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GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN.
Real real thread.
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>>61994891
>United States of Mexico
d-d-d-did you reverse-annex?
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>>61994932
yes...
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>>61994891
Can Mexico's Mexico be invited?
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>>61995060
yes familia.
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>>61995060
why dont central americans blanda up?
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>>61995115
I am sorry I dont understand. You want us to be less flavourful?
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>>61995176
to merge into one country
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American'ts: what languages do you speak other than Cheeseburgish?
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>>61995257
Spanish. Bad english, ghettonese.
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/MeNa/
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>>61995197
Oh! Well uh...
Gross political incompetence dating from a colonial period based on exclusion?
Haha, we have been balkanizing since he 1820's. I wish we could merge...
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STOP SPYING ON ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61995849
put a camera in front of their camera
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Deus Vult (≧∇≦)
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Why am I so extremely thirsty every single morning? It's gotten to the point where I can barely get out of bed because of how much my head hurts.
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just stabbed myself lads haha
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Canadians are so stupid they stab themselves
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nhelp im drunjk cum
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Most insecure boards
1.pol
2.fit
3.int
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h-hello
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>>61996395

HAHHAAH POO IN DA LOO INDIA!
P L O O
O
O
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>>61996395
how does it feel to live in India
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watching a stream of AG lynch getting interrogated by some committee

bitch is stonewalling, she has nothing of substance to say and just keeps misdirecting
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>>61996462

Probably like Canada but instead of shitty people there's shitty streets
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>sanders has endorsed clinton
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>>61997226
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>>61996627
Wow that's deep
>>61997226
What will happen if he declares he will run independant?
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REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

I JUST HEARD A GUNSHOT.
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>>61997305
a huge chunk of the youth vote and independants would follow him and bail on the democrats

but he won't, the greens would love to take him but they're retards

he's falling in with the devil herself
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bruh fuck the background music is HELLA funky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OoG-zjWF3g
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>>61997361
Guess class is gonna be empty tomorrow
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>>61997361
>m-m-muh democratic socialism

it was pretty funny to watch those reddit fuckers fall in love with that little old jew and then the overlords who run that site shilling hard for clinton
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>mfw unwittingly OD'd on amphetamine sometime yesterday
>suddenly woke up during night with stomach pains and nausea
>went to the restroom, took an explosive diarrhea shit then vomited
>vomiting continues periodically all night, I get barely any sleep
>still feverish and nauseous, alternating between sweating and cold chills
how fucking GAY, haven't I suffered enough?
/blog
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>>61997479
Bernie was like Santa Claus.

He promised them everything.

now they gotta face reality.
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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
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>>61997564
vote trump faggot

>mom brings you chicken nuggets
>scream at her and freak out on dem nugs

you should be ashamed of yourself, acting like a 6yo girl
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>>61997543
reality is clinton will meet a handful of his ideas halfway on the dems platform and then ignore it to do whatever she wants the second she gets into office

the only way she's going to get his supporters is if she offers him a position on her cabinet

which is something that bitch should be familiar with
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What VNs y'all play on android? Should i download eraser? Today i played a mini VN where the narrator marries a ghost girl
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>>61998174
>VN
Big dumb Indian scum
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>>61995967
a diet high in salt and fat
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>when sanders supporters are saltier than a brine sea
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How bad is it to set both your AC and senpai on yourself and sleeping naked, amd then waking up not being able to feel parts of your body or feeling a sharp pain in it? Its the only way my fat ass can sleep in this weather
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>tfw ur wee wee is hard but you dont have a gf to play with it so its stuck being hard for hours
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Sanders supporters should vote for Trump to spite the senile old Boomers :^)
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>>61998841
You have a hand don't you?
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>>61998885
yeah but thats a sin
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>>61998897
So is premarital sex
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>>61998924
Yea but that's different.
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>>61998897
you had me going for a moment

kek
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>>61998924
handjobs arent sex
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Why are girls so cute?
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>>61998834
Pls responsd americans are ky only friends on this board every one else ignores me
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>>61998974
I do that in the summer because I have heat sensitivity and I don't have that issue

Try losing weight
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>>61998974
If it looks safe then it must be 2bh
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>>61998776
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Should I play Final Fantasy 14, or finish Chrono Trigger today?
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>>61999149
you should take that fucking COCK out of your pants and jack THE FUCK off to Asian feet rn
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MENA FREE

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
and canada
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>>61999149
Chrono Trigger and then play Chrono Cross
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>>61995918
I see a chink in that armour
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>>61995918
Is that your gf?
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>>61999202
This.

