What would an /int/ house party look like?
What would each country bring?
>Canada
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>62062446
We'd probably all stand in opposite corners of the house and not look at eachother.
Id bring the exit masks and helium tanks
Body pillows.
>tfw no gf
>>62062460
This, although an Aussie would go around trying to banter with everyone.
>>62062460
There's not enough corners for that my autistic friend
>>62062482
More like body bags.
Bottle of Makers Mark and some fresh wax with my pen and autodabber.
I'd be the guy everyone isn't sure if he's a normie or not.
Pavlova
>>62062544
It's cool mate we'll bring that.
>>62062556
all good m8, plenty of new zealand inventions to go around
I'll just bring crowded house or something
>>62062576
I'd bring my favorite aussie actor russell crowe as a guest.
>>62062584
you can keep him 2bh
we'd bring BUNDA
i've got the cups
>>62062615
your mom is enough bunda for everyone
>Greece
>Spain
>Portugal
>Poland
Absolutely nothing. Not invited for not paying denbts.
I will not party with you, disgusting nerds.
>>62062676
pretty much this
>America
Guns
>Canada
He would bring China with him and fried rice
>Mexico
Drugs and guns
>UK
Fries
>>62062446
>What would an /int/ house party look like?
A bunch of autistic NEETs trying to stand as far apart from each other as humanly possible
>what would each country bring
Brits would bring cum brownies
Coca leaves
we bring the bacalhao and a second dose of dude weed lmao
>>62062731
nice coastline lmao fag
>>62062871
>legalised gay marriage
>calls other people fags
CAN'T
>>62062895
>hating freedom
you some kind of commie?
>>62062446
MDMA
>>62062908
DELET
>>62062871
Thanks Nikau
>>62062932
Id love to see how a finnish on molly behaves
>go to the party and wait and sit alone in the bathroom for three hours
>listen to music and people talking through the door and get really sore sitting on the toilet with clothes on
>try to use wi-fi but it's embarassingly bad
>hear a knock on the door, realize the cover is blown and u'll have to leave and pretend to eat food alone around other people
>steps out of the bathroom and see THIS brit waiting, but smiling at you
your response?
>Australia
Probably goon bags and pingas, then be obnoxiously loud and drunk the entire night.
America would be cucking other country's gfs
>>62062956
are you a boy or a girl?
>>62062955
nikau is a kind of tree
>>62062956
*unzips*
>>62062996
riiiight
>>62062446
Canada wouldn't be invited
WILL SUCK DICK 4 SOME TOILET PAPER
>>62063122
What will you give me for a klennex?
>>62063065
America breaks down crying screaming about how he can't handle his friends fighting. Both Korea and Japan sort of look at each other and then America as he rolls into a foetal position on the sticky, beer soaked rug. Unseen in the shadows, China bursts out from Canada's chest - springing forward and stabbing Japan in the kidneys. Making his escape, China runs and merges back into Canada's hidden form to perform the perfect getaway.
>>62063122
just use leaves
you don't stand in line for those right?
>>62062660
>Portugal
Let this one slide
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/XqY4Qc1h5kfAo6yfKs5HSQ/
What drives him to do this?
>>62063163
>http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/XqY4Qc1h5kfAo6yfKs5HSQ/
HOW THE FUCK DID CROATIA POST THAT BEFORE ME I LITERALLY MADE THE PICTURE ON MY PHONE REEEEEEEEEE
>>62062956
Jog on slag munter! Thinking you can get this prime sirloin? think again
>>62062956
>that pic
what.. is it?
>>62063152
never
i wouldn't lose my life like that ffs
>>62063134
i'd touch your prostate
>>62063242
Two sentient caterpillars psychically controlling the body of a young anglo girl.
UK - ket
>>62063318
t. dero
This would happen
/cum/ meetup when
>>62064788
never
>>62062446
would have drunked
>>62063065
The Serb will remove them.
>>62062956
nice eyebrows
>>62062446
We would bring our pasión.
>>62063138
Then Australian boomerangs Canada, slitting his throat
>>62062446
Last time I was on a /int/ meetup my /int/-"friends" let me try coke and then tried to get me to drink myself to death.
>>62062956
Well hello there.
*unzips*
Immigrants.
>>62062446
Some cunt named Bazza would be trying to start shit, probably with a frog or a seppo, and after a few more drinks he decides to randomly king hit some pajeet in the back of the head.
anime
America brings guns
The australian would be a fat manlet overcompensating by picking on people and talking in a high pitched squeaky voice.
>>62066434
The new zealander would be a fat muh tribe islander covered in tattoos wearing those maori sunglasses the whole time
>>62062460
Are you all really such antisocial nerds? I'm not autistic and often talk to people on parties. Alcohol makes it easier. I'm sure I could get a long with some /int/ernational friends, we even had sverigetråden meetups.
