/deutsch/
Fucking autist
bubulubu
>>62015808
>following rules is autistic
t. nigger
>>62015749
holy shit.......... really makes you think........
>>62015749
holy shit what a fucking mess
do they actually believe this?
>>62015862
probably not
most of the shit on that instagram isn't too bad
>>62015868
FUE
UN
ERROR.
El Muro
>>62015862
>>62015892
People don't believe that shit, monkeys do.
Same goes for those who believe shit like "new iPhone software update makes your iphone waterproof!!1!1!!"
if i make a paypal account can you guys give me money?
>>62016083
if i give you a address can you send me drugs?
>>62015868
First for serial killers.
http://www.azfamily.com/story/32426927/police-link-4-additional-crimes-to-string-of-unsolved-homicides-in-phoenix
>>62016083
no. get a job beanboi
>>62015749
>there escape plans
Dropped.
>>62016083
>>62016108
and this is the core of many many many probems represented in two posts
>>62016125
Shut your mouth and just send him some money. I don't need anymore of them hopping the border.
should I use an incense to try and attract a meowth?
What if we just
stopped the memes?
Finally got a gf guys, shes funny and nice and p cute too
>>62016209
sure
>>62016316
>tfw no gf
>>62016502
Congrats, hope you guys share lots of happy experiences together
>go on the rail road for my run
>each side is flanked by forests
>almost always just me there
>tfw actually saw someone else there for the first time but he seemed spooked and I lost him in the distance
I was really depressed and I thought it was a sign, I really wish I could have spoken to him
>>62016718
Clinton will cure your depression when she wins in November.
>>62016816
>>62016718
it was you anon, you saw yourself running away
>>62016817
their kids look fucking gross what the fuck
saw a chicano today
>>62016817
>Those kids
>/pol/ in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7uur2f0mbc
>>62016850
He was all in Black and he was just standing their, startled. I actually had a hard time telling if it was a person or not and when I went ti investigate he just moved off into the distance and I lost him. I've been using that railroad as a personal passage way ever since I was a young kid and it was one of the few times I've witnessed someone else there, really wish I could have spoke to him
>>62016964
lol he was probably up to some shady shit or something
what kinda weirdo wants to talk to strangers on the railroad tracks at night anyway
>>62017008
Doubt it, he wasnt carrying anything and he didnt run off immediately, he was just kinda standing their at first. Looked like he was working out almost. But yeah, you're right about talking to a random stranger on a secluded railroad, that's weird af for most sane people.
>>62017058
he might have been scouting the place for something, bring a gun/knife next time you go jogging there
>>62017058
Ever try to jump onto a train?
>>62017008
>>62017125
I feel perfectly safe there 2bh, it's one of the few places that puts me at ease. I really hope he wasnt up to anything nefarious because I dont want to run around with a gun strapped to my waste kek
Here is a pic of the rail road btw, lets hope it doesnt come out rotated
>>62016817
>its a "kids get all of moms ugly genes" episode
>>62016817
she has some nice hips though, cant blame the dude.
he must have been really praying for a normal looking child though considering theres 4 of those mongoloids
>>62016953
alt-right asian is my hero
>>62017172
Nah because it's a commuter train, they go slow enough that you could jump on but there's nowhere to jump on to.
>tfw Pokemon made me jog 5k today
Feels pretty good man, I should keep this up
why do some people suck?
>>62017455
same, I walked for 10+ km today
>>62017474
Well for me its my chicano genetics
>>62017474
self-centeredness desu
>>62017474
Some of those self-centered chicanos, man, they just rub me the wrong way.
http://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
Take a gander guys
Me on the left
>>62015749
ha hue my jews?
whats new in the news?
>>62017810
Trump announcing vp this friday, what's up with your name?
>>62017764
22350 - 6%
some of the questions towards the end I had to guess
>>62017764
I have no idea how this happened
>>62017771
got a three day ban for making a /cum/ thread with that image in spring 2015
still mad too, the old thread was on page 9, fucking jannies
>>62017986
The jannies hate Americans for some reason
ban guns
>>62017764
22500
these tests are so dumb, theyre designed to make people feel special
Ban Limeys
>>62017986
That doesnt make sense to me, what ever happened to everyone else that used to post here?
