balt edition
the gfs
Me to god: You're an omnipotent guy
God to me: For you
>almost finished downloading an album on the 'seek
>uploader disconnects
prick
cara
do girls really shag in zante?
sociological endeavour: sleep
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468025199632.webm
lads...
>>61856931
Look what he fought for
I'm crying and I don't know why.
Been napping, what's been happening?
>>61856915
this 2bh
>>61857020
such a man face
wan wan's snoring on my bed :3
hillary clinton is a jewish puppet
>>61856975
>tfw I don't even have a heroine in my story
>>61857051
what is wan wan?
your gf?
>>61857060
water is wet, the sky is blue, we are the products of several an alien species genetic experiments
>>61857060
reason why we need to back Corbyn.
>>61857088
my wan wan :3
>>61856975
stop being a woman-obsessed biatch
>>61857122
corbyn is a jewish puppet too, just a more irrelevant one
>>61857130
this
women are disposable whores
>>61857148
rude
*hunts the users of /brit/ for sport*
ah yes the least dangerous game
>>61857020
the girl on the right is legit stunning
waiting for the gf to get up so i can have sex with her. two and a half hours to go.
>>61857166
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>>61857122
yes we should back a leader so incompetent he can't even get more than 20% of his own party to support him
christ, its sad that people like Clinton and Corbyn exist
what a shitty period in time
>>61857166
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>>61857195
Could be worse, the year could be 1917.
>>61857190
>his own party to support him
Labour was created for the working class Socialist.
not the careerist Blairite.
want a cara bf
requesting the following:
>any picture of pepe which is similar to the pic in my post
>the picture of wojack which may be based on an album cover but basically consists of him being fat and naked and running
will post whatever you want in return if i have it
>>61857221
Blairites don't exist anymore
>>61857221
Labour was created to destroy Britain. That has always been its aim.
>>61857247
>Blairites don't exist anymore
Runts the lot of you
>>61857269
Epic response
>>61857227
all i have
post your autism spreadsheet
>>61857182
>>61857197
haha nah
>I don't donate £50 a month to my favourite ASMRtist
>>61857247
>>61857249
meme /pol/ replies
quentin tarantino is mentally ill
>>61857324
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>>61857343
/pol/ constantly talks about Blairites so you sound more like them desu.
>>61857322
haven't updated it since february
WHY ISN'T SHE IN MY BED GIVING ME SOFT KISSES AND LETTING ME REST MY HEAD INBETWEEN HER TITTIES ALREADY REEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_49wbJBWV0
>>61857348
what makes you think that?
>>61857359
me neither
Jeremy Corbyn should resign for the good of this country
>>61857316
How can you actually believe that lad?
Blairites make up the bulk of Labour MPs
>>61857395
This country should resign for the sake of Jeremy Corbyn.
>>61857357
>/pol/ constantly talks about politics
who would've thought?
>>61857391
i think i have moved on from autism spreadsheets t︃bh
it has served its purpose but now i care for it no longer
Jess Philips should become next labour leader
>>61857425
They specifically talk about Blairites in the British threads.
>>61857446
She is literally Tumblr.
Actual twitter conversation
Jess: John McDonnell said blah blah blah (something inflammatory)
>John McDonnell: Jess, I never said that. Please delete your tweet
Jess: no
She's an immature little cunt.
>>61857408
Blairites are Labour MPs who supported Tony Blair in the Blair-Brown feuds of New Labour, those days are over and the majority of Blair's supporters have left politics
The main people opposing Corbyn are soft leftists like Watson, Eagle, Benn , Nandy etc
stillabetterlovestorythentwilighthahahaha
>>61857475
well they are destroying Labour through the inside.
They need to fuck off and make their own party.
>briteeths
>>61857501
>Blairites are Labour MPs who supported Tony Blair in the Blair-Brown feuds of New Labour, those days are over and the majority of Blair's supporters have left politics
OH NO NO NO NIGGER NO
The term Blairite has evolved with time to anyone supporting New Labour and the extending drift between the Labour party and actual 1970s Labour.
This is supported by Bryant, Lammy, Benn, Kendall, Cooper - some of whom actually have the nerve to call themselves socialist.
