are cam edition
wanker babies
are tone
janny won't like this
chilli sauce is the king of sauces
acorn
Maisie
Need a Jenna Haze gf
Who /waiting for the football/ here?
>2 DAYS
>>61922614
but the cheese used in chippies will inevitably be cheddar (which would be vile with gravy), rather than the curds (which aren't as strongly flavoured).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iziZp3r8MPU
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
TORY POWERSTANCE
me on the far left
>>61922679
Good post
Btw, what happened to maisie bro? Haven't seen him post for more than a year
>>61922669
>tfw our leaders will never be such good friends again
Feels bad lads
>>61922726
joined ISIS
>>61922694
Until?
lads, if i cycle somewhere with a helmet then want to walk around, what do i do with my helmet??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>>61922680
superb taste
need a madison parker gf myself
>Lanlord wants to show people round my room tomorrow cause I'm moving soon
>It's a complete fucking mess
Lel
wait, is benderflags broken?
>>61922679
good post
>>61922729
President Trump and "TBD" will be homies
>>61922775
it appears so
>>61922745
Insha'allah
Is sheikh out of prison yet?
>that fucking pepe someone mailed to him
me having a quick power nap at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-1ynKzT-s
>>61922704
She's a pretty decent troll.
That Owen Jones video had me fooled before I watched her further.
>>61922776
pretty girl
>>61922777
I've met Theresa May and she's so fucking dull
>>61922775
just tried reinstalling but nah its down for the meantime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP6oBpyzyQ4
the gf
>>61922810
Good. I'm sick of meme politicians
maisie is ugly as sin but i would fuck her for bragging rights on here 2bh
>>61922704
wonder how many times she got raped in saudi
>>61922839
Her bf is cute
*stretches*
*cracks knuckles*
okay, it's my first post in this thread, i better use it wisely
can't get this piece of chicken out of my teeth
>>61922867
are you a kraut in the uk?
Coffee and Tea also quenches my thirst, and those aren't sugary so it must be something other than diabetes 2bh?
I don't feel bad for the handicapped cos they're obviously just being punished for being runts in a previous life
>>61922822
>people that get hysterical when they see a bee/wasp
irritating af. Only acceptable if you're one of those people that would die from a sting.
>>61922864
he looks about 15
I wish we had chippies here desu
I BEAT ALAN
I FUCKING DID IT
getting my daily dose of sargon and molyneux lads
>>61922864
THATS her bf?
He must be a real fucking charmer
>David Guetta looking smug
oderately rustled
>>61922906
>chippies
its chipper you fucking moron
late korean pop
>>61922666
>>61922885
caffeine is a derivative of sugar
>>61922882
never make that implication ever again
>>61922930
What's the difference?
>>61922906
Open one.
had a really good post
reckon it could have netted a healthy 5 (You)s but I've totally forgotten it
the electroshock treatments my runtmaster has been giving me are frying my neurones. If I don't muster up these (You)s by 20:30 I lose my slop privileges ffs
>>61922864
he could get boyed off easily 2bh
>>61922921
i microdose them
>>61922765
Ah yes, nice.
>>61922906
Guy Fieri has been to a couple on Triple D
>>61922979
just post bait from a proxy
>>61922970
Normal people say chippie.
The mentally handicapped say chipper.
Fucking cunts should be thrown into chippers
might have leftover cottage pie for breakfast tomorrow
who's this slag singing at the closing ceremony lads
bang tidy
I have DDOS'd the reddit flags servers and will not cease until he stops pointlessly tinkering with it.
*stares at you*
have no idea what this webm is
>>61923052
good lad
>go to the chippy
>chavs in hoodies hanging around outside
fucking hell
>>61922933
Do you think when asked how she wanted to look by the surgical doctor her reply was "like a plastic fuck doll"?
>>61923049
my gf
6 bings lads
6 bings
>>61923049
Zara Maria Larsson
>>61923089
no it was "rike a prastic fuck dorr"
>le French DJ man
>>61923097
lovely cameltoe
>>61923085
if they say anything mean to you they are just jealous
>>61923073
Why does the doge take that?
>>61923111
>AIDS has been beaten in Australia
nice going bruce
will ISIS attack tonight?
