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Colonial Edition

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your language and flirting skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share stories, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.

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>>61984455
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What the fuck happened to the last thread?
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>>62000593
It get filled with cp so it had to be taken down.
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>>62000755
Fugg, did that Norwegian guy respond me? Couldn't check it on time.

Pls post a a random 6/10 grill in Norway :3
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Well, in any case, I need my question answered, so I'm reposting it:

>qt's slowly starting to ghost me
Is there any way to still recover at this point?
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>>61999745
Don't let the bunad clothes play tricks on you.
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>>62001146
Oh, this was supposed to be an answer to the German who posted:

>Could you pls post a pic of a random Norwegian girl that you consider 6/10?
>I'm really curious
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>>62001146
>>62001195
And a non-blonde example.
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>>62001146
Is she 12?
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>even goddamn germany has oversea influence in Namibia
>there are literally zero african qts that would like to be dominated by italian man
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>>62001310
What's wrong with Italian qts?
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>>62001303
I believe she was 19 when the pic was taken.
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>>62001146
>>62001241
good response HÃ¥kon, I kind of find these grill attractive desu.
But then again I weirdly only feel attracted to 6-7/10. Could it be because I'm too insecure to hit on model-tier girls?
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>>62001817
Well, it depends on what you consider a 9-10/10. Many "10"s will look very superficial which doesn't really attract me, so in my eyes they're not 10, but there are those who look down to earth as well as being the most beautiful creature you could've wanted. I guess Voe could be one such girl, but I'll try to find another 9-10/10 to show you what I'd consider just that. But you know, it's very subjective I guess.
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>>62002425
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>implying a non-east asian can ever be anything higher than a 4/10
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>>62002508
Well, she does look down to earth, but in reality I think she's not due to being a bit of a celeb in Norway. But yeah, that's one example from me anyway.
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>>62002425
>>62002508
>>62002588

I get what you mean, I kind of find too attractive girls kind of superficial, but it's prejudice most of the time.
Anyway I kind of dislike the manly faces of the three "9/10's" you posted, but that's quite a Nordic attribute in women and then again beauty is subjective for the most part.
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Just ordered a "Hillary for Prison" t-shirt for my racist Polish qt

Noice
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>>62003251
That's cute.
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>mfw 5/10 local girl I met on interpals 2 years ago (and lost my virginity to) writes me after such a long time
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I can't upload a photo, God damn it.
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>>62004631
Why?
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OSMAN SHALL COLONIZE YUROP
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>>62004679
I don't know, it returns a server error.
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>>62001146
Do you have any more pictures of this girl? She's adorable.
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>qt is getting sexually harassed by some perv at work

fugg :DD
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>tfw my qt russian is visiting me in 9 days
It will be quite nice to see her, shes way out of my league so hopefully she wont leave with 1 or 2 of my kidneys
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>>62006685
How do you manage to pull off shit like that, anons? I can only get a girl when I'm really drunk, and even then I babble about how Carinthia should be part of Slovenia.
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>>62007205
i started talking to her while i was with my ex. I was a complete ass towards the russian girl, but she was apparently jealous towards how faithful to my gf i was and how i helped her through her issues. I broke up with my ex, and me and the russian stopped talking for a month because we had a tiny argument when discussing WW2 and i mentioned my grandparents on my mothers side helped the nazis. etc etc

we started talking again, she said she missed me a lot, and from then on out it was a breeze really
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>>62007327
Very nice, anon. I'm currently speaking to a Russian qt too. In time, perhaps she will visit me as well.
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>>62008992
lets double-date senpai. will be very romantic
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>>62009040
I just started talking to her, so it will be a while if it ever comes to that. But it would be pretty cool if we had a double date at some point. Two guys in the same situation, and two girls in the same situation.
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I wish best of luck to both anonsens in their pursuit of a qt femanonska.

I still can't upload a photo, though. Now it returns error immediately. I can only guess they are working on fixing the issue.
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>>62007327
>and i mentioned my grandparents on my mothers side helped the nazis
Story time, Torgeir.
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>>62010197
>I can only guess they are working on fixing the issue.
Lmao they never fix anything on this site. It just always get worse and worse.
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>>62010197
Try to delete cookies and log in again.
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>>62010197
Are you sure it's a jpg? They only accept jpgs.
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>>62010197
Are you englert's girl?
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>>62010824
It worked, thank you so much.
Now, how does one proceed? I can't just write to a qt I fancy, can I?
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>>62011656
Excuse me?
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which qts are the best and why are they Korean?
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>>62011821
You're welcome.

Yes, you can. Try keep it between 2 and 4 lines on first message. No less than 2, because many of them hate short and lazy greetings, but it's not necessary to write more than 4 lines (and too long messages might be a total TL;DR for them). I rarely write 4 lines even. Just 2 or 3, and preferably some of your message will be some kind of comment on whatever she has written on her profile about herself, not about her nice looks or nice pictures. At least that's what I do.

