What is the purpose of these countries again?
Banana Republics.
Without them, where else could brown people that speak Spanish call home?
Oh wait...
Nobody knows.
Making Mexico look better
To make coffee and bananas for chain stores in America
>>61846273
Mexico and Colombia need to invade from both sides and split the earnings. There really is no reason for that many countries in central america.
>>61846361
Pretty much this.
>>61846273
to make Argentina look like a polished turd.
>>61846361
>>61846602
>Implying Mexico isnt the same type of shithole.
>>61846878
Blue Peru, don't you want to invade Belize? I read that somewhere.
>>61846878
Invade? not at all. We have claimed half of Belize to be our territory for more than a century since we made a pact with the british a long time ago.
Recently our military "vessels" have intercepted theirs because they were fucking around near the border. Also they have killed over 10 of our civillians near the border.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ncd-G9lPnM
>>61846878
Nope, we are a slightly better shithole. Who am I kidding, way better shithole.
And I fucking hate this place, no bias from my part.
>>61848056
You live next to the richest country of the world, were the center of the colonial empire of Spain in the continent, have a big territory full of resources, have a large population and thus have a large GDP, all of this and yet you are what you are, Guatemala has always been an irrelevant piece of land the world never expected anything from us.
>>61848056
Why is Chile so based?
>>61848350
Which is what I'm saying.
>>61848380
Carabineros + prusian memery
>>61848056
B-b-b-b-but Venezuela is a peaceful socialist paradise! Delete this!
¿Tantos paises países de mierda para qué? Los anglos tienen Canadá, Estados Unidos, Jamaica deja de contar. Los putos sudacas de mierda tuvisteis que crear países como si fueses rosquillas. Putos indios tribales tiraflechas.
>>61848564
Paleto ignorante.
>>61846878
Mexico is indeed a slightly worse off shithole, but you dipshits are all terrible for the USA. Mexico lets you straight on through because they know you'll fuck up the Texas and Arizona border. And if you get deported, you'll just try again.
If Mexicans are cancer, Central Americans are mega-cancer.
>>61846273
I feel it'd look better if an asteroid hit it.
>>61848618
No estoy hablando del nivel de vida estoy hablando de crear países de mierda como Uruguay, Paraguay, Churiguay Chile o todos esos países centroamericanos de los que me niego a aprenderme los nombres.
>>61846273
What happens in Bluefields, Nicaragua? Sounds nice.
>>61848564
jojojo tienes mis respetos compañero
>>61848628
at least they do something in order to live there, you're just like them except born with usa citizenship
>>61846273
where else would Mexico get THEIR immigrants from?
>>61848564
No te olvides que fue tu abuelo jorge el que se follo a las indigenas en lugar de aniquilarlas
>>61846273
Lets be honest we are the only good thing central america has to offer
>>61849588
Fue TU abuelo. El mío se quedó en España.
>>61849588
y la independencia la busco tu abuelo.
entiendo que los conquistadores quisieran follarse a sudacas, ademas, ellos no contaban con que las colonias se separaran de españa y se convirtieran en un estercolero
>>61848564
The Caliphate was the best thing that ever happened to you and yet, today your country is shit. You can't change the history.
>>61849938
what caliphate? the moors? we kicked them out and we're so proud of it that there's a national celebration of it to this day despite all the political correctness
>>61849938
I'm from Comunidad Autónoma of Canduteria, Muslims never conquer my region.
>>61848618
>dat map
Life is a hell
>>61848380
it is long.
>>61846654
CHI
>>61848618
only england and spain got decent colonies, interesting, and the only mistake the spanish made was to let the indigenous people live, which as i said is understandable that they wanted to rape latinas and the independence of the colonies isnt their fault nor did they have any reason to think it would happen
belize is rightful british clay, gib
>>61850101
>The most successful french colony is ruled by Anglos
Can't make this shit up
Been to Mexico, Belize and Guatemala and they are all pretty similar with the difference that people speak english in Belize, which I found really amusing. The girls are qt too
Been to Congolombia and Congo and they are all pretty similar with the difference that people speak Kikongo in Congo, which I found really amusing. The girls are qt too.
>>61849906
Sin los españoles los hubieran asesinado hubieran tenido mas control sobre las colonias y no se habrian separado ya que tendrian gobernadores españoles en lugar de eso pensaron con la cabeza del pene y decidieron condenar a latinoamerica
>>61851514
*si
to give us bananas and other tasty treats
the only reason those countries even have economies are because of bananas and that isn't even a joke
>>61848056
woah holy shit I thought Bolivia's homicide rate was like 10x that at least
>>61851709
Yes, Bananas, coffee and cheap labor to make clothes.
>>61849652
Us and panama, in my opinion
>>61851709
>>61852173
shitty bananas actually, the good ones are from spain
>>61848857
American naval strikes
>>61846273
cheap labor for Americans
>>61848056
CHILE IS FIRST WORLD CONFIRMED
CHILE IS FIRST WORLD CONFIRMED
CHILE IS FIRST WORLD CONFIRMED
CHILE IS FIRST WORLD CONFIRMED
>>61846878
No you're definitely a bigger shithole
>a Guatemalan, a native of a country poorer than most Sub Saharan African countries, one of the most violent countries in the world where is more probable to die randomly while you are at a part than in Syria right not, is actually implying than México is similar in any way to the failed State he has the disgrace of calling home
No purpose at all, I would've rather born in Syria tbqwyh phamalam
>>61858511
you fucking wot nigga, this country is shit but nowhere as shit as Syria, at least here you can live if you take any precautions, over there you can die overnight because of some random air strike.
>>61849989
what
>>61851744
Incas are love
>>61851744
Bolivia is pretty homogenous and equal(everyone is equally poor) so it's no surprise that they have low homicide rates.
I have no fucking idea
Also
>guatepeor going full muh malvinas
i watched a documentary about honduras and i learned that they kill each other every day just because they can
>>61851744
what a retard, expected from a dumb amerimutt
>>61846273
human and drug traffick, money laundering,
>>61851744
murrican education
the people of bolivia is highly peaceful
>>61851744
Strange really, I thought Argentina would be the lowest since they are the most European but even pure indian shitholes are safer.
>>61846273
Changing demographics
>>61846273
That one over there exists to make hotsauce for the greatest country in the world, AMERICA.
>>61848618
To think half of the good anglo colonies are stolen from spain and france.
Niggers, all of them.
>>61848564
Cataluña, País Vasco, Galicia. ¿Te suenan?
>>61846878
peruANO azul
>>61860337
>the good anglo colonies
they are ONLY good because of the eternalanglo mi amigo.
>>61848628
I am an anchor baby, can confirm