>mfw seeing /mena/+/cum/ in the catalog this morning
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>>61999447
yes we'll go on a crusade together
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>>61998481
B-But i just started
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>>61998870
I'm a #trumppump now
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>>61999469
She is qt as hell bro
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>>61999454
had to skip a whole day of /cum/
felt bad
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>>61999469
>crusading with germans

ayyyy senpai

no mercy for saracens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
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>>61999528
excellent
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>>61999558
It was fine except for the Algerian but he was just banned finally. I dont think you guys realize that /mena/ views islam as more cancerous and destructive than any of you do, they had to live it first hand
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If there's anyone /cum/ should merge with it's /asean/
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>>61999727
Fuck off, Flip.
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>>61999727
no
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>>61999727
The slashes in /cum/ act as a wall to keep others out. Respect the wall
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>>61999727
the only acceptable hybrid thread is /balcum/
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Do you hide your bookmarks when people come over?
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>nobody even questions that my presence as the only noteworthy German isn't already an integral part of /cum/

>>61999947
I have different users for when I am alone and when people are over
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>>61999947
>not browsing in private mode
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>>62000031
what does private mode have to do with bookmarks
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>>61999947
Yes
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>>62000067
Why would you hide your bookmarks unless it's porn?
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>tfw I always get calls from the insurance call center
>tfw I always blast Chinese Pop and they hang up after 30 seconds and five "Hello?? Hello???"

lmao get a real job you little shits
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0

this song makes me feel very incomfortable
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>Marwguhreedaw
>artisan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxM91xQsmgg
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>tfw learning spanish so I can enjoy those spicy /lat/ memes
/cum/ is home but our meme game is weak
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>>62000313
our memes are fine

you're just comparing us to other generals
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>ctrl+f /cum/
>4 results
cross generals are a mistake
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I need help lads, im on a test rn
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>>62000509
in the catalog
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>>62000540
Just be yourself.
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>>62000540
Pic semi related
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>>62000155
does not sound like a very german thing to do
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>>62000631
not even sure why they keep calling me since 2013 and I never once had a real conversation with them
and the number keeps changing by one or two digits all the time so i can't even block it effectively
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Just had a tasty chicken salad sandwich.
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>>62001088
lol that's kinda autistic
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>>62001101
>german calling anyone or anything autistic
oh i'm lafffin!

What's autistic about a tasty homemade poached chicken salad with celery and grapes between two toasted warm slices of wheat bread?
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>>62001204
LOL
I can't believe you LITERALLY asked that
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>>62001204
everything about this post is autistic
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Do you think it will be a sausage fest or a chance to meet the odd Chinese tourist QT who might end up going there?
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>>62001358
That should read >taste exoitc cock
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http://28oa9i1t08037ue3m1l0i861.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Million-Dots-one-red3.png

1 Million dots.
Also, 1 of them is red.
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>>62001835
Found the red one lol
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>>62001835
And we have 12 million illegals here, just put things into an entirely new perspective
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>>62002024
wow that REALLY opened my eyes

>he doesn't realize the whole continent of America is full of illegals who slaughtered to natives to a minority that is about to go extinct
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>>62002226
No worries Germ.

