>/My military could beat up your military/ edition
>>62033814
>that outwards palm salute
Always thought it looks shitty.
It looks like hes waving to his buddy across the street.
>>62034011
kek literally what I was thinking as I posted it
It's also like he's already starting to put his palm out, saying, "Stop! We surrender!"
Alright lads name 1 country that the United States could not completely annihilate in 2 weeks time.
>protip:
>you can't
>>62034672
Japan, they would fuck you up with tentacle hentai shit
i need to buy some military clothing and boots, where do i go?
>>62035087
Go to /k/
>>62035087
Army surplus store or flea market
My military could beat up every military in the world except your military
>>62035087
>>62035223
lol gay
>>62034672
We'd last 3 weeks
>>62035272
>not recognizing quality clothing for the cheap
>>62035174
Arguably.
I saw an interesting comparison of the BAF vs the IDF, using a contrived scenario of the UK attempting to invade Israel. Turns out, it wouldn't go all that well for the UK.
>>62035314
>being gay
>>62035314
This. Every guy who does lotsa outdoor work here wears 90s surplus. Resilient as fuck.
The new ones are bad though.
>>62035342
>being finnish
how do you sleep at night?
>>62035342
lad, go fuck yourself
![ziegel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rJAkHRx.jpg "ziegel[1].jpg")
>>62033814
The US military is filled with Redneck shit bags from the mid-west and south with a few ghetto urbans thrown in to the mix.
My friend actually told me the Brit Army has worse people than the US Army, keep in mind he was a meth head from a desert shit hole socal area.
>>62035399
>>62035432
be careful lads with all these gays someone might come and shoot this thread up
Does your country have a national guard or provincial militia?
>>62034672
Afghanistan
My military could beat all the americas expecpt US.
BTW i really like this pic, so tacticool.
>>62035695
Wouldn't an M4 be more useful in Brazil? The rifle is a bit shorter.
Please buy
>>62035729
Marines and Army uses different service rifles.
Army uses FAL's and Para-Fals and the Navy uses M16's and HK's. Once in a while you see some of them using M4's.
Which it doesn't matter anyway since all of them are being replace by the new IA2 rifle.
Tavor or X95, lads?
Bump.
>>62038425
>that dive over the front counter
that was some max payne bullet time shit
>>62034672
Vietnam
>>62038425
This could do with some "lol 9mm" when he gets shot after diving over the counter then carries on shooting.
>>62038490
That's why the filename, Blax Payne.
>>62038588
He gets shot several times, so as the cop.
Like how the fuck did they kept shooting?
>>62038604
>>62038425
>tfw you will never shoot up some favelados with Max Payne and Capitan Nascimento
Why do we bother living?
>>62038823
They die everyday so i don't care much.
If your country doesn't have a navy it's basically a non country.
>>62039333
fixed
if your navy havent AEGIS sistem is basically a non navy
>>62034672
Vietnam, Afghanistan, Durka Durka insurgents, the North Koreans...
>>62039588
My challenge hinged on the word "could"
In none of those cases did we give 100% of our military power
Pls buy
>>62034672
Israel
>>62035087
The Internet.
I know a lot of guys in my company that will buy surplus shit off the Internet to save money for damaged equipment . If you have a surplus store close by you can check out their stuff as well, but might be marked up some.
>>62034672
Russia, you can't annihilate it in any period of time really
>>62039924
I said country, not God. Israel has not won a single one of their wars on their own strengths alone.
>>62039807
>his country is so cucked it cant give its %100 power on its adversaries.
>>62039807
If you're not going to give 100% then what's the fucking point
WW2 best years of my life
>>62035455
You do realize that the objective of a military is to kill another cunt's military?
Rednecks and urban atustics are good at this task. Go hang out with Army or Marine infantry and you'll find plenty.
>>62040097
>cant
Only because of >muh civilian casualties
>>62040104
I'm not saying we did the right thing by fighting halfheartedly in any of those conflicts, I'm merely sating that we did
>>62035633
Not many do. Having three components to a branch of service isn't too common. Most just have active and reserve.
bls buy :DDD
>>62040217
can they compete with those made by best ally? :-DD
>>62039425
How can the third world even compete?