>>62017771
Made a new one because we dont have enough of these, wasnt sure weather to include german or lat bro so included both
>>62017986
Fuck you kid.
I got a 2 week global ban for posting vapeman last month.
>be janny
>ban oc
![Where's Vapeman? [[HARD MODE]].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d8YNTec.jpg "Where's Vapeman? [[HARD MODE]].jpg")
Thank god these assholes are getting riot charges
>>62018070
Forgot pic, shit
>>62018076
Found him
>>62016502
Make sure she doesn't have a penis.
when a doctor asks you if you're "sexually active" he's basically asking you if you're a virgin, right?
i'm not answering that.
>>62018158
Fuck, it took me a few moments just to find him even in this pic
>>62018094
>unironically allowing germany
>like to tease people
>only just realized that means I probably come off as really abrasive or mean
welp I guess I figured out why I have no friends
>>62018174
Yes and if you say you are he has to tell you about safe sexual activity and all that
>>62018076
is this the one from a few nights ago?
who /gonna cry tonight/ here?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZsrR7KCGyI
>>62018174
He needs to know so he can make a "better" choice on what medication(s) he should prescribe you.
Some medications can alter the effects if you're involved in physical/sexual activity alot since your heart rate, etc. is increased substantially.
Can't wait until Gingrich is announced as Trump's VP and we go full moonbase
>>62018314
Too bad that won't happen
>you will never live in a shithole of a country where the "black lives matter" movement is a thing
>>62017947
>>62018314
>Be chris christie
>Sellout to Trump
.become a joke
>Fetch his mcdonalds for him
>Still don't get selected as VP
kek
>>62018070
I think the whole general just gets all new posters every 3 months or so.
sometimes I think its partially my fault
/cum/ has seen many of my delusions
I'm pretty sure only three people have been here as long as I have and a couple who have lasted past the 2-4 month period
at least it keeps the loneliness away
>>62018314
Can't wait
>>62018398
It's already crumbling and being called out every time it's in the news. Only on certain sites is it still alive without repercussions.
>>62018433
>CNN
>calling out BLM
Lmao
>>62018469
Pretty sure Rudy Giuliani has already stated it's inherently racist to say only BLM on CNN and they were completely dumbfounded.
>he thinks trump is gonna win
topkek this was killary's year from the start. Just wait till the final stretch when she starts pushing the "1st wuman" bullshit
>>62018514
Nobody thinks that now fuck off
Do you give a fuck about accents?
>>62018571
So long as you don't have a Boston accent, I don't care.
>>62018540
i have a half assed texan accent.
fuck my life senpaitachi
>>62018626
How? You're not Tejano are you? Your flag suggests Mexicano.
>>62018401
I want to see a Trump presidency just to watch Chris Christie waddle around in Trump's shadow everywhere like a fat Oddjob
>>62018419
I've only been posting on /cum. for about a year and a half, I used to post under the Massachusetts flag though. I just miss all the old regional flag posters and personalities
>>62018653
I watched too much king of the hill between age 13-17 and somehow ended up with it
>>62018626
prove it
>>62018587
Is Boston accent that bad?
>>62018692
Weird. Is it only when you speak English or do you speak Spanish with a shitty Texan accent?
odds wank
>>62018702
It's fucking terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbK4cL3QSc0
>>62018676
there are a fair amount of people that have posted off and on since the beginning, not all of us give a fuck about r*ddit flags. That shit's a stupid circlejerk.
>>62018733
But the Canadian flag is a designated reditt flag in its own right?
>>62018729
It doesn't seem that bad to me at all
>>62018654
>waddle around in Trump's shadow everywhere like a fat Oddjob
kek
Maybe when Trump is doing a press conference we can throw treats at Christie look at the zoo
>>62018789
and your mothers face is my dedicated cum rag
>>62018698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RpKRZjhEA8
Pls no bully,told you its haf assed.
