>be brazilian
>go to /int/
>full of autists and outcasts that blame their misery and their faggotry for being born in third world and being shitskin, every trait of brazilian culture that is posted here is looked upon by brazilian with disgust and irrational anger
>be brazilian
>go to /sp/
>people around the world idealize the sportsmen of our country, and brazilians rejoice and feel proud of our own country, every trait of brazilian culture that is posted here is looked upon by brazilians with a patriotic pride and joy
Seriously how can there be such a difference between two boards?
Now this bread has 2 posters
Op you're such a huge faggot
Brazil's football is the only thing good about the whole country, except maybe bunda
>>61992528
>Brazil's football is the only thing good
yes there nothing apart from football here worthwhile, i wonder why people don't immigrate
Because one board is about a game and the other is about real life
/thread
>>61992614
>i wonder why people don't immigrate
Because no money.
>>61992658
so sports and culture are not real life?
>>61992674
they're like 1% of real life, autistic
>>61992673
yes just because of that, that's why there are no billionaires here
>>61992697
So Gdp per capita, HDI, anime and traps are the other 99%?
>full of autists and outcasts that blame their misery and their faggotry for being born in third world and being shitskin, every trait of brazilian culture that is posted here is looked upon by brazilian with disgust and irrational anger
Fucking this desu.
Lie if there's a thread about something, i can't talk about that stuff that happens here without some fucking autist coming and shitting everything. Most of the time he doesn't even know what it is and he still talking shit about it.
>>61992751
Quality of life is
But you are a monkey.
>>61992803
yes and quality of life is compromised of Gdp per capita, HDI, anime and traps
>>61992789
Also, Brazilians here can't accept compliments at all. If you make a comment or a thread complimenting,, there will come a wave of self-haters projecting their failures and whatever just for pure self-loathing.
>>61992707
>that's why there are no billionaires here
You're aware Lemann lives in Switzerland right? The gigantic mansion he has here is just for parties with friends or family members.
Safra lives in Monaco.
>outro fio de macacos discutindo um com outro em inglês
>>61992971
Eike Batista lives here m8, also most politicians and enterpreneurs from BR multinationals like Ambev, Embraer live here also m8 :)
Embrace the meme senpai.
>>61992933
Brazil IS a country for underachievers and failures. So it's a good thing.
Successful Brazilians live in Los Angeles, Singapore, Germany or Switzerland.
/sp/ dont have americans.
/int/ have.
>>61993076
yes there is not a single successful BR here and that is why you are a failure here :^)
>>61993067
that !
>>61993008
vem pro /sp/ m8, não dá pra fica aki não
>Self loathing rampant ITT
Parem com essa merda.
>>61993220
>self denial ITT
Parem com essa merda.
>>61993118
Yeah, well, no matter how hard you try, at the end of the day, you are and always will be a Brazilian.
>>61991363
Hey guys, I have a problem, I know this is a post, but all I see on my monitor is
>oogabooga oog oog oog
Anyone else?
>>61993277
>esse post
se mata
We're kinda hated on /vg/ now.
/pol/ kida butthurt because their "white" overlords are getting BTFO by Brazilians on E-Sports.
>>61993272
Não cara, eu sei que meu país não é dos melhores, mas não fico postando merda e me fazendo de coitadinho fi.
>>61993358
on the /vg/agdg/ we are accepted.
>>61993436
fuggen dis
>>61993446
Idk, on CSGO threads they go full /pol/ on us, but the BRs there take the jokes, unlike here where some BRs bow down like cucks.
>>61993289
You're probably opening your browser using the Guatemalan locality settings, change it back to English lad.
