kpoop edition
japanese cartoons are 4chan culture
>>62056066
>page 4
can't wait for janny to hear about this
northern irish protestants and catholics are the exact same people
stop acting like there's a difference
*notices the lack of kpop posting*
sooo glad i doxxed that cunt
[spoiler] matt Ludford [/spoiler]
Soviet Union
>>62056004
Nah, there is a much larger psychological side to it. One of the biggest is that I need the attention and validation from women to feel good about myself.
It is becoming quite controlling and if I'm not trying to shag every girl I come into contact with I'm spending all my money on escorts.
I've also had problems with drugs and other addictions in the past aswell.
Danes are just uglier swedes
>>62056113
ah yes DENMARK i'll listen to you about my own country
Rather enjoy the album "Starsailor" lads, the eponymous song is definitely the weirdest song on it
>>62056128
How did you doxx him?
>>62056163
This is generally true 2bh
There's barely any meaningful difference between you and the yanks as well
>>62056163
canadians are fags
>>>/int/>>62056126
>apart from britain can you name an island with 2 countries
New guinea
Timor
Borneo
Cyprus
Gibraltar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_divided_islands
>>62056195
fuck off spic
4 extra flags hahahaha
>>62056199
All shitholes. You see the pattern?
small carb refeed day, will have roughly 70-100 grams of carbs tonight lads. its quite pleasurable haha
>>62056190
We're thinner and not krauts
>>62056199
>Gibraltar
KEK
chicken
>>62056066
So which country brits will decide to hit with nukes first considering all those changed with boris, theresa and other lunatics?
>>62056251
you're frogs, thats way worse
>>62056234
>Sint martin is a shit hole
not to mention the shared nordic and north american islands, fucking retard
>>62056251
exactly
no meaningful difference
>>62056234
Give me one reason for reunification other than ""m-muh rightful clay"" (american indian and south african black tier argument) and I will take you seriously
All the good things are asleep in the human world. It's made more room for the dark to walk around. My heart is sick, and I didn't make it out. Speak to all my friends whose names I don't remember now. You're gonna lose a lot, but you'll get used to it somehow.
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
>girlfriend says she wants to try DP with me and a friend
>do it
>she's no longer satisfied when it's just me
Should I just kill myself?
>>62056310
French people are more attractive
>>62056163
knew a danish kid at school that followed me and my m8s around for a couple of years because he was desperate for friends
he was so ugly that we called him Nosferatu because he had horrible posture, scary teeth, stood with his arms lifted in a dinosaur-like fashion... looked a lot like nosferatu and the nickname stuck. we called him Nos for short though. ugly bastard.
>>62056350
>tfw smaller than you but trained in brazilian dick-biting
i'd just bite your dick off 2bh
What is your most obscure fetish, /brit/?
I masturbate to the Japanese flag when Japanese person posts on /pol/ or /int/. I get hard when they post
>>62056350
Ok big man, pipe down
>>62056360
topcuck familia
>>62056339
>he thinks we want them back THIS BADLY
>Sinn Fein the people who want reunification haven't been elected in 100 years
FUCKING KEK
We're just laughing at how shit it is.
>>62056410
I know I shouldn't reply but I actually do the same
>>62056410
have you been here for 2 weeks or more?
>>62056410
How pathetic is your life? I bet you're from Slough
>>62056339
>>62056339
The North would see much stronger representation in a united Ireland. Belfast would act as a significant counterweight to Dublin, leading to a much more balanced economic distribution all around the island. The North could actually see itself devoloped rather than suckling from the Westminster teat.
>>62056441
why shouldn't you reply?
>>62056313
73% African maybe we'll send you unionists ovdf there are how you like it
>>62056339
Its our clay fuck off back to Britain you fucking squatters, literal African tier stealing our land
>>62056339
norn shiteland is an illegitimate statelet which was formed from ignoring the greater part of democratic will of the irish people, which was at the time one jurisdiction
its also a failed state, hilariously so
>>62056360
fuck that just dump her if you're not comfortable sharing her with Rashad
>>62056410
Conjoinmet is hard to find a lot of quality stuff for, same with rearranged body parts and body part swaps
Guro absorption and asymmetrical TF are nearly impossible
hahaha
>>62056367
That's horrible, Us school culture destroys people, just look at your boys Eric and dylan
>>62056461
You know very well, sunshine.
>>62056455
I drove through Slough once, didn't seem extremely bad, just seemed a standard shithole
>>62056421
Thank fuck, really don't want to reunite lad
As i've said before I feel nothing but compassion for lads from Ardoyne and Falls road but the republic is a different country in my eyes, the people are entirely different
Been to Dublin 4 times and each time have been sickened with the ammount of wogs and burka wearing women 2bh
your tayto isnt as good either
so-called Ranch Dressing
>>62056410
same
Consider myself an honourary Irishman despite being a Muslim of North African descent.