The natives are taking it back.
Soon the anglo menace will be expelled.
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>natives
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>>62002226
>60 million indios
>about to go extinct
you are incorrect
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>>62002226
Hmmm? They sold this land for shiny beads and we slaughtered the rest, there were no laws against that lmao
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>>62002226
>Be indian
>Get cucked by white man
>Get cucked by a group a people who are barely even half native and from some tribes that live to the south.
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>>62002284
todo esta en llamas?
Does it raise, brother?
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>>62002491
The fire rises my friend
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>>62002226
God bless America
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>>62002465
that graph didn't factor in trump winning presidency.
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>>61995060
Sure, you guys are technically in North America too, so I don't see why not.
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>>62002694
That graph pretty much stops Trump form winning.
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Was the home run derby format retarded again this year?
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>>62003216
Eh, it was okay. They did extra time if you got over 400 or 450, I think. Also, they made it 30 seconds as a bonus. Also, you got one timeout.
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>>62003308
I liked it better when it was less convoluted. The same meddling is what made NASCAR especially terrible in recent years.
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>>62003397
Yeah, and then they hade the celebrity all star game. I stop watching baseball now, but I hope they do not become like the NFL and ruin what makes the game fun.
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Hey Hickok45 here
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going out to buy some alcohol lads haha
might get some rope while im out
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>>62003619
and today we got a ZHONGHUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Suriname should be an honorary member of North American so you can be /SCUM/
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>>62003811
perkele
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>>62003712
Explain
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bought some cheese in the "soon to expire" box (al 30% off) and it is STANK as fuck man
but kinda good
but STANK

>>62003855
i don't know man i only see those "today we got a little ayoooooooooo" threads sometimes and thought i'd post a variant of that using china and cute chinese feet
you like it bruh?
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>>61995709
How's your new President doing?
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>>62003929
STANK CHEESE 4 STANK HOES
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>>62003929
Not about cheese but I bought some fresh chicken yesterday and it already smelled rotten. I am tired of buying fresh chicken breast anyway because you can only get monster size now. Tough luck finding a half breast weighing less than a pound and a half. Concur with the feet tho.
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>>62004063
chicken breast is garbage anyway
i only buy chicken legs because they're cheaper as they haven't been deboned and still pack enough meat
plus the bones make for some good stock
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What's their to do in CK2 besides waiting for cool stuff to happen?
It seems like most of the game is just sit around and wait for alerts and popups.
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Does anyone know anything about Costa Rica?

I might be going there soon. My dad's rich cousin lives there and she invited my family to come visit, all expenses paid. I have no interest in tropical shitholes but hey a free vacation is hard to turn down.
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>>62004345
start off as a king or anyone else semi-highup in the hierarchy
shits happening constantly
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>>62004235
Thy meat is actually my favorite but I'll do breasts if I'm feeling lazy. Breast meat needs almost no preparation bought from most of the stores in the area. Walmart frozen chicken is fine too.

>>62004368
It';s cheap to go there so they must have a well developed tourist economy.
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haha lads can't believe i didn't crash into anything
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>>62004368
Terrible violent shithole and failed state, highest murder rate in the world and kidnappings are so high that people are implanting themselves with GPS chips, white foreigners live only in gated communities with 24/7 surveillance and armed guards.
Also the beaches are full of jellyfish.
Even I would be afraid to go there.
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>>62004368
My Dad went there once, said it was pretty nice but he was in a resort (they get free vacations through work every once in a while as a reward from equipment manufacturers)

Not sure about medical stuff though, definitely check into whether you need vaccines or can safely drink the water and all that.
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>tfw my dad came and yelled at me this morning
i want to do die lads
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Not gay but I think it would be really cool to have like a 40-year old boyfriend who knows a lot about stuff and can teach me tactile things that you can't get from books--you know, wood working, repairing old televisions or antique refrigerators, whatever really.

>>62004776
For what nigga? Thankful I don't live with my dad. Disappointing your father because you are a loser sucks.
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>family friend calls me up just now
>says she wants to be able to find the IP address of somebody who sent her an email
>don't know how to but I've worked out a solution to shit like this before
>what email service is it google, yahoo or what?
>xfinity
>literally never seen the interface of xfinity email
>shes describing me what sounds like the page HTML
>listing off a bunch of random letters and numbers
>expecting me to know what the fuck shes talking about

I swear as soon as people know you're good with computers they think you're either CSI or lizard squad
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Any cheap alcoholics here?

