>A nation of 10 million
>relevant
>sucessful in sports and politics and economics
>6th most spoken language
>marked history
>first and the last global empire(1415-1999)
>beautiful landscape
>atlantic civilised attitude(british isles and france)opposed to mediterranean hothead mentality.
>first european country to discover 90% of the world's countries
>white
>99% catholic
>97% portuguese
>impressive
Does you country have any excuse?
>>62039464
>created the world's biggest shithole, which makes central Africa look like a peaceful, educated continent
I rest my case.
>>62039561
>created the world's biggest shithole, which makes central Africa look like a peaceful, educated continent
You really don't know Brazil and Central Africa
>>62039561
>created the world's biggest shithole, which makes central Africa look like a peaceful, educated continent
wew lad
>>62039590
I'd say the two are comparable.
You are not really that relevant here
I have a few Portuguese friends and even though the places they come from are poor as fuck, they still have the civilized first world mentality.
Plus you had a pretty flag back in the day
>>62039561
>actually thinking Brazil is worse than AFRICA
wew lad, is this what happens when you take too many redpills?
>>62039464
>t.
>>62039464
>white
ummmm....
>>62039709
> portugal
>poor
okay then...being poor in portugal is illegal...
>>62039904
*tips fedora*
>>62039561
Brazil is extremely shitty, but it's nowhere near Africa levels.
>>62039464
>6th most spoken language
Wow I wonder why
>>62040069
desu,the previlege is to both of us,we gave you the language and you gave us the relevancy
I FUCKING LOVE PORTUGAL AND THE PORTUGUESE PEOPLE
>>62039464
>atlantic civilised attitude(british isles and france)opposed to mediterranean hothead mentality.
KEK
>>62039464
>97%
How is that positive?
>A nation of 9 million
>relevant
>sucessful in sports and politics and economics
>marked history
>fought against several major european powers and won
>beautiful landscape
>glorious scandinavian mentality
>top of the charts in quality of life/freedom/economy/science/innovation and much more
>not a fucking rectangletugal
>very masculine shape
>>62040144
>floppy dick
>>62040144
>marked history
you didn't mark history,but you will :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>relevant
>>62040284
>a literal dindu nuffin
>>62039590
He's Hungarian so i'm surprised he confused your country for a shithole considering he's living in one
>>62039650
look at our low homicide rate
LOOK AT IT
>>62039464
>97% portuguese
this isn't a positive
WE
>>62040144
>relevant
no
>marked history
no
>fought against several major european powers and won
no
>glorious scandinavian mentality
no
>very masculine shape
no
>beautiful landscape
no
>fought against several major european powers and won
no
>>62039464
>relevant
lol...
>sucessful sports
lmao. win a eurocope in all your history. literally nothing more.
>sucesfull economic
LEEEEEL. literally the poorcousin of spain
>6 spoken language
totatlly irrelevant.
>first global empire
not spain. lmao.
>beautiful landscape.
yes. like other countries.
>white
mmmmmm
>catholic
good
>>62039464
Remind me again how Portugal is succesful in economics?
>relevant
debatable
>successful in economics
kek
>first and last global empire
maybe first but not last, many nations still have overseas territories along with the UK having 53 nations within their commonwealth
>atlantic civilised attitude(british isles and france)opposed to mediterranean hothead mentality.
you are much closer to being med than a north atlantic society
>white
debatable
>97% portuguese
porutuguese isnt an ethnic group, portuguese people gotta be at least 1/4 Moor due to the caliphates conquests into Iberia
>impressive
debatable
>>62040485
>first global empire
>not spain. lmao.
What did he mean by this?
huahuahuaahuau
>>62040543
Lol, Canadians truly are the worst posters, kys.
>>62040332
I would if I knew where Lybia was located on a worldmap.
But I don't. Sorry.
>>62040498
port wine
WTF I love Portugal now
>>62040550
we wuzz the first global empire in the history, with possesions in the 5 continents. not yours, my poor bro.
http://ebooks.cambridge.org/chapter.jsf?bid=CBO9780511780400&cid=CBO9780511780400A013
>>62040577
>having wrong opinions
s m h
>>62040684
Just...