>>61857532
from what I read on /sp/ she didn't care for him until she found out he was playing for Barcelona and then went to Barca to find him.
Apparently she mega friend zoned him through childhood.
>>61857020
Cara is suppose to be one of the DJs from Flight Facilities and the other girl is the tennis player from their Crave You video
Pretty cute combo desu
>>61857575
If people like Hilary Benn and Yvette Cooper are now blairites the term truly has no meaning
Yvette Cooper's husband was instrumental in undermining Blair's leadership
hello friends
>ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
what did he mean by this?
>>61857581
makes it more relateable t︃bh
Can hear my neighbours fighting. Trouble in normie paradise it would seem lol
>>61857581
>from what I read on /sp/
stopped reading there
(i did actually read the rest but shh)
stop calling me fucking "mate" yeah? I'm not your mate
fuck off
I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And I want it now
Aphrodite was born on a scallop shell , in Australia
>>61857671
shout "domesticccccc" hahahaha
Hey /brit/ don't forget to join the /int/ Skype Chat
>why does this exist
For memes and for people on /int/ to connect on an international level
>why should I join
To make friends cause I know you people don't have any, also to get out of your national circlejerk
https://join.skype.com/yqjbacXeuv3D
Shitposting is permitted, not only permitted but encouraged, please keep it /int/ related but I really don't care
Remember, be nice and no bullying your /int/ernational friends
Posting in English is encourage but you can also post in non English if that's more comfortable
>>61857671
Give us the deets laddy
>>61857713
Virus do NOT click
>>61857713
You can literally get anyones IP off skype
No thanks
>>61857706
I concur. Bring some friends round and all shout "OOOOOOHHH" every time there's a loud noise
>>61857713
virus lads don't go there
>>61857713
why on earth would you get on skype with strangers theres plenty safer alternatives
>>61857488
I remember seeing a qt where they were talking about the cologne rapes
"This has nothing to do with refugees, it's to do with men"
lol yeah ok m8 all men just go around groping and raping as we please
to top it off she seems like such a rude cunt. In all interviews I've seen of her she's so crass
>>61857706
HIT THE WALL
KEEP BANGING IT AND SHOUTING "SHUT THE FECK UP"
>>61857713
Um so when's the next /brit/ meetup
>>61857744
lmao
"OHH SHITTT"
"DAYYYYUM"
>>61857532
Is that fookin Wikus?
>>61857767
We are meeting up in a week in Bradford.
>>61857767
come Dublin
women like English accents
broken collarbone doing my nut
*hacks you*
>>61857835
I have microsoft security essentials
nice try, pal.
>>61857835
*deploys counter trap*
*snares your ip*
hmmph nice try, kid
>look in the mirror
>become aroused
>>61857878
>look in mirror
>feel suicidal
>>61857861
*drops rootkit in IP*
*switches to backup proxy*
heh, all according to plan.
quentin tarantino is mentally ill
Please someone help
I'm looking for this song
I'm no meistro but I recreated it as best I can
http://onlinesequencer.net/282971
I think it's from a car advert or something
>>61857951
i know what you mean but i dont know what it is
>>61858002
Well I'm glad I didn't just dream it then
>>61857951
No idea what it is but it is now stuck in my head.
less than two hours til the gf wakes up and i can put my dick inside her until i cum. shes always so warm when i get in bed in the morning
>>61858039
your hand shouldn't be asleep that long
Bought rust during the steam sale and all my shit got stolen by some fucking English soft pom accented cunt who lured me out and killed me fucking cunt hate this game video games are a massive waste of time
>>61857951
its on the tip of my tongue desu
>>61858068
>playing MMO survival games
lol
>>61857715
Heard the wife whinging and screaming at the guy about how he doesnt care about her and shit haha was good fun
>>61858068
>spend days building a massive fort with friends without killing a single player
>12 year old screeching over his mic blows it all to bits with unlimited c4
uninstalled it after that
>>61858091
thought australians lived in detached housing
been up for 2 days and im drinking a tenants AMA
>>61858112
Should have refunded it when I had the chance sm.h
>>61858118
you can hear domestics in detached houses
>>61858118
flats and apartments are massive in a lot of neighbourhoods now because of housing prices desu
Tired of the loneliness
>>61858136
loneliness is the plight of the weak-willed normie
>>61858071
spit it out then lad
can't go to sleep until I know
>>61858130
>>61858128
tb.h your country is smaller than Britain
the rest is empty desert
>>61858122
Do you have to have some sort of special throat surgery to digest Tenants?