And also, there is one thing some likes to do, you can just click yourself into a ton of female profiles without writing a message, and then they will see that you've been there and they'll be curious and check you out. Then they might write to you if they're interested.

However, most of us who have been on interpals a while prefers simply to choose a specific qt that sparks your interests, because it will be more rewarding and less boring to chat with her. You can imagine the boring and meaningless one-liner conversations one would get if you talked to every random girl whose profile you'd clicked into before.

Anyway, just have fun and talk to the girls you like, and it will be all fine.
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>>62011821
>>62012292
Oh, and your first message should (in my opinion) contain some kind of question so that you're prompting a response. But maybe that's obvious?
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>>62012292
>>62012383

I will do so. I think I'll combine the two methods and hopefully produce some results.
Thank you, Norway.
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>spanish girl begins sending me messages in spanish after she saw i had some knowledge on my profile
>have to bust out the ol' GCSE spanish skills
hope my A doesn't fail me
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I just left my main qt Internet gf in ukraine after 3 weeks...very sad, she cried a lot desu.
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>>62012292
This should be in the pastebin.
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>>62013012
Make some mistakes on purpose if you are good at it. They are quirky and get attention.
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>>62013311
I'm probably making mistakes, it's been quite a few years since I had any lessons. Have to search up at least one thing every paragraph 2bh.
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>>62012966
Good luck chuch!

>>62013153
Some of it is already mentioned in the pastebin, I think.
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>>62013120
>I just left my main qt Internet gf in ukraine after 3 weeks
>Internet gf
Lmao
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>>62013012
Ask her for a cerveza.
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>>62001442
They are too good
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>>62015750
Truth. Italian qts are the bestest. Hotter than any of the slav countries, more devoted than Asians and more passionate than Latinas. Truly the perfect women
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Italian girls like drama a little too much desu plus they tend to get fat when they get older but that's normal for most people.
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http://forum.interpals.net/forum/interpals/general/2832475-what-do-you-think-of-pakistan-and-pakistanis

>oh I see what you are saying. Yes they have different ethnicities most of which are Indian ones such as Punjabi,Gujarati,Sindhi etc... But people with same ethnicities live in different countries in other parts of world too , such as ,Slavic countries or Latin countries or Saxon Countries or even Kawkaz.
If you exclude these people with same ethnicities,there are still many other ethnicities in India and Pakistan who look completely different. Also on average Pakistanis are way taller than Indians , and Pakistanis are also way fairer than them .

I thought shitposting about which countries are whiter than others was just a meme
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>>62016511
Pretty smart too.

>>62016819
In my experience they are always very thin. Not even voluptuous, much to my surprise.
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The Old Testament is the Torah, the New Testament is the gospel, and the last Testament
Is the Quran , and Jesus Christ peace be upon him was a Muslim and worshiped God
and Mary the mother of Jesus was a Muslim and worshiped God , We love Jesus peace be upon him
a lot because he is one of the best messengers of God
Did you know that Jesus peace be upon him mentioned in the Quran?
Prophet Jesus peace be upon him mentioned in the Quran 25 times
Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him mentioned in the Quran 5 times
JESUS (peace be upon him ) in the QURAN
The Islamic view of Jesus lies between two extremes. The Jews , who rejected Jesus as a Prophet of God, called him an impostor. The Christians, on the other hand, considered him to be the son of God and worship him as such. Islam considers Jesus to be one of the great prophets of God and respects him as much as Ibrahim (Abraham), Moses, and Mohammed. (Peace Be Upon Them) This is conformity with the Islamic view of the oneness of God, the oneness of Divine guidance, and the complementary role of the subsequent mission of God's messengers.
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>>62018264

The essence of Islam - willing submission to the will of God - was revealed to Adam, who was passed it on to his children. All following revelations to Noah, Ibrahim, Moses, Jesus, and finally Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Them) were conformity with that message, with some elaboration to define the revelation between man and God, man and man, man and instructions. Thus, any contradictions among revealed religions is viewed by Islam as a man-made element introduced into these religions. The position of Jesus in the three major religions - Judaism, Christianity, and Islam - should not be an exception.
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>>62018291

Although the Quran does not present a detailed life-story of Jesus, it highlights the important aspects of his birth, his mission, his ascension to heaven, and passes judgements on the Christian beliefs concerning him. The Quranic account of Jesus starts with the conception of his mother, Mary, whose mother, the wife of Imran, vowed to dedicate her child to the service of God in the temple. When Mary became a woman, the Holy Spirit (the Archangel Gabriel) appeared to her as a man bringing her news of a son. We read the following dialogue in the Quran between Mary and the Angel:
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>>62018325
"When the angel said, "Mary, god gives you a good tidings of a Word from Him whose name is messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, -high honoured shall he be in this world and the next, near stationed to God. He shall speak to men in the cradle, and of age, and righteous he shall be, "lord" said Mary "How shall I have a son, seeing no mortal has touched me? "Even so, he said "God creates what He will".
When he decrees a thing He but say to it, "Be", and it is. (Al-Imran 3:45-47)
In a chapter (Surah) entitled "Maryam" (Mary), the Quran tells us how Mary gave birth to her son, and how the Jesus accused her when she brought the child home:
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>>62018352
"Then she brought the child to her folk, carrying him, and they said, "Mary, you have surely committed a monstrous thing. Sister of Aaron, your father was not a wicked man, nor your mother a woman unchaste. Mary pointed to the child; but they said, 'Hoe shall we speak to one who still in the cradle, a little child. And he said, 'Lo, I am God's servant, God has given me the Book and made me a Prophet Blessed He has made me ,wherever/may be; and hi has enjoined me to prayer, and to give the alms so long as I live, and likewise to cherish my mother; He has not made me arrogant and wicked. Peace be upon me, the day I was born, and the day I die, and the day I am raised up a live. "Maryam 19:29-33)
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>>62018376

