CHINA SUPREME edition
internet positif edition
MEYOR LOVES CHINA
MRT IMPROVEMENT WHEN?
I SICK OF THIS
PUTANG INA HINDI PA NAUNA SI MEYOR
>>62029745
just by a bike or move closer
>>62029636
How would we know if it's normal there and why would we care? Most don't care about crumpled money because only autistic elitist fagshit cares about that.
>>62029636
I crumple money to make people like you mad.
date pinoy and go exclusively for pinays y/n
>>62029783
It's not 大丈夫
>>62029839
>>62029839
KISAMA!!
pls explain
>>62029828
Just empregnate them and leave.
They won't mind much desu.
So many single mothers here tbqh.
>>62029858
STOP LOOKING AT ME
>>62029864
NANDA!!
>>62029822
Why can't you keep a wallet and properly fold your bills like a normal person?
Is that too much to ask?
>>62029943
>>62029955
I'm not a normal person.
>>62029920
Looks cute
Someone translate pls
>>62029971
や め ろ
>>62030022
>>62029976
REEEEEEE.
At very least try to conform with them by doing the sane thing like folding money to maintain their crispiness.
>>62029839
KISAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62029955
>keeping a wallet
>not putting your changes, bills, and coins on different pockets to avoid snatching
Step it up boi.
>http://www.todayonline.com/world/asia/families-leaving-isis-malaysia-not-islamic-enough-says-top-anti-terrorism-cop
>>62030049
>Not putting it in your bra/undies/socks
>>62030089
>socks
Aha! I do this for large amounts.
>>62030089
>Their bra/undies/socks doesn't have pockets
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-12/philippines-top-lawyer-urges-more-killings/7588234
>be pinoy
>get shot
>get sprinkled by crack
>>62029839
sou desu ka
Want to know what the most dangerous road in Tondo looks like?
>>62030049
no one want to snatch my electric bill
>>62030089
>>62030156
Heh. I bet you guys are thinking how girls are lucky to have their own natural pockets for things to hide in.
>>62030042
>>62030047
>>62030190
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love asean
bye~
>>62029500
Do not lewd the Kaede. Only I get ro do that.
>>62029585
>he likes Love Live
>>62029687
But I don't love the PRC.
>>62029783
Everything is DIEjobu
>>62030287
shine
>>62030284
Ever heard of the word boypocket?
>>62029839
TUSKIE!
>>62030049
>>62030089
>>62030156
>>62030284
not getting ALL THE POUCHES. Pic related.
>>62023927
>>62024604
>>62024753
>>62025184
>>62025787
>be quarter chinese president
>hates mainlanders
>fucks mainlanders over by winning a court case
>fucks mainlanders over by letting incompetent cops deal with hostage crisis
>pisses off mainlanders by strengthen the armed forces
Literally, a true patriot.
>>62027105
>are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
stopped right there.
>>62028995
Don't leak our plan, Snowden.
>>62029920
Allanwho Snackbars are delish. Hijab is for sluts.
>>62030049
my dad has a belt with a zipper inside where he keeps his money
>>62030335
Thanks, Dragon loon. I knew you anime taste is shite and cancerous.
>>62030453
>fucks mainlanders over by letting incompetent cops deal with hostage crisis
kek
>>62029920
Right tudung is more convenient than left tudung.
>>62030527
Why is the guy complaining to her
>>62030561
Because gets turned on by the left one more.
>>62030380
Nope, but I heard it from you.
>>62030561
too much skin, it's haram. They're going to chop her head off now and stone her corpse
>>62029920
They're talking about different type of hijab
>Left
>Tudung bawal
Iron for 5 minutes
Folding for 10 minutes
Adjustinb it takes 5 minutes
>Right
>Shawl
Takes 10 seconds
The guys says that she doesn't have to struggle to wear shawl, just wear tudung bawal, men likes it
"You think I wear this for men?"
