/balk/
No link to old thread, you didnt put love in this my friend.
Provincialis > Bucharesti cucks.
Previous thread
>>61965049
>>61991960
Am I invited?
>>61991990
Ah, I see, burned kyofteta.
>>61991960
лoл, dumb Romanian, Moldova and Benin aren't in the Balkan Peninsula
>>61992113
Ever been to Benin? Lovely beaches
>>61992081
>burned
M8, it's even a bit undercooked on the sides. That's the color its supposed to have.
>>61992037
Yes my friend
>>61992131
How was the voodoo?
>>61992113
Neither is Romania, at least 90% of it. Yet we reside on this thread because we have nowhere to go.
>>61992037
You're part of Turkey so yes.
>>61992131
I wouldn't go even if I get paid to do so, I don't want to contract ebola nor get killed by ISIS, no sir, no thank you
>>61992135
are those oversised cevapi?
Thinking of turning my life into cash by writing sit-coms.
Which sounds more exciting ?
>Effendi Sitcom in Romania
Effendi gets a job in Dristor and tries to integrate into Romanian culture. Subplots include his misadventures with gyspies, his trips to Vaslui for his crush and his encounters with Copperfendi the mega autist.
Or.
>Effendi Sit-Com In Bulgaria
Leaving everything behind in his hometown, Effendi decides to settle down in Plovdiv and be a super alpha under mentorship of Miro. Daily funny adventures of Effendi and Miro who tries to educate him. Guest appearances from other Bulgars and Boyko Borisov himself.
>>61992223
You would be a superstar in Bulgaristan
>>61992223
You forgot to say about meetings with marriedfag and his unhappy wife.
>>61992249
Theme song by Azis and Fiki.
>>61992254
All Bulgars will make cameo appearances.
>>61992221
They're different from Serbian cevapi. EU fascists even wanted to ban them for dat sweet bicarbonat.
>grilled ground meat rolls made from a mixture of beef, lamb and pork with spices, such as garlic, black pepper, thyme, coriander, anise, savory, and sometimes a touch of paprika. Sodium bicarbonate and broth or water are also added to the mixture.
>It is best served accompanied by french fries, mustard and murături (Romanian pickles). A cold beer is a must for this very popular dish in Romania.
pic related, average Bucharest resident eating mici
>Pople think the cevap is their dish
Fuck off fags we invented it first
>>61992462
Welcome to our humble general, kroasanko.
>>61992462
shoo, shoo, Alijo.
>>61992462
yeah
its serbian
>>61992462
yea you totally invented mixed meat on a grill.
>>61992462
>kebap=>cevap
>not even names it
kek
>no link in old thread
>no based Dani Mocanu and his briliant video
>>61992522
It's a separate dish, tho. No other similar recipe uses sodium bicarbonate.
>>61992521
>A FUCKING CIGANIN SHOING ME
>>61992545
But we did make it first
>>61992522
(Ti)
>>61992506
>kroasanko
No
>>61992618
>we ruled you it's ours and we shared some words so it must be ours
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>61992462
>Bosnian in charge of inventing things
TOP KEK
>>61992677
>A FUCKING CIGANIN SHOING ME
Bosniak mods nowadays ban people for using the word t b h. Be careful my bro.
got her lads
>>61992677
>Ti
nice, we also say ti for you
>>61992730
We say tu.
>>61991960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZJz0PqNRwY
samo balkan bajo moj!
>>61992713
Any of you like the green bottled coke with stevia? Very good shit
>>61992681
We made invented more then half of the dishes you retards eat on a daily basis
>>61992710
>Bosniak mods
i don't think there's such a thing
>>61992784
>Bosnian inventors
new meme
@61992784
go to /ex-yu/, you turboautist
>>61992784
Bosniak, mods ban...
>>61992784
If anyone invented it its most likely the turks
>>61992652
i was banting the bosnian not your things
btw i think we use sodium bicarbonate in cevap and pljeskavica it makes meat a bit gummy
>>61992784
kek are you becoming the new Macedonia. The inventors of the world.
