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Marina
>>62055200
Third for Asian feet.
>>62055200
Why do Bernie supporters looks so ugly?
>tfw no gf
Why doesn't the janitor appreciate this fine meme?
>>62055264
I'll be your gf.
>>62055200
JUST
>>62055282
Maybe he vapes?
>>62055259
good question
we just dont know
>>62055306
DONATE
>>62055291
R u a grill?
>>62055356
Hey bub, that's my gf you're talking to
best /cum/ girl
Reminder that they can be defeated
>>62055440
Looks like gene wilder from young frankenstein
>>62055456
and worst /cum/ girl
>>62055456
Why does she wear such ugly skirts/shorts?
I wanna see dat booty
>yfw all the money went to hillary
>>62055574
Yuck
>>62055524
wtf wrong picture lol
>>62055547
>tyronea300
>>62055631
She's gonna get skin cancer dressing like that, wtf?
>>62055440
>a man i invest time and money on
>and money
>a man i invest money on
I don't understand why people get shitty tattoos? Is it because they're retarded?
>30 posts
>only 1 canadian poster
where did they go?
>>62055815
Yes
night, ladboys
should i make something similar to this for /cum/ tomorrow?
>>62055815
yes
JUST
>>62055815
I don't get why so many people propagate that fucking stupid "tattoos are accepted now, employers don't even care about tattoos anymore!" meme. Despite what annoying obnoxious tattoo advocates claim, the overwhelming majority of people never get any tattoos. And in any respected field, a tattoo is never something you should display at a job interview. I myself would never hire someone who's unable to hide a tattoo in any professional setting.
>>62055889
>muh revolution
JUST
>>62055333
At least theyre out having fun. People in this vietnamese cartoons forum are just as patethic
>>62055950
I would if they're exceptionally skilled. It's a red flag for poor judgement though.
>>62055574
>>/cum/ girl
>a*zu
dumb roachposter
Unless you're in a gang, why would you even get a tattoo, like in general
>>62055950
hahaha go eat ur branflakes grandpa it's 2016 hahahahah
>>62056012
Accusing white men of being racist for being born is your idea of fun?
>>62056023
If you are retarded
>>62056023
>he isn't in a gang
Literally lmaoing @ your life
>>62056048
You know what I meant, are you a whiny bitch all the time?
>>62056080
apparently you are
>>62056080
I really don't know what you mean. Is donating 27 dollars and begging everyone to match what you mean?
>>62055815
My friend's cousin got a tattoo that says "Life's too short for fucks sake".
Spoiler: She's Australian.
>>62056012
What if I'm having fun inside not surrounded by rainbow haired spudpeople
>>62056048
No wonder the janny wants to ban it.
>>62055574
Anzu is wonderful.
Minorities BTFO'd
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220120/White-people-likely-gay-Huge-study-reveals-highest-proportion-homosexual-people-African-American-community.html
howdy mates. i think of visiting Mexico City. comfiest places?
>>62056132
Going out with friends, doing something they like or pretend to
>>62056211
Acapulco is pretty nice
>>62056245
We tend to play poker and drink beer in my clique.
got rejected lads
>>62056202
>Minorities
Blacks**
>>62056294
Millions of bitches in the sea. Go one and move on.
>>62056294
At least you know.
>>62056282
Thats good too, certainly something an American would do
what's up /pokemongo general/
how many did you catch today
>>62056353
fuck off already
>>62056353
hello please go back to >>>/vp/ and never >>>/cum/ back
>>62056294
Literally this>>62056322
It's ok though man, we are here to ease the pain
What's the best way to get pussy at conventions?
>>62056463
What kind of conventions?
/qa/ should be removed, to be not dishonest.
>>62056463
Go to a gym instead
>>62056023
You might be a sailor. Sailors are supposed to have tattoos.
>>62056463
Go to the fabled after-party orgies where the beta orbiters are told by their ham planets not to go to.
>>62056513
nah its good for laughs and containing at least a % of the endless whining about stupid bullshit
What does "love 4 genres most" mean?
Does it mean he loves only 4 genres or does it means he loves more than 4 genres?
>>62056252
it was not in DF i last checked fucker.
>>62056294
no sadness. you can always try for a better girl. feel happy because even a guy in Turkey likes you and wish you for happiness.
>local tobacco shop
>even his cheapest product is philles
loll
>>62056628
he means there are 4 particular genres that he loves the most out of them all
>>62056663
Thanks
*vapes attentively*
>>62056740
*takes your vape and shoves it up your peepee hole*
meet me at stanley park ok /cum/-chan
test
>>62056531
Y-You can get qts at a gym? H-How?