Still a tfwnogf virgin though.
>>62066606
Yes
I hate gatherings
>>62066434
kek
>>62062446
> /int/ house party
I was thinking about the party van, but this isn't /pol/.
>>62066606
I'm pretty much normie as fuck tbqh, I just love shit posting.
>>62062446
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Thats what the Netherlands do, you would bring SJW and ruin the fun for everyone.
>What would each country bring?
>flag
>beer
>>62064722
>we all watched 2 guys kick a hacky sack
My fucking sides
>>62066606
I'd probably get too drunk for my own good but still get along with everyone and have a great time.
>>62064722
Tatar, it's perfect for drinking
>>62064722
It wouldn't, few shots and the party starts.
>>62066852
I 100% guarantee you that an /int/ meetup would mostly consist of "oh no I don't drink" types.
>>62064722
Kek
>>62066874
Do people really buy into the "drinking is for degenerates" thing? I thought it was a bad meme.
Instead of getting drunk everyone would be better off and have a much better time taking a mdma pill, 5 euro and you have a pill enough for one night. Or any other decent drug really
>germany
>tetrapack wine and vegetables from dumpster diving
>>62066874
Afraid little cunts, that don't want to do "stupid shit".
You, me and that one Aussie could have a blast though.
>>62066874
there does seem to be a fair amount of those pansies around, but I reckon they're also likely to be anime loving shut-ins.
It would be a crazy party with all the /int/ alphas having mad good time and fucking all the /int/ bitches (that one ugly russian girl)
>>62067215
but I'm a poofta alpha
I'd hope there would be some willing boipuss for me to banter.
>>62067215
>>62067247
>>62067262
I was just about to say that the only normies in here are fags, kek.
Also tfw no australian bf
>>62067262
fite me irl cunt
>>62067304
tfw no french etc
>>62067247
Pooland will let you use his poohole im fairly sure.
>>62062544
>>62062556
>>62062576
>>62062584
>>62062604
""Choice"" bance, boys
>>62066874
Nah fuck those cunts. They can sit in a corner while the fun countries get shitfaced and administer therapeutic levels of banter.
> t. High functioning Australian
I would bring some hash and get everyone around to play "sea run".
>>62067376
Will you bring fosters?
>>62067467
NO
>>62067405
what's sea run? Also better fire up those cranes.
>>62067247
>tfw no dom aussie bf
>>62067467
Oh god no. We only feed that battery acid to the Brits.
Goon bags and real aussie beer for the boys!
>>62067509
Its when everyone gets wasted as hell, line up and run towards the wall, stopping exactly when someone shouts "stop".
>>62062676
Yes, Russia ok
>>62067564
Holy shit that sounds funny as fuck.
>>62067509
What do you bring then?
I'll bring 24 of those and call you a little girl if the taste is too much for you.
>>62067587
It is. Tho there is always some faggots that falls exactly under your feet.
Real beer.
>>62062446
ex-yu, poland, russia would drink and speak to themselves in their native language
rest would sit like insecure faggots and leave early.
>>62067617
Based Belgium.
>>62067564
I like it
>>62067608
Not him, but imo Australians excel in making ales. Hop Hog IPA and Stone & Wood's Pacific Ale are patrician tier.
>>62067608
That beer is weird as shit.
>>62067711
Good lad.
Also, we can play "last one standing" if there will be a girl there.
>partying with autistic no life otakus who enjoy seeing others dicks on the internet
never a good idea
>>62067726
Haven't had much Aussi beer sadly, anglo beer is always expensive here.
>>62067730
It's very unusal yes, but I love it, the smokey taste is quite original. In fact I'll be getting 2 of those soon.
>>62067809
Fair enough. And don't worry, our decent breweries don't really export anyway.
If you get the chance though definitely shoot for Australian ales though - I feel like Germans simply can't do better than what they already have in terms of lager.
>>62067914
If this thread is up still up in 2 hours, I'll try to get my hands on one and report my experience.
>arrive at the party, no one noticed you come in
>try to make a joke to hint that you've arrived
>no one laughs, everyone just stares
>see Russia chatting in the crowd
>oh jesus, not him
>seems to be pointing at you, says something that makes everyone roar with laughter
>go to the kitchen
>sit there in silence for 15 minutes until a kissing couple comes in and you feel obligated to leave
>run into a country you haven't spoken to in like 8 years on the way back
>''Heyyyyy, you're uhh.....''
>um, estonia.
>''Yeah yeah! Estonia! How are you doing, man?''
>fine i guess
>''Cool, cool!..... haha....''