Just let me lay my hands on you for 2 minutes and you would cry for your mother to kill you, you have no idea what I'm capable of doing when I'm enraged.
>>62040543
>overseas territories
are you fucking dense?they're called overseas for a reason you dumb bitch,we also have madeira and azores as our overseas territories.They're not colonies.
We are officialy the last global empire you dumb fuck
>white:debatable
fuck off with the pol memes
>>62040543
>porutuguese isnt an ethnic group, portuguese people gotta be at least 1/4 Moor due to the caliphates conquests into Iberia
why are canadians always pulling the moor card where it isn't even fucking relevant,our people came from asturias and france our history is of about 1200 years old stop with the pol memes please
>>62040741
lay ur hands on my dick fagget
>>62040650
Sorry Paco, better call your uncle and tell him his book's title is wrong
>>62040601
:(
north africa...right below Italy.....baka...
:(
>>62040786
>poor and small
there are things never change.
xD
>>62039590
botswana is better than brazil by light years
>>62040913
yes,spain is so rich,i mean look at you,a combination of 5 different countries,different languages and cultures all packed into a fucking disgusting piece of fucking gipsy shit motherfucking flamenco dancing niggers
>>62040827
>right below Italy
>below Italy
this is wrong and should be changed
>>62040779
>why are canadians always pulling the moor card where it isn't even fucking relevant,our people came from asturias and france our history is of about 1200 years old stop with the pol memes please
except the moorish caliphates moved halfway up the iberian peninsula and ethnically integrated into both the iberian people's gene pool, theres no way around it at all.
>are you fucking dense?they're called overseas for a reason you dumb bitch,we also have madeira and azores as our overseas territories.They're not colonies.
We are officialy the last global empire you dumb fuck
im sorry, why wouldn't overseas territories imply a global empire? theyre territories that belong to a nation from another continent, so what is the issue? also you forgot about that international 53 member state commonwealth of the united kingdom, that just might be an empire m8.
>fuck off with the pol memes
not trynna meme on ya, just saying your peoples on average are some of the darkest people in all of europe
feel free to get mad tho
>>62039464
>sucessful in politics and economics
elaborate please
>>62040985
kek.
keep calm luisinho.
muhhhhh aljubarrota
>>62040985
Says the european country with the highest african admixture.
>>62041027
*sigh*
The british empire ended in 1997 with the handover of hongkong to china.
The portuguese was the last global empire with the handover of macau to china in 1999
>>62041052
*cringe*
>>62041027
We are officialy the last global empire you dumb fuck
>we
>canadian
lol. are you brithis or something ,man?
canada are literally the most irrelevant nation of the world ( in a history point of view,sure)
you were nothing, man.
enjoy your country, but dont compare your history with a milenian country like Portugal.
ITT romantics bicker about their pathetic claims to greatness
>>62039464
Não digo por mal, tenho grande estima por Portugal, ainda que a recíproca não seja verdadeira, mas a maior relevância dos lusitanos para o mundo foi ter colonizado o Brasil. É triste, mas é verdade.
>>62039464
Você é o orgulho de ser Português, como ele.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn5C4jw0-uM
>>62041283
>bunda,creu creu creu creu,futebol,bunda,capoeia,zika,favelas,amazonia
parabéns brazil
>>62041250
>great = large
no shit you anglos are obese
>>62041199
Truth hurts, huh?
Don't embarass yourself please...This map makes no fucking sense
AAAAAAYO HOL UP HOL UP
>>62041438
go suck some alpaca dick you piece of shit
>>62041355
Isn't that based on outdated studies that made people seem way more african than they actually were?
Muh heritage is pic related, and my gf is paler than me. Hell, half of her family is ginger.
>>62041569
Yes, for instance Sardinians have less than Moorjani suggested, I don't know about Portoguese and Sicilians though.