>>61923036
if I only net low quality (You)s I'll get sent back to the runt battery
>>61923132
he think's the cat is playing
>>61923116
hey baby xoxo
An interesting read for anyone who wants an insight into what really happened before, during, and after Africa got its independence
https://radishmag.wordpress.com/2013/04/12/come-back-colonialism/#in-defense-of-racist-imperialist-oppression
>>61923141
*jabs needle in my leg*
brb reinfecting the aussies
>>61923132
Because he knows attacking the cat would be wrong
Dogs are good people
>>61923141
So Aussie boys can fuck me up the bum bareback and there's no risk?
>>61922885
are you tired alot, more so than usual? and have you cut yourself recently? if it took a long time to heal then literally go to a doctor, you can lose limbs over that shit dawg
http://www.sarahwilson.com/2010/12/if-you-dont-like-wearing-a-bike-helmet-you-might-like-to-read-this/
holy shit, some of these points are incredibly poor
>People who wear helmets are less cautious, therefore more likely to crash. This is a thread that comes up in a lot of studies – helmet-less riders are defensive riders.
Similarly, studies show “risk compensation” kicks in – helmet riders can be more complacent and take more risks. Ditto drivers – one study shows drivers are more considerate of riders without helmets.
>Helmets deter people from riding. They’re one of the biggest deterrents. Riding is great exercise. We face an obesity epidemic. We can’t afford to deter people from getting on a bike.
fucking women
>>61923141
they have worse things than aids living under the toilet seat
>>61923203
for you
>>61923203
This
Can't wait to get out there
>>61923132
Corgi's are literally retarded
>tfw you thought you were working class scum
>talking to my mum about opening an ISA now I've begun work
>she opens her online banking to show me hers
>wew.jpg
not quite millionaires lads but the senpai is worth 6 figures
*rides my bike without wearing a helmet*
>Ronaldo on his tippy-toes again
lel
>>61923269
Greasy insecure weirdo.
>>61923215
what a complete and utter spastic.
A good friend of mine would be dead if not for a bicycle helmet.
>Leadsom will NOT be bullied into disclosing the information that all her competitors have
>nvm, here it is
strong character, fit to lead
>>61923182
anyone have the webm of the asian and black man
>>61923246
where can i watch the kickball match
>>61923308
leadsom will never be leader (thank god)
>>61923249
>Thought I was average
>Parents said that we were just middle class all the time to 'try and keep us grounded'
>Went to uni and found out I'm actually much posher than I thought
Bit peculiar desu
LADS
IT'S HABBENING!
>>61923249
>class = wealth
lmao
either may or leadsom will be beaten by corbyn in the next election, then we can get back in the eu as soon as possible
>>61923329
npo 1
the runts will be distracted for the next 2 hours with the black man kicking the ball
is someone kicking a ball? i think i hear ball kicking
>>61923342
deluded af
>>61923342
>may will be beaten by corbyn in the next election
laughing_tories.mp3
>>61923337
s-so I'm still scum?
>>61923330
Remember you saying we'd never Brexit too. Don't underestimate how stupid British people are.
>>61923353
>all the lads left for spee
I'm so lonely
>>61923313
Isn't that a shibe?
>>61923410
brexit was 50-50 and i was shitposting based on a bad poll
but surely nobody actually wants religious nut leadsom, right?
any good bbc1 streams?
iplayer is shite
>>61922617
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE TORIES AND THIS AUTISTIC POSE
Who want's some betting action?
I've got 4/7 the man kicks the ball into the net
>>61923330
fodc
Business idea: send all the pakis home then knock down all the spare housing to increase the green belts
what are your favourite strategies to harvest (you)s from /brit/?
>>61923475
Power stance won them the election m8
Goooooooooooooal of France!!!!!