>>62056780
Did you pass?
>>62056754
meet me at Wrigley field anyone in chicago
>>62056780
Well done
A+
>>62056754
No, FBI.
>>62056039
CURRENT YEAR
>>62056405
>>62056434
what's it like not having a data plan?
>>62056511
Lawn mower.
someone fist me in my nipple hole
>>62056869
thank you
I studied very hard
Meet me at the tetherball court after school and fite me irl.
Remember to do all of your classes during the summer. I regret not doing it.
>>62056921
I already have done one class this summer and I'm going to do another
>>62056754
i really hope you're a girl
https://twitter.com/kfvsnews/status/752442408944697344
>>62056997
Cool, what was it?
>>62057000
He's not
>>62056754
You gf that girl yet?
>When Canada starts posting
>>62057031
Did a genetics class in Ireland and I'm taking a calculus course at a Uni nearby now
>>62055456
>You will never have a fascist qt gf
You have ten seconds to post comfiest places in these states
>Wisconsin
>Kentucky
>Indiana
>Idaho
>Montana
>South Carolina
>North Carolina
>North Dakota
>>62057057
rude
>>62057024
Not a single one of these retards has any sort of responsibility or they would realize that they could be impeding an emergency situation
>>62057115
>montana
Bitterroot Mountains and the area around Missoula
Wow
So brave
Much #woke
akansas is by far the worst state tbqfhwy
>>62057177
raly mekes yuu tenk
>>62057191
Yep.
>>62057167
>Missoula
perfection.
>>62057115
>all these irrelevant shit holes
>>62057116
i know...
Rate me /cum/??
>>62057245
homo
>>62057177
I bet she got scooted to the side a couple frames later.
>>62057115
>Idaho
Snake River Canyon
>>62057274
You're the reason Trump wants to build a wall.
>>62057245
>nyc brooklyn hipster
flyover : best places
>>62057274
FUCK OOOOOOFF
>>62057294
The next Grand Canyon?
there's a lightning storm outside
recomend me something spooky to watch
>>62057232
My uncle lives in a small cabin up in the mountains 2 hours out from there, another one lives near the base of the hills closer to the town living as a gentleman's farmer
>tfw live in NY
>>62057365
a*ime
>>62057365
Sorcerer, it's spooky but not supernatural
i think gucci mane is aware of /lat/ memes
How do I set my flag with the more flags extension?
Wish Obama,Enrique and Trudeau's regimes ended right now.
They all suck.
>>62057477
>>62057513
what has Enrique done? I'm not familiar with mexican politics.
>>62057513
Watch what you say anon
>>62057544
Wonderful, thank you.
>>62057582
exactly
![[EG]Mobile_Suit_Gundam_Movie_III_(Triple-Audio)_[1D591F9E].mkv_snapshot_02.08.17_[2016.05.11_02.42.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H61Trtq.jpg "[EG]Mobile Suit Gundam Movie III (Triple-Audio) [1D591F9E].mkv snapshot 02.08.17 [2016.05.11 02.42.12]")
>>62057593
What the fug, that is NOT the Duval county flag
>>62057582
Being the laughing stock of everyone.
The guy is literally retarded,but atleast he half as bad as the crazy old leftist man that didnt get elected.
>>62057599
tb h
>>62057513
>Wish Obama
soon.
>>62057635
Go to the flag generals and ask them to change it, they created them in a haste. I made my county and town flag myself and then asked them to add it
>>62057336
No, its much smaller
>>62057668
Looking kinda FAT.
>>62057692
this is kind of fucked up and I think only the black chick realizes it
>>62057815
>>62057692
>When your friends take you a brothel and pick out a chick while you are drunk.
Most of you are probably insufferable in real life
>>62057910
Yep
That's why I don't leave the house or have friends
>>62057910
Only 50% of the time..
ban guns
>qt white twink wants to suck my cannoli
>but his roommate is home so we have to do it parked in a car somewhere
Should I?
>>62057910
People say I am too nice and cute. Maybe I can be a trap.
>>62056048
>why do us white men have to live such hard lives???
>>62058109
record it and post it here
Ban limeys
>>62058109
Yes
>>62058175
If I did you guys would make fun of me for being pudgy
>>62058108
ban niggers
>>62058204
i wouldn't :3
Tfw I will never be a qt blonde female goddess
Haha I'm alright
>>62058272
Ok but he wants to suck it in the parking lot of an adult video place and I want it to be somewhere more private
Guess that's my problem and you cant help though lel
>>62055524
Is Jeff Davis a county or just the only person who lives in that part of Texas?