The guy thought that the simple looking tudung bawal is easier to wear. This is akin to men saying I prefer girls without makeup when in reality those girls takes a lot of time to oull off the "no make up" make up look.
>>62030604
Why are British Muslims so violent? You don't need to stone her corpse m8, just chopping off her head is fine.
>>62030677
I like actual no make up. Make up tastes/feels weird.
>>62030524
Womyn have cleavage to stash some money.
>>62030839
They can jam it in your poonannies!
Line@ is going to be a paid service soon, how do you react to this?
>>62031031
Only Whatsapp is the one that matters
>>62031031
I don't use it so I don't care.
I really like SEA for some reason
>>62030677
Thanks, Yusuf.
>>62031134
That's actually my grandfather's name
>>62030966
>>62030839
>shoving it in da bagina
that's what I thought
>>62029839
>大
A man wiith no dick
>丈
A man with one dick
>夫
A man with two dicks
>>62031225
You sure are obsessed with mandicks anon
Reminder that /asean/ became slightly popular because our country did something as based as Our Lord Jesus. Be thankful.
I am a fan of the Philippines.
>>62031294
Im waiting for some fuckup our country does and inevitably makes people forget we ever did anything right again
>>62031031
>tfw Line@ accounts helped me through uni admissions with useful tips and updates
Literally why
I hope those nip jews isn't starting a new trend for social medias
WAREWARE WA OOOU DESHITA
>>62031193
Well, my mother used to stash some money in her cleavage conveniently sometimes, if she forget her wallet & doesn't have any pocket on her clothes.
>>62031343
Thank you Malaysia
I recently traveled you your fucking astonishing country and I cannot fathom the thanks, I have always been an avid traveler and regretted having to leave your country I have been to every single country aside from Zimbabwe and have never met anyone as friendly and selfless as yours. Just to give you an idea I dropped my wallet with nearly 3 grand pesos within it and one of you astonishing people followed and tried to catch up with me for 2 days and didn't even expect a single cent and tried to refuse me giving them a single ringgit. I cannot put into words my thanks for showing me the beauty and kindness of your country thank you so so much Malaysia and expect me back there really soon.
>>62031351
>nip
Line is gook.
>>62031031
only weaboos use that
>>62031351
This, what uni btw?
>>62031463
Line is Jap
>>62031436
Who the fuck gives his thank on a fucking country?
>>62031463
nope, it's nipshit
kakao is gook
>>62031225
>大丈夫
That's "Big Husband"
>>62031294
We will start winning now :)
>>62031294
Nah. Famous is Amos. *Tip fedora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ-X5AqmjtE
![[Ohys-Raws] Amaama to Inazuma - 02 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_17.20_[2016.07.13_01.30.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/srVpYq9.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Amaama to Inazuma - 02 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_17.20_[2016.07.13_01.30.55].jpg")
>>62031343
>American cartoons
>French cartoons
>ISIS cartoons
>Malaysian cartoons
>Indonesian cartoons
>Japanese cartoons
>Singaporean cartoons
>Chinese cartoons
>African cartoons
>Brazilian cartoons
>no Philippine cartoons
>>62031513
I thank ameriburgers everyday for nuking japan so they would becum kawaii.
>>62031553
>>62031511
Really? From what I know Naver is Gook.
Line was created in Naver Japan. It got popular when Japan earthquake happened.
>>62031627
wah
lancau cibai lah you
Watch this fresh chink meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=uBDsmpxwYsA
Mabuti pa ang mga isla pinaglalabanan
eh yung pag-ibig natin?
#Hugot
>>62031641
>he didn't watch super inggo
>>62031780
>super inggo
>cartoons
That was more like a doodle m8
>>62031709
Butter maymay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZUVGtSouCc
>>62031511
>what uni btw?
UGM desu senpai
>>62031772
kingina mo bakla ka
Do you usually have dinner with somebody or have it alone?