in the same chapter, following the above quotation, God assures Mohammed (PBUH) and through him the whole world, that what is told above is the TRUTH about Jesus (PBUH), although Christians might not accept it. Jesus is NOT the son of God: He was obviously enough, the son of Mary. The verses continue: "That is Jesus, son of Mary, in word of truth, concerning which they are doubting. It is not for God to take a son unto Him. Glory be to Him, He nut says to it, 'Be, and it is. (Maryam 19:34-35)
After this strong statement about the nature of Jesus, God directed Mohammed (PBUH) to call the Christians to worship the one God: "Surely God is my God, and your God, so surely serve him. This is the straight path". (Maryam 19:36)
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>>62018404
The rejection of the very idea of God having a son is restated later in the same chapter with even stronger words: "And they say, The All-merciful has taken unto Himself a son. You have indeed advanced something hideous. As if the skies are about to burst, the earth to split asunder and its mountain to fall down in the utter ruin for that they have attributed to the All-merciful a son; and behaves not the All-merciful to take a son. None there in the heavens and earth but comes to the All-merciful as a servant" (Maryam 19:88-93)
The Quran recognizes the fact that Jesus had no human father, but this does not make him the son of God, or God himself. By this criterion, Adam would have been more entitled more entitled to be the son of God, because he had neither a father nor a mother, so the Quran draws attention to the miraculous creation of both in the following verses; " truly the likeness of Jesus, in God's sight is as Adam's likeness; He created him of dust, then He said upon him, 'Be' and hi was. (Al-Imran 3:59)
The Quran rejects the concept of Trinity God the Father, God the son, God the Holy Spirit - as strongly as it rejects the concept of Jesus as the son of God. This is because GOD IS ONE. Three cannot be one. The Quran addresses Christians in the following verses from the Surrah entitled "An-Nisaa" (The Women)
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>>62018432

