So, /int/, why don't you move to the nordic countries? You'll love it here. Everyone else does. We excel at everything.
>>61811930
It's very cold and wet.
>>61811930
Finland is not Nordic. Nordic is a Scandicuck term for North Germanic countries that was expanded to include Finland post WW2 as part of the European integration policy.
>tfw studying in denmark next year
Thank you based danes for the.study program so even poorfags can afford
Slett dette
nej
>>61811982
Remember to do it for Denmark
https://youtu.be/vrO3TfJc9Qw
>>61811930
I'd love to if it weren't so damn fucking expensive
>forgetting the only decent nordic state
>looking at pictures and clips of Sweden from he 30's up to the 80's
God fucking damn it. Just imagine what could have been. We'd be the greatest Nordic nation if it wasn't for the fucking shitskins and the rampant degeneracy. Hang the ones responsible.
Yeah, alright
>>61812743
what's living in the Faroes like?
I'd live in all of those but Sweden desu
too lazy to learn their shitty languages
>>61812811
Growing up here has been great, but the options when it comes to further studies is limited, so a lot of people study abroad in their 20s. Although if you google the country at this time of the year, you're going to find articles about a certain controversial subject we have to listen to every year.
>>61812952
something about local traditions or what?
>>61812320
I'd get motivated desu.
>>61812320
Sad part is that nordics see eastern euros as subhumans until proven otherwise
>>61813139
Ding
>>61813259
Are you here too, slavakia?
>>61813259
We were classified as sub-human Mongoloids too fäm, an Aryanist Finn is like a KKK-loving nigger
>>61813274
What, whaling? Fuck I love whale beef.
1) I don't speak Nordic languages.
2) Honestly, I hate to say this but they seem racist somehow. I don't know why I feel this way. There's just a lot of baggage with the whole Nordic ideal. I am just over it, no offense. Same thing with any Germanic nation. Not interested in buying into the whole white makes right nonsense.
3) Bad food.
4) No culture
5) No history
6) Anyone else find the whole cross-flag thing deeply ironic and sort of....off? Most Nordic nations are not that Christian, and are becoming increasingly multireligious (atheist, Muslim, etc). Why the cross? When Africa or Americas or Asia keep a tradition they are backwards. When Europe keeps a tradition its a-okay.
>>61813364
>no culture
>no history
kys urself mi man :)
>>61811930
I'm getting out of this horrible place in a couple of months.
>>61813328
Is it good, like salmon or herring?
>>61813364
Did you accidentally click your way here from tumbler or something?
>>61813259
Who doesn't?
>>61812688
It sucked back then too you fucking commie!
>>61813410
It's more like actual beef, really. Imagine the consistency of a really juicy perfectly cooked steak, and 50% of the flavour of it, and the other 50% tasting like a really fucking excellent piece of fatty tuna.
That's basically whale.
no don come we're ful
>>61813416
No I just think the whole Nordic supremacy thing is really gross and comes from some deeply ugly places.
>>61813477
I want it now.
>>61813275
I actually wanted to study in Norway then i looked at the monthly cost kek. God bless polse nation i would kill myself if i had to study here for another 4 years.
>>61813436
Germans are chill, same with most southern europeans. Its funny how Sweden is cuck liberal country on 4chan when swedes irl are most arrogant people ever
>>61811930
>We excel at everything.
Except beating Germany in fucking semifinals.
>>61813532
But... We're supreme. In... Every regard. On every scale.
Are you illiterate? Do you not see that our way is the best?
>>61813410
>>61813477
I personally don't find boiled whale meat that delicious, but grilled tastes really good, almost like regular cow beef.
I really wouldn't move to a Nordic country even with a job in my field lined up
>>61813532
>Nordic supremacy thing
Coming from an American?
>>61813534
So worth it. I bet there's a few porpoises and stuff in the baltic sea, you should ask your local fishmonger if he knows where you can get some whale. Don't buy into the gaiafags who say every whale is a human, they're fucking amazing animals, but if you're morally okay with eating cow or horse, you should be okay with whale.
Besides, only a few species are endangered. The rest literally eat the fishes food, and are threatening their own ecosystem. We hunt because we must, in order to preserve more species, and our own ability to use fishing to sustain our nation in the future.
>>61813541
Yeah, it's really expensive :(
On the bright side, it's one of the countries where "making a million bux" is easiest, so there's that.
>>61813532
Well Norway is like Saudi Arabia, except white. Sweden and Denmark look like good places, except for the matriarchic tendencies.