>>61858154
i'm not a nonce so yeah
>>61857886
you are such a fag
>>61858171
no thanks mate i don't smoke
>>61858153
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/arable-land-percent-of-land-area-wb-data.html
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/australia/arable-land-hectares-wb-data.html
it's more like 45x that of the UK
>>61858153
there's a lot of coast m8 and you can live comfortably west.
it's just poorly designed urban sprawl so when houses come up for sale close to the city, they are snapped by developers for townhouses
i'm watching resident evil 2 after watching resident evil 1 an hour ago and i think mila yanavolivich is my first waifu
Started writing but I'm a really terrible writer
dr just fiddled around with me testies
was a bit awkward and i cracked a lot of jokes about it haha
>>61858242
i'm a good writer but shit at imagination
>>61858245
was it a man?
>>61858277
yes
i distinctly remember him saying "i know it's awkward mate but im a doctor"
*has a gf*
*messages and flirts with random girls on Kik*
heh....what she doesn't know can't hurt her :^)
started writing but I'm on a laptop.
>>61858288
He was an undercover nonce, you just got got
just told some cunt I'm a doctor and groped his balls hahaha
>>61858277
>>61858288
double dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8X8np7-JK0
>reviewbrah in the comments
>>61858118
Just could hear them cos i was around the side of my house and they were yelling
>>>wsg/1174489
>>61858339
nice link shithead
Bf just sent me this
fuck
>>>/wsg/1174489
>>61858345
shut up
>>61858339
fuckface
>>61858242
What are you writing?
Story? Song? Poem? Screenplay? Porno?
>>61858324
He comments on a lot of tims videos
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467971365126.webm
do you like my new dog lads?
>>61858381
not a dog
>>61858361
Story
I started writing a story which was like my life but I had friends and stuff, was some nice escapism
>>61858381
omg is he ok?
made a controversial post in a thread a few hours ago
went back and checked it and I got btfo by like 7 people
lol sorry
currently drinking this
i didn't buy it but it's decent
has irony ruined us?
In the morning
I could take the burning sun
>coming home from long night out
>Paki taxi driver against the Iraq war
>Pretend to ne in favour of it for banter
>He absolute blows a gasket, ends up dropping me on the wrong road
>Don't pay him when he says he want take me up to me road
Fucking hell lads the labour party needs to be destroyed
![bnubqwhhg7yhuuoawgq2[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0fNBfdq.jpg "bnubqwhhg7yhuuoawgq2[2].jpg")
>>61858393
>tfw you get insulted by someone and they BTFO
>tfw the thread dies right when some retard insults you and you can BTFO him
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61858400
has it ruined us? perhaps
has it killed us? no, and what does kill you ... well dear, watson, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
*turns and winks to the camera*
*roll credits*
>>61858398
Khona isn't bad, I wouldn't look down on you if I saw you drinking it at a party desu
>>61858421
Are kissing booths real?
>>61858420
the cats out of the bag
>>61858420
>tfw you get into an argument with someone and then other people join in and start rekking the guy
![532697463[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OndBUNs.jpg "532697463[1].jpg")
>>61858421
what an autistic webm holy shit
who is that qt tho?
>>61858434
If I was at a party I'd have a case of Busch Light in one hand
>>61858455
>tfw other people join in and start rekking you
>>61858455
love it when this happens. I'm a shit debater so it's great for other people to just fight your battles kek
happens a lot on /tv/
I have never been outside of England. Thoughts?