What's a better bang for my buck or I guess what I'm asking is what will get me more drunk. A bottle of wine at 12.5% OR a six pack of beer at 6.2%. The wine is like 25 oz and a full six pack is 72 oz.
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>>62004906
probably a bottle of wine, but you will feel much worse the next day than you would with beer
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>>62004864
>For what nigga? Thankful I don't live with my dad. Disappointing your father because you are a loser sucks.
yyyyweweweweweaaaof foaaa geko ge tgugbs un gat
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>>62004943
>feeling bad after drinking a bottle of wine

Can I get answers from people who actually are old enough to drink please?
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>>62004906
Wine or Evan Williams.
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>>62004906
a few 40s of Olde English 800

They're $2.39 around the corner from me and 2 will get you drunk, 3 will put you on your ass
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>>62004983
I don't know what you're talking about, wine always gives me a headache the day after because of how sweet it is.

beer is designed to make you not feel like shit
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>>62004906
get driml wotj ;oqipr you wioll feel better tje mext dau
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>>62004537
I think he said Costa Rica not mexico
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>>62004368
Go ask Brad Deering how he liked going to Costa Rica.
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I'm about to apply for a job

Very nervous
NEET life has taken its toll

Inspire me lads
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>>62004368
Its gucci
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>>62005023
I'll raise you 2 40s if Steele reserve that will put you out since it's like 8%
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lol, Canada
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>>62002226
Well yeah, and from this do you conclude that illegal immigrants are a positive or negative force upon a country?
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>>62004368
Costa Rica is all about drug/sex tourism. Fat gringos go their to fuck whores. This one is Diana Herrera, an escort since age 14, but she is heavy on the Euro side so she will cost $$$.
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>>62005079
The prospect of leaving the NEET life is it's own motivation.

What job are you applying for?
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>>62005071
He was a scammer you dumb fuck, he got what he deserved
http://www.expat-chronicles.com/2014/07/brad-deering-costa-rica/
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>>62005177
Penis inspector
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>>62004978
>>62005042
please
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>>62004906
this shit is $14.99 a 30 pack here. its a farcry from good but it isnt as bad as you would think
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>>62005177
UPS package handling
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>>61999288
Second this
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cats are fucking dumb lads

my cat will get aggressive with you and swat at you if she has a tuft of hair stuck in her mouth from grooming and you try to touch it or her
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>>62004656
Best health care in central america, just ask google and i dont drink tap water but my dog does and he hasnt die so i guess its ok lmao
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Costa Rica is an American retirement colony.
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>>61997361
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

BERNIE ENDORSED HILLARY

https://twitter.com/AP/status/752887742372143104
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>bernster endorsed hillary
wew
simply
wew
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>>62005388
I wonder how good the job they gave him at the Clinton foundation is.
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if i keep eating like this ill be a fat pig tbqh
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help what should my nickname be
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Why can't North and South Carolina just get along?
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>>62005516
El Barto
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Remember that Costa Rica, Guatemala, Belize, Honduras, Nicaragua, El Salvador are allowed to post here
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>>62005516
i love dick
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>>62005516
Not a chicano
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>>62005516
Ceniza Catsup
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Obama just pissed off a room full of cops by implying black lives matter is peaceful. The black cops looked the most pissed. Probably because they grew up around thugs.
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>don't want to speak Spanish anymore because /lat/ makes fun of chicANOs
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>>62005683
They make fun of you for being from a superior nation?
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>>62005554
This is /cum/ not /na/
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Motion to remove Canada for trying to invite inferior nations into the holy Union of /cum/
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>>62005683
Pero esto no es /lat/ ;-)
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>>62005645
My city has a black police chief and he "offended" all the liberal cucks (those in power and otherwise) in the city so now they're talking about giving him the boot

When literally all he did was tell the truth and say BLM is a terrorist organization