>>62032178
with the family
>>62031554
4 u
>>62031709
>>62031875
Nanking, who cares?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk
>>62031627
Can't even fucking shitpost properly, like aa real Australian. He's so fucking butthurt everyone fucking cringes.
And instead of laughing at how butthurt he is, the PAP arrests him instead of saying "LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT, LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH", they arrest him because boohoo he criticized the PAP.
Again, it's not like Singaporeans are good at banter. All of them, myself included, are pretty cringeworthy. And we get butthurt so easily our entire opposition politics could be mistaken for fucking tumblr.
Yes, I mad.
>>62032389
>from a Chinese movie
Japan sure is proud of being depicted "strong" by other people.
>>62032449
>Mad
You lose >>>/b/
>>62032178
I eat pussy while quality posting on tumblr, leddit and facebook, just be make gaijin talents in singapore flags butthurt and mad.
>>62030287
何でやねん
>>62032449
https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/05/10/interview-singapore-blogger-amos-yee-press-freedom-feminism-protest/
Oh, you triggered, babay?
>>62032178
With you.
Hey Philippines, here's a joke for you.
Global warming.
Rising sea levels.
>>62033208
we're pretty good at immigrating
>>62032850
He is literally the culmination of the failure that is Singapore's opposition politics. He is, in essence, the quintessial Tumblr SJW that is so popular in Singaporean Opposition Politics. He is the reason why everyone fucking continues to vote for the PAP, who should be labelled a fascist party but no one fucking cares because muh GDP growth.
>>62033208
Here's a better joke for you, Australia.
Philosophy
Geography
Science
>call for peace
>get suspended
kek
http://news.abs-cbn.com/entertainment/07/13/16/chinese-pop-stars-shan-cai-react-to-ph-china-dispute
>>62033345
>Tumblr SJW
He hate feminazis, you retard. You're blaming a kid for the failings of adults. Yeah, you're retarded. >>>/pol/ >>>/b/ >>>/reddit/
>>62033460
what do you expect from a commie state, they feed their citizens with propaganda 24/7. They always portray us as theiving cunts out to kill all chinese people, when we're really not.
>>62033603
Oh, and he wants child pron to be legal, so he's basically /a/.
>>62031641
That's good no degeneracy
Look at dutdut he thinks about the children
>>62033608
You did steal clay from muh muslims
>>62033686
Sharia lelz in Philippines when? Think of the sexy 9 year olds.
Pasar Malam sells fake Rolex for RM10-20
rofl
*cringes*
>>62030453
>>fucks mainlanders over by letting incompetent cops deal with hostage crisis
Yes surely he planned that
>>62033759
*penetrates you*
>>62033608
I don't think PRC can request Twitter to suspend a Taiwanese actress's account just because of that. I wonder what happened.
http://kaplog.com/kasalan-sa-probinsya-pinalamas-at-pinadede-ng-bride-ang-mga-bisita/
TFW I WILL NEVER INVITED TO A CHINK WEDDING
WHY LIVE?
Hey asean its faisal the chronically obsessed imouto guy
I touched my sister's sleeping body and licked her face in addition
I crave her but i can't level the fuck up and rape her
advice will be appreciated
>>62033108
but usually, I'm having dinner alone
>>62033900
Kill yourself, twice.
atas ane pedofil
>Hague rules on SCS
>nothing happens
Makes you think..
>>62033900
Let her see you with a boner. Watch TV together with a boner, play videogames with a boner, etc. Let her catch you masturbating using her panties.
>>62033603
I'll repeat myself.
He is THE RESULT of the FAILURES of the ADULTS in the PAP who destroyed student activism via policy, scaremongering and destroying Universities that didn't toe the PAP line. The ADULTS in the PAP created the monsters that are Chee Soon Juan, Roy Ngerng and Amos Yee and Alex Au.
There is literally no point to engaging the opposition politicians because they've closed the doors, shuttered their windows and are in siege mentality and are literally coasting on the fame hating Singapore gets them.
