How are you going to spend sunday?
>>61901132
vidya, two and a half men, do some work around the house and then raid at 5 pm
you?
I have an exam on Tuseday and I probably should hit the books.
http://soundgasm.net/u/mandalinn/Late-night-masturbation-session
>tfw no swedish qt to make her moan
>>61901755
vidya,books. I dont really want to go outside when its hot desu
>>61902971
>books
tell me more :3
>>61903170
Idk where to start. Got so many of them. Might just read comics today instead and books tommorow. Got deadpool and witcher to finish (and start)
>>61903199
do you read manga?
>at part time job
>selling shit for pets
>the older women smile and talk to me
>teenage qts say nothing and just stare at the floor
ree
>>61903889
You gotta take the initiative
>"Is there anything you want, girls?"
>>61903955
i mean at the checkout
>>61903889
they can be shy or intimidated by you
>>61902601
Why don't you get yourself one?
>>61904030
>intimidated
im harmless
>>61903955
>You gotta take the initiative
Rape them ,show them whos the Alpha
>>61904565
>im harmless
people can't read minds
hmmm...
>>61904565
I bet you got the autistic virgin mass murdered look
>>61904737
what is it going to be?
>>61904737
What it be?
>>61904766
how does that look
>>61904797
GULAS
U
L
A
S
>>61904808
>>61904842
maybe? :^)
>>61904877
are you going to make knedliky?
>>61904797
I wish I could afford fresh meat like that ...
>>61901132
by not doing a whole lot
it's too hot
>>61904954
is meat expensive in france?
>>61904955
why not go for a swim?
>>61904985
yes, if it's halal
>tfw no enji fuckbuddy
>>61905005
;^)
>>61904949
made some with kuře na paprice on friday, but I think I'll go with potatoes this time
>>61904954
it's from my grandparent's farm tbf, I rarely buy meat in stores
>>61905034
damn son, that sounds godly
>>61905034
>made some with kuře na paprice
hnnggh
>>61904985
Not that much. A fresh piece of beef, something around 200g woud sell at 3 or 4€ ? Depends of the meat, where you buy it ... I'm just poor, especially in summer.
>>61905034
Lucky you, this looks good.
>>61905080
Well a kilo of beef is 5-7euro here, but I guess our prices don't really relate.
>>61905080
pretty much the same here, but it obviously depends what kind of meat it is
>>61905070
>>61905073
(You)
>>61904996
I'm gonna hop into my grandmas pool
later today
>>61905159
are you gonna eat it all?
>>61905159
do you season it with ground pepper or something?
>>61905183
>my grandmas pool
have fun
>>61905006
I can be your fuckbuddy
and now we wait
>>61905196
probably, it gets better if you let it sit for a while tho, so I might leave some for tomorrow
>>61905216
>ground pepper
nah, salt, sugar and paprika, that's the shit
>>61905344
noice, we have the same induction plate
>>61905245
I doubt you look like Enji
>>61905524
no, but we will fuck each others brains out and be happy abou that, who cares if I look like Enji
>>61905344
>grapefruit beer
We truly are little girls inside
vegetables are good for you
>>61905482
kek, does yours also make that retarded sound when you turn it on full power?
>>61905569
>tfw that's the only thing I have atm
also
>radler
>beer
ayyyy
this shit happens when I´m not at work :DDD
http://www.krimi-plzen.cz/a/foto-aktual-nehoda-dvou-tramvaji-v-centru
>>61905654
tram boss must be happy
>>61905654
it was you Trami, don't even try to talk your way out of this
>>61905653
I thought zlatopramen was beer my bad
>>61905654
>4 people injured
don't you get into a lot of trouble when that happens? isn't it like obecné ohroženà or some shit?
>>61905558
are you like an actual fag or just memeing?
>>61905787
does it matter?
>>61905829
I'm curious about a life of a faggot
>>61905753
it is
but picrel is https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radler
also, should I?