1-0
>>61923475
the head of propaganda in the tory party has lost his nut
*flicks the telly on and checks the score*
You've gotta be having a laugh mate
>>61923509
feigning diabetes
>>61923509
Acting the "stupid American" to trigger the britbongs
Business idea: chubby asian girls
Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
>>61923509
Gimicks like shiplad
Attempting to think of something more runtier than live streaming bbc1 but I've come up blank thus far
>>61923509
idk never get a lot
>>61923249
>tfw father and uncle owns 2 businesses (HVAC and real estate)
>grandparents are lowkey loaded, grandfather left the HVAC business to my dad and uncle and didn't need to sell it to retire
>nobody spends money
Confuses me all the time. They've got money but nobody buys anything. My dad buys guns and rides his 70's Moto Guzzi around to breweries, that's it. The company bought their trucks, which are nice but could be a lot nicer. Instead of buying himself a really nice house on the river he bought an alright smaller house and he's been there for 10 years.
They're going to save money until they die and never spend enough to really enjoy themselves. I don't get it.
>>61923559
>acting
I'll visit Britain in two weeks, I'll go to city of Bugnundia. Can you recommend me good restaurants in Bugnundia?
fuck bitches
make stardust
>>61923561
asians are the least chubby demographic mate, you're barking up the wrong tree
what's wrong with him?
>>61923467
>but surely nobody actually wants religious nut leadsom, right?
Plenty of members of the Conservative party do, and that's all that matters.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/09/may-v-leadsom-could-tory-members-deliver-shock-to-westminster
noticing a lot of muslims trying to convert young white women on youtube, strange 2bh
Me on the right hand side of the related image
>>61923615
why are his lips so shiny
@61923505
@61923564
nice try but no (You)s from me
>>61923603
Heh
>>61922617
Dr. Kissinger, I'm GCHQ.
[ hands over briefcase with filled ballots ]
He wasn't alone.
Uhh you don't get to bring friends.
They are not my friends.
Why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the ukip man.
Farage?
[ nods ]
>>61923606
callate autisto
>Geaseman
>>61923615
His name's Edwardo Montoya
He made a deal with Satan to be the world's greatest footballer. But in granting it, Satan murdered the whole Montoya family so nobody could trace his new identity of Christiano Ronaldo to his previous life.
Sometimes before big matches, Edwardo thinks about how proud his family would be if they could see him playing and it upsets him. So to conceal it he acts autistic towards the cameras and fans to hide his pain.
Bought two pints for the craic
>>61923593
They're saving it all for your inheritance you ungrateful fuck
indubitably
>>61923656
your flag reminds me of really cheap toothpaste
Sieg Heil
>We will help you quick and inexpensive
shouldnt "quick" and "inexpensive" be adverbs?
>Finally, your troubles will find an end
can I say that when talking about fixing stuff?
Heil Hitler \o
o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/
o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/
o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/
>>61923663
>autisto
*Autista
Have you ever visit Bugnundia?
dunno who i want to kick the ball in the net the most desu lads
someone help me
>>61923615
he's an odd character
>>61923696
I am the devil.
Stop posting pictures of women.
It triggers my PTSD.
Thanks in advance.
>>61923701
want some mcdonalds now
pretty good marketing medpack
>>61923732
finish the copypasta i want to know what happens
>>61923720
France
For Arsenal
>>61923622
either you are looking for them, youtube is recommending them to you because you look at similar thing or you share other interest with people who like something else you have in common. In every case it seems likely you are Muslim. Have some pride.
>>61923733
>>61923719
>del espectro autista
why does it end in "a"?
and no, it doesn't exist, stop being weird
>>61923760
i meant in the comment sections of videos
guys my friends are calling me a poof because i said its alright to fancy trannies like you guys do
What is the best type of meat and why is it lamb?
put my drink down now I can't find it ffs
>>61923720
allez les bleus
>>61922704
how is that JUST?
she threw it in the bin
>>61922752
Put it in your bag, mang.
>>61923509
Pretending to be from Quebec
Anglo pigs
who /topgolf-in-addlestone/ here? Just hit a few balls into some holes and now to watch some other people kick balls into a net instead.
>>61923720
angola or algeria
>that fresh rain smell
>>61923819
*slips "something" into your drink*
Here's ya go lad
>>61923730
>shaving foam
>electric shaver
?????
Top Golf is runt as fuck.
When did the Office (US) jump the shark?
in lone with my friends gf
>>61923921
kill her
What's up with people always shitting on British women as a whole, yet they then go an faun over our women like Emilia Clarke and Cara?
RIP Moortugal
>>61923913
season 3 or 4 ngl.