Fuck, if I could draw I'd make a cartoon of a Saudian white Queen stoning her nude servants.
>>61811930
Sorry i dont want to move onto chocolate fabric.
I think they only contract highly skilled people or something and I don't like to study, so...
>>61813364
Christianity was not the first to make use of the cross you know. They just happen to adapt it because their prophet was nailed to a crucifix used by the Romans, i.e. the cross is a pagan symbol. Also you don't make flags thinking 'oh i'm gonna use this symbol because its being used in a religion' only muslims do that.
>>61813640
Just burn your passport and go to sweden they literally cant throw you out
>>61813629
>make 1 million
>tfw 50% tax
>>61813547
Not at all, like I said, you have no culture and no history. Not to mention gross food and that weird film of hypocrisy that covers all of Western Europe.
>>61813681
Ah, but the tax pays for:
>free healthcare
>free school
>free freedom
tfw
>>61813666
The cross in nordic flags represents christianity though
>>61813672
is this serious?
I actually was in Europe this year but I didn't have the courage to stay as a bum there
>>61813705
>are you illiterate?
>>not at all
>>you have no history
Nice bait, 4/8 m8.
>>61813726
Yea just pretend to speak in arabic or someshit, they love it actually
>>61813629
Horse is so good, I know that, now I need to get some guy who knows a guy who trades whale. Maybe someone who works on a oilrig in Norway, kek.
>>61813364
>no culture
>no history
>flag
>>61813754
Googling for it in english didnt yield much result, I'd start with asking at your local supermarket that sells fresh fish. They buy their stuff from somewhere, probably a market. The market should help you find more about it. There has to be some market in Estland for whale.
>>61813364
>>61813715
Most of that is wasted on bureaucracy and other wasteful expenses, sonny.
>>61813705
>No history
Nordics have a rich history. Remember Atlantis? And Nordic Romans?
>>61813754
>>61813844
Pro-tip: Sushi restaurants
>>61813614
I don't like American supremacy either really. Maybe I am more immune to American hypocrisies, having lived here, than I am to Nordic or West Euro supremacy in which case the hypocrisy stands out all the more.
>>61813666
The Nordic nations adopted it after the rise of Christianity and every origin story is steeped in Christian legend specifically.
Also I hate to say this but "pagan" is a meaningless umbrella term which encompasses hundreds of thousands of different religions. Most practitioners of polytheistic indigenous religions are highly offended by the term, because its completely generalizes them and takes away the intricacies of their beliefs. There is no such thing as a "pagan symbol" because every religion under the "pagan" umbrella is very different. Also claiming its "pagan" (which it isn't, mind you) didn't change the fact that the flag is exclusionary and alienating towards religious minorities. Nordic nations are not that Christian, and they are even less "pagan".
>>61811930
Iv heard your taxes are even higher than ours. No thanks. We already are close to communism.
Sandnigger claimed dibs first. They are all genetically and culturally polluted.
I'd die on the inside if i had to put up with leftist degeneracy all day every day, and being surrounded by brainwashed neo-commie bots.
>>61813543
yeah. sweden really did a mistake with all thsoe somalians, should have let nigerians in instaed, who are much better in football.
>>61813893
Never had whale at a sushi restaurant in Norway. Gotta ask my "sushi guy".
>>61813871
Hi libertardian. How's that magical floating aeritarian society concept coming along? That's nice.
>>61813735
Conquering and murdering people with the vikings does not count as "history". That goes for all of Western Europe btw. China, India, Ethiopia, Iraq, Egypt, even Italy or Greece has decent history. Mexico and Peru are the cradles of civilization in the Americas. But Norway was stuck in the absolute stone age until relatively recently.
>>61813922
It's better to die on the inside than dying on the outside like we can end up dying in our countries
I'd see the leftism around and laugh as I would not be in SA anymore anyway, a cheap price to pay
Since we are all young men who are likely just out of college or finishing college, shouldnt we all aim to work somewhere with low taxes like the US? I mean we dont need free education of free health care.
Then once we have made our money we should retire to commie shit holes like the nordic countries to rape their health system and give nothing back.
Free movement ensures their nations will crumble because only idiots will not do this. Work where the pay is best and retire to where the social benefits are best.
>>61814039
>the vikings does not count as "history"
Then neither do the founding fathers, the indians or the inuits. Happy?
The vikings were some of the most far-reaching traders of their time. Most of them were merchants. L2History.