>they pretend they have to go somewhere with some shitty apology
>go grab an empty cup and spend the rest of the night just walking around the house so people don't think you've sitting there alone like an autist
>god I wish Finland was here
>>62062446
I'm saving this party guys
PIZZA FOR EVERYONE
>>62068020
Good post, brother. I'm here with you
>UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa bantering USA irl till he cries and runs away
>>62067987
Little Creatures, James Squire, Feral, Mountain Goat, White Rabbit are all good brands. You're probably more likely to find Coopers though, which are ok-ish but strongly determined by individual taste.
I apologise in advance if they're not to you liking though.
>>62068053
fuck yes
would actually be amazing
>>62062622
old meme, but it checks out
I'll bring my two bulls, Jamal & Mdongo.
>>62062446
I CAME WITH THE BOMBS
>>62068020
Bravo Estonia!
I'd bring some booze and my ugly ass face
>>62067195
I'm an anime loving shut-in and I drink and smoke, I'll have you know.
>>62068020
I'll be there, we can be quiet and depressed together until we get shitface drunk.
>>62068020
9.8/10
>>62066606
Same, I'm normie as hell.
I'm still a virgin though, but I have an excuse (I'ma disgusting homo)
I guess the naziboos are the more antisocial.
>>62067247
Wanna make out after getting drunk and beating the crap out of some French guy?
>>62068730
good, at least you're not all bad
>>62069151
needs more 'the fact of the matter is, ladies and gentlemen'
>>62062446
I've got you all covered.
>>62069830
oh god I can see this making me sick
>>62069865
Šnops is good for you. We call it medicine for a reason.
I'd bring a beer as cold and refreshing as the Rocky Mountains themselves.
>>62062956
fuck off hog
I'll bring some serious food (possibly homemade)
>>62070437
and some serious beer too, not that piss water that some fag brought
cyanide
>>62068121
No australian beer, only some UK """craft beer""".
Maybe I'll find some in the future.
>>62069830
>snops
>>62068674
i'll bust a load on that uggo face desu
>>62070576
m-moar
kielbasa
>>62070576
gosh
i wanna be on the bottom >.>
Americans would bring shotguns.
>>62070931
wew
i wish he'd clean more desu
I will be watching from far distance alone
>>62062446
We'd bring loads of Fosters and Carling, get smashed then proceed to throw the chairs at every non Brit intill Russia beat us up.
>>62070963
>>62070963
Guess I'll be bringing the lube
I'd totally bring dead arabs in a bag.
>>62070980
might come and flirt with you when drunk ngl
Probably have to stop Denmark and Sweden drunk-fighting again....
>>62064722
ess no even luso meeting was that autistic.
>>62071025
Moar like you'd bring your Girlfriends Boyfriend "Jarome".
>>62062956
m-moikka pitää mennä
>>62071101
>you will never get this when master comes home from work
feels bad mang
>>62068020
I feel you bro
>>62070772
What does that mean in Swedish again, whore or something?
It's šnops though, not snops.
we'll bring the swagapinos
>>62062446
we clean the place after the party
Jesus Christ I would get so fucked up
Probably play wizard sticks with the UK lads then bully the Polish kids
>>62062446
pot still whiskey, ceol agus craic
> be Colombian
> everyone automatically assumes I brought coke
>>62072163
have you brought it tho?
>>62071892
Blackout, barely able yo stand
Worst I've done at a party? I don't know, I wasn't aware of what I was doing. Probably flipping beerpong tables, slurping the spilled beer off the ground then going upstairs to fuck a 3/10
Brazil
I'd probably stay outside with other BRs talking about stuff from our country. If someone else from another country shows up we'll just say hi and then we'd get back into our conversation.
>>62071190
>>62071262
Hi there :D
Bricks of Hash
>>62065823
Underrated
>>62072695
good lad
now, if we could have some molly too it would be perfect
>>62072695
how easy is it to obtain drugs in there
>>62062446
Bit rude.
>>62072470
I had these 4 Brazilians in my class and they were together ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Send better expats
>>62072896
We're like this desu.
When we see other BRs we stick around together and quickly become best friends. We don't like eople who aren't part of our circlejerk. Hence why we don't know shit about our neighbors.
we would bring cola and cheap wine and make bambus for everyone
>>62073042
>mixing coke and wine
That's a disgusting amount of sugar. Just drink beer or vodka water like normal people
>>62073130
but its good
and cheap
>>62062446
Time to do American things with non American things.
>>62073238
The hangovers would be lethal
>>62073373
not really it hits while youre still drunk so its good
>>62073429
I don't think you understand how hangovers work
>>62062446
I'd imagine it would be like travelling.
People would mingle pretty well I think, despite not knowing each other.