>>61993436
Eu prefiro não mentir pros gringos
you meant to say if you go to /sp someone will dicredit whatever you say by
>7-1
>>61993436
>brazil
>good football players
LOL
>>61993698
>Peru
>Anything Good
Literally no one cares about sports. Brazil is a poor, violent and corrupt shithole. I'm visiting there soon and I honestly fear for my life. If 30 percent of my countries population was literally favela monkeys, I would do anything to leave that hell on earth and go anywhere else ASAP. Your women are beautiful and your landscape is amazing, but your culture and way of daily living is disgusting and backwards. Literal hue monkeys that do nothing but fuck, cheat each other, elect Marxists to run your country and wonder why its collapsing, and get robbed by niggers
>>61993606
sim, o brasil é o pior país do mundo impossível viver aqui, só tristeza e miséria, por isso preciso emigrar para o primeiro mundo onde todo mundo é feliz e rico!
>>61993523
>caring about what americletus and snowniggers think about us
Let them keep playing Who's White™, sad cunts.
Hope SK keeps raping them desu
>>61993789
YES YESSSSS PLS GIBE ME AMERICAN CUM I CAN'T LIVE ON THIS SHITHOLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLS KILL MEEEE WHY I WAS BORN A MONKEY KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
Is this really average brazilian mom?
>>61991363
7-1
>>61993888
9-11
>>61993857
Dam dude what a gisele
>>61993888
>his country will never EVER have a WC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>61993523
dude you are new on here. /int/ and /pol/ is about taking bantz. And we brazilians should not give a fuck. Because we can handle it. We survived a dictatorship, shitton of crisis rampant inflation, poverty, crime. Now just tell me. Why tha fuck should i care if a white fag from europe or USA talk shit to me? i dont give a fuck. Because i saw the terror and looked into his eyes and smiled to it. And it smiled back. And it went HUEHUE.
>>61993789
Lmao get shot cunt, and I'm not talking about your insulin, lardass
Brazilians are self-hating in every board, I even saw them gloat in whining in /g/
>>61994023
They simply conceive unpleasantness, we were raised in it, molded by it.
>>61993813
And we raping SK.
>mfw SporTV commentators on the last Major
>>61994023
My problem isn't the haters or bantz, i know we're good at it. My problems is i can't talk about things from my country without some monkey derailing it.
>>61994023
Being proud you're a veteran of a shitty third world country is so fucking hilarious. White Americans opinions should matter to you since we are literally superior people. Even non white Americans are by default better than "white" Brazilians
>>61994061
2bh I used to think that until browsing /sp/, most people are there normies, I even posted Bumbum Granada and most started to either post other trash br funks or sing it. I was fucking surprised, /sp/ is my home board now, /int/ is too autistic and american for me
>>61994145
so when you "white" guys become a minority and start speaking spanish you will kill yourself?
>>61994023
>>61994133
>MUH REPUTATION AS STRONG LAID BACK BADASS
>>61994230
>>61994145
You have your own problems burgers. You should be more worried putting your segregative politics to work. Since blacks and whites are killing eachother. My mom is american and i would never live in the USA. and also i dont feel "special" being half a burger. I say fuck to that. America has no values that worth living for. You guys are just good at practical stuff. How did that work to make you happy ? poping pills on the daily basis. Stuffing shit food on your throats. I should and would never live in a cold place like the USA. better to die taking risks than depressed in a overdose of antidepressants.
>>61994201
Baile de favela is the GOAT funk song. Eu gosta muito meu amigo.
>>61994230
I'll move to wherever white people are and prosper under civilization
>>61994426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSrgFCddimQ
try this version.
>>61994301
Segregation is voluntary amongst all races in the US. Minorities are just as angry, racist and hateful as white people in America. You live in a country where everyone is either a nigger, the same shade of brown, or if youre in the lucky 10% of Brazilians youre white and have to hope you have no native genes. Also I live in the richest and most powerful country in the world. If you honestly wouldn't move here because of medicine we have then that's your problem. Enjoy not being able to wear jewelry and being afraid to walk at night because you'll die over a cellphone
>>61994527
great then we agree. now go back to your miserable life. and let me enjoy my day. the sun is shining and i need to go to the beach.
>>61994526
Im calling japanese nipnogs after this video. They literally look like chinese monkeys at a zoo.
