You sound like the type of guy who only drinks water because some dude at a mcdonald who ran out of soda told you it was safe

I enjoy mayonnaise

A fucking leaf
Not particularly. I don't put it in anything I make or cook, but however, I don't mind it when it's in something I bought out, like in a restaurant or a store.

I can't say the same about mustarf. It tastes awful and reeks too.

>>62018021
If mayonnaise is made with eggs, why in the name of TinyTrip our Lord and Savior doesn't it have a single gram of protein in the nutritional table?

I don't get it. Is it made with some weird ass fake chemical eggs?

Fuck mayonanise.

>>62018021
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No

No, only tartar sause is good. The rest tastes like shit.

>>62018021
>Hellmans
Southfag

no, mayonnaise is shit.

I only use it for tuna fish, egg salad, and baloney sandwiches.
That's it.

>>62018487
>baloney sandwiches
My motherfucking nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc

>>62018515
another reason I like mayonnaise, because niggers hate it.

The only condiments I like are ketchup and mustard, and I only put those on burgers

>>62018021
Yeah, I used it in a lot of things. Always have it on chips and in kebabs.

It's really easy to make though, and you're better off doing that than using disgusting shop-bought """""mayonnaise"""""

>said it's good on fries, which it is

I thought I was the only one. Fucking delicious