We'll get there in the end lads. Don't worry.
>>62056489
I hear it's the hole that shitholes shit in lad
>English don't like Northern Irish Protestants
>Scottish don't like Northern Irish Protestants
>Welsh don't like Northern Irish Protestants
>Irish don't like Northern Irish Protestants
NOBODY LIKES YOU FUCKS
THE BRITISH DON'T LIKE YOU
Listening to the Beach Boys
dumb pirate frogposter
rashad mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ywr96o8IrI
F
What Uni should I go to if I want to become a call center manager? Btw I post k-pop
Also what car would you suggest I drive?
>>62056249
you should not be low carbing in the first place
>>62056488
I don't
:c
>>62056485
all boys give people nicknames, its fun
you're telling me you've never been in a group of friends that dishes out mean nicknames?
Got a belt of a golf ball while playing pitch and putt tonight lads
>>62056534
Did they elect you spokesperson of the home nations? kekking
>>62056534
A lad with sense.
>>62056546
Foy
>>62056568
It's pasta, right?
>>62056546
Georgetown lad do economics, drive an IROC or a 2003 vw polo
I managed a call center once
All that power, all those wogs under my thumb
throat/airway has been tight for a week
>>62056534
>English
>Giving a fuck what kind of Christian you are
Top fucking kek
>>62056536
Underated post
>>62056528
that'd be my arse desu
>>62056539
fantastic album lad good taste. F
>>62056515
how ironic
>i-i hate ethnic minorities
>ah yes, in this case, clinging out the arsehole of the uk is certainly the desirable option
the cognitive dissonance with you lot christ
>>62056573
Not at all lad, but I went to a private school, can't speak for peasant schools
>>62056600
yeah
the irish are one of our best allies 4 g0d
*slides my thick sweaty dick inside*
That should help lado
a post earlier got me thinking
i do wonder what a willy would taste like if i grilled it and put it between some bread like a hot dog
>>62056636
no wonder you've ended up here
>>62056546
just be a black guy and pretend to be over professional and that should get you in
at least thats how it is here. (call centers are 95% to 99% black people in my area)
have you ever worked in one where you live?
>>62056643
I'm cutting back on carbs
>>62056636
fuck off billionaire
seriously though you missed out
~62056657
you didn't even give me a (You)
>13 days of picking out store fronts
FUCK YOU Matt Ludford
this is your fault
Woke up with a dead moth in front of me lads my breath was probably fuckin honkin lmao
una vela...
billionaires bring jobs
>tyrone is an irish name, tainted by niggers
>baltimore is an irish city, tainted by niggers
wish yanks could've left you lads alone
>>62056586
>>62056603
You lads clearly missed the doxxing of a kpop spammer this morning
I'll get banned soon but he posted a resume he was critiquing but left his folder with his name in it.
He's a call center manager that went to Birmingham City Uni
>>62056687
Howlin
>>62056631
>i hate ethnic minorities
never said that
i'm not prejudiced against anyone except for travelers who are subhuman
>>62056667
Nah lad I'm poor as shit, we didn't pay a thing, got on some scholarship for being a child autist genius and got it all paid by some black banker
>>62056708
Was asleep ta Hun that's quite funny Xx
>>62056708
top boy
degenerates exposed
>>62056708
Haha Birmingham city uni is the trash one
can't believe how /brit/ has got to the point where i'm the only sensible, intelligent person left
>>62056705
Saw a runt arrogant student unironically wearing a check your white privilege the other day
Should have smacked the cunt around, Irish were more oppressed than the blacks.
me in the pic
going to pop to asda for a bbq and some tampons for me mum
>>62056746
Why are there so many Asians lads?
Imagine if there were like a billion Anglos worldwide
>>62056759
haha me too
I herd u liek mudkips
>>62056759
haha me too
mmm nice ass
>>62056730
clever clogs
what happened after? you a rich clever cunt now?
>>62056708
Never would have connected the dots between the call centre manager and the kpop spammer, really makes you think...
>>62056810
eh heh
heh heh heh heh meme
hmmmmm, yes, quite
When you look at all of the world's worst problems, there's only one common feature that unites all of them: the white race.
any north west lads here? Mancs? Scousers? Wiganers? Wools?
Anyone have the picture that led to the doxxing? Please blank out his name to appease janny. The picture was hilarious, literally one screen of him doing work, the other of him watching kpop
>>62056775
good reference
Hi Timothy James Byrne here
*erects wall to separate /brit/ from Mexicans*
>>62056794
why the fuck are you talking to me? stupid fucking runt
>>62056848
The master race
>>62056830
is this sarcasm
can't tell :3
>>62056826
still in uni lad, grinding it out, things are decent though
>>62056848
>When you look at all of the world's worst problems, there's only one common feature that unites all of them: the white race.