>>62041208
>lol. are you brithis or something ,man?
nah, still part of the british commonwealth/empire m8
dont feel bad that you lost your sphere of influence though, you guys had a good run.
im starting to taste some salt, makes me feel better
>>62041336
Tão infantil... O Brasil é cheio de problemas, mas ainda assim consegue ser mais relevante que Portugal, até mesmo cientificamente. Portugal mesmo sendo etnicamente heterogêneo, com infraestrutura organizada e com educação de qualidade fica a desejar em muitas áreas.
>>62041599
Sicilians are the darkest Europeans. Most Iberians I've known have dark hair and brown eyes, but light skin. Southern Italians and Greeks, on the other hand, tend to be much swarthier.
Hell, I've passed for native in Portugal and I have blue eyes.
>>62041599
>sardinians
>>62041602
>nah, still part of the british commonwealth/empire m8
lmao man. this is like if a ecuatorian or chilean were proud of their history because "we wuzz spanish empire and shiiiet"
you are not brithis, you are canadian. and your country is literally a non-history country.
also:
nowadays
>UK
>relevant.
if you are not chinese, russian or murrican you are an irrelevant cunt nowadays. accept this, and accept your irrelevant position in the history.
well done greatest ally yuo are man now
>>62041027
There's no British empire lol. The only thing we have to do with Britain is the queen is on our money, and she comes to visit us sometimes. Not exactly a sphere of influence.
>>62041682
(you)
>>62041866
Wew lad, bashing on Canada for trying to have an identity, what a cool guy you are m8
>>62041985
lel
>Portugal literally had to move it's government to Brazil after getting fucked so hard by Napoleons tiny manlet cock
>An """""imperial""""" power that can't even protect it's capital
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>62039464
>White
The Moors did enough raping and marrying during the occupation to change your people forever. You shall forever be a bastardized shadow of what you could have been.
>>62039464
>99% catholic
You say that like it's a good thing.
>>62040256
>96% literacy
>>62041022
away with you facist trash
>>62042196
In a time where the western is quickly becoming islamized, it is a good thing.
Better a cross than a moon
>>62042130
It's funny, but differently others kings D. João XI keep a monarch.
Sorry about my bad english skills.
>>62042157
I know you're just joining the fun, and it is true we have some moor and african blood, but historically, we were the ones who did the raping. Our second king was called the populator because he encouraged it in the south. We killed all the moor warriors that didn't want to fight, and kept their children and wives.
Regardless, in spite of being poor and blacker, we are the 5th safest country in the world. We are literally the cure.
>>62042196
It's meant culturally, /r/atheism, we're a fairly agnostic/atheist country except for our old people.
>>62041336
AHAHAHAHAHAH
jesus christ, savage
>>62040485
>spain
>first global empire
We got to America and Australia before you and the ducth, but kept it under wraps because we didn't have the means to populate it.
You guys got to America on Portuguese ships.
>>62040498
We don't have money for NEETS. That's a success, right?
>>62041643
>etnicamente heterogêneo
para de dizer merda
>>62043069
Bom, acabei escrevendo o contrário, mas não me surpreende que não tenha percebido pelo contexto que queria dizer justamente o contrário. De qualquer forma não faz diferença pois isso não mudaria o fato de Portugal conseguir ser manos relevante que Angola no cenário internacional.
>A nation of 38 million
>causing major butthurt of prussiaboos all around the world
>sucessful in winning world wars
>one of the hardest languages
>long history (since 966)
>beautiful landscape
>white
>99% catholic and polish
we tried i guess
>>62043890
>succesful in winning world wars
>>62043890
>one of the hardest languages
is that something to be proud of ?
>long history
your country is 27 years old...
>>62043331
sim eu não me importo que o meu país seja irrelevante se isso é o preço a pagar para não levar um balázio nos dentes dia sim dia não
>>62043890
I like Poland. The only thing I don't like about it is that because of your name I have to type 'por' on the dropdown menus instead of just 'po'
>>62040925
here's your reply
>>62039464
>successful at sports
This bothers me. We are only good in football. That's it. Everything else is laughable. Also, average Portuguese is extremely nonathletic so please, you all need to stop with the "sport nation" meme.