>mfw the city's demographics are mostly Chicano so why should they care

>>62005706
No they make fun of me because I'm not
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>>62005717
They're rightful mexicans
>>62005753
It's not my fault if I'm nice and tolerant
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>>62005775
What did the chief say?
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>Mexico no longer needs a visa so illegals can come here again
>EU trade deal will collapse if visa requirements on Romania is not removed
>the restrictions were placed to stop tens of thousands of gypsies from false asylum claims
>Ukraine visa restriction has a chance to be removed now as well
>know some Ukrainians who wanted to sneak into here for higher quality of life
>tfw Ukrainian-Canadian muh heritage
maybe their football bydlo will come and beat up the other asylum claimers
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>>62005296
This girl is a doctor. My friend on a surfing vacation, fucked her when she was 17. CR women are nasty and will do anything when they are alone and away from their families. He said they live at home until marries and do not have the freedom to fuck wherever and whenever.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ana-marcela-salazar-a3531589

Start at 2:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkndRcv5yzI&t=120s
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So far there have been at least 3 incidents of BLM "protestors" shooting at cops

Wonder what they'll say when someone inevitably opens fire on the protestors
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>>62005952
White supremacist attacks group of peaceful protesters in racially charged attack
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>>62005952
They'll call it exactly what it is. Racially motivated violence. How they spin it to incite more violence is what's important.
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>>62005249
Don't sell your body for $10 an hour. That's just hard labor that will get you work related injuries that you will never be compensated for.
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>>62005952
There was a news story here about how a "non-violent, athlete with scholarships" who was a good boy threw a cement planter through a glass door to try and attack a police officer in his home and got shot. The two had argued on facebook over BLM. It was disgusting the media tried to make that obviously bad guy who hunted down a person from the internet seem like a rational human being.
>>
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>>62005249
UPS is the worst. I wish sites would let me specify Canada Post only deliveries.
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https://twitter.com/antoniodelotero/status/752921805736648704
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So if statically speaking beautiful peole get a better treatment in general, does that mean that good looking black people get less offensive racism than gang thugs?
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Anonymous is a terrorist organization.
Look at the name you are posting under.

You are guilty.
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>>62006222
kek
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>>62006115
>injecting children with wage cuck propaganda from a young age

get this filth out of here, im a wagekek and i hate my life
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>>62003811
We them should add Finland, Uruguay, Croatia and Kenya so we could be /SCUMFUCK/
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>>62006433
I am too. Lately I kind of hope I get fired, despite the job economy being so shit
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hahahaha how the fuck are italians so hilariously incompetent at everything
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>>62004368
Zzzzzziiiiiiiiikkkkkkkaaaaaaa!!!!
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>>62006433

Im basically a NEET and I want to kill myself
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>>62006641
do it, neets aren't worth fucking shit
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>>62006641
>can't even find a job
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>>62006787

I "have a job", but I only go in one day a week for 2 hours
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>>62006641
>>62006641
I think the best place to be is self-sustaining and having to work, though not very much. 10 hours a week is perfect.
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>>62006641
Poor thing, why are you a NEET? How do you sustain yourself?
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>>62006887

well IM back living with my parents before I go back to college in september. But nobody will hire someone who's only back for 3 months, so I can barely get any work
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>>62006239
No, their treatment by police has more to do with what neighbourhood they're in and what they're wearing ie. suit vs sagging pants
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>>62006835
lol what is it you're doing?
why would anyone even get "hired" for two hours?
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>>62006986

I dont know. My boss says its so little because Im still "in training", but its been like 3 weeks now and other staff is supposed to be leaving.