Yes, the fact that we let these problems happen
>>62056854
wool reporting in, what about you?
*FOY*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYik16XMdJg
really makes you think
White people NEED to die
>>62056907
scouser der kidder, know anywhere where you can buy some jarg webs?
is pokemon go fun? i might give it a download since all of these normies seem to be enjoying themselves with it
the videos make it look incredibly boring though 2bh, the novelty would run off fast..
>>62056708
is he the same fag who was bragging about firing people
>>62056759
haha me too
>>62056925
this.
Laughing at how Ulster Scots have whipped Ireland for 400 years no matter how hard paddys try to stop it
>>62056619
thats not why they hate you
>>62056932
it's boring but the fun comes with doing it with other people
or so i've been told
never had the courage to talk to anyone haha
>>62056889
what you learning about la
>>62056930
JD
whats your favorite mineral water lads
why doesn't ad blocker detect these?
>>62056959
thank you ;)
>>62056933
Yeah same lad. Also the lad that drives a TT.
>>62056980
You've spelt favourite wrong haha howlin
>>62056959
You repeatedly got BTFO by the Irish and only had some victory when the English army came to save you runts but not before we burned a few of you on the stake and diversified yohr gene pool with superior Gael genes
>>62056978
Law la
farts are smelling like tesco value burgers lads
Mum and Dad are going to Mecca later this year. Tried to talk them out of it what with all the violence going on but they weren't having any of it.
Not sure why I'm saying this here but the protestants vs. catholics maybe jogged my mind.
>>62056983
click on the microwave cheat one and link it here lad
i really want to see that one now
Better Call Saul has got to be one of the worst things I've watched in my life
i love serbia.......
>>62057063
its not great
>>62057049
Can't resist a bit of food eh?
>>62057030
have you been eating tesco value burgers or do your farts just sort of smell like them for whatever odd reason?
Any updates on Latt Mudford?
>>62057026
>diversified my gene pool
>prods all have blue eyes and brown/blonde hair
>fenians have black hair and brown/green eyes
really makes u think
downloaded "look like a bellend in public simulator" today
>>62057028
oo sweet
is law a meme shitter subject or can you actually make good money off it? i always thought it'd probably be saturated
>>62057063
>>62057078
never rated Breaking Bad
haven't seen Better Call Saul
can't even lie down and turn my head because it feels like my airway is being crushed
business idea: take a large amount of acid and go to mecca
would be fascinating watching those lunatics running around doing crazy lunatics
i wonder what i'd think of it.
>>62057091
lmao what are you on about lad
>>62057091
>tfw big curly Irish hair
>>62057106
it is shit unless you go to a top uni then it's good
what's his fucking problem???
not even messing lads, GoT is overrated normie shit, it relies on shock value and violence to keep the viewers attention. Yeah there's deep lore and shit but most viewers are oblivious to it.
Got nothing on Sopranos or the wire
>>62057131
lack of shame
just gabagool my shit up lmaoooooooooo
ive trained myself into thinking kissing is disgusting
>>62057114
what's wrong
>>62057136
this is standard opinion lad
Wish one of you boys had your lips wrapped around my cock right now x
wow haha
Gonna have a threesome with these 2 escorts near me when I get paid.
>>62057136
The "lore" is pretty barebones and the world itself isn't that interesting
>>62057105
dont care
>>62057081
not for 5 days
>>62057131
>that gyno
jesus
>>62057121
He has blue eyes and brown hair though?
I wish we could just be friends but from browsing leddit /r/ireland its clear republican of ireland wants any prod lynched desu
Just accept the only thing a united ireland will change is the currency we use baka
Do you really believe United Ireland will stop orange marches and bonfires? It will just allow unionists to host them all over Ireland
>>62057106
It is somewhat saturated lad but at the end of the day, even if you've got no connections and you're lazy as, you can still go work for 45k a year at some small solicitor firm in Manchester or Birmingham. If you go the barrister route its a proper grind but you can be on 100k+ at the age of 27-28.
>>62057162
but that's GAY????
omfg
>>62057162
this but reversed
>>62057131
non existent test
>>62057193
Who the fuck are you calling a gypo?
there's a lot of posters here for 1:00am on a thursday
>2016
>still visiting reddit
why
>>62057227
all me
>>62057131
imagine what his room must smell like
>>62057162
what about us girls?
>>62057227
they're literally all me lad
>>62057164
haha me too
>>62057227
your posts are too riveting for me to tear my eyes away
Posting through a proxy
I am the celebrity known as ulster
>>62057214
x now right cock my around wrapped lips your had boys you of one Wish?