>>62018792
They stress their "a"s way too much and make it sound like "ah" every time. It's fucking annoying.
>>62018833
You sound like my Colombian friend who's been living here in Texas for most his life, so yeah it's kinda half assed.
>>62018833
Is that how you speak English, you sound like a Chicano.
>>62018849
Do you give a fuck about foreigner's accents?
>>62018833
Doesn't really give me a Texas vibe
>>62018892
I didnt speak like that before, i actually had a pretty neutral accent but seriously, watching King of the hill for 4 years fucked it up.
I'm watching VICE's Last Chance High series.
It's kinda interesting actually. Never could've imagined people like this exist. They are like animals.
>>62018904
Nah, I find them interesting. If they don't sound cool, they're funny, which is way better than annoying.
>>62018833
Do you at least live by the border?
I wonder if i sound Canadiam
I watched too many spooky videos and now I'm too afraid to sleep
pls hold my hand until I doze off
>>62018954
Yeah
There's a reason a lot of americums regurgitate the "public school is hell on earth" meme
It's not a meme, its reality
>>62018929
King of the Hill was a great show.
>>62018968
Which foreigner's accents annoy you the most?
>born and raised in Texas
>have no accent/drawl/twang
>Enrique gets an accent by watching King of the Hill
>>62019026
Propane affected him
>>62019057
Propane is a hell of a drug
>people from Tennessee were at the local bar this past weekend
>They said our accents sound like we're from Northern Ohio
>I've been to Ohio and no one sounds like that here
i was pretty rused
>>62019026
Many places around the US are losing their accents
>>62019019
Honestly, not many... Just Indians.
>>62019095
Why?
for how long has your grandmother being dead?
>no pokemon me
I'm one drowzee away from a Hypno
>>62019118
don't remember
internet fried my brain
>>62019118
both of mine are still alive and so is my great grand mother at 99
>>62019108
TV most likely.
>>62019088
Average american that doesn't know anything about anything thinks midwest accent = canadian accent, and they think all Canadians sound the same.
>>62019108
TV, being more accustomed to the "standard American accent".
>>62019118
Great grandma is still alive but my grandma died only a couple years ago
>>62019118
>mfw realizing both of them are still alive
>>62019118
7 months and 12 days, she died on new years
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xOcC8YbKNY
MAGA
>>62018982
Soundtrack is dank though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1W4YBWvZXo
Thinking about going on a poverty safari to Chicago maybe.
It's just weird how there are so many different accents in the US
Boston, NY/NJ, Minnesota, the southern states, the east coast where all the niggers are (that ghetto accent) Midwest accent, French accent in Louisiana etc
>>62019232
do you think these girls would be able to talk about why they support Trump and his policies?
Will Trump win the presidential elections?
>>62019254
No. They just know he attracts attention and that's what they love.
>rape has a culture but white people don't
>>62019255
probably not, even though the she just got off the hook for a federal crime she still has a slight lead in the polls and I'm pretty sure she's going to eat trump alive in the debates
I fucking hate her but she is very experienced in standing down her republican opponents and making them look like assholes
>>62018495
Not really, Giuliani called out BLM for being a racist organization and not focusing on black on black crime and only conveniently showing up when its police related violence against blacks, everyone else on the show, which was on CBS btw, disagreed and tried to act like that wasn't the case but they didn't give any kind of example of that not being the case
>>62019247
We have a lot too
Just in Atlantic Canada I can think of 6 or 7. They do tend to get more washed out east if Quebec though
>>62018994
Hank Hill made me realize anything but middle rare was haram.
>>62019332
But Trump is good on debates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-B_kmAebbQ
holy fuck that swede was right, they're literally monkeys
>>62019388
What the fuck happened to Chicago?
Why is it full of niggers?
>tfw now every time I see an unkown attractive girl I think "who is this semen demon" to myself
Why are women so cute?
>>62019421
I'm not sure, but i'm pretty confident it's the same reason for what happened to Detroit
>>62019388
I'm not watching that. I already have enough hate in my heart.