People of the Book, do not go beyond the bounds in your religion, and say nought as to God but the Truth. The messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, was only the messenger of God, and his word (Fulfilment of his word (Fulfilment of His command, through the word "Be", for the creation of Jesus) that he committed to Mary, and a spirit originating from Him (was given life by God). So believe in God and His Messengers, and say not 'Three'. Refrain, better is for you. God is only one God. Glory be to him-that He should have a son! To Him belongs all that is in the Heavens and in the Earth; God suffices for a guardian.
The Messiah will not disdain to be a servant of God, neither the Angels who are close to Him. Whosoever disdains to serve Him and walks proud, He will assuredly muster them to Him, all of them.
As for the believers, who do deeds of righteousness, we will pay them their rewards in full, and He will give them more, of His bounty; as for them who disdain and walks proud, then He will punish with a severe punishment, and they shall not find for them, apart from God, a friend or helper." (An-Nissa 4:171-173)
The denial of Jesus's divinity (and. For the matter, of Mary's divinity) is presented in the Quran in the form of a dialogue, at the Day of Judgement, between the Almighty Jesus. All the Messengers and their nations will gather before God and He will ask the Messengers how they were received by their people and what they said to them. Among those who will be questioned is Jesus:
"And when God said, 'O Jesus, son of Mary, did you say unto men, "Take me and my mother as gods, apart from God"? He said, 'To you be glory! It is not mine to say what I have no right to. If I indeed said it, you would have known it, knowing what is within my heart, though I do not know your knowledge; you know the things unseen. I only said to them what you did commands me: "Serve God, my God and your God." (Al-Maida 5-116)
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>>62018464
Note that "praised one" is a translation of "Ahmad" - The Prophet Mohammed's name. Careful study of the New Testament shows that Jesus refers to the same Prophet in John 14:16-17: "And I will give you another Counsellor (ThProphet Mohammed). To be with you for ever, even the Spirit of Truth."
The usual explanation of this Prophecy is that the counsellor referred to is the Holy Spirit, but this explanation is excluded by a previous verse in John: "Nevertheless I tell you the truth: it is to your advantage that I go away, for if I do not go away, the Counsellor will not come to you."
The characteristics of this counsellor, as can be derived from the prophecy, are that he will stay forever with the believers, he will glorify Jesus; and he will speak that he hears form God. All four characteristics apply to the Prophet Mohammed. He came six centuries after Jesus. He came six centuries after Jesus. He came with a universal and everlasting message, fulfilling the prophecy that the counsellor will stay forever with the faithful. He glorified Jesus as a great Prophet. The Quran attributes to Jesus miracles not mentioned in the Bible's Old and New Testaments, as well as specific verses in the Quran show how the Prophet Mohammad is rejected by Jews and Christians out of prejudice and misunderstanding, rather that carefully study the Bible.
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It is a sad fact of history that not many are following the "straight path" to which people were called by Jesus. He was only followed by a few disciples inspired by God to support him. The non-believers plotted - as they would against Mohammed, six centuries later - to kill Jesus. But God had better plan for him and his followers, as the Quran tells us:
"And when Jesus perceived their unbelief, he said 'Who will be my helpers in the cause of God? The apostles said, 'we are Gods helpers. We believe in God; so bear witness of our submission God, we believe in that you have sent down, and we follow the Messenger. Inscribe us therefore with those who bear witness. 'And they devised, and God devised, and God devised, and God is the best of divisors. When God said, 'Jesus, I will take you to Me and will raise you to Me, and I will purify you (of the falsehoods) of those who do not believe. I will make your followers above the unbelievers till the Resurrection Day."(Al-Imran 3:52-55)
As the above verses indicate, Jesus was taken and raised to heaven. He was not crucified. It was certainly the plan of the enemies of Jesus to put him to death on the cross, but God saved him and someone else was crucified:
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"And for their unbelief, and their uttering against Mary a grave false charge, and for their saying, 'We killed the messiah, Jesus son of Mary, the Messiah of God"…yet they did not slay him, neither crucified him, only a likeness of that was shown to them. Those who are at variance concerning him are surely in doubt the following of conjecture; and they did not kill him of certainty…no indeed; God raised him up to Him; God is Almighty, Allwise. There is not one of the people of the book but will assuredly believe him before his death, and on the Resurrection Day he will be a witness against them." (An-Nissa 4:156-159)
The Quran does not explain who was the person crucified instead of Jesus, nor elaborate on the Second Coming of Jesus. However, explanators of the Quran have always interpreted the last verse of the above quotation to mean that Jesus will believe in him before he dies. This understanding is supported by authentic sayings (Hadith) of the Prophet Mohammed may the peace and blessings of Allah him and upon all His Messengers
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>mfw some muslim expected me to read that wall of text
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>>62001310
Just go to France and pretend to be a refugee.
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>>62007205
flag desu

I'm ugly as fuck and no girls here care to take a second look but I can pull girls on IP quite easily. (have met two)
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Making an account now

Are there any guy qts tho? I need a papito.
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>>62020896
tons
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>>62020896
Me if you're a girl.
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any qt gay guys?
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>>62022284
Me if you're a "girl".
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I want Muslim QTs lads

(No South East Asia though).
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>>62000531
hi
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Is she up to something?
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After several months of talking to my Polish QT it just now hit me that she speaks better English than I do
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>>62023567
Is she Czech or Slovak?
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>>62023567
Get them nudes ASAP. If she hesitates, threaten her with cartel style decapitation.
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>>62023567
say "I would bend you over and ravage your ass, your boyfriend is a cuck"
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>>62010480
they were part of NS/Nasjonal Samling, basically the norwegian fascist party. They joined out of fear of the Russians etc. But yeah, they housed some old soldiers whos job it was to take care of a watchtower overlooking a fairly large river for British figthers. My grandfather also guarded the border to sweden, but never really did anything. Worst accusation was that he maybe hit someone.

So the russian girl got buttmad because i said i understood why they joined, and how russia was genuinly seen as dangerous as the time
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>>62024525
Rysskräck can be a powerful thing.
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>>62024559
My grandmother who still lives is very low-key racist though, which is a bit funny. But she doesnt regret what she did. She also showed me letters she had exchanged with one of the german soldiers after the war. That was pretty cool actually
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>>62024651
>low-key racist

Same goes for the elders in my family. Except for my gramps though, once he starts berating Russkies, Gyppos and faggy Swedes he can't stop.
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>>62024559
There's literally nothing wrong with hating russians though. It should be a natural reaction for any normal person.
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>>62023367
Hi
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LADS

Tajikistan Girls on Interpals are all very beautiful
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I joined yesterday and used qtcrawler, but now this message gets displayed when I try to visit a profile:

> Hold on! You have been visiting too many pages in a short period of time. Take break and come back later :)

Are they countering the usage of the scripts? How long does this "ban" last?
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>>62028360
>How long does this "ban" last?
Forever, scripting is haram
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>>62028427
We'll see. I think I would have been notified if I had been banned forever. Judging from the message it's a temporary thing.
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>>62022359
>>62022116
Thankyou so much this gave me a good giggle
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>>62028427
It works now.
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>>62022498
Become Muslim , be white, have an okay amount of money and wealth, travel to the Islamic country of your preference (I recommend Turkey forbEU benefits), go to the local mosque semi regularly, and random people will just ask you if you're married and try to set you up.