>>62058340
Benders out
Having sex with no condom is probably in the top 5 things Ive done in my life. It's one for the highlight reel.
Despite rate crimes and other stats, who would you say likes guns the most: blacks or whites?
(or if there is any statistic that you can show me that answers the question it would be most appreciated)
>>62058340
i'd relieve you if i could~
>>62058377
"Bender" is what you call a tranny or a crossdresser.
I'm a homosexual top, you can call me poofter or fag if you want :^)
>>62058403
He wants me to piss on him though, so I know he's desperate for the D
...............................
hey guys im here
Niggers
Shit. Funs over, boys
>>62058546
Nah a bender is any kind of gay person
>>62058648
Alexander the Great was a bender
>>62058546
>homosexual top
can you do this? like call top no matter what.
>>62058683
Yes, because there are plenty of people that are exclusive bottoms.
>>62058683
Yeah, if you tell the guy before any bedroom stuff goes down that you're a top/bottom/switch
At least in my experience
*slaps america in the face*
*runs away*
Which one do you resemble more /cum/?
>>62058736
How tsundere of you
>>62058748
high and low of what
what's the context
>>62058674
So the rumour says
>go to lolcow's /b/ for the first time
>Place is full of women
>Nobody shitposts
>>62058784
>rumour
>A brit and an irish start posting in the same thread
>>62058798
>nobody shitposts
Check again, that entire place is a shitpost. Nobody really b8s though, it's just fighting
>>62058798
Is that the female version of 4chin?
>Nobody shitposts
Why is this allowed
got that tony tiger kush mane
>>62058831
>they start posting when we start talking about sucking dick
Hmmmm
>>62058864
really makes me think
>>62058864
Woah there, what's this 'we' business
>talk to my mom
>she tells me about this guy at her work
>really good with computers just like me
>can type really fast just like me
>any time hes excited for a game she tells me about it and its a game im interested in too
>literally sounds exactly like me in every way
>except he has a job working for the state and I'm a serf janitor
feels bad man
>>62058939
well.... say hello to your new step-dad, i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVI29BnuZbY
>>62059002
I'm old enough that I would be happy for her desu. Hell her getting a 26 year old at her age would be impressive
>>62058939
don't let that asshole fukc your mom
>>62058864
>getting your dick succ
Fixed
>>62059059
why
I did it, buds
I finally like a death grips album
>>62059031
ameri-chan?
>>62058683
i-ill bottom for you anon
>>62059129
Are you hairless down there? It's sort of a dealbreaker
>>62055264
I am working on this rn. You have no excuse anon.
>>62059201
>You have no excuse anon.
lel
>>62059171
nah i'm just well kempt, being too hairy is gross also
>>62059217
>getting a (You) in under a minute
I just discovered that lesbians gotta be the purest thing in the world.
Lesbians literally practice true pure love.
>>62059201
I've been working on it for 10 years, you asshat. Going after one and getting one are 2 different things
>>62059238
Bottoms should be hairless imo
>>62059262
>this meme again
I wish at times i could just go gay so i wouldnt have to deal with women at times.
>>62059251
here, feel the quick (You)
>>62059283
>10 years
Good luck.
>>62059262
it's actually the opposite of pure, impure if you will
>>62055200
I doubt you'll regret a tattoo like that. Being a Bernie voter will be a big mark of the millennial generation, like going to Woodstock was for the Boomers
ok its time to stop the fag shit
only thing allowed are hamburgersexuals
>>62059307
Dont give up!
>>62059284
ideal bottoms are hairless but honestly it's impossible to stay completely shaved without laser hair removal otherwise you get that shitty acne 90% of the time
>>62059350
This
Notice how it was a fucking limey who came in here and started acting like a fagged that caused this
>>62059361
Very true
>>62058843
Smoking? Bong? Pipe? Jernt?
...Vape?
>>62059317
not really
think of it this way
The only thing males think, is basically sex but women don't.
So that leaves us to pure love. Anon, i was a fool.
And i'll never get to experience that.
>>62055862
yeah, these are pretty cool
>>62059353
>20
>Skellington, cant gain weight even if i try
>Shitty facial hair
>Hairline already receding
>Naturally submissive and introverted
Its ogre for me already la.
>>62059461
do steroids dude
>>62059461
better to be a skeltal than to be fat
t. beer belly keeps getting bigger and bigger
>>62059485
This
>>62059461
You can L I T E R A L L Y buy steroids over the counter at a farmacia
>>62059461
just become a narco
>>62059461
Just post your face and we'll judge
in which city on the united states of america is this picture from?