Also, just because he hates third wave feminism doesn't mean he can't act like one. Which is what he's actually doing.
>>62033908
That would no longer be necessary.
>>62033686
Good point. But remember that our culture is different compared to Japan and America. Our culture isn't pedophillic unlike theirs.
>>62033995
Tell that to our """"tourists"""".
>>62033973
Are you Singaporean? You know your stuff, more so than the average Singaporean.
>>62033900
pedophille.. someone call pdrm
>>62033995
Your culture isn't pedophilia but selling your children to foreign pedophiles.
>>62033972
I did almost all that you mentioned above specifically me getting caught masturbating to her pantsu
That put a strain in our relationship and she no longer acts as my kawaii imouto but more like tsun with no semblance of dere
>>62033900
kurangkan minum air ketum
>>62033952
It's hardly a surprise.
>>62034041
Sometimes I wish I wasn't born in Singapore. It'd be a tiny bit easier to not hate myself.
>>62033995
I don't know if it's still true, but back in 2010, most incidence of rape was done through incest, according to DSWD data. Mostly father and daughter.
>>62034108
Have you tried confessing to her about your totally incestual feelings towards her?
>>62034108
be careful.. penjara besi waiting for you
>>62033973
He doesn't have a tumblr page. So you're like blaming USA for creating ISIS? Sure, mate. If you kill your enemies, you lose. Top kekku.
If PAP wasn't more oppressive, they would be more "monsters" like the opposition you hate so much. They would just be less obvious in a larger sea of so called "monsters". You're reverse hipster who hates people who have no power, no popularity(within singapore), no money??? You're delusional and moving goalposts. Back to >>>/leddit/ and take your meds.
>>62031772
ilagay mo naman yung sarili mo sa tamang paraan boi
>>62034116
I grew up there, I truly sympathize with you and your people. I wish I had the chance to meet and speak with someone like you then.
>>62034041
>>62034116
Samefagging must be fun.
>>62034216
You want to talk a self-hating neo-con retard or something? >>>/pol/
>>62034223
Sure, if it makes you happy.
>>62033900
Confess your imouto and tell her you want to take her into Germany and married her. Post result.
>>62034116
why? your currency is high, should be proud yourself.
>>62034268
>Proxy fag
Sure.
Singapore is a nice country and the people are nice
>>62034290
We're still an exporting cuntry. Strong Sing$ hurts us, unless you're a billionaire sinkie holidaying in yuropoor.
>>62034164
My sister have had lots of admirers i never let them get close usually i stalk the guys who approach her and threaten them with a nail clipper pretending that its a butter knife
>>62034309
I like me too. Wanna annex us again? All you have to do is kick out UMNO and PAS.
>>62034172
Not until i deflower my imouto's maiden heart and body
That feel when Brooing up with vietbros
>>62034309
Hello, how's JB? Make sure to shake the car while refueling at the gas station.
>>62034380
>Cucks
They're cucks cucking their commie bros, anon.
>>62034369
No.. i hate Singapore Amoi.. Rude
>>62033728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibccMEG9PCA
Nice fedora above.
>>62034469
You so tsundere. Want anal?
In a sec, I throw the tec to your fucking neck
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some rec
>>62033859
why not marry one?
>>62034638
You're not singaPOOR enough for gold diggers.
>>62033900
just pray to allah and learn sharia law and tell your sister to marry you, if she resist drop some sharia law on her that you learn from sharia school
>>62028995
>>62034673
r-rude
>>62033973
>literally no point to engaging the opposition politicians because they've closed the doors, shuttered their windows and are in siege mentality
Chilling effect much? Both major oppo parties have written elaborate plans to fix the economy.
Examples
>http://yoursdp.org/publ/sdp_39_s_alternatives/education/26
>http://yoursdp.org/publ/sdp_39_s_alternatives/shadow_budget/24
Admit. You're christfag or some wacky islamist who loves fearmongering and hatemongering and wants everyone to be as ignorant as you, while you samefag yourself here with flag proxies. Faggot. Or you're just another IB trolloc. Try harder.