>>62040256
notice how white women are literally moving to sweden to have sex with non europeans
>>62039464
We still have a colonial empire desu
>>62044172
shut the fuck up moor piece of shit flamenco cha cha cha arrrrriibaaaaaa sooyyyyyyy matadoooorrrrrrrrrrrrr oye me yo soy macho latino mira mis pelos... soy espanollllll latino piel marrón...
>>62044244
>France
>The one of the big 4 or 5 colonizers that let their colonies keep their Muslim religion
Way to pick up your slack, idiots.
>>62044281
Dale postea batallas de la wikipedia João.
>>62044297
but they got the better out of all of us,they got all that sweet muslim cock am i right?he probably has an algerian stepfather xd
>>62039561
Fuck, this thread was over pretty quickly
>>62044333
quieres que poste mis batallas anales con tu madre?
>>62043020
>>You guys got to America on Portuguese ships.
On ships payed by the Crown of Castilla*
Get your shit together.
>>62044333
Will this do, miguel?
>>62041602
Wew, lad, that's a whole lot of US that never belonged to the Briths.
>>62044399
Portuguese-designed*. my bad.
>>62044420
What's wrong with our plane/submarine?
How long will it take you to copy it, like you did everything else?
>>62044386
Sí.
>>62044422
Keep em coming my dude.
>>62039464
man I just watched euro championship days ago so you can chill with the portugal is white meme it's not fooling anyone
>>62044458
>Portuguese-designed*. my bad
Have any sources to back that up? Or are you going to deny that Spanish naval engineers existed even before the unification of Spain?
I'm having a really hard time believing that the country that denied the Colón expedition actually designed the ships.
>How long will it take you to copy it, like you did everything else?
Improving designs is copying? Funny Portuguese humour.
>>62040108
it's somewhat true tho. we're not the typical latino fernando martinez
>>62044458
Spanish army are manufacturing drones for years lol, and selling them to other countries.
>>62043979
we won both world wars that happened
>>62041355
that's not african admixture tho
>>62044599
Okay, I was just bantering, but it's actually tru.
1 Nau and two Caravelas
Two Portuguese designs, the latter being the first time a latin sail was put in a ship (as opposed to a boat) to be able to sail against the wind to explore the coast of africa (starting in 1415 with Ceuta), 70 years before you went to America, and before we started to go to India.
Are you seriously suggesting it was Spain that designed them? We also designed the Galleon, btw, and a lot of diferent kinds of cannons that were able to be reloaded faster and without need to back them up. Which you guys used in your armadas, btw.
>>62044667
Undrwater drones? check-mate.
>>62041027
>theres no way around it at all.
uh yes there is. the people were expelled. we are not that similar genetically. good job, dumb kanuk
>>62039464
>sucessful in economics
Questionável.
>>62044751
>Ireland
>Purple
>>62044751
I feel bad for Portugal, such a comfy country
>>62044281
lol
>portugal
>white
sure thing alberto
>>62044881
também não entendi por que o op escreveu isso lol
>>62039464
how easy is it to gain citizenship?
>>62044895
> Shiter than Sudaca countries.
>>62044881
>>62044895
>>62044956
I-It's our anti-muslims-neet defense system. Y-You'll see.
>>62044979
i'm honestly surprised to see chile so high, congrats for them
>>62044793
>but it's actually tru.
It's not.
You are using the falacy that "since the OG deisng was ours, WE invented it". Which is wrong, that's not how science works; you improve on older designs:
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Pinta
>Origin, "Palos" in Andalucía
The fact that you had large ships before means jack shit. Are you going to say that it was Portugal the one who designed the later Spanish Armada or that Rome invented the Spanish Tercios, because by your logic, "improvement of original designs is not ACTUAL design".