But fuck making sense, they decide to make me work on the busiest days of the week when I havent had any practice in 7 days
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lunch time, oh fuck yeah bud
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If you are a single child and live with your parents you could just work at McDonalds until your parents die and come out doing pretty well. If your parents own their own house and you inherit it, you'll have a couple hundred thou saved up from McDonalds after they die and you'll own your place outright. Bonus points if you bike/ walk to work.
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>>62007160
THEY'RE CALLED FLAUTAS NOT TAQUITOS REEEEEEEE
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>>62007157
is the boss your dad by any chance and does he hate you lol
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why don't they change the name of those for the actual mexican name ''flutes''?
it sounds more appealing
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>>62007270
>>62007160
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>>62007270
If they called them flutes they'd have to put "*NOT AN ACTUAL INSTRUMENT" on the packaging lol
Also Americans love Tacos so Taquitos sounds more appealing
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>>62007270
>>62007242

Mane I dunno I just buy a box of them at the store, but personally I prefer them with beef.
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>>62007265
Not bad but Socal and south Nevada where Las vegas is should be part of the southwest. Texas should be half black and oklahoma should be green. Alaska and Hawaii should be on their own
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>>62007381
I think I won't divide states in two.Also Oklahoma is part of Midwest ?
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>>62007516
It certainly isnt part of the south, I would say considering all factors it would be considered the midwest
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>>62007516
Actually google even describes it as midwestern
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>>62007587
>Oklahoma is Midwest
What you are basically saying is that everything irrelevant should be grouped into one super state.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_8sSVupS60
WEEEWWWWW
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Everyone is virgin in Virginia
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>>62007695
Do they encourage people to make shitty robots? Pretty easy to see after so many years of these shows that some designs are definitely superior.
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overheard a qt girl saying she likes bleach and miyazaki films today

tfw no gf

>>62007829
delet this
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Does this explain why nigger population grows at an alarming rate?
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>>62007829

Cant spell virginia without Virgin
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>>62007665
Theres too many states anyway, we should just group them up and get it down to a dozen or so
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>>62007853
>you urinate immediately afterwards (it will wash out the sperm)
what the fuck
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>>62007380
Delimex's are superior. I like El Monterrey's little burritos though.
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How do we fix North America, friends?
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>>62008068

>sierra nevadas not being counted as part of cascadia
>allowing FUCKING LEAFS to claim alaska
>giving dixies independance
>combining Louisiana and Arkansas
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>>62008068
It's fine the way it is. Balkanizing would only jeopardize all of us, even the Mexicans.
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>>62008147
CSA should be taking Louisiana and Florida too 2bh
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>>62008068
give me san diego
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put celery in my stir fry
kinda regret it now, the taste is way too strong
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>>62008226
It might as well be yours anyways.
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>>62008268

pretty sure SD has less mexicans than LA
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>>62008170
Yes, its not called Balkanizing because its a good thing.
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>>62008256
>put celery in my stir fry

Nigga you put broccoli, not celery you dum dum.
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Really hungry but can't decide what I want.

Any suggestions?
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>>62008308
semen
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>>62008308
me
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>>62008302
yeah broccoli is already in it but i still had celery in the fridge and i thought maybe it would be a good time to use it now
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>>62008323
>>62008331
... soo uh... pizza it is.
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>>62006861
>10 hours a week

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Imagine being 16 again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8RtqxGM8TQ&feature=youtu.be
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>>62008375
lol eat a dick :D
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>>62008285
SD is full of shit bag Redneck military losers and other ugly transplants. LA has so many hot girls, the difference between LA and SD women is huge. I am neutral - from Sacramento.
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Never asking you assholes for advice again
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Am I b&?
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>>62008521

I mean, thats true, but LA has a shit ton more mexicans than SD
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>>62008437
>Anthroplex
so his whole infowars shill is really just a way to promote some pills he sells?
>>
>>62008538
The fuck did you want, you impatient fuck? I'm busy doing laundry.
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>>62008308
Jack in my box
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>>62008587
>>62008521
I heard Santa Barbara was the place in SoCal but that it is small

>>62008538
Get thai or some shit then
>>
>tfw you pooped yorur pantss
:(
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>newt confirmed trump VP
i dont know what to think of this
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>>62008677
hahahhaahaaaaaaaaa ha haaaa haha
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>>62008677
every day huh
>>
>>62008689

time to drill for oil on the MOOOOOOOOOON
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>>62008587
Most people never go south of downtown SD, but that whole area to the border is all Mexican turf.
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>>62008696
>>62008731
pls dont bully
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>>62008689
MOON BASE, GET HYPE

Is it really confirmed though?