>>61905855
Me too, what can you tell me?
>>61905860
Yes and also eat one it boosts your immune system
>>61905871
BERN'D
>>61905860
sure
they look super-weak anyway
what's with these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIamzBSNzHc
>>61905871
You encounter hate and intolerance everywhere
>>61905971
>>61906128
unless you're an annoying flamboyant faggot no one can tell because everyone wears skinny jeans
>>61906128
Everyone encounters hate and intolerance nowadays, no matter the sexuality.
>>61906456
Nah not really, but Faggots do, even more than gypsies
about to finish my foodblogging
>>61905891
>>61905957
>tfw I thought washing my hands with soap was enough and rubbed my eyes
>>61906476
>about to finish my foodblogging
Better post the final product
>>61906456
Have you ever actually met a person who would hate you for being a straight white male? I wish people would stop overexaggarating that so much, i am pretty sure there are like 7 people max in all v4 countries who hold the typical feminist landwhale opinions.
>>61905558
I do
>>61906575
yes, I once visited vegan hipster bar since it was closest thing and I was really hungry
>>61906575
I know a girl like that.
She was raised by a single mom and had severe mommy issues, went as far as changing her name completely back in high school.
>>61906575
>Have you ever actually met a person who would hate you for being a straight white male?
does it count when I got jumped by a pack of feral cigany when I was young count?
>>61906675
>that whole sentence
I'm sorry you had to see this
>>61906575
>Projecting your thoughts and ideas into my post.
Did I say anything about sexual orientation?
>Everyone encounters hate and intolerance nowadays, no matter the sexuality.
>A girl for being with a black guy
>A ching, just for being a ching
>etc.
Not gonna continue, you get the point.
>going to the party yesterday
>suddenly a m46 patton on the crossroad
im quite mad that i forgot to take my phone with me
>>61906616
Did people there tell you to check your priviledge?
aaand done
the taste is perfect
time to get comfy
thank you for reading and don't forget to subscribe
>>61906720
From my experience people have prejudices, but if the gypsy is actually a decent person, they figure it out and treat him like it, its not permanent.
>>61907014
enjoy
>>61907014
Yummy. I wanna a bite, where are you from?
Okay i officially admit that i like Lana Del Rey remixes
>>61905760
I think it is
>>61905746
din du nuffin
>>61907286
nothing wrong with that ťbh
>>61907199
negative, all mine :^)
![7edbf3c1518e5f830e457ebf3b582c1b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RfLqBgd.jpg "7edbf3c1518e5f830e457ebf3b582c1b[1].jpg")
Do you keep that kush up on you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
>>61907475
Dang!
>>61907286
>>61907052
>>61906720
We've just been talking about this. You are afraid people will judge you based on your taste in music?
>>61907590
they will
![20dcf0038222ea5aadab1320d4473e0ac[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VznULHU.jpg "20dcf0038222ea5aadab1320d4473e0ac[1].jpg")
>>61907588
I've been listening exclusively to Warlord and PRO8L3M for past few weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRgYXAMXg84
>>61907611
why give a fuck about it ? you cant please everyone
>>61907952
you shouldn't
>>61907952
Its in human nature to want good relations with everyone
>>61905006
Enji really likes showcasing her hips.
>>61907299
someone got cracked head and other person broken hand. They will sue desu
Hint for life: When you ask a friend/girl out and he/she says she doesn't want to for tenth time in a row, don't ask for reasons, even if you just want conversation subject. It will make them like you more and maybe even go out with you on eleventh time.
>>61908338
they cant be hidden
>>61908657
Did that happen to you?
>>61908657
whoa thats some mental gymnastics
so you are out with them (thus conversing and thus creating the need for conversational topic)
so to fill in the void you ask them to go out with you (even though they already are out with you)
and the moral of the story is:
asking them to go out while you are out for the 10th time will make them want to want to go out
with you even the eleventh time despite the fact that in 10 previous instances you were always refused
So the question is: How are you out with them if you were refused the first 10 times.