>>62034526
Yes
>>62033992
arigato anon
I'm happy that hearing your nice and calm word
>>62029839
Chinpokomon!
wokwokwokwokwokwokwokwok
>>62034903
We'll have a threesome after that
>>62034845
>ERP
>I push my finger into your flower of decadence. It pulses as if expecting my delicous god finger to bring it to nirvana.
>Thus I reach around to tweak your left nipple while my finger continues its wonderous journey , bending to stroke your prostrate gland
>>62034903
No need for thanks, it's nothing but simple pleasantries. How was your day?
>>62034903
Go to sleep, you.
>>62031093
Ecchi gaijin
>>62034277
I did confess subtely and i got called a sick freak bcuz of that
Life as an imoutocon is suffering
>>62035037
This is boring, by anal I just mean my dick tearing your cute butt apart as I scream, "MALAYSIA BOLEH"!!! like there's no tomorrow
Anyone read Ubel Blatt? Is it good? I heard it's edgy
>>62034742
Inshallah brother
There's this one persistant guy who won't leave my imouto alone to make matters worst imouto somewhat feels the same about him
I dont want an NTR route
>>62031294
Jesus is for rtards. Everyone else believes in Ies-sama.
>>62035175
I'm a sadist, and i want to destroy your boy pucci.
>>62035310
You should pick up the fetish quickly, it's the only outcome.
>>62035310
show us a pic anon, pls
>>62035325
Are you a girl though?
>>62034076
>tagalogs selling their children to pedophiles
>bisaya and muslims are strict as fuck, not even letting their children get near to foreigners especially white men
Yes, this is why this country should be broken into pieces.
>This is from Malaysia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco
>>62035310
Muslim lolis are reserved for muslim men indeed a marvelous blessing from Allah
>>62035422
hahahahaha
This >>62035444 was meant for >>62035397
>>62035024
lewd
But, I'll do anything for you
>>62035096
Not so well, caz I made a little mistake in the kitchen so chef got mad with me
>>62035129
maybe 1hour later
>>62035422
>this is from Malaysia
hahaha
>>62035484
Turning yanderes soft is cute :3
>>62035317
>not praising the one true kami
wew
>>62035422
You are visited by the Malaysian little girls of joy and will be blessed with happiness for the rest of your life, but only if you type
hahahahahahaha boleh
>>62031436
Shhh. Please don't talk about it loudly because the sincerity of the deed will be nullified. Just-- shh.
>>62035541
hahahahahahaha boleh
>>62035373
Only on /a/ and while playing Diablo.
>>62035484
Don't worry about it, you should have an early night.
>>62035397
Cebu is literally a Pedo den
Dumagete too I should know
>>62035625
And also...IRL?
>>62035704
there are no girls on the internet
>>62035397
[citation needed]
>>62033748
Do not say its fake. Knock off is a better word. We have choices to choose the quality and affordability. Fake should be use when it was a knock off but sold at as the original ones.
>>62035699
>Cebu
>Pedo den
What? I don't believe you, I've been there 3 times this year and I don't hear any news about that. Meanwhile in Makati...
>>62035699
Masbate and iloilo is the Angeles city of the visayas
Go to Davao or Cotabato for Mindanao
>>62035526
>cute
Terima kasih brit san ^_^
>>62035666
okey, I'll go to bed soon
>3 months semester break
>just pass 1 month already bored as fuck.
>balik kampung/ backpack with friends in broga
>part time job has no vacancy yet
>decided to stay home cardio and watch old animes for childhood nostalgia
>watch DBall & onepiece marathon followed by gundam seed
its boring guys what do? also i remembered theres 1 anime that i used to watch about a guy can talk to objects and suddenly went crazy or something
>>62035781
Cebu is fast becoming Angeles.
Some police even caught them doing the transaction in a jolibee
>>62035814
Just wait two more days to catch 'em all.