If you don't do these steps you can't really expect a hijabi or better yet a niqabi. But Lebanon isn't bad.
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>>62029790
>T*rkey
>EU benefits
You're retarded
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>>62029790
This is actually a good plan if you're really set on getting a beautiful muslim wife. The best thing about this is that a muslim family will try to set up their most beautiful daughter with you because you have wealth(at least for them you'll be wealthy) and can provide for her and your family.

But I'll say this though: What the freaking fuck, why would you want to become muslim, even as a pretence, and why on earth would you want a hijab/burqua/niqab wearing wife raising your child as muslims and so on. Fucking haram, man!
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>>62031533
Have you ever hung out in a mosque and drank tea habibi? It's quite relaxing
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>>62032941
We don't have mosques here. Only a couple in Oslo, if I'm not mistaken. Fuck Oslo for having them, I say. I wouldn't mind a nuke there - let's do it in July when the amount of Norwegians who are vacationing abroad is at its greatest, which will minimize the Norwegian casualties as much as possible. On a second thought, let's not make it a nuke either, lets just do it with a couple of the largest non-nuclear bombs the USA have, so that we may come back to the city and rebuild it and live in it.
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>>62033324
I don't know if the same is the case in Norway but my sheikh told me that in Sweden, all of the mosques are government funded but that the government hires whichever imam they want
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>>62033324
Careful with that edge, Anders.
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>>62033525
It's like that in Norway too. All religious "temples" are funded in Norway, indlucing the islamic ones. It's been debated in Norway whether that should continue, because we are seeing some disturbing things in the mosques(which tend to keep whatever happens inside a secret from the public).

>>62033568
Yeah I know. But seriously though, I don't like that islam is cuddled so much. Let them be free to believe what they want of course, but also let them fucking fund themselves. In fact, all religious temples should fund themselves, I think. But this thread is not for politics so I'll end it there.
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why do people even ask kakaotalk and so on if they can't be bothered to put effort into talking? i don't want these one phrase exchanges but apparently that's what these are for
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>>62035657
sad
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>>62036746
what? i've never used these apps before. i talked to girls just fine on ip but now there seems to be completely different communication protocols on these apps. is it frequent exchanging of short messages? is there some convo guide for whatsapp, line telegram?

thank you
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>>62024396
she a grill
>>62024462
probs later, I'm having fun with with plain old sexy flirt.
>>62024507
That turns me the fuck up, I already told her my plans about cucking my ex-date's bf. She told me to go for it.
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>>62037263
that autsim
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I have been talking to a Korean qt for a few hours; this is the longest conversation I ever had with a girl, online and irl too.

I'm happy because I'm finally talking to a girl but at the same time I want to fucking kill myself for not knowing what to talk about. How to be funny and interesting?
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>>62037907
why is german humor so shit?
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>>62038594
that was no joke, m8
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please reply

>>62038671
le
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>>62038302
I think you just have to be lucky. I remember a girl I met on omegle webcam a couple of years ago. She was a gorgeous blonde from Silesia. I still remember her name, she hated Germans as much as I did and we talked about history for hours. I haven't met any interesting women since.
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>>62038302
> How to be funny and interesting?
Don't be, most girls in cp have autism, just talk about what you do and admittedly say is retarded if you think is retarded. I find it easy to relate with women more than men; just give her the occasional flirt they so much crave. Call her cutie, gorgeous, little girl. Ask her about her life, what she's up to, her plans in life. 90% of the girls don't give a shit about your inner self, they just want to be heard and feel wanted.
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just signed up to interpals how does it work lads
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>>62040424
It doesn't
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>>62040424
It's in the OP's post, you click in the pastebin link.
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>>62040424
I'm a newbie too. Just read the pastebin, every word is true.

One Thai woman actually speaks very good English, so I'm talking with her.
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>>62039373
>most girls in cp have autism

José knows. I would even dare to say that Interpals has proportionally as many autistic and/or depressed grills as 4chan autistic and/or depressed guys has, including myself desu.
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>>62040749
Kek are you guys asking Swedish women about the refugees?

I asked one "What is the refugee situation like over there? I want to hear it straight from the proverbial horse's mouth" and she responded "why is everyone asking me about refugees?? aren't they humans?"

This is pretty funny to me.
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>Cute German girl talks about how her boyfriend doesn't do anything sexual with her and how my dirty talk gets her wet.

No wonder Germany is becoming a cuck country.

Why are Europeans so afraid of sex?
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>>62041581
if your pic is porn, please share sauce.
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>>62038302


>>62039373
This

I have a natural sarcastic humor and I sometimes take it too far, I tend to forget these girls have basic English skills and a lot of my shit just flies over their heads.