>>61992730
>livadhe
>kokosh
>>61992713
Nice copper. You are 6 cans away from your pack of Plai t b h.
>>61992730
>nice, we also say ti for you
SOME THINGS ARE WRITTEN IN OUR DNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgA0jvhp2A
>>61992837
You don't. One of the problems I've had abroad was that I had to settle for cevapi meat for mici and the taste was completely different.
http://www.romania-insider.com/ec-approves-sodium-bicarbonate-use-in-romanias-mici-product-can-be-exported-to-eu/
>>61992634
pentru tine neam.
>C i g o calling an autist
Oh boy
>>61992864
Ever major invention was made by a bosniak
>>61992864
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_pyramid_claims
dey be pharaos n shiet
You groove you lose!
>>61992925
Serbian cevapcici are too small, I dont like them.
Also served with rice instead of shopska salata
>>61992964
If Kanye did it, people'd be on his dick like he is the Dali of music t b h.
>>61992966
Here it's with mustard and beer usually, some also go for french fries and salad.
Also,
>no fucking decent sunflower seeds in Western Europe
reeee
Again as it was ignored
where are you going on vacation this summer lads?
>>61992952
Be careful at that mod!
The word (((bosniak))) shall be censored somehow!
>>61992995
What is tadım?
>>61992966
>Also served with rice instead of shopska salata
????
who the fuck does that, we almost always it it with šopska salata here
>>61992995
In the turkish shops are, alternatively bulgarian shops if there are.
>>61992779
It sounds pretty awful desu
>>61993014
All the Serbs I knew when I studied ate it with rice, maybe its a regional thing.
>>61992996
Never seen it.
>>61993001
pic related
>>61992996
>>61993028
>he enjoys the canned jew
>>61993063
It's most definitely their own things since when we eat ćevapi its either with a salad or fries. I rarely see rice being served.
Why is no one murdering the whole """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""royal""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" family yet?
Bozgori, pls, you lost your territory during their reign. Kill them.
http://adevarul.ro/news/politica/coroana-repusa-stema-romaniei-iohannis-promulgat-legea-1_5783b8f15ab6550cb8c2d425/index.html
>national dish in serbia
you can't make this shit up
>>61992925
it actually goes in
>>61993121
Calm yourself, you autist. The crown is a symbol of our independence, just like the St. Stefan crown is still a symbol of Hungarian statehood in the Hungarian Republic.
>The Steel Crown of King Carol I of Romania was forged at the Army Arsenal (Arsenalul Armatei) in Bucharest of the steel of a cannon captured by the Romanian Army from the Ottomans during the War of Independence (1877-1878). Carol I chose steel, and not gold, to symbolize the bravery of the Romanian soldiers. He received it during the ceremonies of his coronation and of the proclamation of Romania as a kingdom in 1881.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fjq16Qqad0
prokuplje = center of balkan's multiculturalism
>>61993037
Its good believe me. But maybe not your taste because Vanilla coke is explicitly sweet. Stevia coke is like more neutral in terms of sweetness but not as shit as zero.
>>61992966
cevapi only go with onion
>>61993121
Ce e rău în asta? S-a declanşat anarhistul republican?
>>61993176
Asta.
Made a Dani Mocanu thread on /mu/ let's see how it goes
>>61993151
>picture posted is cevapi from sarajevo
BALIJE BTFO
>>61993001
Obligatory Sozopol, Greece or Turkey and September Portugal
>>61993114
Look, also with rice.
>>61993151
>not leeching off welfare
>instead making his own music whether you like it or not
>not a self-hating minority but a proud nationalist of his country
>video clips are always story-telling mini-films instead of lazy shits
How can one hate this guy t b h?
>>61993001
are those girice?
>>61993299
because he's a dirty gypsy
>>61993221
where the fuck are ćevapi supposed to come from you daft fuck? of course they're from sarajevo
>>61993288
Where do you see rice? In meat? o_o
On picture is ćevapi, somun (we say lepinja, bosnians say somun) with a side dish of ONIONS, that's not rice
>>61993330
These webms remind me of Tuco's cousins' in Breaking Bad.
https://youtu.be/qM-rwAZCZJk
>>61993299
do you understand the lyrics of do the video in themselves have a legit narative value?
