>told my flatmate I didn't eat his Greek yogurt
>I actually did
devillish, lad.
>>61856323
Why greek yoghurt is shit.
>>61856323
>Lying Canadian scum
Apoligise to Grease
absolute madman
>>61856323
I guess you are in debt to him now
>Greek yogurt
>it's actually Kurdish
>>61856398
So even more denbts
>roommate asks where her panties went
>"idk lol"
Little does she know I've been having the best faps of my life for the past 3 weeks
>>61856398
Greasy like a poutine
Ba dum tss
>>61856323
>A FUCKING LEAF
it simply isn't possible to create
>>61856323
>always freely enter roommate's room
>give him ground to think I would also eat his food
>don't eat his food
>accuses me of eating his food afterwards
Do people in other countries have roommates after school? I'm working now but I live in a shared house. 3 other girls.
>tfw literally living through a harem anime and just don't want it to end
>>61856515
*flatmate
>>61856604
sugoi
>>61856394
THIS
You weren't lying, what you ate is Turkish yoghurt.
>>61856604
how many have you smashed la?
>>61856604
>3 other girls
>other
r u a gril?
>>61856323
Greek yogourt is the shit, I don't blame you dude
>>61856632
None, I don't think it would be smart t.b.h
>>61856655
No
>>61856800
>None, I don't think it would be smart t.b.h
thinking with the wrong head there lad
>told my flatmate I'm white
>i'm actually polish
>>61856935
Theyre not your average slags m8
Besides, one's a mormon convert, one is a student who is a classic femnazi, and the last is my youngest sister. The first would never, the next would probably sue me for rape. And Im not banging my sister
>>61857024
>And Im not banging my sister
Why not? Is she ugly or fat?
>>61857024
>the last is my youngest sister
>And Im not banging my sister
>>61856323
>Told my roommate i don't fuck his girl while he's at work.
>I actually do.
>>61856604
Yeah son, most people my age where I live because it's like $750 a month for a 1 bed 1 bath apartment in some shit building run by a shady rental company.
Instead I live with 4 other guys in a giant 5 bed, 2 bath for $450 a month with off street parking, no utilities, free internet, free cable, free laundry, with a bunch of other amenities through a private landlord.
I also think living with other people is more fun. Lived by myself in a 1 bedroom for a year, boring as shit desu.
>Spent the last year convincing each roommate that another roommate was responsible for the shit I do (eating their food while drunk, not doing dishes, not cleaning, etc)
>Its gotten to the point where now whenever I do something shitty they just automatically assume it was one of them
>When your roommates all think you're a great guy because you've systematically blamed your shit on other people
I told my Slavmate I didn't send troops.
I actually didn't, they're all off-duty volunteers.
>>61856604
yo this is about to happen to me this fall but with a shared apartment and they're all theatre girls, wtf am i to do
>>61857196
They're just roaches in your master plan