>>61994527
>Also I live in the richest and most powerful country in the world.
if you didn't you probably would be the most miserable fuck like those self-haters BRs here, you are pathetic
Lads, there's a delicious 14yo working where I started working. Omfg, I want so fucking bad to fuck that perfect arse
Wat do
>>61994689
>>61994589
Make sure you don't leave any valuables on your towel while you go swimming in the water because you'll get your shit stolen immediately
>>61994655
If I lived in any country I would be proud of it. I didn't choose to be born here but I was and I'm proud and happy. If I was born in Brazil you best believe I would be the hardest working and most eager to get educated person in the country. It takes one trip outside of Brazil to realize literally anywhere in the Western world north of the equator is better to live
You guys can be mad and butt hurt all you want but facts are facts and your self hating Brazilian brothers are a testament to how shit it actually is in Brazil
>>61994689
Put penis in anus.
Simple.
>>61994689
Enjoy jail or wait one more year.
But let's be honest you're going to do shit.
>>61994773
i go to the beach wearing only shorts. thats how you supose to do it. i was born and raised here burgers. No need to tell me how to live.
>>61994689
>os menor preparado pra foder com xota dela vai
Wow all memes and banter aside you guys really are sub human favela monkeys
>>61994819
you sound like leafs now. i expected more from burgers.
>>61994773
yes cause you know the best place to live is where those conditions and graphics tell us so. It's objective there is nothing like personal that attaches you to a country, it's simple if you are the greatest and the best country in the world you are therefore entitled to be happy, if not you should be an autistic selfhater and spend your life trying to emigrate to a superior country. Because that's how life is, one is superior and the others are inferior. And that's why the USA is the best country in the world hahahahahah!HAHAHAHAHAHA
So, has OP died yet from a drive-by robbery yet where the robber then got killed by plainclothesmen and the plainclothesmen by a drug lord and the drug lord by the BOPA? It would be highly unusual for a Brazilian to have a lifespan of nearly 2 hours.
>>61994773
>If I was born in Brazil you best believe I would be the hardest working and most eager to get educated person in the country.
yes cause that is how you succeed in brazil or anywhere worldwide, by hardworking kek
>>61994986
That's genuinely how it works in first world countries
>>61994819
Stay mad burger man
>>61993857
This ugly pig?
sorry but the our average have more bunda.
>>61995074
yes, by hardwork you become a millionaire/billionaire everywhere across the globe
>>61994915
picrelated. A wealthy man in slovenia.
>>61995101
Never said millionaire, I said successful to the point of being able to afford more than a metal shack and flip flops
>>61995194
So becoming successful in a first world country means working for someone "supposedly" less successful than you?
>>61994794
She seems to be your average funkeira, should I fear for jail?
>>61994819
Dumb burger
>>61995074
no. actually this is how it works :
Fed prints money, enslaves your ass. So they and their friends can have free shit while you have fake money. When shit goes south they start a war because making weapons is also a scheme to heat the economy. Usa economy is like an crack addict. and soon it will have his last fix. We will also be affected. But we can survive crisis, expensive food, expensive gas prices. We have our ways. And you burgers? what are you going to do when antidepressants become too expensive?
>>61995161
Sikhs look like Brazilians, only they hold to a fairly liberal code of honour. What's not to like?
>>61995238
>>61995304
>>61995331
Lmfao butt hurt third worlders are so cute.
>>61995436
lmao at you thinking you are anything different from us :D
>>61995436
again. nothing you can say can hurt me. im just telling the truth, since you have cool art. lovely music. but lack understanding politics and social tec. When i say that im not talking about facebook. Its human interactions. That would solve the black live matters problem.
>>61995436
BLACK LIVES MATTER
>>61995546
not helping here, Rocco. also the ammount of italians in brazil is huge. show some respect.
>>61995587
smetilla gli italiani sono nostri fratelli
Cala a boca, filho da puta
She's showing her pezinhos
She's literally asking for it
>>61995534
>That would solve the black live matters problem.
aren't most hues black? Pretty misanthropic of you desu.
>>61995625
egli non sta aiutando.