>>62035806
Rest well and may you have a good day tomorrow.
Malaysia boleh!
>>62035781
Makati is old news full of scams
Provincial city is where its at if you want sex tour, they have better attitudes about it too.
>>62035750
>http://7thspace.com/headlines/528582/response_to_us_trafficking_in_persons_report.html
>namely Tagalog, Indonesian, and Thai
>>62035781
There is but it only happened twice. The mother (who is a widow) is from Tacloban, and the other who was from Negros who needed more customers so they moved to Southern Cebu (Argao).
>>62035931
>And then VR MAN cummed hard inside Bin Supraman's anus
>And fireworks were everywhere.
>>62035956
Its more common than you think.
Some even think its better for them to end up with a foreigner than going to manila
>Be senator
>Still want to fight at Oct / Nov
Why?
>>62035888
You too
Thank you for your lovely kindness
>>62036025
Kindness is a warm gun. By gun i mean muh benis.
>>62036023
I thought his office released a statement that it's a false rumor
>>62036023
>china lost to people who voted for this and dutdut
>>62035806
Welcum :3
Jangan lupa jumpaku di UK ya :)
>>62035814
Read manga faggot
>>62036023
very cool
>>62035956
>literally googled "cebu prostitution"
>first result is a prostitution website "dimetravel.org/cebu-girls"
prostitution exists everywhere, dummkopf
>>62035814
join intelligent political discussion on /asean/!
>>62036086
are you brit or malay?
>>62036113
yes i am chinese jew
>>62035814
I just got a part time job at some sports clothing store. Paid 4.50 per hour for barely doing shit since customers are few.
>>62036139
studying in the uk?
>>62035814
>Swim in the morning 7am-9am
>Watch anime 9am-430pm
>/fit/ 5pm-6pm
>play Dota 6:30pm onwards
>shitpost sometime in between
Go watch LOGH man
>>62036113
I am a bule who can speak a bit of Malay.
>>62035956
Its language and not ethnicity
>no one is calling it Filipino anymore
>>62036164
""""studying""""
>>62036160
>4.50 per hour
mine pays 7 per hour. retail aswell
>>62036202
Are you the guy that married the local girl?
>>62036202
>>62036139
Well, which is it now?
>>62036202
no white person ever call themselves bule sakurahime
Imouto just woke up with me looking at her sleeping body she literally told me that she'd call the popos on me
Im in my room atm.
should i shut her up through rape
>>62036202
why are you in malaysia? are you a sex tourist?
>>62035951
>>62036018
What, coming from your imaginations? I suggest you go out from your comfort zones and see those places if what you're imagining is right. Local flight tickets are very cheap these days and tanimbala is gone too. As for my experience, Angeles City is indeed the worst case, Makati is the 2nd worst.
>>62036283
make her swallow the snake
>>62036283
You're going behind the bars anyway.
>>62036052
massage your benis then
>>62036086
nice ;3
>>62036283
If Griffith can
>>62036237
I am just in it so that I can make my CV look better.
But nice wage I guess. It's higher than Nando's
>>62036262
You got me ;___;
I am actually a Chink on summer break
>>62036023
Its a rumor he cleared it up
Him boxing again is my least worries about him
Hopefully he keeps it a low key persona to leseen the shame.
>>62036205
>Filipino is a language mixed with different tribal words from different tribes of the Philippines but mostly bisaya words
>Tagalog is spoken by Tagalogs
Filipino =/= Tagalog
>>62036334
Oh shit....a Yandere boy O___O
>>62036262
>sakurahime
more like Baka-hime ayyymirite?
>>62036202
Malaysian way to say whites are Mat saleh or angmoh
>>62036367
>>62036283
Im monitoring you now.
Dont do it man
>>62036321
>>62036330
>>62036367
its the final nail in my coffin
Amma deflower my unbelievably cute savory imouto
Is Lexi Belle still fat?