I have some trouble trusting him because of his instrumental work with NAFTA but he seems to have done a 180
>>
>>62008822
I hope you poop yourself tomorrow too
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>>62008651
For cute girls, they have many, but LA attracts the stunners from all over the world looking for fame. Here are two Redneck sisters from Alabama now living in LA without their Hick accents.

https://www.instagram.com/abbychampion/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/baskinchamp/?hl=en
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Kill me, /cum/.
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>>62008068
>INDEPENDANT

are you retarded, by any chance?
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i dont have rope to hange msyefl with cum
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>>62008940

>25-37 km winds

you're fine, you big baby
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>>62008940
cant tell if its sudbury or the weather thats got you suicidal
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Virginia, North Carolina, West Virginia, Kentucky, and Tennessee should be our own country
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>>62008996
wat
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>Ontario
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>>62008068
>new england includes nyc
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>>62009010
>California in charge of understanding heat + humidity
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>>62009030

you tried that already. It failed spectacularly
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>>62008689
Fuck you, I just checked and you made it up
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>>62009080

>California not understanding heat

nigga, it gets up to at least 114 F in death valley here, the inland empire is constantly a fucking furnace for 60% of the year, and every summer is 98-108 degree dry heat with almost no rain to cool things down
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>>62009051
Why wouldn't it?
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How hard would it be to find work doing something horrible in the middle of nowhere in the US or Canada? I'll work in oilfields, petrol stations or wherever.
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>>62009088
No, I want exclude the deep south this time around
also invite Kentucky and West VA
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flund ske rope
gkkbye
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>>62009125
false flag
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Albertans are truly a disgrace to Western Canada
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>>62009150
Why would it?
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>>62009152
Minimum wage stuff isn't too hard to come by, getting the hours you need can sometimes be tricky though. Don't bother with oilfield shit, every bodies still laid off due to the price being low
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>>62009152

Montana and the dakotas have an oil boom going so you could potentially find work there. Dunno about the rest of the midwest
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>>62009157
please dont
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>>61997226
So much for being anti-establishment :^)
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some chinese girl looked at me, smiled, then sat next to me at the dmv today

is she my gf now?
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>>62009142
>dry heat

How about you learn to read, you libcuck mong. I specifically mentioned humidity in my last post.

I'd happily move back to Arizona and have 100 degree dry heat than stay here and deal with 90 degrees plus humidity.
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>>62009142
He said heat PLUS humidity.
I'd take 110° of dry heat over 85° and 90% humidity any day.
Walking outside and instantly getting swamp ass is the worst thing ever.
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>>62009152
>I'll work in oilfields

How built are you? Think you can outwork some Mexicans? Willing to work at least 12 hour days? These are the only ways you'll make it. If you can, you're going to make very very good money.
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>>62009273
She make you happy long time now
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>>62009152
go be a waiter in miami
that place is filled with italians many illegal
you will never need to speak english
you can learn spanish in a three months
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>>62009222
Why wouldn't it?
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>>62009273

you're her senpai now, senpai
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>>62009333
Don't you just hate Italy's and Ireland's flag?
>>
Amerifag posting from Ninoy Aquino airport
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>>62009412
Come back in one piece.
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>>62009412
You there to shoot drug dealers?
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>tfw grew up in rich globalized area with no cultural values or uniting factors
>tfw will never have a unique background with others to share with
>>
What happened to /cum/ + /mena/?
>>
>>62009462
>>62009462
>>62009462
>>62009462
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>>62009482
AIDS
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>>62009369
you are correct - i have a shitty refurb laptop with shit screen

my advice still stands, but he should go to boston or nyc
for example many of the extras on tv show law & order are illegal irish
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>>62009482
Algerian fag freaked out and started spamming shit, (he does the same thing in /mena/ mind you)

People who were here for the successful first four threads fell asleep and the new people who saw the shit thread got creeped out and went back to just /cum/
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>>61997665
>falling for the pasta
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