Norway was poor, not stone age. We discovered cheap synthesized fertilizer, were world leading aluminium producers for a hundred years, and delivered ice to all of europe.
Besides, aurora science basically started here. We know more about the planet because of norwegian scientists in the 1800's.
You're just a burger. What do you know.
>>61813908
What the fuck is your point with the flags? Vikings were most successful under christianity. Nordic society is shaped by christianity. ''Not that christian'' literally what
What would nordics think about BRs in their countries?
>>61814124
Is it unusual that this post reminds me of Kazakhstan's national anthem in the film Borat?
>>61814155
Fugg another sandnigger x-DFDDdd
I'd move to any of those countries but im too retarded to do anything useful there
>>61814149
But its not the dark ages anymore. Nordic countries have large and rapidly growing unaffiliated and Muslim minorities how does a cross flag make them feel?
>>61814155
Anyone who isn't a fucking Mohammed is alright.
>>61814216
>caring about muslim feelings
get the fuck out
>>61814155
Honestly they would probably mistake you for a middle easterner.
I can tell the difference because I have some Brazilian friends but middle easterners are used to staff the fast food mexican places. kek
Also I dont eat there unless im stuck and I take the halal option. You know those fuckers spit in the pork.
>>61814217
But I look like a Muhammed
>>61814216
Shit bait
>>61814124
Where's that fucking Viking nigger picture when you need it
>>61814178
You do know that was a parody, right? And the things I mentioned are factually correct.
>>61811930
ok, I will, sugar
>>61813721
>>61813908
Wew, the nords are cucks then
>>61814244
rofl I heard Ireland is infested with BRs for some reason
Maybe it is because of the government program of sending BR students to other parts of the world for free
>>61814216
If they're openly offended by other religions, they're basically infringing on basic rights of belief that we practice here.
>>61814315
Fuck you my flag has cross too
>>61814315
>nords
This isn't Skyrim
>>61814320
I think its because you can legally work here as much as you like while "studying". Its like a ridiculously expensive working visa that never runs out.
We get your money and our rentakl market is inflated and you guys get work. You are nice guys.
Our national anthem's second verse goes
Norwegians in house and cottages
Be grateful to your great god
He protected the country
Even though it all looked dark
All what the fathers have fought
The mothers they did cry
:|:Our lord lifted the burden
So we won our right:|:
>>61814394
Thats christian god right?
>>61814394
god as in Allah, right? Same god dont you know. Your cross and the Islamic crescent are totally interchangeable. If you complain when you see the cross replaced with a crescent moon you are just a racist. :^)
>>61814340
Basic rights of belief doesn't mean showing off Christianity on your flag. I say the same things to countries which show Muslim symbols on theirs.
Its not about them not being offended, its about not being a jerk in the first place.
>>61814350
Interesting list of all countries which use religious symbols on their flags:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_national_symbols#Christianity
More than I thought really.
>>61811930
Shit weather.
>>61814432
Obviously. That part of the song is from 1859.
>>61814502
Why are you surprised? Christianity formed western society
>>61814595
He doesn't know about Max Weber, go easy on him :^)
>>61814502
Does it have anything to do with being a jerk? Having the main religion of your country being represented on your flag isn't like shoving it in someone's face.
Maybe I'm just missing the point, but I see no issue in the slightest. The flags were made with Christianity in mind, and that's still a part of history even if the countries were to go full Atheist.
>>61812320
Japan needs to do the same.
>>61814502
As an atheist/asatru guy I couldn't care less about turkey's flag. I know they're roaches under any banner.
I also can't find it in me to consider replacing ours. It was made in an age before branding and marketing. A "new flag" would no doubt be designed by some overcharging consultancy business and made to advertise Norwegian Qualities (tm) instead of pure flag symbolism:
>our country is founded on christian ideals of justice, law and morals
>red for brotherhood
>blue for freedom
>white for peace
>>61814595
A major part of that Western society is tolerance though. A cross on a flag or other religious symbol sends the message that "this is a [religion] country".
The Nordic guys I think are some of the biggest hypocrites on this because they are suppose to embody more "enlightened" Western ideals including religious tolerance....and...nope.
>>61814740
>A major part of that Western society is tolerance though.
Faaack oooooooff.
>>61814740
Tolerance doesn't mean "Erasing culture and history for the sake of others' feelings". Muslims know that they're free to believe what they want, but they need to get realistic and realize that the culture in the country they flee to is different to that of their own.
>>61814740
You're certainly correct that some nordic countries brand themselves on tolerance, I'd argue however that we have much larger problems with intolerance than our several hundred years old flag.