>>62059514
>>62059461
>>62059485
NOBODY WANTS TO GET A SMALL PENIS
>>62059485
>>62059514
Wont steroids fuck me up?
>>62059536
Cant, too much of a pussy to become one.
There is literally nothing wrong with being a skelly
Don't believe the meathead lies
>>62059567
>>62059581
Sterons only shrink your huevos, not your cannoli
Also you can mitigate those side effects with post-cycle therapy, supposedly
>>62059595
250kg is not skelly, fatass
Someone kick out all these mentally ill defects, homeless, blacks, mexicans, jungle gooks, chinks, junkies out of California!!
>>62059560
Compton in Los Angeles California
>>62059619
Who said anything about being 250kg, you stupid kraut
>>62059649
Should´ve not taken it in the first place.
>>62059618
Dont you get acne and other kind of side effects too?
>>62059649
that's what you get for living in cali
move to small town america if you can't stand them
>>62059649
well pack your bags anon :^)
>>62059662
Every american weights at least 250 kg, fatass
>>62057910
My hobbies include reading bounceback messages from SMTP servers.
>>62059690
Again, that's only if you use a large dose and don't do post-cycle therapy
/fraud/ on /fit/ can help you way better than I can
>>62059713
Literally me on the left, down to the clothes, out of shape body, bad posture, shitty eating habits, gf-way-out-of-his-league, and shitty haircut
>>62059738
This real?
>>62059738
He actually did the right thing, tbqh
>>62059738
kek I actually thought it was real for a second
>>62059774
t. stoner
>>62055456
pic unrelated?
Wow, really really makes you think about stuff
You think it's Newt or Pence?
>tfw the only none-fat, none-mexican person in this thread
Feels fucking good, mang. Fucking burgers
>>62059853
Palin for full meme
>>62059853
Pence is less of a dumpster fire so him.
>>62059877
>Wanting full meme
>Not picking Nigel Farage
>>62059853
newt
>>62059872
wow.... fucking rude
>>62059853
>Be christie
>Sell soul to Trump
>Don't get picked as VP
JUST
>>62059853
wish Rand Paul and Kasich weren't so tsundere with him
>>62059738
good on him
>>62059923
Christies dad sent Trumps son in laws dad to jail or something like that and the guys still butthurt about it
>>62059853
oh fug is it happening?
newt would be suicide, probably pence i guess if it was between the two
i could totally imagine someone unexpected though. although i'm still mad about carson refusing
>>62059853
Its funny how you still think that guy still has a chance.
Enjoy Hillary for 8 years you poor bastards.
>>62057223
Really makes you tank.
>>62059993
How is that a bad thing?
>>62059993
gimme your bratwurst, hans
>that one german who posts whatever inflammatory comment he thinks will get him the most (You)s
I feel sad for him, guys. You know hes just lonely
>>62060046
This, pray for him bros
>>62059981
It's not like Trump has a great list to chose from.
At this point its who will be the least of a disaster.
Pence would be that but man is as boring as a brick.
So the runner up Newt
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A
Fuck I'm drunk
>You will never be as happy as Paxton when he got drafted
You ever have a dream where your body is cut in half and both halves go on to live separate, meaningful lives?
>>62060009
>how is having a weak, corrupt SJW-airhead bad?
She´ll make Merkel look like a great leader, fatass
>>62060016
Bratwurst is haram and therefor banned
I wish jebbie bushy was the president
>>62060098
Still not seeing a problem with this.
>>62060096
That because your body weights enough to make at least 2 people, man
>>62060096
Nope, had a dream where I fugged that qt girl I used to like though
We will also have a female president by 2018
>>62060114
Are you a spic?
If yes, enjoy your Estados Unidas, m8 (pls dont send the cartel)
>>62059738
I don't disagree with this.
>>62060121
I'm pretty smexy, hans
>>62060169
yes
>>62060098
>She´ll make Merkel look like a great leader, fatass
I doubt it. Even our democrats are centrist-right compared to yuros.
>only chicanas and asians want your dick
Good for a fucking but not wife material 2bh
>>62060197
Not socially
Democrats are basically the worst of both worlds at this point
>serial killer on the loose in phoenix
wew try not to get shot out there
>>62060207
That's because white women are too busy fucking Enrique and Jamal :^)
>>62055333
Spooky people desu.... Check out these Chads.
