>be american
>be poor
>get shot
>have no free healthcare
>die
>>61902418
>Live in New Zealand
>Live in New Zealand
>be kiwi
>get sliced to death by Maori gf's father and his obsidian sword
>>61902418
>"""""""""""""""""""""free"""""""""""""""""""""
>>61902447
>>61902418
>they're this desperate to make golden lel a thing again
>>61902447
>be american cop
>get shot
>be irish
>forget how to fish
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>be anzac
>run up a hill
>get shot
>die
>be australian
>forget how to fight birds
FIRST WORLD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>61902525
That applies to you too dumbcunt
>>61903533
oh wait nvm, read Anzac as Australian, carry on citizen