You are using the same kind of logic the Nordics use when trying to bash Al-Ándalus, "it's not REALLY progress, it was just copied".
Again, give sources, don't just claim this kind of stuff.
>>62044941
>0 - 7
>>62040397
WUZ
>>62044972
Come here, go to a restaurant, ask for a "Bitoque Caralho, rápido que já ouço espanhois na fronteira e ainda quero ir ver o Benfica/Sporting/Porto" and you get your card, and complementary chest air and moustache.
>>62045037
I-I never liked that semen slurping sport anyway
>>62045130
this kinda isn't true but i'm okay with this pic anyway
>>62045024
>change flag
>add extra tomatoes on board
>improved design
Good job, Spain. Do your own thing next.
>>62045130
>my language is easy mode
Good job, Spain.
>>62044895
How the fuck can Mediterranean countries like Spain and Greece have still such a high HDI ? Italy seems understandable because of Padania, but the rest of Southern Europe is full of Moors
>>62045202
>Southern Europe is full of Moors
Nop.
>>62045257
>Spanish eduction
I implied that you Mediterraneans are Moors in denial, Pedro
>>62045190
>Make them bigger allowing for more people and weaponry
>make them so durable that even 3 storms (THREE) didn't destroy them
I'm still waiting for sources on your claims, I'm still waiting for your debunking of Al-Ándalus as just a copy, I'm waiting for your explanation on how the Tercios are actually Roman.
Not a single source has been given, unlike the Pinta, which I showed you was andaluza.
Also, you have to be some kind of next level delusional:
>my language is easy mode
No, your language is irrelevant, that's the reason nobody speaks it.
>>62045077
>assumes a burger is going to understand parrot monkey
as long as I don't get my ass beat
>>62045335
But we are not, that's just German education.
>>62045335
As opposed to Moors in accepting, like you?
>>62045370
hey tons of people speak it. it's like number 6 worldwide. we're not catalonia you know
>>62045335
Hans pls stops sucking cockroach dicks and try to fight against the muslims at least once in your fcking live dammit coward.
>>62045977
he doesn't care,he prefers to insult mediterraneans on a fucking chinese anonymous forum than protecting his sister and mother from muslims wanting to cuck his father(if they haven't already).
we're not mediterranean tho,we're atlantic
>>62045909
There are more Catalan speakers in Iberia than there are Portuguese, while having much less land.
I don't know if you are using Cataluña as a scapegoat to not give sources on those outrageous claims since I don't know for sure that you are the same anon, but let's not bring comparisons to Cataluña because you aren't going to look too hot.
>>62039464
Most of your stuff isn't really true, doesn't really matter. Or you can add "in the past" to the end of the statement.
It seems you made this thread as a feel good thread to raise your own self esteem.
>>62045202
why are you surprised Germanboi?
>>62039464
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>>62046157
dude what the fuck are you talking about
there are like 220 million portuguese speakers worldwide. it's spoken more than catalan. i wasn't talking about anything else.
why the fuck are spaniards itt so autistic?
>>62046676
You're welcome India. Without us you'd have no curry to be known by.
>>62046447
literally nothing op said has anything to do with "the past" except where he directly mentions it. and most of it is true
>>62046878
>dude what the fuck are you talking about
>there are like 220 million portuguese speakers worldwide. it's spoken more than catalan. i wasn't talking about anything else.
I'm talking about the fact that the only reason there are more Portuguese speakers is because we cucked Cataluña into Spain, had Cataluña not been slaved by us, Catalán would have more than likely surpassed Portuguese.
>it's spoken more than catalán
But not in Iberia, were Portugal is, regardless of Portugal being much larger.
>why the fuck are spaniards itt so autistic?
Says the way that didn't understand my post.
>>62046961
thank portugal
>>62047049
that's great but how is that anywhere remotely related to this thread? who cares about iberia? why are you talking about stuff that's completely irrelevant? we're talking about total global numbers of speakers. catalonia was cucked, portugal wasn't. portugal rebelled and won its independence (more than once), catalonia rebelled and lost. end of story. who cares about the "what ifs"? or iberia for that matter, literally lmao wut
>>62047049
>half of my population doesn't even want to be Spanish
Good job, Spain.