Young people:
>I don't watch TV
Then
>Proceeds to watch Netflix for 5 hours every day
>>62019421
Basically black people run north en masse every few generations. It's been that way since slave days.
>>62019388
holy shit the memes are real
ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
>>62019421
They fled the south and occupied northern urban centres.
D.C., NYC, Chicago, Philidelphia, etc. all got huge black populations.
Boston seems to be the only city that was spared, and even there is still pretty bad, but the negro tier Irish kept too many blacks from infiltrating
>>62019451
why did this make me laugh so hard?
>>62019462
Me desu. I say I don't watch TV but spend hours on Netflix almost everyday.
>>62019462
Netflix isn't television
>>62019388
just imagine if schools could still beat children
>>62016880
it has begun
>>62016880
What's wrong with Chicanos?
>>62019592
CHI
>>62019509
Is there a feud between black people and the Irish?
>>62019592
You have to go back
>>62019451
The part where the coach takes the fat psycho kid to a basketball game is the one inspiring and touching moment in that insanity
>>62019388
how come there are no black school shooters?
because they have metal detectors at the door :^)
How do I get a handsome yank bf?
>>62019602
>>62019613
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Chicano.
>tfw drink
help lads
>>62019386
Maybe against the clowncar of Republican candidates.
In the presidential debates we talk policy.
It'll be slaughter.
Bruhs why is 80s Euro synthpop so good
>>62019633
Have a cute, round ass and a pretty face
>>62019636
Well I guess there's nothing wrong with committing nearly as many crimes as blacks
>>62019605
Use to when the Irish were poor white niggers and trying to become white.
Now its Hispanics vs blacks.
>Niggers :^)
>>62019592
AAAAAAJAKJSAKJSKJSKSJKASJ
>>62019605
Not directly but both were historically an underclass. The Irish were able to overcome it though by assimilating. Anytime Irish and blacks were in an area, both trying to get the few jobs available to their kind, the Irish would win by any means necessary.
>>62017231
Those are clearly the effects of the dad's droopy eyes.
>>62019665
I'm 22 and have never been arrested so that doesn't apply to me or most of us for that matter.
>>62019665
>Have a cute, round ass and a pretty face
I have these, well my bum isn't that round tbph.
btw im not a grill ;^)
>>62019647
What are Donald Trump's policies?
>>62019666
*Mexicans vs blacks
>>62019712
Do some squats then
Is your benis feminine?
test
>>62019719
t.columbiANO
Anyone else unironically like chubby girls?
>flag very related
>>62019731
>Tfw no gf
>>62019743
Nah
>>62019743
I like them either really skinny or chubby, no inbetween.
>>62019739
CHI
>>62019529
Streaming video is not different from cable in any meaningful way in terms of content.
>>62019743
Depends on her face and her fat distribution
>>62019768
Is this from a porn video?
>>62019730
I have a fairly slender frame (not a twink, just fairly slender) so I think it would look weird if I had a big round arse.
also my benis is not really feminine, no, and I still have my foreskin praise yahweh
>>62019707
Come on lad, live a little.
>>62019768
>dat juicy THICC Taco Belle
>>62019787
More like food porn. She has a cooking channel on YouTube.
How do I get a girl to do this with me /cum/?
>tfw noanime gf
Which do you prefer people with Amerindian bloodlines or people with sub-Saharan African bloodlines?
One Punch Man is about to start playing on Toonami. Is it worth recording?
>>62019247
I think it's even weirder how England has a distinct accent for each city and it's surrounding area
>>62019822
injuns
>no IU
>>62019822
Never met a redskin or an African, so no clue.
>>62019714
Who knows
>>62019818
Post some Cho Chang dude. Ema is a rotten tomato now.
>>62019707
Okay José
>>62019853
Damn man, where do you live, I wouldn't count chicanos or afro americans as those two they don't know anything about their people.
>>62019818
be handsome and save her life in some sort of dangerous situation
>>62019889
That's what I meant. Blacks here are West African, and I've never met someone straight from Africa.