>>61814740
Yeah no. Europe was built by colonies of slaves. America was built on genocide and slavery. This tolerant period is very recent
>>61811930
i wanna study in a nordic country preferably sweden (although the amount of africans is turning me off), how viable is this for a foreigner? i practiced a bit of swedish already
>>61814740
I know you are baiting but tolerance means tolerance.
>the ability or willingness to tolerate the existence of opinions or behaviour that one dislikes or disagrees with.
It doesnt mean changing to become more like the thing you dont like.
So the Nords will be living side by side with violent religious fanatics that stand for everything they hate.
A tolerant society is literally a society that does not deal with its problems. It just ignores them and carries on working like good little bees.
>>61815004
That is very much scandinavian society, yes.
I think the only reason one scores so high on "happiness" is because nobody likes complaining and life is at least quite comfortable.
>>61814815
>This tolerant period is very recent
And this "tolerant period" is just "the powers that be" importing less intelligent and easier to control government dependent people.
>>61815052
I think I might be a little slow because it only occurred to me the other day that they are making fun of capitalism in pic related
>>61813908
>the flag is exclusionary and alienating towards religious minorities
OH WHY WON'T NOBODY THINK OF THE POOR MUSLIMS FORCED TO MOVE HERE AND LOOK AT OUR OPPRESSIVE FLAGS
Norgelads
Blease let me in.
I cant stand all this mudslime shit flooding my cunt. Blease let me in and give oil&gas shekels.
>>61815152
>>61814883
You need da money for living
>>61815052
Could also be because our living standards are genuinely good, especially for the middle-class majority
>>61814811
>they are still discussing flags
>>61812320
>this would be too politically taboo in Canada
>white people are basically discouraged to reproduce in Canada
>tfw most of the women I know won't shut up about not wanting kids
I'm moving to Germany
now would you kindly stop promoting good countries so they stay good
>>61815240
Living standards aren't everything.
>>61811930
Excel at getting raped by black people
I love europe: the snow, the forests and the girls. <3 someday i will go
Greetings from panama!
>>61815467
>I'm moving to Germany
Why? ;__;
Jeg bor i Oslo.
>>61815537
Me too haha i hate my favela
Salu2
>>61815569
Blease stay at home at youre favela jose
>>61815537
Studying a bachelor, for free :^)
>>61815545
Hyggelig med ferie? :)
>>61815589
FUGG
NO
STUDY IS FOR GERMONS ONLY
FUGG
>>61815537
he's gonna study in your country, would you prefer a welfare-leeching Ahmed?
>>61815601
Ja, mye, men jeg savne min kjareste.
>>61815642
No.
Id prefer good lads.
But the vast majority of immigrants is unironically the purest scum of the related cunts.
Obviously, good lads can make a good living in theire own cunts - so only the biological waste is headding for europe.
For example all those gypsies.
Man i hate gypsies so much.
Im very sad that der führer was not able to finish the job properly.
>>61815642
He'd rather have el peruANO germanico
>>61815696
>ferie
>min kjareste
här är det att vara nbög?
>>61815712
In chile haben wir auch Zigeuner... aber nicht allen sind hässlich Bettler an der Strasse natürlich
Hattest du noch "Er ist wieder da" gesehen?
>>61815723
This, peruvians are the true aryan race
>>61815052
How odd, I've heard North Korea is the happiest place on Earth.
>>61815836
Jeg beklager, jeg ikke snakker somali.
>>61815523
Can I go to Panama and become a pirate?
>>61815909
>jeg ikke snakker somali
men vad fyndig du är
>>61815642
>would you prefer a brown leech or a brown leech
I'd like a third option, 'no', tbqhwy Guacamole Santa Maria Gonzalez
>>61813572
I have 50kg how minke whale in the freezer
>>61817001
regardless of your choice you're still getting flooded with trillions of salafists
>>61817353
Still choosing 'no' tho
>>61815712
I have taken a german qt from bavaria. Not even kidding. She hates the weather here but loves the D.
Are you a member of the modsled life?
>>61817306
I may not be getting any this year. Feelsbad.
>>61818772
Fucking hippie fucks
I want to put pic related on a ship and blow them the fuck out
>>61811930
You can't hold your liquor for shit
>>61811930
bork bork bar bar hingajinga
>>61819282
Ah, no, this shit happens every single year. I just don't know if my dad's going to have any time to collect any.
>>61812320
That was AIDS