>>62047234
>that's great but how is that anywhere remotely related to this thread?
And you have the nerve of calling me autistic? You are the one who brought Cataluña up in the first place, YOU are the one who brought language up in the first place.
And as such, I took some facts about Cataluña.
>>62047286
>Good job, Spain.
You mean "half my population is incapable of taking Castilian cocks out of their mouths", right?
Indeed, good job Castilla, good job.
Oh, and it isn't just those countries taking the Spanish cock, but your own economy: Spain is your main export partner, raking up 50% of the exports but we also make up a quarter of foreign investment; good job, Portugal, you are """"""independent"""""" from Spain.
>>62047350
no you gave facts about the peninsula. portuguese is more spoken worldwide than catalan. fact. catalan isn't spoken just in spain. fact. portuguese still outnumbers catalan. fact.
you're autistic af m8
>>62047532
>big country
>has most of the river sources under control
>major ability to lock smaller country
>never managed to conquer
>downhill
You're just as pathetic as we are, mate, without the excuse of being a small country. Pay your Brussels quotas.
>>62047625
>no you gave facts about the peninsula
Of course, the peninsula where both Cataluña and Portugal are, in which Catalán is more spoken.
>portuguese is more spoken worldwide than catalan
I never denied this, I'm just telling you that Portuguese is a less spoken language in Iberia while having much more land than Cataluña, which is pretty pathetic.
> fact. catalan isn't spoken just in spain
Catalán is spoken only in Spain, the couple thousand that still speak it in Southern Italy don't even speak a proper version of it.
>fact. portuguese still outnumbers catalan. fact.
Yes, but not in its own peninsula, where Portuguese is a minority language.
>you're autistic af m8
You are the autistic one, bringing up Catalán and getting mad that more people speak a language of a cucked region in the peninsula than your own language.
>>62047815
>hurr durr we conquered more people in Catalunia
>there are more catalans that we cucked
>we couldn't conquered you and you guys are fewer
Good job, Spain. The only time you beat us in a war you needed half of us on your side.
>>62039464
Lmao OK, try telling that to the US
>>62047741
>never managed to conquer
kek
>>62047741
>big country
A big country with almost nobody in it.
>has most of the river sources under control
This doesn't really matter, considering we both have coast.
>major ability to lock smaller country
There's literally no way of locking a country that's a glorified coast. You are literally in the Atlantic, there's no way to "lock" you in or out.
>never managed to conquer
I've already been through this many of times but, while Spain hasn't fully conquered Portugal, we have this: Guerra de Sucesión Portuguese in which Spain defeated every major power -including rebellious Portugal- and Portugal became a member of the Castilla whores club for 60 years.
But not just that, we also have the Guerra de las Narajas.
>downhill
Rich that you say that when we have the capital of Southern Euope, are one of the 10 most important contributors to science and you whole country's GDP is smaller than Madrid.
>You're just as pathetic as we are, mate
Now you are changing the conversation to "we are both pathetic", when I never implied that. And no, we are not as pathetic as you, very sorry to break your bubble.
>without the excuse of being a small country
Being a big country that's empty might as well mean being a small country.
>Pay your Brussels quotas.
Again, rich coming from a disposable country that gives less to the EU and is infinitely less relevant than Madrid.
>>62047908
>hurr durr we conquered more people in Catalunia
What does this even mean, Joao? There are more Catalan speaker in the peninsula, plain and simple.
>there are more catalans that we cucked
I repeat: there are more Catalán speaker in the peninsula regardless of being much smaller than Portugal.
>we couldn't conquered you and you guys are fewer
Refer to this comment>>62048113 to see the times Spain gained control/conquered Portugal.
>>62041569
why is your hair bronw? did your dad get cucked?