No matter how I try to bend my thinking I cant seem to understand you.
>>61909135
There is this thing called cellphone.
>>61909042
It happens to me too often. Disadvantage of leading Umaru lifestyle
>>61909345
Well I still dont get it.
Either you are I am retarded.
Lets break it down then.
>Why would you ever ask anyone out for 11th time after being rejected 10 times?
Is this something autists do?
>>61909345
what the fuck are you even talking about
so many qts at hornbach
>>61909499
post pics
>>61909424
Not just autists, in my experience its pretty normal to keep inviting people to parties or out for a beer. Also i am pretty good at lying so people might not realize i am just making up an excuse, and they seriously think i would want to go out with them.
>>61909464
I am literally Umaru-chan, active and social outside and lazy piece of slob at home. So people keep inviting my social self out and my slob self keeps rejecting them.
>>61909541
they weren't female although there was a pretty girl in green shorts
>>61909572
OH I get it now. You assume in your monologue that people here are party starters that often invite shut in hikikomori tards to their parties.
and often have to deal with the problem of said hikikomori declining their polite invitation.
So in the end you just wanted to show us how special you are for getting invited for the 10th time to some fuckass party and still you declined.
And to top of that arrogance you had the nerve to give us advice as how to invite you to our parties the next time.
My God...
>>61909572
so who asked you out?
did you fug?
>>61909572
>>61909724
you guys must be memeing here, right?
>>61909769
Well I am just baffled at self-centered existence that he >>61909572 is.
>>61909724
Not really. I had in mind lonely autists with no friends who bother the only people still willing to talk to them or social outcasts trying desparately to make more popular/eccentric people like them so they could climb up in social hierarchy, or of course, beta fags bothering a girl.
I think those apply here more than being invited to a party.
>>61909572
you sound like a prime grade self-absorbed piece of shit
congratulations
>>61909738
Actually one girl that i've been writing with for years said i should come see her in Brno. But i love that girl like a sister and she has a boyfriend, so i don't really see any reason to see her IRL, chatting with her seems enough.
>>61909931
I'm not self-pittying beta faggot like the rest of you, yes. I'm not saying i get invited to every party and people beg me out, i am not extra popular, just normal. But i have this one autistic friend that is damn desparate and clingy on me.
>>61909918
You sound like a person that thinks everything they think should be standard for everyone else to think.
>>61909973
And you are pathetic ass piece of shit ass retard, lmaoing at your existence.
>>61910042
chug a bleach would you? Dont ever project any of your ideas of me into your fucking posts.
;_;7
>>61910087
No, i think my mind is light years ahead of your regular person, i am reasonable enough to not expect him to be even close to me
>And you are pathetic ass piece of shit ass retard, lmaoing at your existence.
Why? Because i have a girl friend?
You sound a bit angry for some reason
>>61910105
when is the movie coming out?
>>61910162
Make that space between girl and friend bigger boy.
We dont want to get confused here alright?
>Why? Because i have a girl friend?
Stop projecting yourself onto me once again.
>it's The retard baiting for (You)'s episode again
>>61910330
I bet your favorite board is /r9k/
>>61910376
70% of 4chan is retards baiting for (You)'s lad
>>61910496
and yours is probably /lgbt
>>61910087
ebin bantz
check out this cool hype board, you might like it and stay there:
>>>/b/
>>61910496
Where did you figure out that I am some r9k, misogynistic shut in?
Or is that your default way of addressing opposition on 4chan?
>>61910376
Like if there is anything better to do for fun in this dead thread. Its impossible to engage in an intelligent discussion with you people so i engage in retard discussion.
Czechs are worst posters. Prove me wrong
>>61910671
But i completely agree
>>61910671
segg xd
Anyone playing Bleach Brave Souls?