>>61993176
Cuza didn't have a crown. He was no king. His children were not to be kings.
This German cadet-cadet-cadet-irrelevant opportunist faggot did have a crown. He was a king. His children were to be kings.
>He received it during the ceremonies of his coronation and of the proclamation of Romania as a kingdom in 1881.
Such independence. Such acomplishment.
>Carol I chose steel, and not gold, to symbolize the bravery of the Romanian soldiers.
So impressive. So brave. Boo fucking hoo.
>>61993340
mrs u /tr/ govno balijsko si ovde doso da se proseravas bre?
>>61993304
its Caca (sprattus)
>>61993330
>waving Heil Hitlers against EU despotism
He is a free thinker t b h.
>>61993330
>Capitanul Mocanu
lmao
>>61993373
Why do you think I got me a new insterest of learning basic Romanian?
>>61993374
Since you clearly have an agenda that you're vocal about, I won't even bother.
>>61993359
My bad.
Anyway the Serbs I lived with when I studied served it with rice, not white rice anyway but red-ish. Not that it didnt taste good, just I like the Bulgarian one better with fries and shopska.
>>61993387
>getting so triggered that he resorted back to posting in south-slav
lmao calm down nigga, we write in english here
>>61993099
>Ukraine
didnt expect that
>>61993340
But they're based of kofte kebab from Turkey.
>>61993104
We all do.
Dont pretend majority of the products you consume on a daily basis in any way arent western.
>>61993495
It's cheap and bretty gud, plus Odessa is a nice city.
>>61993099
My friend just came back from Odessa. He told me and he fucked a lot of girls here and sent me his nudes with girls. He also went to a S&M cafe and got himself whipped. We think of going together in mid-August or early-September.
>>61993001
Obzor, going to sell shit to retarded tourists and fuck their daughters.
>>61993545
No, me mum's dishes are made from food taken from the market or from the yard.
>>61993553
>mfw in turkey on vacation
>all the pics and webms on 4chan are blocked
literally why?
>>61993613
shitty hotel internet I believe, pic related me
>>61993553
I would ask you not to touch the young women, they are too deluded to be conscious about their race and about whom they make sex with.
>>61993776
>b-but the girl is too deluded
A girl is either born wife material or she is born a cumdumpster
>>61992996
I saw this today at the supermarket
what does it taste like?
>>61993816
Like less sweet coke, try it and find out if you like it.
>>61993776
I'm not going there for sex t b h. I would mainly cruise around the town, take pictures of Eastern Europe architecture, try new dishes and drinks and swim in black sea. I'm not saying I would refuse the honeys wanting me as a partner but it is not my priority. Effendi is not a sex-driven man with an empty head but a sophisticated person aiming for higher pleasures of life.
>>61993613
4chan,imgur,pastebin are blocked. Most of the known porn sites are blocked. Just cause. Use a dns
>>61993578
I meant not only products you eat or drink, in general goods
>met a couple of young season workers in Ahtopol
>i gave them a chunk of hash as a friendly gift
>they got so baked they felt asleep in the storehouse
Oбичaм дa нaпyшвaм хopaтa
>>61993985
>then i robbed them and bought a 10 pack BTs for my chief
>got accepted into their tigan tribe with a ceremony
FTFY.
romanians should change their flag so they trick gypsies into Chad
>>61994040
>tigan
>>61993867
I've read your posts and you don't seem degenerate, that's why I was wondering why you became a sex tourist.
>>61993810
Maybe she'll regret at some older age when she becomes wiser that she's been a fuck hole for all the horny men. So that's why girls should receive the red pill somehow. But it seems tedious or even impossible with all this social media shit storm.
>tfw you want to go on a trip but have no one to go with
>>61994436
Travelling is a meme, only in recent decades the degenerate west promoted the wasting of surplus money on dumb trips just so you can brag about it when you get back
>>61994436
go with your girlfriend
>>61994436
I went on a hitchhike trip around the balkans with this random qt i found on the internet. Just find a forum about advetures or something you will meet some one there.