>>62047994
>>62048113
>>62048229
>inheritance
>same as conquering
Thank god the Ottoman Empire killed our king and all our court so you can ""conquer"" something that you inherit.
Managed to win a naval battle defending it when all our ships were halfway across the globe, literally, great job.
Face it, Spain, never being able to conquer Portugal, even after fucking up our shit in the Indian Ocean is the biggest stain on your resume.
>forced to shittalk to a country that's 4 times as small because despite having everything to win, you couldn't, so now you can't talk to the big boys league.
You're right, Spain, we are in the same boat. What's your excuse?
>>62039650
The fucks going on in Greenland?
>>62048424
>>inheritance
>>same as conquering
The inheritance meme again? Did you even bother looking up the Guerra de Sucesión Portuguese in wikipedia? Because, as I've already told you, we won by utterly BTFO'ing you, England, France and the Netherlands. But let me guess, you'll use the usual Portuguese excuse "i-it DOESN'T count be-because I say so!"
>Face it, Spain, never being able to conquer Portugal, even after fucking up our shit in the Indian Ocean is the biggest stain on your resume.
Again, Guerra de las Naranjas.
>forced to shittalk to a country that's 4 times as small because despite having everything to win, you couldn't, so now you can't talk to the big boys league.
And we DID win everything, we defeated you, your buddies and ruled the world as omnipotent world Superpower for centuries.
>You're right, Spain, we are in the same boat. What's your excuse?
Exactly, we are not in the same boat, as I've said, we are an important contributor to science, we are the reason literature is where it is, we have the best doctors, we have the 3rd largest world heritage, with Portugal far below.
Our economy has completely conquered yours, making you a Morocco 2.0; literally a country that DEPENDS on Spain surviving.
Remember, Joao:
25% of foreig investmen
50% of trade
Also:
>muh small country!
I take you don't have a clue that Castilla was a small country before cucking the world.
Why the fuck are people even arguing with >Asspain?
>literally the Frankenstein of Europe
Every "country" in Spain wants to secede. From Catalonia to Galicia. Every fucking country in Spain hates it and wants out of that shithole. The parts that didn't fit in anywhere were artificially stitched together by an inbred Austrian family.
>30% unemployment rate
Literally twice as high as Portugal's. Even higher youth unemployment rate.
>living under a fucking monarchy
Their kings are German and use the taxpayers money to hunt elephants in Africa.
>that good feel when you'll witness the collapse of the artificial country known as "Spain" in your lifetime
Can't wait for it.
>>62048531
I don't know how this map sorts things but Greenland's suicide rate is extremel7y high because they live on a hellish frozen lump in the middle of the sea. either they are rolling suicides into intentional homicides, or there's just a lot of murders as well.
bear in mind, there are only about 56,000 people in the entire country, so a single murder brings the national average up to like 2 per 100,000 people.
>>62048665
Because you didn't win any of those without the support of the house of Bragança, which you then went to fuck over so hard that they had to kick your ass down 60 years later.
You also didn't cut the money going towards maintaining the Portuguese Armada in India. You also didn't take ships to be BTFO by the brits in America? So that after the restitution war we had almost nothing to build from? Yet kicked your ass time and time again after?
And even still, you managed to remain so high on your throne that you're here, arguing with us over which country is better or whatever the fuck, without realizing that the fact you are playing on OUR league should be embarrassing to you after you had done so much to fuck us over over the years.
The shame of being Spanish is so great that Catalunha, Galiza and even the Basque Country want out. Not even your colonies stayed together.
>>62049355
>Because you didn't win any of those without the support of the house of Bragança
That's some next-level delusion. Literally the Portuguese mind: "We won every battle, even the ones we lost, we invented everything in Spain; Madrid and Barcelona were founded by Portuguese!"
>which you then went to fuck over so hard that they had to kick your ass down 60 years later.
Took advantage of Spain being at war with other countries*
You seem to have forgotten that part.
>You also didn't take ships to be BTFO by the brits in America?