>tfw found android game which satisfies my MMORPG autism and dont have to spend 12 hours at PC
>>61910671
But Czechs are just Slovaks with different flag.
>>61910162
We have girlfriends but we don't need to talk about them here to feel better about ourselves.
what was the first board you visited on 4chan?
>>61911809
/b/
>>61911809
/b/
>>61911809
/b/
hello
>>61911809
/b/
>>61911809
i think it was /g/, never cared about /b/
thinking about ordering pizza
>>61912035
unfortunately yes
>shitpost, blogpost
>people are engaging in heated discussions
>normalpost
>nobody cares, thread dies
>>61912527
all the normalfags are out with their gfs or friends
>>61912365
I've just had one.
>>61912365
Have one for me I hate being fat
>>61912552
You could be my friend, if you want.
>>61912587
i have not eaten a pizza in a year or more
>>61912613
Shameful, four cheeses?
>>61912552
Its few days before payday, i'm a normalfag, but i'm home because no money to go outside
>>61912552
what does that make me then when i am at home?
>>61912643
>>61912651
im home recuperating from work and partying
also fuck the pizza, ill get a kebab tommorow
>>61912587
HAHA yuor fet XDD
My mom was in Hungary and got me this
Is it good?
I want to expand my collection of comfy images, post what you got fags
>>61912765
define comfy
>>61912643
You don't need to spend money to have a good time or be with friends
>>61912820
But you need friends to be with them in the first place.
>>61912765
I know you aren't a r9kfag but they have great /comfy/ threads
>>>/r9k/29850457
>>61912764
it's good and it's even the extra hot one, but your hands look old and wrinkly
>>61912746
hahahaha
>>61912964
I felt a deep depression and sadness behind that "hahahaha"
>>61912800
Impossible. Comfy is the new love. Undefinable, abstract, beautiful, never satisfied, always wanting more, the utmost goal a person can reach in life.
>>61913005
is this some new alokal meme?
>>61912887
I'm 26
>>61913029
>new
>>61913023
ok, how has your weekend been?
>>61913094
It's boring that you always ask questions, this time I let (You) guess it
>>61913028
That's not comfy at all, it's cramped and shitty.
>muh ricenigger cybapunk dream
>>61912765
>>61912765
muslim but nice
>>61913028
time to get smashed
>>61912765
.
>>61913172
>It's boring that you always ask questions
that's what happens when you're boring
>guess
You went to a party and jerked off in a corner as a way of marking your territory and then left, you walked passed a 7 year old qt fell into a deep self hating spiral and wanted to jump in front a tram but didn't Because you still have to take out the trash
>>61913352
This nigga knows whats up, thats comfy as fuck. Same as that picture of anime qt looking out of commieblock window. Not because of the anime, but the settings is comfy af.
>>61913424
>>61913405
learn to quote you dumb cunt
>You went to a party and jerked off in a corner as a way of marking your territory and then left, you walked passed a 7 year old qt fell into a deep self hating spiral and wanted to jump in front a tram but didn't Because you still have to take out the trash
top kek but
>implying I go to parties
>>61913352
>>61913464
these cartoons just ruin it
>>61913352
>>61913464
why the carpets on the wall, we used to have it too but dunno why
>>61913628
i dont mind it тбх
>>61913134
>>61913587
Sorry fat fingers and small numbers don't work
>>61905080
I thought you have socialism in France so how can you be poor?
>>61913708
Precisely because of that.
>>61913706
And how do fat fingers and small holes work? :^)
http://imgur.com/a/AiNJO
tfw no big boob gf
>>61913827
i like sporty tits more
>>61913827
that's too much boob
>>61913798
its big loose and gross
>>61913923
from daddy ? :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>61913827
>no nudes
Why do you even post that
>>61912764
>that pic
kek wtf
>>61912764
What's that green shit on your fingers
>>61914405
why do you care permavirgin
>>61914405
Paint
>>61913033
your ring finger and little finger are tinny
>>61914737
Tell me more.