>>61994476
Normies are ravaging this general.
>>61994475
Couldn't have been said better. I can't feel good when I'm far from my home. And now with the internet I feel content with seeing these places online.
>>61994475
travelling is one of the lifes most fulfilling experiences
How do we solve the tatar problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dq4bMwMq7I
How do we solve the tatar problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dq4bMwMq7I
>>61994821
no it's not, sure you have fun in it, but at the end of the day it's a product of bored people in search of dumb novelty
your grandpa didn't need to "travel" to have a fulfilling life, unlike you he didn't watch dumb C-grade movies like The Hangover
in shirt, kill yourself
>>61994886
all out war
>>61994907
People traveled to India and America for fun and profit and killed the people they met there, are you mamaligas crazy?
>>61994907
but my grandpa did travel
>>61994959
you are literally THIS retarded
>>61994821
>oh wow it's the Eiffel tower
>wow I'm so glad I spent all my savings to come and see it
>amazing
>I feel so fulfilled
>it's totally different from looking at a picture on the internet
>>61994745
>Normies are ravaging this general.
what did he mean by this
>>61992996
>>61991991
>>61992131
>>61992779
>>61992832
>>61992966
>>61992996
>>61993028
>>61993063
>>61993198
>>61993255
>>61993288
>>61993438
>>61993545
>>61993843
>>61993893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zHTDIg_k-E
Do you hear my message Europe ?
would you, balk?
>>61995157
well that means I'm not a normie, thanks anon
i think New Zealand and Norway are good places to immigrate to
Went to local migros and Coca Cola Cherry is there. Nice and smooth t b h.
Made me think of janisseries and how those brave men never had the chance of drinking it.
>>61995241
>another one bites the hook
>>61995157
which reminds me, I am downloading it now
>>61995064
You should imagine this thread as a diagram with 4 divisions. robot, /pol/ack, normie and tolerant. It should be like the political compass, left and right should be from tolerant and /pol/ack while down and up should be normie and robot.
You got my point I guess. The upper right area would be the patrician one.
>>61995241
that's actually not bad
>>61995323
Which category do I fall under?
>>61995307
>janissaries
How does it feel knowing that the Turkish elite military was 0% Turkish?
this looks like obama
>>61995484
Middle left I guess.
>>61995308
what do you mean ?
The song is anti-EU.
>>61995378
thanks senpai
>>61995488
>How does it feel knowing that the Turkish elite military was 0% Turkish?
Nothing t b h. Past is past. Btw, I think you are false using Orthodox Albo's name because he was a nice guy but for two weeks or less all posts I see from this name are edgy, cringy shit.
>>61994886
ЦИГAHИ, TATAPИ
хaхaхa HE CE ЧOBEЦИ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM78QPF70zY
who /Ceca/ here?
>>61995064
He meant there isn't enough anime weebshit spam like all the other generals, because /balk/ isn't a bunch of weebshit beta faggots.
>>61994886
Macedonia is an embarrassment to the Bulgar Commonwealth
>>61995050
>travelling to Paris is the same as looking at pictures in your shitstained chair
Modern gyppo romglish culture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNN5E7iEa28
C r i n g e
r
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g
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>>61996130
only in a degenerate and jewified society can something like this exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWMwzBhk-BU
south memphis - atlanta - novi sad
the axis of quality trap
>Buying shit at the supermarket
>Skopje
>It's full
>Hear tatar talking in literal tatar loudly, all the other shoppers are quiet
>2 lines that work are full
>People queing up you only wait 2 minutes
>Doesn't stand in line, decided to go to the third empty line and announce it to everyone
>Smiles, looks at us and says "They must open up here"
>Starts yelling "3RD LINE, 3RD LINE, OPEN UP HERE" at the ceiling
>Awkward
>Freaked out employee girl runs jumps out of the ground and opens it
>He walks out first with his friend
Lmao tatars
>>61996183
Melodia asta combina ce e mai prost la manele cu ce e mai prost la muzica pop. Si stiorfa asta strambacioasa are si doar vreo 16-17 ani de nu ma insel.