Excuse me? Do you even know what the battle of Cartagena de Indias is? I'll tell you: it's the battle we utterly destryed the Brits intention to conquer America.
>And even still, you managed to remain so high on your throne that you're here, arguing with us over which country is better or whatever the fuck, without realizing that the fact you are playing on OUR league should be embarrassing to you after you had done so much to fuck us over over the years.
Ah, the Portuguese mind, so small and dumb: you started getting uber mad at me saying that Portuguese is less spoken than Catalan in Iberia, and you went and started the usual Portuguese defense mechanism of "YOU AIN'T CONQUERED US, SPANISH BOY!" it's literally you the one talking shit to bigger, better countries.
>>62049355
Part2/2
>The shame of being Spanish is so great that Catalunha, Galiza and even the Basque Country want out. Not even your colonies stayed together.
Actually, the reason they want to leave is because of the South. Also, this "Spanish" identity you are talking about doesn't exist, it's Castilla cucking the rest, of course they want out, just like you wanted to stop sucking Castilian dick.
>the colonies
Of course you would talk about the colonies without knowing a thing. They were never heterogenuous regions, of course the people of Venezuela don't want to be Perú or Argentina.
This is the extent of the Portuguese butthurt, you start throwing shit about military history but then get mad when confronted with the military losses that your country suffered against Spain, you then get mad at Spain literally out doing you in everything else. For somebody who is so fast to name Aljubarrota and Company, you sure are butthurt about Ponta Delgada and Las Naranjas.
Oh, and Ceuta and Olivenza. Just think about that, every Iberian colony is going to secede from Castilla, except the Portuguese ones.
I for one like Portugal.
Their immigrants are nice and good at building.
>had to escape to Brazil from Napoleon even when you were stronger
>created the major shithole just because Lisbon cities were as shitty as the favelas are
>while the whole world was developing new technologies Portugal was still in medieval era
>literally nothing really relevant after the navigations
>fully dependant on Britain
>literally wouldn't exist if it weren't for Britain
>worst colonies administration
>actual crisis because of the same shitty administration
Fazes me rir, Manoel. Fechou a padaria mais cedo hoje?
>>62040096
THANK YOU FOR THIS REALLY PRACTICAL LANGUAGE ALBERTO BARBOSA. IT IS REALLY GOOD FOR BUREAUCRACY.
>Venho aqui mui respeitosamente requerer a Vossa Senhoria a segunda via do protocolo da Carteira Nacional de Habilitação em nome de Alberto Barbosa, brasileiro, solteiro, RG 1231312-5, CPF 3123123-312.
>Aproveito para renovar a Vossa Senhoria os protestos da minha estima e mais alta consideração
>>62050281
>Lisbon cities
wut
>>62050539
lmao literally no one talks like this in portugal holy shit
>>62048424
Spain conquered Portugal once.
Portugal always failed to do the same.
>>62048531
>greenland
>only white
>>62050743
Lisbon streets, I meant
>>62050868
>iceland
>only green
>>62050934
that makes even less sense. lisbon is like on of the safest cities in europe
>>62051001
one*
>>62051001
I'm not talking about security, but about the lack of planning Portugal cities had. They were ugly and dirty back then.
>>62051083
oh yes it was a complete clusterfuck. marquês de pombal fixed it, thank god. but i recon when he was alive brazil was still part of the empire, in fact he made major changes concerning you iirc
>"We won the Euro 2016 so we are the best cunt in ze wurld"
Well, besides that pleb chauvinism, I love Portugal and totally agree with the greentext Description.
Go to visit this cunt guys, it's honestly a great place...
>Good people
>Good food
>Good environments
>Good price
Even though we were great in the past we shouldn't brag about it because people will always say:
>western europe
>poor
>spain
>bad collonies
>moors
We should brag about things we do have now like the frogbro said >>62051309
>>62051802
honestly i don't mind about any of those except the poor part. that really sucks.
>>62050868
>>62050983
Yesyes, we named OUR colonies in a logic manner. Don't be jelly, minhas amigas.