I'd bring cheap wine
>>62073466
had my fair share
bambus is nothing special in terms of hangover
>>62068020
Estonia, I've heard about you nephew metsatöll. Say what, if you wanne be my wingman with Eire, I'll make it back to you when you try to hit on finland.
Have you ever been to a REAL HOUSE PARTY EVER?
Nigger my kitchen party gets 12 people crowding my house tapping feet and drinking scotch ANY time. Sooner or later someone starts a fucking pyre in the backyard and EVERYONE moves outside in the middle of the night and sets up chairs. you have the fiddler and shit you got that one guy with the spoons doing jigs. You got that guy who brought pure red lobster for cookin and eating later. You got a festival of laughs and drinks with the guy who brought a 16 pack of Blue Moon. You got that one guy with the RV and his wife that leaves it there on purpose for puckered drinkers in the night. Oh man. You fuckers don't know parties until you've had a kitchen party.
>>62073551
nope
invite us fucker
I'd be the creepy guy in the corner who doesn't speak a word
>>62073737
I seriously doubt you're gonna come from your own country for a party.
Shitty idea.
>>62070476
Peroni is fucking piss beer amici, pleb taste
>>62073551
sounds like shit desu, the kinda of party I went to when I was 12.
Try harder, faggot.
>>62073906
I hardly think a fuckin gangbanger party in your country is better than a kitchen party. Enjoy the bugs in your beer and shit in the water.
>>62073841
That shit is the cheapest beer on the shelf here
>>62073764
you dont know me
>>62072838
As easy as buying a loaf of bread in the UK and about the same price
>>62074011
Exactly, peroni is seriously fucking shitty. Always see hobos with them 66cls sitting on the sidewalk
>>62074023
Good point. Neither do you know me though, So if I find you waiting at my front door you're getting the door slammed in your face.
>>62073343
>mass shooting
>>62074081
>I can be evil too >:(
>>62074250
>Frogposting
>>62074250
Woah.
Chill.
>>62062446
USA would be the bully.
UK, italy and France circlejerking about intellectual things
Poland and Finland would be already drunk as hell and fighting with russia together.
Germans would be panicking because people have too much fun and he's the chaperon
Netherlands and Canada would be high as fuck.
Spain would be the fonzy cool guy.
Israel would be the guy everybody likes because he's loaded.
Turkey would be the guy trying hard to get into western countries inner circle.
Japan, Korea would be the nerds.
South americans would get jiggy with it on the dance floor.
Sweden would be the only girl of the party, playing the bottle game.
>>62074498
More like the USA would shoot everyone at 4AM because they were violating his CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS to a good night's sleep.
>>62074498
>tfw move between Canada and the Netherlands regularly but hate weed
>>62074011
no it isn't retard
>>62068053
Based Italy
>>62064722
christ almighty
>>62062676
Ayy.
Me and Argentina would be manning the BBQ out in the backyard (while hitting on some cute French birds), and have New Zealand refreshing our beer supply every 30 minutes or so from the fridge inside
>>62076550
The bantz over how to properly do an asado would be too strong.
>>62062676
Иди нa хyй жoпник.
We could do shots out of Easter eggs
Paprika xddddddddxdxdxdxdddd
>>62073535
Us and Eire are our respective wingman? Sounds chill as fuck.
>>62064722
A perfect night.
Can I just bring myself?
>>62080226
R A R E
A
R
E
>>62073343
That cig looks boss
That liquor looks boss
That gun looks alright.
>>62062446
Socialism
>>62063122
>>62063134
Ay yo, I'll trade blowjobs for deodorant
>>62062446
I bring the prostitutes...
>>62082517
Kek, I can pickup few of your ladies, I know where they usually wait.
>>62082615
Everything for a good party, my friend...
>>62082743
That's right, cheers
>>62062446
bitterballen
>>62066874
more for me then
although once I get drunk I'd go into failing philosophy 101 student mode and get thrown out
>it's a Mexican brings ridiculously over the top fireworks episode
>>62064722
Yea pretty much
Or the /brit/ meetup
soggy biscuits
>>62082868
>>62063122
Aldo, relax, venga para los estadunidenses
>>62072886
If only arab dick was uncut
>>62063122
CHUPARÍA TU POLLA PARA YERBA
BUT SERIOUSLY who wants to invade slither.io?
>>62063122
fucking keeek
>>62062446
FUCK YOU CANADA THAT'S OUR THING, BRING MAPLE SYRUP BEER OR SOMETHING
>>62062446
I have no idea what I would do or what my cunt would bring.
>>62085822
ladyboys, obviously.
>>62085822
your food, please
>>62080226
been looking for you, now where are the Seychelles :D:DD
>>62066606
>I'm not autistic
Then fuck off please