>>62040006
what sort of stuff is there to buy there?
>>62040260
They can't.
That's kind of the definition, bro.
>>62040197
>tfw ywn see the US + allies go all out against durka durka fucktards in your lifetime
>>62040204
I guess my perspective is skewed as an American but having just active and reserve doesn't seem to be enough.
>>62040273
Uniforms, tents, ruck sacks, knives, different water carrying devices, etc, etc.
Some sell body armor and helmets.
You name it and they sell it.
>>62040308
>mfw the juice are better kebab removers than the spiritual successors of Rome
Is there any point to having carrier based power projection unless your navy has at least a dozen of them?
The USN has what, 10? But it can only field 6 of them during war time.
So the enemy only needs to knock out 6 at most and we'd be fucked.
>>62040259
>T*rkey
>allies
>>62040341
I need a new tie for an upcoming interview. Do they sell that?
>>62040365
i asked if they (turkey's) could compete with those of *best* ally
>>62040217
>>62039859
>>62035859
Jeez, I know Turkey is struggling with tourism but I didn't know they were this desperate.
Now is the time to take back Constantinople lads :^
>>62040365
He meant Israel you blop
>>62034672
Vietnam
>>62040393
I wouldn't be suprised if some stores sell camo or military logo ties
>>62036376
My understanding is that the X95 is better for most military situations, since it's lighter weight and easier to maneuver and has more room for attachments.
The Tavor is better for sport, since it's got a 3" longer barrel (and thus higher accuracy and muzzle velocity).
>>62040427
Its a meme you dip how new are you?
>>62040502
i came
>>62040362
Actually not even a dozen. More like two dozen.
I don't see how else they would withstand an actual war against a formidable country.
>>62040568
You see that ship that's right behind the carrier?
It's bridge used to belong to an aircraft carrier. That's why it's so huge and different.
>>62040326
Well the guard exists because we are made up of states. It allows each state to have a military force that they can control. Which is also why the reserves don't have nearly as much combat arms in them.
Also keep in mind that a lot of country's total Army isn't even as big as one of the three components in the U.S. Army.
Why fight if you can eat asado and play cards?
>>62035695
>>62040748
He's white as fuck.
>>62035633
some name it home guard instead of national guard
Which Latin American country has the best navy?
Will Argentina rebuild its navy?
>>62035633
We just have full time and part time (territorial army).
>>62040819
Ours probably.
No never.
>>62040819
Brazil
>>62040806
>file name
Kek. Does the Home Guard do any sort of patrols near Sweden's border?
>>62040687
>Also keep in mind that a lot of country's total Army isn't even as big as one of the three components in the U.S. Army.
Yeah I can see why they only have active and reserve now. The American military really is quite amazing when you think about it.
>>62040910
>Having aircraft carrier
>Not having anti-ship naval airforce
>>62040788
Memes. Also post more if you have
i still can't believe our military still exists considering how piss poor of a job they do managing it (from self experience)
>>62034672
Afghanistan
Iraq
Vietnam
Syria
>>62041152
All militaries are piss poor
We just use them for dick waving anyway
>>62041202
We're not committed in Syria, all we're doing is bombing them
Americans going through Europe. Does your country welcome American troops?
>>62040961
Only Airforce and Navy does any kind of active border control, but Army rangers do like to hike around up there.
Home Guard only do a couple of exercises and further training on a yearly basis, and their war placement is to guard civilian areas while regulars blow shit up.
>>62041316
I literally worked with American troops today.
>>62041316
Why would they do this
>>62040610
Surely that is what the F-35B is for. STOVL means you can fly them from larger amphibious assault ships (eg the America class), as well as smaller improvised landing strips.
>>62041316
That picture is so weird.
>>62041364
Are you in the army? What did you do today?
>>62041393
>Why would they do this
What do you mean?
>>62035639
>>62038533
>>62039588
>>62040453
Annihilated: destroy utterly; obliterate.
Yes because after both of those wars, America ended up like this.
>>62041536
Yeah,took a small part in this:
https://www.gov.uk/government/world-location-news/british-troops-take-part-in-exercise-platinum-lion-16-4-in-bulgaria
out of the way plebs :^)
>>62041536
>what do you mean
Line up on the road to watch troops pass
I get being friendly to US forces, but why go out and watch them pass by? Was it a parade?
