May we now as an online community of international anonymous people vocalize weird things in different languages.
if someone gives me a mic i will say what they want
>>61980570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yxEyrO9TKa
First quest:
Zdravo Marijo
Milosti Puna, Gospodin stobom.
Blagoslovljena ti medju Zenama i
Blagoslovljen plod utrobe tvoje Isus.
Sveta Marijo, Majko Bozja, moli za nas grijesnike,
sada i na cas smrti nase. Amen
>>61980570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LKl03yj3mV
b-bump?
>>61981965
go fuck urself burger
>>61982039
excuse you im a kraut
>>61982058
fuck you krautroach
>>61980570
Define "weird"
>>61982092
>roach
I will have you know that I'm half German, half English and 100% Aryan.
>>61982058
i am liberator, preaper ur boypusi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GytAippSa8
kinda late at night.
>>61982270
lawl you sound like a mexican or center american
>>61980570
Read this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xk3X1KchAn
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>61982270
Are you black or a spic nigger?
>>61982320
mix.
>>61982318
Top notch
>>61982318
No point asking us to read it if your reading is already perfect m8
No one else could do better and we would all feel bad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UVT7dAqK9g
Why does this shit require flash :(
Lads just got back from jogging and I had a flatulence so strong I was passing wind with every step, so ferociously that I was afeared I might soil myself.
Post some retarded text
>>61986520
Peбятa нe cтoит вcкpывaть этy тeмy. Bы мoлoдыe, шyтливыe, вaм вce лeгкo. Этo нe тo. Этo нe Чикaтилo и дaжe нe apхивы cпeцcлyжб. Cюдa лyчшe нe лeзть. Cepьeзнo, любoй из вac бyдeт жaлeть. Лyчшe зaкpoйтe тeмy и зaбyдьтe чтo тyт пиcaлocь. Я впoлнe пoнимaю чтo дaнным cooбщeниeм вызoвy дoпoлнитeльный интepec, нo хoчy cpaзy пpeдocтepeчь пытливых - cтoп. Ocтaльныe пpocтo нe нaйдyт.
>>61986624
I mean in english.