Keeping it simple with some light teasing works best. Not too heavy on the romantic shit though, Turks have ruined that for all of us.
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>>62041808
It's one of Lana Rains videos.
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>>62042278
greatest ally
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>>62041581
well can't blame him, who'd want to get sexual with >german girls
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>>62043254
why
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never really talked sexually with a girl online
would feel a bit awkward tbqh
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>>62043303
they are nasty sluts without honor and obsessed with muh feminism
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>>62043303
germans like to complain about everything
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Finally got some full body pics of one of my qts are she turned out to be fat. But she's pretty freaky so I am still trying to decide if it evens out for my dick yet.
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Is there any way to see whether someone viewed your profile more than once?
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>>62044788
Just check when last they viewed it. If there's a difference then they've viewed your profile more than once
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>>62044788
no but it only keeps track of the last visit. So if they keep doing it you'll see
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the girls on their website are all 3/10's in their country
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>>62044837
>>62044857

Sure, but I can't really keep track of all of them

> not implying there's that many, but scripting
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talking to a girl who can literally pilot a plane
mad
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>talking to a qt for over a week
>today she mentioned she has a bf

There should be a filter for that.
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>>62000531
> her bydlo dad sometimes leaves her bruises
Lads, is that a huge red flag or what?
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>>62045688
Don't let that stop you.
I e-cucked a bunch dudes already through interpals
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How many profile views do you guys get per day? How many women contact you? (excluding the Thai)

How often do guys contact you?
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the most pleasant girls are the ones without the profile pictures, in my personal experience.
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>>62045954
I just had a qt who started sort of lewd, then told me she had a bf

I was about to throw it all into the trash... then i read your post. Figured why not try.

She did say that her bf beats her if she talks to people, especially men.

If this is true...
>where are feminists when this shit happens?

But really, not sure if she is roleplaying the whole, "romance the shit out of me, save me from abusive boyfriend" charade.

why did she go from:
>i want to meet a romantic man
to
>i have an abusive bf

Maybe i should just eject right now.
I do want to watch the shit out of shrek and have some pizza. Roll up a blunt and chill instead.
2muchdrama4me
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>>62046086
It depends desu. Between 30 and 70 per day.
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>>62046530
>Between 30 and 70 per day.
I got excited when I had 8 yesterday.
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>>62046704
I'm talking about views tho.

Contacts: between 5 and 15, I guess.

And I forgot to exclude the thais.
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my qt asked me multiple times recently if she could fuck other guys to feel '''''more emotionally stable'''', I told her why not I'm not there with you anyway, she got upset
was that shit a shit test?
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>>62047016
obviously it was. But girls also get wet from that no fucks given attitude so you might have made plus points overall
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>>62046530
>>62046890

Wow, this is without using scripts?

> Guess I'd better start using these photos.
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>>62046890
If I message first I usually get replies but I rarely ever get people messaging me first.
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>>62047222
Without script yes. But I look at profiles whenever I see a cute face, or even a face that sparks my curiousity to some degree, so I think many of them are people who are curious about that guy who looked at their profile.

>>62047302
Have you written something about yourself on your profile, or have you just left it blank or semi-blank?
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Post ayy lmao grills, I will start

/UnnieCrown
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>>62047401
I have it mostly filled out
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>>62007327
>>62007327
Do you know for sure if you are gonna D her? Took me a 4 days trip around italy with her to gather courage to kiss her. Now she is my gf for almost a year
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>This user does not accept messages from Turkey, Albania, Iran, Algeria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Nigeria, Pakistan, Rwanda, Senegal, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Libya, Liberia, Yemen.

BASED
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>>62047724
It's not really surprising
They usually harass/stalk girls
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>>62047684
if i end up making her my gf we will fuck for sure. We've both agreed we dont want sex without being in a relationship
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>>62046086
Just made an account today and two people have viewed my profile. A man from Madrid and a girl from Czechia. The girl messaged me
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How many of you guys use WhatsApp to message qts?
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>>62048504
Wow.

I made my profile yesterday, ran qtcrawler twice, got 65 views. Only people to contact me were a Chinese guy and a Nepali guy and 2 Thai women.

I guess it's not really worth trying anymore.
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>>62039232
>>62039373
>>62040749
>>62041951

Thanks bros, I'll keep all this in mind.
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>>62048706
I do, but Whatsapp is very popular in Europe anyway so I use it to talk to everyone.
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>>62018264
>>62018291
>>62018325
>>62018352
>>62018376
>>62018404
>>62018432
>e of Jesus, God directed Mohammed (PBUH) to call the Christians to worship the one God: "Surely God is my God, and your God, so surely serve him. This is the straight path". (Maryam 19:36)
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>>62018464
>>62018489
>>62018542
>>62018565
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>>62048729
Decided to do it without any crawlers, see how that goes lel
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>>62047222
oh god at you guys stealing my pics again.. funny enough I think this is the most stolen pic of me there is...
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>>62048892
I thought you stopped browsing the 'ol chan, are you still in recovery m8?
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>>62048892
Not yet, but soon.