>>62041614
>Such participation by British troops demonstrates that the UK is at the forefront of Allied efforts to meet the challenges facing the Alliance head-on, with the UK’s defence budget being the second largest in NATO after the US and with a commitment to maintain defence spending at 2% of GDP.
hmm
>>62041000
We have frigates and corvettes all carrying exocets tho.
We had some Mirage but the Air-Force retired them, they are for sale now. Read some news about they getting Sea-Gripens, but nothing so far.
>>62041653
>being proud of being second place
Being British must be so quaint
>>62041655
Because its interesting to see foreign troops going by. I mean if Canadian troops were driving up PCH I'd probably watch.
>>62041614
What is your opinion of American soldiers and equipment in comparison to other countries at that exercise?
>Biggest military in SEA
>Self developed with it's own camo and weapons
>Absolutely corrupt but hey, still responded quick as shit to terrorist attacks within the country.
Could probably beat up most asian, eu and american countries that isnt NA, North Asia and western Europe.
>>62041428
>marines
They don't know shit about naval aviation.
They would probably get decimated by an opponent.
>>62041854
American marines are good, but from what I hear they are the most under-funded and equipped branch. The slovenians brought their super expensive meme rifles which were interesting to see.
Also, US food was good. Tried the glazed ham at the mess hall.
>>62041653
>picture of an aircraft carrier that won't have any aircraft on it for at least another four years
>>62034672
Iran
>tfw you can't visit 'murica because you were in the special forces and your military history is classified
>>62042095
I didn't know Slovenians used the F2000. I'd love to be able to shoot one someday. Glazed ham is amazing, it's great to use in sandwiches.
What kind of equipment do Bulgarians use? AK-74's or some other newer AK platform?
>>62042241
your government is smart not to trust americans.
clearly they know history and who theyre dealing with.
>>62042241
This may be a really stupid question, but why exactly does that keep you from visiting? Why would your military history come up if you're just going on vacation
>>62042466
Why do you hate Americans?
>>62042536
Because he's that assmad Turk in Poland
>>62041000
>Thinking you could get anywhere close to a carrier group
>>62042536
cuz a bitch that is literally occupied and dictated to by a small semitic tribe is not worthy any respect
my dear goyim
>>62042481
I am under the impression that in order to get a Visa, a background check of some sort is required and they can't make a full one because our military won't disclose the information about what I did for them.
I could be wrong tho, this is just the image I've had and never really bothered to make sure
>>62041653
A FUCKING RAMP
>>62042415
AK, model of 1947 and its AKS(folding stock) and AKN (night optics) variants. Yeah, old as fuck.
Some units are getting new Arsenals in 7,62 but I havent seen one in person.
>>62042555
What?
>>62042637
Well it works and does the job at least.
>>62042647
There's an anti-American Turk in Poland
>>62042734
Im just a Greek
>>62042786
Kıpço sen misin lan?
>>62042786
From Greece?
>>62042829
ooga booga
Post qts from your military
>>62042912
PLS BUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkRRUZbeSwM
>>62042912
Sadly most women in the military are hideous
>>62043023
a fooey
*spits"*
>No polish military gf
>You'll never pilot a cold war era Polack jet prototype
>>62043372
>Huezil has qt soldiers
Wtf I love South Brazil now
Too sexy for this world.
You have been visited by the smiling sub of happiness
Good luck and many torpedo kills will come to you, but only if you post THANK YOU BASED SMILING SUB in this thread
Canadian meme jet.
>>62043324
Does that thing even fly? Or is a scam like the Qaher 313?
>>62043419
>South
Stop this meme.
>>62043458
>(3.75 MB, 4549x3353)
I always laugh when Americans brag that they provide the military for other countries, America is like that guy in your class that nobody likes but he somehow has a driver's licence. why bother getting your own when you can just jew it off of your retarded 'friend'?
>>62043606
based
Uncle Sam bls gib new toys :-DD
>>62043653
No
Only greatest allies™ will get the F-35
>>62043721
>implying lockheed wouldnt sell them to everybody with a checkbook big enough
>>62040217
I want to fly on a drone
Savanna lads.