>>61995633
la concha de tu madre lince
despidite de tu cuenta
>>61995675
give me a single reason why should i care about you ?
>>61995633
sup hermanito ?
>>61995748
>brazil
What's happening Brazil bros?
>>61995748
Because I am a superior white person come to show you monquis the virtues of civilization, self-restraint and law abidance with my medium sized white cock?
>>61995904
>Because I am a superior white person come to show you monquis the virtues of civilization, self-restraint and law abidance with my medium sized white cock?
>>61995904
i prefer to ignore your existence. that actually i have been doing my whole life. i had literally to google your existence.
>>61995904
i liek yu
>>61995894
Not much BritBro, pretty much all the same. I love watching these mememasters fight on /int/.
>>61995949
Dude whatever makes you feel better about living in a shit hole of a country. You can enjoy your beaches and ass all you want but you're still a backwards shitty corrupt poor country with no future
>>61995995
>you're still a backwards shitty corrupt poor country with no future
you could say the same about the US 2bh
>>61995970
Kuruminha a qt
Heh, it's fine guys, it's not out fault we were born in this shithole, there's no need to fool yourself, we just need to work hard to get out of here
>>61996017
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHQHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHEHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUEJUEJUEJEUEHEJUEJEHUEHEUEV
>>61996085
yes there is no corruption, poverty in the USA. And the future sure is bright there :^)
go and play football in the mud, dirty brazilians
>>61996118
>>61996083
The two Brazilians I met here in foreign exchange want to do their masters here and find permanent residence because they loved it here so much. If anyone from Brazil visits the United States I'm sure there's a solid chance thé idea of moving here would come to their mind
>>61996118
Thanks my culturally enriched friend!
>>61996168
Of fucking course, the anons on this thread just want to find a reason to feel better about their situations
>>61996168
yes, and my english teacher was an Italian-American from Florida that married a hot BR mulata here and had two children here and he hates the US with all his heart
>>61996182
>Arab immigration has influenced many aspects of Brazil's culture - besides and beyond the Arabic influence inherited via Portugal, as, for instance, some Portuguese words of Arabic origin.
>>61996279
arabs are bros
>>61996240
Of course, every BR is as autistic as me that would give away their friends and families and his culture over a big paycheck and living in a "superior" country
>>61996279
Cool, then maybe i'll come over later and fuck your wife.
>>61996352
Yes basically considering Brazilian culture is just samba, niggers and brigadiero. Really not missing much. There's also the whole not dying on the way to the super market, getting kidnapped or getting a flesh eating foot disease in the shower
>>61996472
What the fuck? Is this real?
>>61996472
too bad you're stuck in that shithole forever
>>61996352
It's this what you tell yourself before going to sleep? Sad sad thing
>>61996530
course it is. they are all cucks.
>>61991363
7-1
>>61996601
>2 WC
>>61996498
>brigadiero
euheuheuhe that one was a good one burgers.
>>61996554
Yes cause you know living in a superior country sure is better than living with your friends and family, I mean fuck them, they are useless they only want what I have, and I need to show them that I am better than them they are trash hahahahahah When I move to the first world they will look at me and see OMG we should have followed his steps look how his life is much better than ours! They won't be angry or miss me or anything just envy me as they should
>>61996733
It's the only downside of moving, but you still can visit them and use something called skype or whatsapp
Also, family is just family, you're supposed to go your own way after you're an adult
Personally I wouldn't come back even for my mom's funeral
>>61996962
yes, cause it's the only downside, you will sure be much happier by living far away from those that care about you, I mean having money sure compensates the downsides hahaha, I mean talking by skype or whatsapp sure compesates reallife company too, is exactly like enjoying a good time near those that care about you
This kind of attentionwhoring threads are why brazilians get so much shit in here. You're even worse than the yanks at handling the banter.
>>61997026
The quality of life that I'll have will make me even forget about them lol
>>61991363
Oh look, the same Brazilian intelectual from /pol/
Also this
>>61992658
>every trait of brazilian culture
>brazilian
>culture
does not compute
Oh, so it's just like Mexicans from /sp/ and Mexicans from /int/.