>>61993389
>caca
looool
CACA hahahahaha
>>61996268
LMAO HE SAID CACA
MY FUCKING SIDES
AHAHAHAHA
>>61996204
How do you dress? I bet 50 liras that you never go out without tracksuit. Assuming you are the lit poster.
>>61996268
>>61996290
"C"-ul e tz.
>>61996268
>>61996290
c = ts in the civilized world
c = k in the subhuman barbaric gypsy and muslim world
>>61996239
protip
>>61996298
the who now? you know it's possible to dress like a normal person and get lit to some trap effendi
>>61995260
>nice fingernails
my fetish
>>61996298
#valor
>>61995064
It's literally on every popular facebook page.
>>61996344
daco-romans use the latin alphabet, YOU are the ignorant one
>>61996290
>>61996321
>>61996344
hahaha CACA you said it again hahahaha
>>61996456
:D
>>61996431
no such thing, first Romanian literary works were in Romanian Cyrillic. But keep dreaming of your literate peasants.
>>61995847
>tfw a qt blonde that looks like this visits her friend/relative that lives near to me
What can I say to her except EY BB WANT SUM FUK!?
>>61996369
I also went to Migros with tracksuit t b h.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3qwjYQgKMs
This guy is based btw. Beats are hard as fuck and his flow is fire.
>>61996408
Nice. I have adidas now but my favorite ever tracksuit was Reeboks.
>>61996486
hahahahaha lmao please stop hahahaha
>>61996492
they wrote cyrilic but they spoke in latin
>>61996298
>wearing a tracksuit and fresh sneakers isn't cool
Kill yourself roach
>>61996504
Tell her you're the Great Alexander: The Tatar Slayer
The Don heard my advice about making a MALL song, this is dedicated to /balk/ and plebs don't know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3KCRuwO5Ps
>>61996561
Didn't you read this cuck?
>>61996561
>>61996677
This* >>61996518
>>61996677
Assuming you meant to link >>61996518
I didn't, sorry roachbro.
>>61996750
No problem t b h.
Today in Bari 20 persons died in the train I used at the exact same time 2 days ago. Its weird sometimes life...rip
>>61996883
Memento mori.
>>61996883
Meh.
Why do Balkan women love English men so much?
>>61997034
Everyone need pets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gct2TTsQLZge
Who gonna stop me now Who?
>>61997034
Why do English women love Muslim men so much?
>>61997034
For tha money
Gib now, gib gib as soon you wont have to gib anymore
A pack a day to get me by
An ounce a week to keep me high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXVFApxzUU
When I'm in Skop-yay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zokJ3SBVSpg
im bored af
>>61997365
I wish I could be bored.
>>61997365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv8WWBULPLA
>>61997420
sanders? he ain't out of the race? poor guy
probably hoping they'll still indite shillary
>>61997365
Write a rap song.
Here is the opening to your verse by me.
>Drivin' thru Skopje, preying like a vulture
>Blaming on Bulgars, stealing Greek culture.
>>61997538
They have great qt.
Recently saw a tourist group of obv some Bosnian youth female national team here. Many many hot.
>>61997538
look at those dumb peasant faces
What part? This part and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ_DHRI-Xp0
>>61997616
bosnian women are a bit hairy and freekishly tall but they're alright
how did you tell they were bosnians and not serbs/croats from serbia/croatia?
Going to Slovenia Thursday to watch Maribor - Levski. How is Slovenian police towards football fans?
>>61997707
Well they had Bosnia tracksuits on.
With yoga pants combined...
>>61997034
The only brits I've seen that reside here are businessmen and 5 of the most handsome lads I've seen in my life(blone, blue eyes, chad jaw), who also happen to be rich.
>>61997771
Normally they are 90% piss ugly, what youve seen is the exception, believe me.
>>61997814
All the british people I've talked to(most of them on the internet ofc) were average or handsome. Brits do have a rep for being ugly but I guess I'm blessed with seeing the exceptions.
>>61997771
Ignore him >>61997814, it's an objectively-proven fact that British men are the most handsome in the world.