>POONALDO
cry baby lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POONALDO BTFO
hes a very emotional man isn't he
>>61923928
why
im in love with her
>>61923959
ronaldiskill
>>61923943
most british women are fucking awful, the ones who become famous do so because they're not ditzy slags (although isn't as true as it used to be courtesy of made in chelsea/essex/liverpool etc)
>>61923509
>>61923692
I mean yes that's the end result but knowing my dad that's not why he's doing it and I wish he would treat himself while he's around. He just doesn't ever want to spend money. I've been trying to convince him to treat himself to a nice place on the river for a while now, he used to always say that's what he wanted. He could be in a place like http://www.virginiaestates.com/property/CVRResDetails.asp?pref=1604885&realtor=13
but he'd rather just keep living in a little house in a neighborhood that just keeps getting worse.
He didn't raise me to expect a handout. He pays for my health insurance through the HVAC business, that's it.
>poonaldo
>>61923802
Alpinista (alpinist), futbolista (football player), nudista (nudist), budista (budist). It's normal in Spanish language.
Bugnundia is one most visited city in Britain, I was there last year.
saw some black hebrew israelites proselytizing in Peckham today
pretty funny since at least in America they hate actual Africans almost as much as white people, I hope the Nigerians fuck em up
>>61923975
>man
boy
>61923509
What you do
>>61924008
biscuit, stroller, tap, ice lolly
>>61924011
fuck off billionaire
>>61922749
We laugh.
>>61923773
M I L K Y
>>61923882
>that smell of freshly cut grass
>>61923975
A FUCKING MOTH, screen-cap please.
>coming back on
Just bought 2 pints of Heineken for the craic also. Haha I'm mad
>>61924008
scone (pronounced like cone)
pram
tap
ice lolly
literally anything else is incorrect
wahheeeey
>>61922749
GLORIOUS
>>61924008
1. Sweet-cob
2. pram
3. tap
4. icelolly
>>61924035
They do it every weekend around Oxford Circus
And why the fuck would you visit a shitkip like Pecknarm?
>>61924008
scone, pram, tap, sucker
>>61924078
Heineken shit
Guinness heaven
>>61924078
Mad for craic?
>>61924078
why are you buying so much beer you spastic it's gonna be warm by the time you drink it
is this your first time at the pub or something?
>>61924078
why would you buy them now you utter melt
and is your Guinness evaporating? it's barely moved an inch since you last posted
at the rate you're drinking the beer will be dead flat by the time you get around to sipping it (some time next week)
>>61924123
I'm drinking the Guinness alri
>>61924078
Why did the entire 'nation' of Ireland fall for the Heineken meme?
>>61924123
>Heineken shit
fuck off you microbrew muh heritage Yank nonce
>>61924008
Biscuit
Baby carriage
Faucet
Popsicle
>>61924113
>sweet cob
I can't get over how stupid and gay this looks
>>61924134
He's trolling you idiot, obviously the person beside him bought them
I'm the drinking Irishman.
Lads, I'm absolutely hammered right now. I've spent €45 do far on pints
Mum
>get off the pitch you diva!
HA
>>61924123
I like Black Sheep from Yorkshire, Pedigree and London Pride are also top–class.
>>61924184
>€45 do far on pints
madman
>>61924114
>stage 6
well butter my biscuit
Putting off having a wank in case I hop on the gf a bit later
>>61924184
>spend 45 euros on beer
>sip one
>"I'm absolutely hammered right now."
well smeg me arse
>>61924008
Breakfast barm
Pram
tap
cold on the cob
>>61923679
Greaseman.
might try looping my helmet through my bike lock to avoid carrying it around when pokemon hunting
>>61924209
Pedigree is dog food here...
Article 50 when lads?
>>61924086
Nice try, but it's actually pronounced as with -on.
just ate a gherkin sandwich ama
making an arrangement
well mash me bangers
>>61924184
>I'm the drinking Irishman
Narrow it down a bit la jesus h christ
>>61924278
never lol
>>61924278
never
>>61924280
FUCK OFF
>>61924193
post mum
>>61924268
Marston's,
they sponsored Derby County F.C. in the '00s.
>>61924209
>Black Sheep
good boy
>>61924266
What.... in public?
>>61924278
Economic and political suicide.