're going to fuck your brain lad. also it makes you more tired in the end because you spend a lot less time in REM
>>62065635
its not like manual is difficult anyways
Rorke #REKT me with this argument.
>Sonia Jayne Hollis well if the eu is so good how come so many other countries are also wanting as referendum ????
what did she mean by this?
>>62065658
for the same retarded reasons
>tfw can't buy a house on the coast and sit around reading, drinking Chablis and eating seafood all day
End it.
>>62065680
considering doing this
though I'll probably rent
>>62065606
Mum didn't have a car. Dad had a company car which had "no kids driving" as part of the insurance.
So if it is 215 miles to where Ineed to be, and the car does 45mpg, then that about 22L of fuel. If petrol costs 1.15/L, then the journey would cost about £26, yes?
>>62065680
going to get a morgage on a cabin in the woods after college I reckon. there's a lot that are less than $100k.
>>62065675
Kojima is a bad man
>>62065715
You almost definitely won't get the MPG that they advertise.
>>62065730
mortgage rather
>>62065738
They're advertising 52, I figured 45 was a fair drop, or would it be more than that?
>tfw can't be a wizard
>tfw all those books i bought as a kid were fake
>>62065734
a shot to the heart always kills
>>62065680
Why did you have to give me this feel
>>62065757
step up to the big leagues lad
wouldn't mind if every cancuck died tomorrow tbH
Might get a job soon lads
Almost fed up with having no money, no friends, and no gf
Almost
>>62065715
>So if it is 215 miles to where Ineed to be, and the car does 45mpg, then that about 22L of fuel. If petrol costs 1.15/L, then the journey would cost about £26, yes?
>train fair is £62 and requires a bus at the end
Huh, I guess car people were on to something all along
When we are born, we are soft and supple, in death we are stiff and inflexible. To be inflexible is to be the servant of death
>>62065830
add in traffic, congestion charges if in a big city, parking fees, etc.
>>62065767
SHOT TO THE HEART
>eat shellfish all my life
>all of sudden at the age of 23 it sends me into anaphylaxis
Ahh yes
What sort of nation applauds a £1.5 trillion debt, two stupid wars and a catalogue of failure?
>>62065794
this legit lad?
>MSN page on George Osborne leaving
>Is the modern journalism of just posting tweets
>Separates them into "The Good", "The Bad" and "The Funny"
>George said he hopes he left the economy in a better state than he found it
>All "The Good" tweets are saying he has, listing all the good changes he made
>All "The Bad" tweets are literally just going "UHH NO YOU DIDN'T, WORST CHANCELLOR EVER"
>There's more "Good" tweets than "Bad" on the news page itself
>Half-way down, MSN just goes "Well since it looks like the good tweets are thin on the ground, let's stick to the funny!!"
What did they mean by this?
found this rummaging through my trash outside
what should I do with it?
>>62065876
>MSN page
What is this 2003?
>>62065864
Nations in which neoliberalism has taken hold
>>62065860
Grim
>>62065885
*spams you with nudges*
>>62065901
*blocks you*
*blocks everyone*
*becomes social recluse*
*grows up to be mid teens and psoting on 4chan instead of going to work*
Freedom of movement within commonwealth?
*comes online*
*appears offline*
*comes online*
*appears offline*
*comes online*
*appears offline*
*comes online*
*appears offline*
*comes online*
*appears offline*
>>62065923
No that would destroy Britain, Australia, Canada and NZ forever.
If it was for white English people maybe.
>>62065933
Used to do this on runescape too haha
*isn't allowed to use MSN when literally everyone else my age is"
t-thanks mum
>>62065866
I have it and its really interesting
its pretty dense though and hard to understand with just a quick read.
basically its two books, the first section is Carrol examining magical traditions from all over the world and boiling them down to their core aspects/effects, basically taking all the useless junk out for what 'works' so in the end you basically have a syllabus of magic.
the second part is more of a philosophical background to enchance the effectiveness and help direct your mind down the right path to make the first section work for you.
it talks about a lot of things from theory of mind, mathematics, belief as a tool, and chemical augmentation of your mental process.
bullshit or not its a good read.
other than that there is Alister Crowley's work
*invites entire contact list into a group chat*
*leaves*
*sends a picture of my penis to my middle school friends on msn messenger*
*get suspended from school*
hahaha, that was totally worth it
Fewer police killed during Obama administration than any president in our lifetime
>>62066001
that sounds like complete bullshit lad
the news is really getting on my tits with all their pokemon go hysteria lads
>it's not safe you could fall over while walking
>criminals could use a lure to get children to walk into a dark alleyway
>>62066047
>criminals could use a lure to get children to walk into a dark alleyway
They've literally already done that.