>>62057264
damn right
>>62057169
pics
>>62057130
>>62057201
these are both interesting posts that have made me think
cheers lads
>>62057269
right damn
t. nova scotian
/brit/ has been utter shit since the school holidays started
Back to red.dit with the lot of you
>>62057254
your mom has a nice ass
>>62057262
trip up
This general shouldn't be allowed to be honest. It's nothing but shitposting with nothing on topic related to /int/.
Don't get me wrong, I too shitpost but I'm saying this as a neutral observer.
>>62057262
Do a funny vocaroo to prove it
>>62056136
Is that him?
>>62057293
nmad thgir
araca
>>62057256
hmmmm not sure whether to put this in my "mean replies" folder or "nice replies" folder
>>62057310
ive been on school holiday for like 4 years lad
>>62057310
>tfw literally a summerfag
Not leaving either haha
>>62057326
trips are scum desu
extra flags doesnt work on proxy baka
>>62057318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dHlKCbRdzX
>>62057356
me too, i started posting here since summer ahahaha
>>62057324
this is how we choose to speak the english language here
when other generals pop up speaking their own languages i can only assume that they're shitposting about similar things
>>62057324
Every general shouldn't exist
But I'd miss them
>>62057324
I try to talk about football (British culture) but no one likes me
>>62057393
of course no-one likes you, you aren't posting cats
>>62057373
Good lad ;)
>>62057393
who you support la
>>62057279
only ones I have of them they are both naked. Pretty girls with HUGE tits. Bit of meat on them but they're chubby, not fat. I don't fuck fatties.
And they're both English which is nice as I'm sick of shagging Romanians and Polish who don't understand English.
AJASJKAS
>>62057414
this general has improved since i arrived here
>>62057393
have you tried posting in /trans/ on /sp/?
it's basically this general but with football as a theme
hey, did you chaps watch the program about the people in the house
heh, they sure did that thing eh?
>>62057393
ill talk to you about football, the majority of /brit/ posters seem to hate sports. these fags are probably former /v/ or /hm/ posters
the only reason i found /brit/ was through the /sp/ exodus a couple of years back like all the other alpha males
>>62057413
I'm not the CaliCatLad
>>62057419
Arsenal
Don't be sad
I hope you find the feet of a dancer,
I hope you can sing in the rain,
I hope you find all the easy answers to your pain;
It won't be easy, what can I say,
There will be trouble along the way;
'Round every corner there's terror and fear,
Always remember that we're here.
I hope you find the feet of a dancer,
I hope you can sing in the rain,
I hope you find all the easy answers to your pain;
I hope you find love and affection,
I hope you find someone who cares;
I hope you find all the right directions everywhere,
Everywhere.
>>62057441
I do enjoy your posts lad
>>62057456
I know, that's why (Craig) Noone likes you
>>62057462
if your old man is a shoe maker....throw him the can
>>62057475
thanks..../brit/ used to a boring circlejerk
>>62057456
>Arsenal
dropped
>a girl i met in another town is in my town for 10 days
>only called me today to ask for help for carrying some furniture
i rejected her by saying i have a date. did i do welll?
>>62057456
>Arsenal
Walking stereotype
>>62057497
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh a fucking roach
>>62057497
why would you even do that?
>>62057497
Cockroach
solar power is a meme
i remember when i was a summerfag many years ago. didn't post for about 2 years, was too nervous. some of you cunts should do the same
>>62057456
the fing about arsenal is that they always try to walk it in
did they ever find that arsenal fan from arsenal tv who went missing? clyde or whatever
>>62057361
namefag then
>>62057443
I've checked it out but I don't know who most players are that aren't in the PL
>>62057450
Are you catching any preseason games in the States?
>>62057497
pics?
was she cute?
do you have feelings for her?
>>62057518
>british thread
>a mexicon bullies you
know your place. our empires were ruling europe when you sucked dick.
>>62057521
she is selfish?
>>62057523
rude.
>>62057563
here you have a pic
What are you going to name your child?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10739997/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10739997/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10739997/
WE WUZ SULTANS
>>62057563
>cute
yes
>feelings
no
put baygon on this motherfucker >>62057572
>>62057583
Gary
>>62057518
The kid from the Animorphs cockroach was Mexican
JUAN BTFO
>>62057583
depends on what my wife and the child's father want
review David Cameron's leadership in 4 words
>>62057546
Yea they found him, dunno if he just wandered off or what but the poepoe said he was fine
>>62057631
shit and libyan disaster
>>62057583
Guthrie and Tarquin for boys
Emeline and Demeter for girls
>>62057583
tim kevin
why did the mexician give up his gimmick of never replying to posts
>>62057497
Sounds aiite. Not like you were going to get anything out of it. Especially if you weren't into her.
>>62057631
i can do it in two
pig fucker