>>61858465
Then I would make an audible scoff and give you a raised eyebrow look of disgust every time I saw you
![1411939033388[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/rUnBu9R.png "1411939033388[2].png")
>>61858455
>tfw i usually just let them do my work for me
>>61858473
i usually just start shitposting when that happens because i cant be bothered arguing on two fronts
>tfw you get into an argument with someone then go afk for tea and come back to see that they also haven't responded because you were arguing with yourself since you were pretending to be the user making the claim, the user refuting the claim, and every single other user in the thread
>tfw you realise this and look down and see that you're in your undies somewhere in a national park and that you once again had 'one of those dreams'
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467995304529.webm
ah yes, it's all so clear to me now
Should I apply for a job at a cinema lads
this girl said she wants the D but i reckon she wont end up doing it because shes on her period and by the time that goes away she'll probably get bored of me and i, in return, will just grow even more bitter towards women haha live for the weekend lads
*walks over the balcony and spits on people*
>>61858504
not hiring
![stock-photo-43258152-group-of-happy-pretty-laughing-girls[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/09Yy2nT.jpg "stock-photo-43258152-group-of-happy-pretty-laughing-girls[2].jpg")
>>61858501
why is this funny
>>61858486
>tfw you start shitposting and the other lad doesn't cotton on and is still replying seriously
Might be a controversial opinion these days but. I don't like Islam
Ban burqas
Ban minarets
>>61858545
bloody racist
Might be a controversial opinion these days but I like Islam
Don't ban burqas
Don't ban minarets
>>61858545
Nice library you got there faggot
![08a13c0e68c87c3bde5f77f8f6698c50[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zdBS8z9.jpg "08a13c0e68c87c3bde5f77f8f6698c50[1].jpg")
>>61858537
>tfw you pretend to fall for their b8 and act mad and they fall for it
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467983153119.webm
highly relevant video to the discussion
>>61858537
>cotton on
>tfw your autism gets the better of you and you get in an argument with a tripfag that lasts the entire thread
>tfw he's clearly baiting and greentexting your posts with laughing reaction pics as a "response" and fedoraposts and you STILL reply to him
>>61858545
Racist
reminder to free your light particles dudes
What the fuck is the point in bending over and letting islam conquer the west
>>61858577
i fall for this too often
Gonna make a satanic ritual to put a curse on the cunt that killed me on rust
>>61858593
Make the normies pay.
going to bed
>>61858351
I liked him in man in the iron mask
camp film but enjoyable
>want to play pokemon go
>too autistic to leave the house
>tfw you get into an argument with someone then go afk for tea and come back to see that they also haven't responded because you were arguing with yourself since you were pretending to be the user making the claim, the user refuting the claim, and every single other user in the thread
>tfw you realise this and look down and see that you're in your undies somewhere in a national park and that you once again had 'one of those dreams'
>>61858577
Did that happen to you last night during the Dallas habbening?
>>61858551
>>61858580
Switzerland already did it
>that guy who loses his rag with the fedoraposter and gets other fedoraposters rekking him
>>61858393
quoted a happy song about getting one's shit together, so that the singer was now able to approach ladies without wondering too much : hi, how are you?
went back, and literally 3 replies of /fr/ autists calling me an arab, a piece of shit, or offering condescending empathy and advice for my difficulties with women, obviously not knowing the (classic) song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEIFIZZXTs
>>61858633
no I don't give a shit about niggers and yanks shooting each other
>be american
>get shot
yawn
>>61858479
no thoughts
lots of people haven't travelled much
people who look down on you for this just because their parents had more money when they were young or something are faggots
Observe the lack of any arse at all
On a somewhat related note, I believe that I am beginning to prefer arse to chebs
Does this mean I am turning into a nigger?
![paul-dano[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZBH41Zw.jpg "paul-dano[2].jpg")
>tfw you can't even tell what you believe anymore because you are so ironic all the time
Are you okay?
>>61858664
I like small tight arses and small to medium sized boobies desu
>when that one guy responds to a shitposter that the rest of the general has near unanimously decided to ignore
>>61857951
okay, I'm trying asking on /b/
this'll go well...
VERY drunk because I have drunk a lot of so called """""alcohol"""""
>>61858667
same
did I really vote for brexit because I wanted it?
or did I vote Leave because I fell for Nige memes and did it, ultimately, for the banter?
not even sure
>>61858676
dentist looks like he's been working out
>>61858638
That doesn't make it okay and not racist and it only proves that Germanic people are still very racist at heart
>>61858652
post toot
Whatever happened to Nick Griffin and the BNP ?