>set lure
>fags come to get pokemon
>rob their phones
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>62066047
>when the stupid goyim start going outside and talking to one another instead of staying locked in their homes passively consuming media
lmao
>>62066087
He still has like 6 months left in office
Wouldn't be surprised if another Dallas or two happened within that time frame
Also that graph mirrors the overall trend in crime which is that it has been steadily going down since the 1990s
did not sleep very long
who /MGTOW/ here
>>62066131
yeah go on rasheed, post more nigger twitter memes you dumb black dog
I'm a menenist
>>62066161
But all those people are white anon
I'm a Mennonite
I'm a Magnemite
I'm a Magneton
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will all the yanks please fuck off?
I repeat will all the yanks please fuck off?
We're going to have a problem here
I'm Megatron
leader of the Deceptions
who /PokemonGo/ here?
I started with pikachu and have so far caught a weedle and a rattata
nah too early for memes
im out
>>62066131
any time I see a picture formatted in this way I instinctively bin it
not interested in this fucking drivel
gas yourself
>>62066222
hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, /ausnz/'s two pages down.
>>62066258
i'm not your buddy, cunt.
Say it loud, say it clear!
His name is Robert Paulson
>>62066222
>MOI AY HEV YA AHTENSHIN PLESE
>MOI AY HEV YA AHTENSHIN PLESE
>WEEL AWL TH' YENKS PLESE FAHK AWF?
>OI REPEAT WEEL AWL TH' YENKS PLESE FAHK AWF?
>WE GANNA HEV A RYEEEEL PROBLEM HEA
>>62066293
You might just be autistic
>>62066293
sounds like Michael caine
>>62066288
it's a meme you dip
oh my god anime is amazing
*bounces stress ball against the wall*
wahey haha.. haha....hah..ha
>>62066293
hyuk hyuk hyuk
>>62066326
>>62066306
God, I didn't know aussies had such thin skin
Lighten up a bit lads
ah yes, you guys can definitely handle banter quite well
>>62066293
howling
>>62066381
loool bruh NO chill
Gawd, I din know yoou auzseas had sich thiin skiiin.
Light'n upa bit wil ye lads. hoo wee
>>62066397
gas yourself
cat's at it again
>>62066420
>>62066418
24601
Your parole is up and your time's begun
Anyone see that facebook live video where they get shot while recording in norfolk, virginia?
Typical NIGS
>>62066458
all me
Good morning, /brit/.
Shoutout to the early locked in crew.
@XXXXX443
Don't reply to me.
>>62066475
Why's my girlfriend twitching?
>>62066489
well she is doing a spastic
Set off the fire alarm today while ironing
Burnt my finger in shock desu
dont know why I still come here these threads are shite
paki cunt tried it on with the missus in sainsburys
not impressed.
>>62066573
Better than nothing innit
>>62066573
I've unironically come here all day every day for nearly 3 months.
2bh if I went to /britfeel/ I probably would've made a change by now.
40mg amphetamine sulphate straight up the shitter
>>62066654
bit gay
>>62066573
>not having it up in the background as a sort of chat room
>>62066652
> 3 months
yeah you can fuck off back to facebook now you fucking newrunt
>>62066692
2bhonest visiting /brit/ for extended periods of time is nothing to be proud of
>>62066731
font
>>62066731
if i didnt would probably never interact with people
>>62066731
don't reply to me you yank worm
>>62066692
I'm talking about /brit/, but still
>caring about how long someone has been here
lurk a little more lid
>>62066744
>>62066743
>>62066741
I appear to have struck a nerve
>>62066745
neck yourself you bombastic germ
>>62066774
really should be disappointed with himself for playing pokemon in the holocaust museum
>>62066774
hahahahaha epic XDDDDD lool sharing this on my facebook right now lmoooooaaaaooooo pokemon GOOOO SOO FASCINATING HAHAHAHHAHA da pokemans in the museam hahahahaha hohohoohoooooo
fuck off
i'm listening to this in 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw
Thinking of becoming a girl tbqh
What do you reckon lads
>>62066863
go back to bed amir
Getting really bored of the whole
>hurr I didn't vote for Theresa we need a general election
You don't vote for a singular person, the Prime minister, like you do a president.
You vote for a party based on that manifesto. That partys leader becomes the PM. The PM resigned so the party that was elected needs a new leader.
Why are normies so stupid?
And even if we did have an election, Labour are literally in ruins right now so the tories will just win again
Yo solo sé que quiero comer burritos.
still quite traumatized from yesterday when mummys friend touched me
What are you guys doing today?
I've got nowhere to go and I hate staying inside.
>>62067073
normie twat
>>62067073
Having an early mid life crisis
>>62067017
muy bien
soy un americano , mi comprension de la langua es de cuatro anos en el sistema educativo de los estados unidos. soy MUY inteligente
>>62066981
what do you want to talk about then brad
Got an erection lol
>>62067148
PICTURES PLEASE
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW who bully karen
>>62067179
fucking hell, look at that small fucking flag
If I were swiss I would be so embarrassed about my tiny flag I'd use a proxy
>>62067073
job applications should hopefully be done at 11am, tabling at the school from 12-2 for my organization, will be looking for a host for my bot which is almost done and may keep working on my course registerer I'm writing for students at my uni
would like to work tomorrow but they don't like it when I come in for less than 4 hours so probably not