Just ran qtcrawler for the third time.
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>when the qt says Finding Nemo is her favourite Disney movie
REEEEEEEEEEE FINDING NEMO IS PIXAR NOT DISNEY

I feel really tempted to drop this cunt holy shit I get autistic about this shit
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>>62049082
where is she from
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>>62048969
my lupus spread this year thats the most shitty thing that happened to me this year really. Rashes all over, and i lost a lot of hair and even some of my nails stopped growing for awhile. Other than that still sick, same ol' but trying to stay in shape as much as I can to fake it really. So I guess in that sense life has been pretty normal lol
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>>62049141
Germoney
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Bros I'm scared

/sHRINKingman
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>>62049178
Isn't that from Frozen (aka Norway)?
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>>62050127
What the fuck?
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>>62050220
My webbum sure was from Frozen, Hans.
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>>62050127
That's terrifying
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>>62050127
What the actual fuck...
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Does shit like that get chicks wet?

>Language Exchange Requests
I'm interested in improving my level of German and learn the basics of Norwegian.
>Hobbies & Interests
Chess, Formula 1, physics, mountaineering, history, geography, mathematics
> Favorite Music
Alizée, although music isn't the main reason why I'm a fan :D
> Favorite Movies
Léon: The Professional, 2001: A Space Odyssey, In Bruges, Pulp Fiction, The Grand Budapest Hotel
> Favorite Books
Strange in a Strange Land (by Heinlein), Space Odyssey series (by Arthur C. Clarke), Ubik (Philip K. Dick).
> Favorite Quotes
"The fast way is to drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles." by Elon Musk on how to make Mars warmer/more hospitable.
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>>62046086
with qtcrawler around 140

and without maybe 20-50
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>>62051395
>2001: A Space Odyssey
GOAT.
It's sad, there is no females online with that mentioned on their profiles, and like 10 men. Why do we have such superior taste?
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>>62051488
I've seen a lot of girls with pretty good movie taste pham
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>>62051395
Quite pretentious, but it could make me wet :DDD
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>>62051395
>Léon: The Professional

yup Léon definitely makes girls wet
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>used to think I will never get a gf and get married
>use this site for a week
>mfw depression is gone and I now have 4 qts interested in visiting me and hanging out
Thanks lads
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Lads my qt of 4 months has told me she's started to talking to other blokes on Interpals. Should I dump her?
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>>62052050
What a slut!
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>>62052050
She actually said she started to now? As in, hey I'm just gonna go ahead and see other people.

Or is it more like, Hey you know I have been talking to other guys, I don't want you to be upset.
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>>62051873
Are you white?
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>persons username contains "ladyboy" in it
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>>62052265
She told me she'd just started to because she couldn't deal with our distance and needed 'friends'.

I'm pretty sure I know where it's heading. Time to start flirting again i guess.
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>>62052323
Absolutely
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Nice movies
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>>62052568
kek, most Spanish girls are so normie they are almost borderline autistic
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>>62052648
But this one is a Ukrainian girl learning Spanish.
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>>62052444
Do you really like her, or is it just a "meh, fine bitch get lost you whore" thing?

I have been talking to a korean qt for over a year now, and I hope that doesn't happen to me. I should probably meet her soon, don't you think? I mean, I could've done it this summer. I'm actually spending about £2000 on a vacation to Croatia this month(and no qts there btw), and I suppose I could've spent them on going to Korea instead. But I didn't. It's kinda scary thing to me, to actually go ahead and travel to meet someone from the internet. I've never done it before. Have you done it?
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>>62052568
Kek, that's the most typical choice of girls there.
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>>62052758
Well I don't know how you've managed to keep it going for a year just over the internet.

I've actually already visited her and fucked her. She wants to get married, but i'm not keen on that because i'm still young and want to fuck other women. She doesn't inspire confidence in me either always sowing seeds of doubt in my mind.
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I thought these threads moved to /r9k/
I haven't seen a culturepals thread in months
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>>62053043
It hasn't been hard at all. We've chatted and talked on the phone every day for a year. Not a problem. My problem is meeting her. I'm afraid she won't like me, and that I've wasted a whole trip on her, even tho I have been completely open about and shown her all the things I feel insecure about.

Holy crap, how far do you live from her? Where is she from? Has she told you that she wants to get married to you, or have she said she wants to get married in general? Do you think she's dumping you because you haven't reciprocated her wanting to marry?
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>>62053225
It's been here for 1 month
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>>62053225
does r9k still have these threads? i thought they got deleted by the mods so I came back here and found them 2 weeks ago
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>>62053389
Well i can tell you with this girl there's no way we would have lasted a year just over the internet. It is definitely a risk finding out you actually don't like each other when you spend time together, but it's a risk you have to take to actually call yourselves a couple. I think if you've been speaking to each other for that long it's not likely to go wrong though.

As far as she knows I do reciprocate that desire, i've never given her any doubts. And it's the same distance as you are from yours.