>>62044139
why do you have x wing pilots fighting for you
>>62043849
Why are the flags backwards?
>>62044231
In the case of the US, the stars always lead (look at the right shoulder of a soldier's uniform). Other countries, I don't know.
>>62044225
>Becase why the fuck not
Their training are inspired on old northeastern cangaceirps(rebels, kinda like robin hoods) and they wear leather uniforms so they can go through the woods without getting cut or scratched all the time.
>>62044523
>>62044139
that looks insanely hot to wear
>>62044614
It's either that or get scratched by some venomous plant and die in the desert.
>>62040517
and you?
>>62043606
Is that SAD?
>>62044277
>>62043849
The flags are meant to look like they're being carried forward in battle, same for patches on soldier uniforms
>>62039425
Debateble.
The rest of the yuro nations have systems that are perfect alternatives to Ageis, even superior.
>>62040902
>part time (territorial army)
We have to call them the Army Reserves now, it reminds them that they may actually have to deploy one day.
>>62045463
I wonder what they're laughing about.
>>62047217
>Ha! You Americans have hats! Is this what you wear to your capitalistic "baseball" games that I've heard so much about?
Our military is weak as you would expect but we have good special forces.
>>62051887
Do they do police work or just strictly military activities.
>>62051941
They help the police against cartels sometimes.
You can't even compete
>>62051887
>Our military is weak as you would expect but we have good special forces.
Why does every country say this?
>our military may be 20 guys with brooms and a handgun, but boy don't fuck with our special forces
>>62052144
Good. Cartel members should be shot on sight.
>>62052495
Because governments have neither the will, money, or means to train a large competent force but they can with elite small units.
>>62052569
>Because governments have neither the will, money, or means to train a large competent force but they can with elite small units.
This is a logical explanation that makes a lot of sense to me, and I feel pretty stupid for not having thought of it. Thank you.
>>62052647
No worries anon.
>>62034672
Confederate States
>4 years
>>62035633
Home guard, it's basically a militia. The Norwegian HG and the Minnesota NG have troop exchange every year I think, Norwegians visit Minnesota and Americans visit Norway and learn from each other.
>>62052495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVJlhYg2d3w
Their training is insane tho,they are ordered to raise a puppy, bond with it, then slaughter and eat it as part of their training. They are also shot so they can perform field surgery on themselves
>>62053243
Your ""special forces"" are Gendarmería tier...
They barely defeated Grupo Alacran from Gendarmería Nacional (wich is a police force) in Fuerzas Comando 2016.
>>62053243
bretty hardcore bro
also nice tavor at 0:10, good to see you guys shopping from Best Ally™
>>62041711
Bretty proud considering how tiny we are, m8. You own the best part of an entire continent, and we set you off to a pretty good start.
>>62057567
>best part of an entire continent
pretty rude to Canada and Mexico lad
>>62057567
Pax Brittania is so powerful it passes down to her colonies.
>>62058358
Descended from the most courageous Europeans, of course America was going to succeed.
The era of Europeans is coming to an end but what a hell of a journey it was.
![tyler-ziegel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mmPNSka.jpg "tyler-ziegel[1].jpg")
>>62042095
They are full of stupid Inbred Rednecks. This is what I like to see happen to them.
>>62059634
Get a load of this edgelord
>>62059804
Your military is known to have worse people than the Redneck bullet sponges.
>>62059880
Probably mate, but at least I don't get off on their countries armed servicemen having their faces burned off and their wives leaving them.
>>62059634
Fuck you're cool. You were the popular one in school, weren't you?
![ht_mankinucla3_071002_ssh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MBN38Ca.jpg "ht_mankinucla3_071002_ssh[1].jpg")
>>62059940
>>62059947
Just a San Diegan who hates loser military.
>>62052691
That's because we were fighting other Americans
>>62060103
>San Diegan
I'm not surprised you're from the People's Republic of California
>>62034672
Vietnam
>>62052387
op said military not gay protest parade
>>62044523
Ok, I get the utilitarian part about the leather, but wearing an orangey glowy color doesn't exactly strike me as good camo...