Ones are retarded chauvinists that think that the slightest critisism towards third world living conditions makes one a self-hater, and the others are people who actually know their own country with the ocational actual self-hater thrown in. Checks out.
At least non of the above are as bad as their alt-rightist numale /pol/ counterparts. Who just want to be accepted by moronic basement dweller neckbeards from first world countries by proving how white they are and how much they hate niggers and shitskins because they are non degenerate far right sheltered middle class simpletons. Unless they also happen to be crossboarders.
Quite entertaining, desu.
>School has atleast 1000 BR exchange students
>Half of them in finance or business or law hate the poor and hardcore libertarian
>Other half nerdy girls studying science
eh, I like brazilians I meet and have nothing against them but I enjoy watching their country suffer and take pelasure when I read some fucked up news from there. Honestly do not know why.
Like the fact that there are death squads that roam around and shoot-up street children. Its a fucked up kinda lol.
>>61992528
Ever heard of gigantic butts
>>62000123
Get ready to pay for the wall Pedro
>>61991363
monkeys are monkeys though
>>62001158
Of course I will, Pedro, of course I will :^)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/sanders-finally-throws-his-support-behind-clinton/2016/07/12/c170379c-4833-11e6-bdb9-701687974517_story.html
>>62001321
Guess how man sanders supporters trump just picked up senpai
>>61992658
>/int/
>real life
you're not serious, are you, Paolo?
BRAZIL IS SHIT!
>>61992528
>(
then, perhaps only Brazil has bumda and futibol, but what what about your country of shit? which only have guns, bigmacs and blacks being killed by police in his country there is nothing of value, you guys are the scum of the planet.
>>62001894
Your military police kills favela niglets and no one fucking cares at all. Piss off with that police bullshit
>>61991363
test
this thread displays why i hate other Americans so much this country is retarded
>>61994301
9/10 post
> better to die taking risks than depressed in a overdose of antidepressants.
this is why i want to get of of America also I'm black so the whole everyone hates us thing
At least in brazil i would be Mulatto(which i am)
>>61991363
>go to /sp/
>post anything
>7-1
ITT: angry americans
>>62007756
You can say that again
>>62006416
bye bye
>>62008020
I'll be out of here soon saving up now
doesn't mater if trump or Shillary wins
>>61992528
Our bunda is shit and so is our football
t. hardcore bunda and footy fan
>>61993052
>Implying Eike isn't literally retarded
>>61993789
>I'm visiting there soon and I honestly fear for my life.
Then why are you going?
I don't care about which country you're from. But if you're pissed at /int/ shitting your country, you can fuck off back to /sp/, /pol/, 55 or Reddit or whatever shithole you came from. You're immigrants here so suck it up.
>>61994145
grow up
>>62008555
>You're immigrants here so suck it up.
so the japanese are the only natives here?
>>62006517
>1-7
EVERY TIME
>>62008480
t. virgin
>>62008729
>so the japanese are the only natives here?
>>62006517
>go to /sp/
>post anything
>7-0
>>62009021
>facepalm simpson
you are new here right?
>>62009792
>tfw youll never be the kage of the hidden favela village
>>61994689
Just do it, it's not a crime here if she is older than 14. Just don't film anything or take pictures, that is still a crime if shes below 18.
>tfw BRs are your favorite posters here
>>62009812
kek
>>62011574
obrigado
>>62011574
Fuck off homosexual.
>>61992751
Anime is like 60% of real life
>>61991363
You don't know /luso/ palie pal...
Also fuck /sp/! Go back to your shitty sports board normie.
>>61992528
>maybe bunda
>maybe
Faggot detected.
>>61993289
Guatefuckingmala? What the fuck is that?
>>61993789
>and I honestly fear for my life.
You surelly should. Specially if you'll visit my Rio de Janeiro. Only the strong lives here. It's not for american faggots.
>>62009812