>>62019871
>Posting Salvadorians and blacks
Not relevant
what do you guys put on your pancakes
>>62019993
Maple syrup, only the stuff from Vermont (the best)
>>62019822
Amerindians by far
>>62019794
So you won't really pass as a trap then
>>62019993
Imitation maple syrup, log cabin specifically.
>>62019993
canadian/new england maple syrup with butter melted into it
I can't even eat the fake stuff anymore.
>>62019993
>Ruining your pancakes with syrup
I eat my pancakes raw like a man
>>62020017
>>62019743
Yes.
30% body fat is the limit tho.
>>62020017
Gross. Stop posting this smut.
>>62020016
>So you won't really pass as a trap then
I really doubt it. I'm hairy af but I suppose that can be waxed or whatever. My face is somewhat feminine but it's balanced out by my nice jawline and facial hair. Would take a lot of work but I might be passable at best.
But I wouldn't want to anyway, I'm a poof not a tranny.
>>62019993
Raspberry jam and cream, sugar and butter, or jam and ice cream.
>>62020116
Fuck that other dude.
I'll be your bf. I'm a total top although I do like sucking dick every once in a while.
>>62019743
I like thick girls but only when the thick is muscle
hi i'm from Long Point ontario
>>62018676
been here since it started in december 2014
the only personalities I miss are swag and norgebro
otherwise i'm okay with people being gone because they can't remember all the nonsense i've posted in my /cum/ career
>>62019993
>>62020157
>muscle
>thick
that's not thick that's just nasty musclechick shit, grills that get big asses and hips from working out aren't the same...it looks and feels different. They're hard, like men, not soft.
>>62016718
It was a reflection of your past
BOY I BOUTTA DO IT
>>62020141
>every once in a while.
sorry cunt it's gunna be a lot more than than, I'm not some kind of exclusive bottom to just be used
and if I'm giving up my bum, so are you
>>62020273
Why don't you become a truck driver instead? You make more money and you don't have to lift packages. Getting a CDL is ass easy too.
>>62020273
I hope you're ready to make no more than $125 a week doing hard labor at Mexican speeds.
t. Package/Air Handler for 8 months.
Bordering on another existential crisis what do lads
>>62020313
take it easy
>>62020313
Buy plane tickets to Japan.
>>62020287
>and if I'm giving up my bum, so are you
I'd like to see you try you little sissy.
>>62020313
turn 18
>>62020309
UPS doesn't hire drivers out right, they recruit from their employee pool, as in you have to be with the company, show commitment, and then put your bid in for the drivers position which could takes months just to get accepted. Then they'll train you for your CDL.
You also can't have ANY traffic violations in the last 3 years and now DWI/DUI's in the last 5 years (only one is acceptable, any more and you're not qualified).
All the jobs you see on UPS for drivers positions or ANY position other than package/air handler are for current employees (UPSers).
In other words, you have to start off doing Mexican labor for at least a year before you get to move up the ladder. But it's worth it.
Plus the benefits of just being employed by them, even starting as a package/air handler, are awesome.
>>62020337
That's what I am planning to do
>>62020344
I bet you'd change your tune once you had your legs in the air and my tongue in your bum.
Haven't showered in 3 days. I can smell myself.
>>62020313
LSD/MDMA
My high speed data resets tomorrow and I still have half a gig left
Post high res pics
>>62020380
>only 3 days
lmao
>>62020380
What the fuck
I'm trying to find this picture, it's of a middle school dance, and this kid is in the center and this mass of other kids are standing away from him and staring at him, and the kid is just staring into space.
The kid is wearing a really colorful jacket, and he has blond hair?
I can't find it. I've been googling forever
help
>>62020362
Trucking is one of the few industries that's really in demand of workers right now. I would't wait around slinging packages in a warehouse for a promotion that might not come for years while there are companies out there that will pay you to get a CDL. Trucking is certainly tough work, but even if you are running cheap cargo, you'll still make OK money. Maybe there are even some contractor jobs still open in the Middle East to be had. You could work there for a year and make out handsomely.
>>62016817
At least the boy looks fairly normal
>>62020491
I would try trucking but idk if I could drive for 36 hours a day