I think i'll just end up giving her an ultimatum and let her choose.
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>its another german cutie complains about rapefugees episode
I want to protect these girls
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>>62053732
Well, if she thinks you feel the same way about a marriage, then she should respect that you don't feel good about her talking to other guys on there. If you're thinking on marrying someone, you better respect their feelings, or else why even think about marrying them at all? I think an ultimatum is ok in this situation.
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>>62054017
Bruhs, just got my qt's skype for the first time. That accent is amazing man
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>>62055018
Nice, anon. Keep up the good work!
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Lads, made an account when i saw the thread wrote it out like my tinder one but way more in-depth. Got visited by a 40 year old geezer from indonesia and some french dude. No qt's yet. Any tips boys?
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>>62055486
Just look at qts profiles and they'll see that you visited them and they'll start viewing your profile as well
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>>62055486
dont make a huge profile m8, nobodys gonna read all that shit. go message qts if you want or just leave your profile up all day and people will visit it
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>>62055122
I don't know how to live after this
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>>62055486
>>62055896
In my opinion, you don't need to fill your profile with a shitton of nonsense, but a bit of text won't hurt. In fact I think it helps.

Think about it this way; some girls won't give a shit about what your write, and won't even read it perhaps, while some will think your profile is too boring if you don't have anything there thus won't message you.

If you write something there, you won't lose with any of them.
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>>62055698
>>62056074
A bit of mixup there lads.
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>>62056074
thats what I said m8, don't write a fucking essay for a profile though. short/sweet and leave them wanting to learn more
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/Kayliesaki_
is this thing a tranny
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I'm looking for the /pals archives. The old archives are gone and I can't open desustorage. Where do I find old threads lads?
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>>62056074
Alright mush, I went and found some non-english speakers offering my services and shit. Also edited my profile a bit. Thanks for the advice, I'm used to doing shit through kik so the whole invitation/messaging saying stuff is weird. I'm sure i'll catch
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>>62051395
No. It won't get you anywhere. Be smug, funny and banter on your profile.
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>girl looks cute in her profile pics
>adds me to facebook
>shes a fat fuck
i fucking fell for it
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>>62058140
Post her profile
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>>62058140
Same thing happened to me
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>forums down

reeeee
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>person from mexico messages me
>ask them if they're gonna chip in to pay for the wall
>no response
works like a charm everytime
>>
Do they deactivate/remove accounts that have been inactive for a certain amount of time? I'm trying to reset my password but when I enter the e-mail it says no account is associated with it. It's been almost a year since I've logged on to this.
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>send a :3 emoticon
>girl freaks out
Wew
I exchange these with my guy friends
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who/letters/here ?i want to convince a nip to send me a football jersey
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>>62059533
confirmed it deleted my account. just fyi.
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>>62059658
faggot
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>>62057824
share some tips swedebro, all my life I've been the nice, educated and gentle man.
I want to be like you

please help me stop being a cuck.
My lineage has been that of low self esteem cucks.
I want to be different.
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>>62061007
My first conversation with a girl, my first step towards a normie life. I'm so happy

But I'm worried about being too beta, I'm acting like a cuck here bros?
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>>62061007
>>62061169

fuck, I didn't mean to quote you
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>>62061169

it's me from >>62061007

I would have left it at "we can talk more tomorrow"

Always leave on a high note. But I could be wrong. Also don't expect serious advice here, I rarely see it :(
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Help my qt literally sends all her pics with this fucking filter.

I tell her that I don't like it and I want to see her but she says "but I like this"

How can I convince her?
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>>62061668
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>>62061668
Is she also by chance a massive asiaboo?
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>tfw i can't find a qt latino

It's literally just people from the middle east and black guys from the US. What did I do to deserve this?
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>>62061895
She's Korean and strikes me as kinda an Anglophile
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>>62061169
yeah, thats too beta m8. just say you'll be dreaming of her
>>62061668
just tell her to cut that shit out
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>>62061978
Post profile and I will view you and send you a message
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My qt's younger sister just viewed my profile
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>>62059424
Mexicans message me even thouh I have Trump 2016 in my profile. I think it's pretty funny.
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>>62064359
I had a quote advocating the eradication of muslims
Still got messages from them
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things are going so well with my Polish QT this girl is perfecto
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>>62064412
>I had a quote advocating the eradication of muslims
What's the quote?
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Ded
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>tfw don't reply to a qt and she says hello later to start another conversation
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>>62066712
>tfw never got messaged first
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>messaged fat Turkish girl with a light monobrow to make fun of her
>starting to think she's really qt
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She sent me this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfEG4jMwo7Y
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>asks me what I think about Trump
well, this is only gonna go one of two ways
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>>62068983
where is she from
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>>62069983
Hopefully Mexico and hopefully he told that girl to build that fucking wall
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>>62070183
>>62068983

I'm mexican but would vote for trump. Only the the hickest of hicks and the beanest of beans actually believe he will build that wall.

Pretty funny actually, looking at the lowest of the low from both sides fighting each other.

Trump is trolling the shit out of so many, I love him.
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>>62067926
Post her pic bra
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