>>61997899
Btw I also fucked one and let him jizz in me, he fucked me so hard I screamed like a horse. My neighbors knew after that.
>>61997947
Not true
>>61997951
I'm not a british dick rider lad, it's just my experience.
>>61996492
the cyrilic alphabet was used only in official documents.Romanians back then, almost all didn't know how to write.
Also the Cyrillic alphabet is neither suited for Romanian or western Slavic languages(polish,czech,etc)
>>61997947
I know like I said here >>61997899 the ones I met were on average great looking and I drooled over them. I still dream about that pounding, no balkan man could ever deliver such passionate insertions.
>that one bosnian roach spamming pictures of women in his desperation to prove Bosnia is relevant
>>61998108
Please stop
I've mostly talked to british girls not guys you cunt
>>61998038
Cute, I like cute style.
Also looks fun. More?
>>61998164
Wanna fugg bby?
Finally ,got it .
What do you say /balk/?
>>61998145
>implying you are relevant
>>61998265
Утpe, кaј тpиyмфaлнa вo 11 нacaбaјлe, ќe нocaм цpни aдидac Дepeк Poyз пaтики, тe чeкaм.
>>61998334
>playing pokemongo
>>61998356
>Дepeк
>>61997616
Hey, EU guy. Whatchu doing in Brussels? Are you Bulgarian?
>>61998356
Ќe тe штипнaм зa гaзeтo ;)
Ce глeдaмe
>>61998334
I say you should have been aborted for playing pokemon go
>>61998410
I always get that niggas name wrong. Americans have stupid spelling, it sounds like Derreck, but it'\s spelled Derrick.
>>61998334
nice
>>61998423
Nothing, im not in Brussels. Yes I am Bulgarian my newfriend.
>>61998428
>tfw this rapist might actually be waiting for me tomorrow
How tall are you and what do you weigh?
>>61998334
evoluat sau gasit?
in ce zona
Watching Vardar tonight?
Where are the greek homos? Did they drown in their own hairy sweat?
>>61998523
>actually watching macedonian sports
I don't think so lad, I know some pretty dedicated Komiti though.
>>61998501
i think he was just trying to hide the reply or your mom dies meme
>>61998548
In Basket you are ok I think?
>>61998622
legend has it lithuanians are still butthurt about our win over them
shit the atmosphere after that match was great
>>61998491
I forgot my trip. You could say I'm pretty tall.
>>61998622
they're only good at handball
>>61998654
I vaguely remember seeing a pic of you and you looked like a beta with a wispy beard.
>>61998334
i should try GPS spoofing into chernobyl with pokemon GO to see the pokemon there, there better be some memes
>>61998712
Би мe гyшкaл?
>>61998650
This to me is the biggest secret why Lithuania is good in anything at all. The more north usually the less talent people have for sports.
Yugo sports schools were good, but except in Croatia it seems these schools are in decline recent years in whole former yugoslavia.
>>61998792
eh, iceland did really well this euro2016
its all niggers man, every euro team is importing niggers
>>61998660
Based Milo ITT
>>61998847
the big countries its clear to me. Germany has registered 5M footballers in their federation, probably in total 15M are playing there. Bulgaria has 300 registered. I mean...clear what to expect. Same I guess with the other big ones. And additional to that they give passports to black and arabs because they lack creative elements without them.
>>61998764
He cyм пeдep. Имaш жeнcкa пa дa тe кaкнyвaм?
>>61998847
You are right with Iceland though, I guess exceptions prove the rule.
>>61998847
Well part of their training in Africa (if you survive the starvation, hiv and beheader gangs) is to sneak up in a lion, pull him by the tail and then escape as he tries to fuck you up. No shit niggers are fast
>>61998944
>>61998977
iceland were LITERALLY the ONLY team who wasn't composed of muslims, middle easteners and niggers as well, yet they did very well, good on them
>>61998977
>maghreb and middle east
>lions
maybe a thousand years ago
>>61999003
croatia as well
>>61998977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY
Can /balk/ dab?
>>61999058
ya them as well, tho they didnt do as well as iceland
>>61999003
In western europe they believe people who grow up there are europeans and their race is irrelevant