>>62060197
Wew lad, you should have watched the democratic debates
>>62060237
what kind of low-tier serial killer uses a gun
>>62060250
Nah, live in an area filled with spics and gooks. Spics are nice for sex because they some have a kinky fetish for white guys but it's one night stand kind of stuff, not gf material
>>62060237
I'm gonna start packing my gun when I go out after dark
>>62060237
>Serial killer
>Shooting rather than using some cartel like method for killing
>>62060280
i know right?
I mean, if you're going to use a gun at least use a sniper rifle or something
>>62060312
Weird, that's my experience with white chicks.
They always want me to piss on them or call them my sister, on top of being loose whoores who hook up with guys through tinder and badoo, but all the girls of my own race that I've dated were from traditional homes that loved vanilla sex and were virgins before me.
Maybe you're just genetically predisposed to being cuckolded
WHERE ARE THE CANADIANS?
WHERE ARE THEY???
>>62060399
You're next
>>62060368
I thought they usually strangled or used knives
even snipers are usually just spree killers
haha canada and united states thread haha
>>62060414
haha brazil post haha
>>62060409
i was worried!
where were you?
>>62060436
haha now mexico joined too
>>62060379
t. virgin
>>62055479
You turds should have thrown the U.S. Third Army in, that was Patton's. The Russian/Commie hating glorious bastard.
>stir noodles every now and then
make me you fucking piece of cardboard cunt
>>62059993
>my country is hopeless so yours is too
>>62060227
Social politics are a meme. These things don't matter in the grand scheme of things in the US. Things like marijuana, gender-neutral bathrooms, gun control, abortion, stem cells, etc. They're debated because they're publicly controversial. Hillary voted for the Iraq War and compared to virtually every big European politician, she's fiscally conservative. She's no more of a democrat than Lyndon B. Johnson.
>>62060444
Watching America's Got Talent.
>>62060449
>sour grapes
You're acting as if it's difficult to hook up with sluts on dating apps like badoo, top fucking kek
>>62060446
hehehe le funny!!
le funny post yaaay!
haha funnies yaaay funny!! hahaha
>>62060479
What's up with people completely disregarding one side of politics such as the social or economic side? I've heard someone say the same thing, except that the economically things are too unpredictable so you should just vote based on social policy.
>>62060357
>>62060366
What's so odd about a serial killer using a gun?
>>62060505
haha a fence hopper just replied to me haha
>>62060529
well from what i heard, is that they normally like to srangle or stab their victims, since it's much closer and personal (kid)
>>62060499
No I just read your post and saw obvious butthurt which seemed to stem from you being either asian or mexican
I honestly don't think there's anyone I find more annoying and revolting than this Markiplier guy
>>62060537
hhaha a literal monkey just replied to me haah
>>62060589
hahaha it's fun isn't it haha
>>62060580
Looked him up and I immediately understood what you are talking about, kek.
>>62060580
i don't know, markiplier and pewdiepie seem like very nice people despite their dumb humour
>>62060602
haha yes! hehehe
boo!
>>62056202
No one put this together before. If you live around them it's obvious IRL. Hell it's probably worse sense the flamboyant ones are usually the "only" gay ones. I had a female coworker from Baltimore who said "straight" men would hit on and disappear around the corner with obvious traps who were hooking.
>>62060662
>>62060662
>>62060662
New thread
>>62059923
Implying that the previous not even current secretary of state and not the VP is front runner. Plus she has a sketchy background of barely not being thrown in jail. Christy being in the cabinet would still be a win for him.
>>62060096
Yes, I am an earthworm so it's a common dream/reality.
>>62060197
She said she thought Mutti was a great leader and respected her or some shit.
>>62060250
>That's because Enrique and Jamal :^) are too busy fucking eachother and white women are reading Jezebel.
FTFY
>>62060237
He only kills like two a month in the Phoenix area and I live in NYC so no worries senpai.
>>62060888
I just automatically assume everything that comes out of a politician's mouth is inherently dishonest.
>>62060312
>Spics are nice for sex because they some have a kinky fetish for white guys but it's one night stand kind of stuff, not gf material
False. For me I went out the way to avoid a relationship. She finally gave up but is comming back now. They seriously want white dick to make sure their kids have as little Indio or negro in them.
>>62061006
Well obviously but I thought an American emulating a Euro politician is a bit foolish as most are even too far left for our left and almost everyone in the U.S. w/o a Tumblr page and pink hair supports the 1st amendment .
>>62061126
There are no more Eisenhowers or career officers in the political sphere. Our politicians are mostly polsci majors now. Polsci majors are pretty dumb.
>>62057513
Obama isnt that bad