>>61914777
Working on this guy
>>61914924
fucking autist
>>61914945
That's not very nice
>>61915036
thats what your mom said when you borned
>>61915049
nice english, retard
>>61915072
t. autistic virgin
>>61915049
*born
Fucking illiterate
>>61915091
why are you fucking your mam?
>>61915049
nice cigany english
>>61915091
*were born
>>61915136
t. Sandokan Lakatoš XIV
>>61915173
>t. kokot obecný
>resident autist having a fit again
>>61915189
t. virgin, dont ever reply to me until you touch girl
>>61915210
t. autist, dont reply to me or this thread ever again
>>61915203
it's what makes this thread special
>>61915228
Im not an autist though, im social person with hobbies, can you say the same? btw anime isnt hobby
>>61915210
>t. homoš
i did in fact touch a girl, unlike you friendo
Daily reminder that slovaks are the worst posters and they should be gassed immidiately
>>61914924
kill yourself
>>61915276
its just that one faggot
i wonder what made him this butthurt
>>61915269
>hugs classmate at the end of 9 trieda
>i-i touched a girl!!!!!
>>61915301
At least 2
>>61912764
I really should try this.
The regular one is full of salt and it's not that strong anymore.
>>61915311
>9 trieda
lol what a pleb, enjoy your shitty school
t. 8year gympel student
Race War Now
>>61915370
czech war now
>>61915354
VIRGIN SHIT YOU ARE AT HOME PLAYING VIDEOGAMES ON SUNDAY DURING HOLIDAYS KEK
slovaks are virgins
prove me wrong
>>61915398
you seem upset friendo, did your mommy not make you tendies because you shat yourself?
>>61915441
SLOVAK = VIRGIN
>>61915423
no man this intense virgin bashing between those two obviously shows that hey were atleast balls deep in pussy
>>61913923
you didn't answear me ;_;
>>61915423
there's one of the Czech Streets episodes which has a Slovak grill being fugged by a BCC
>>61915464
how are slovaks born then?
>>61915422
>FUCKING
>>61915469
Don't know what to say
>>61915509
>QUEEF
>>61915506
from ancient hungarians who fucked mountain goats
>>61915506
ITS WHEN HUNGARY FUCK SLOVAK HORSE HAHA
So i went through my comfy collection and realized that for me the feeling has a few pillars it stands on.
First is solitude. That is the most basic ingredient to comfy feeling.
Contrary to that, second is the feeling of belonging. There are infinite ways to show this, but in comfy pictures it is essential that viewer feels like even though he is separated, it is willingly, he is still part of something bigger.
Third is generally lazy or sleepy settings. Beds, pillows, blankets, rainy/snowy days, peace and quiet and even though colours are good, there always has to be a darker place where one could potentially crawl into and sleep.
As a Poleanon asked earlier, this is my definition of comfiness: Solitude, feeling of belonging and sleepy settings.
>>61915441
>using american insults
C U C K E D
confirmed for shut in autist that has no friends, go watch naruto or some shit
>>61915423
Praha women are literally easiest to fuck lmoa slut city
>>61915538
But why is it big and loose?
hmm....
>>61915542
>>61915551
>>61915565
(You)'s for effort you little nigglets
>>61915542
>3rd worlder chimes in
fuck off cigany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djCy5qg1jFg
>>61915574
It just is
>>61915500
Thank you for your contribution
>>61915618
>calls others cigany
>literally darker than the shitalians
MAGYAR
CIGANY
I
G
A
N
Y
>>61915695
I dont need your subhuman ms paint charts, i know from real life experience how you magyar shits are, brown eyes and hair everywhere and it were actual ethnic hungarians-whatever rape mix this is
>>61915695
that chart has been proven to be wrong
>>61915759
>>61915789
>mad mountain gypsies
I'll make you my slaves when we'll retake felvidék in 2019