Drinking a 6er of this lads
>>61858699
Alri Georgie?
>>61858703
this
memes, wanting to leave EU, or a desire to rattle some cages
I really don't know, don't care that much either. poltical discussion is like a hobby to me I don't actually *care* about it, if that makes sense
>>61858721
stale gimmick
>>61858721
deported for the ironic banter
>tfw you make an innocent post and it triggers a shitflinging contest for the rest of the thread and into the next
When irony comes naturally it isny ironic anymore
dumb pirate frogposter
>>61858683
A small tight arse is nice but no arse is horrendous
Reminder that in China Muslim shops have to sell booze and ciggiesa and advertise it in their main display cabinate for party unity
>>61858758
fuck off you spacker
>>61858719
ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjg6flu3zuc
>tfw you become an alt rightist /pol/tard to trigger numale redditors in one thread
>tfw you become a numale redditor to trigger alt rightist /pol/tards in another thread
excellent...dance for me puppets
>>61858778
spastic mong x
>>61858781
post it hahaha
but did you know? when it snows, my eyes become larger
>your racebait thread hits bump limit
>>61858761
too much ass
>tfw you become drunk in one thread
>>61858793
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM
CHOON
>>61858809
Aussies just love to see the world burn don't they the cunts.
They've got good reason to I suppose, those bastards condemned them to that godforsaken penal colony.
>tfw you get no (You)'s in a thread
>>61858839
post it for g0d
>Ask Dad how he got my Mum
>Just says he "just understood how to be himself"
>tfw you start flirting and ERPing with boys in /brit/
>tfw you're straight
>>61858838
The thread started over an hour ago
What are you drinking?
>>61858751
>redditfrank
fuck off
Cuccboi pronounced koosh-bwa refers adherents of the age old tradition of french Huguenot protestants who in their attempt to avoid the brutal persecution levied against them by the catholic ancien regime, allowed local petty nobility unfettered sexual access to their wives. The reason why they did this is because they feared for their fine goose fat and paté production, which the papist elites often threatened by suggesting new tariffs implementation.
However under reign of King Louis IV (le Roi-Soleil) the practice was outlawed and had to be continued underground, luckily after the French Revolution, Rosseau and Napoleon re-instated the practice claiming that its suppression was another case of tyranny under the ancien-regime and that Protestants inalienably had the right to have their wives tended to by other men.
In 1793 upon the dawn of Haitian revolution, cuccboi planters in Haiti struck an allegiance with the slave rebellion leader Touissant Louverture (the agreement was upheld by Jean-Jacquelines Dessalines upon Haitian independence), citing that in exchange for protection of their indigo producing estates and plantations from both rebel-led violence (but interestingly not rape) but also protection against potential attacks by the catholic government, the cuccbois would sign sexual contract with the black haitian ex-slaves, regarding their wives.
An interesting sidenote is that Haitian-descended Alexandre Dumas was well renowned in Cuccboi circles for his apparent prowess with the wives of Cuccbois and actually the theme and story of the 3 musketeers was a homage to trials and tribulations of 3 Cuccbois, a fact often overlooked and downplayed in line with Napoleonic code sensibilities.
The cuccboi treatise were amended throughout french colonial empire to include all black men by ‘Le Grande Assemblie des Cuccbois’ in 1840. Since that day cuccbois have sought refuge, protection and sexual satisfaction (for their wives) from black men..
>>61858858
What age did they marry? She was probably done whoring around, biological clock ticking and your father offered some beta security
>>61858888
wow nice
>tfw corbyn thinks he can count on your support
>You will NEVER vote in a labour election
>>61858888
They met when they were 14, they had me when they were 16 and 17.
>>61858844
you were right, it was a car advert
fucking vauxhall
>>61858763
theres greater injustices happening in china
>>61858888
>it's an Irishman /r9k/ insecure manbaby episode
>>61858879
make me
>>61858878
Special brew lmfao unironically not that bad
Bought this hat recently
What do you lads think?
It was only $3.99 and I figured at that price it would be wrong not to buy it