>>62044735
there are a lot of venomous plants in the Brasilian deserts? In Mexico we just trust peyote spirits will keep us out of trouble...
are goreans bro-tier?
>>62052387
What's the point of the gay leg loops? Everything about this uniform is garbage, it hurts every time I see it.
anyone else here actually /mil/ or is it just wanking?
>>62053243
this shit is retarded and gay, look at how they enter the room from 00:13, look how from the angle in the room you can see them approach the doorway and enter, and look at the fat gaps between them entering. what would realistically happen is the first dude would get shot in the doorway and the others would collide and just get mowed down. like for a propaganda video you'd expect more.
>>62053243
Meanwhile the men they face spend half the year picking up gringas in Mazatlan...
The Australian military is fucking dogshit
>90% of our gear is on loan from the US
>Our fucking grenades don't work, so we have to borrow US grenades.
>For some reason defence procurement always just decides to completely fuck over our equipment for no reason. ("hey lets take this light styer, remove anything good about it, then make it weigh 10kg more than before, FUCKING GEINUS)
>Australian military can't even keep it's equipment running (literally we can only run like 11 tanks in working order)
>We buy shit entirely based on what serves the vested interests of politicians.
Australia barely even needs a military anyway because as a country it's basically impossible to invade with a ground force unless you are the US, but jesus christ the ADF sucks shit.
GUYS I HAVE TWO OPTIONS.
Should I.... Continue on in the DEP and join the Air Force?
Or, should I go to Germany and reap the benefits of my dual citizenship and go to University there?
I'll value any input I'm leaning heavily Germany right now
>>62034672
United States
>>62035639
Not us?
:^)
>>62035639
>>62063758
just fuck already
>>62063721
Go to Germany you idiot
>>62063680
There are more chinks that are ready to land on your coast than you have bullets.
You think in the future all those cramped jungle-chink countries will continue to live like that with spacey australia right at their door?
>>62033814
Who else /Sapper/ here
>>62064049
but WHY?
Military seems like a good opportunity, but so does studying in Germany
>>62064166
Tunnel collapse when?
>>62035320
Well no shit, we'd be invading somewhere that's fucking miles away.
>>62035480
XDXDXDXDXD
>>62034011
>that downward palm salute
Always thought it looks shitty.
It looks like he's shading his eyes from the sun's glare.
>>62052764
>it's true
How neat and seemingly random.
Might have something to do with the scandi population in Minnesota?
>>62063034
Looks fine to me, it blends well.
>>62063115
I think so, dead trees and cactuses can make really ugly cuts tbqh.
Gonna dump some IS shit.
>>62065281
>>62065316
>>62065340
>>62065415
Anybody know a livestream of the french military parade?
>>62065494
Tried tf1?
>>62065438
>>62065554
>>62065620
>>62065639
>>62065552
http://www.francetvinfo.fr/france/14-juillet/direct-regardez-le-defile-du-14-juillet-sur-france-2-et-francetv-info_1540517.html
I found one
>>62042240
Underapeted
Night time is the right time xD
https://youtu.be/NqWrz0SauZM?t=2m5s
t. it was pretty much always like this.
Skip to 02:05 if it doesn't do so automatically.
>>62034672
FINLAND
WE WUZ HÄYHÄS AN MANNERHEIMS AND SHIIIIET
>>62040081
This
>>62034672
China
They already copied your patriot missiles, you're fucked
>>62042912
>>62033814
we could've beat the USA in the barbary wars
and would've of gotten away with it if not for those middling egyptians!
>>62034672
China cuz your economy will collapse the moment they stop trading with you
>>62064166
יותר טוב ללמוד עברית בצבא או לפני אני מתגייס?
אני מדבר אולי 25% בשטף
>tfw never lost a war
An amazing feel.
I found this at my parents house. Does someone know what this is?
>>62078316
The first and most obvious response should be "your mum's dildo lel".
On a more serious note, the blue thingie indicates a training round I think.
>>62078316
I think FNB means Fabrique Nationale Belge (Belgian National Manufacture).
>>62078363
Any idea how someone can get such a thing? My parents werent in the military
>>62078449
A gift or from a surplus store possibly. I know americans sell used AT-4 tubes for example.
