North-south divide edition
korean pop
I've thought about it, and it's a no from me
Janny's in a mood lads
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
wtf lads
is the janny mad lol haha FUK U
>>61785156
This is what will left from UK in next 200 years.
>>61785219
>>61785238
Third time's a charm?
Janny has absolutely lost his rag
he's drunk on """power""""
Imagine just getting shot by the po-lees for no reason at all.
Why you voted for brexit ?
Now germany will bully you.
>>61785219
>>61785238
I'm alright with this
janny's on his period lads
>>61785156
"mid"lands is north
half of what's the "south" in that map is also the north
>>61785238
This is what will be left of the UK in 200 years*
Who /wessex/, lads?
Janny made you all dance to his tune like the cucks you are. Based tbqh.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzivmOQWkVQ
>>61785368
fuck off janny you fat waste
>>61785368
>thread went past bump limit
>janny deletes
>new thread gets made
I think we both know who the puppet is here
Isn't our language great, lads
>>61785302
Should have wiped out the Picts and Scots.
>>61785302
btw isn't Endinburg capital city of Scotland?
the gf just sent me this
THERE ARE NO CLOCKS IN MY ROOM WHY DO I HESR CLOCKS TICKING MAKE IT STOO IT WONT ATOP
>>61785445
It's rightful Northumbrian clay
>>61785465
sorry
>>61785476
Northumbria is poverty central.
>>61785302
when the english bash scotland, wales and ireland, are they really in any position to chat shit unless they're from wessex?
>>61785427
based 2bh
english is probably my favourite language
btw 1 (you) = 1 free kebab
>>61785505
delet this
>>61785505
your dad sells avon
>>61785536
why delete the truth? you some sort of northumbrian revisionist?
>>61785527
Why is it?
>>61785544
it was bad yesterday too
Getting a beer with Ed lads
sitting on the bog lads
>>61785569
I like the way it sounds and it's pretty relaxed in terms of structure
also the fact that I'm probably one of about 5 people in this country that can actually speak it
>Cheshire
>North
>>61785156
Article 50 when?
LADS
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS
>>61785700
oh shit, it's world chocolate day?
kek girl I know just posted this
>So this happened at the car garage last night....
>They said I would need to wait for an hour for them to have a look. At which point they suggested I go shopping and spend some money. They all laughed.
>When I returned, they said they wanted to check if my aircon was working, as I said it had been hot with the aircon on during the day. They started laughing (again) when they said that I did not have aircon but in fact a fan (genuine mistake in my opinion)
>To me, I felt that this was sexist behaviour....
>>61785700
oh shit, black lives matter?
>>61785544
kek
>>61785700
oh shit, falcon heights?
tindering a qt 29-year old
>>61785700
chocolate chilcot lives matter
lads, can you recommend a good book on british/english history
ideally including early history as well (like from 1000 AD or something)
>qt sent me picture with her feet in it
>not got foot fetish
Not sure if this is a bad feel or a good feel
>>61785734
>tfw no mistress to spit in my face and make me lick her boots in public
>>61785734
>At which point they suggested I go shopping and spend some money
banter
>>61785805
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Complete-History-Britain-Simon-Schama/dp/0563521090
have a look at that if you can
>>61785834
>not got foot fetish
you screwed up
post pic anyway
>>61785874
thanks
>>61785805
I got a book as a gift that's literally called 1000 A.D.
Just deals with basically all aspects of life in pre-Norman Britain around that period. It's pretty small for a history book but it was an interesting read about stuff I otherwise would have never learned about.
>>61785870
how is it?
>>61785156
Does the Mason-Dixon line go under or above the green area?
>>61785896
It's a joke made at the expense of a characteristic of a person
literally banter
older women are weird
think something goes wrong once they reach 28 and are still single
>>61785923
Correct
>When they refer to their nieces or nephews all the time as if they were their own kids
what's the biggest lie you were ever told?
>>61785917
it's not really the greatest banter in the world
>>61785923
Reminder not to fall for the eternal female's tricks when she reaches 25 and decides she wants a nice little beta to sponge off for a few decades after filling up on a different Chad Thundercock every week of her young life
Prostitutes and bachelorhood are the final relationship redpill.
>>61786001
That I would have to get a job some day and I can't play video games all day until I die
>>61785891
who is the author? I can't seem to find it.
>>61785923
Well, over here becoming a spinster is still a thing. It's seen as a very unfortunate thing to happen.
Also, what do you guys think of G M Trevelyan "history of england"? I can easily get a hold of this book.
Do scotland/wales/northern ireland matter much or is just england good enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1TAwbGo1E4
feels tb h
>>61786004
Still banter though so what are you trying to prove?
>>61786001
that a job would be real work
i mean, i get paid to shitpost here, it's easier than school or uni or phd by a mile
>>61786049
it's not really impressive enough to call it banter
>>61786041
Got the title slightly wrong, it's actually The Year 1000 by Robert Lacey and Danny Danziger.
One of these pakis murdered the other for being too moderate
Guess which is which
>>61786041
Haven't heard of the book personally, you could probably go to better places to consult on literature than here if i'm honest xx
Anyway, Scotland/Wales/Norn Eire's history is almost entirely their relationship with England past 1000AD, so just a history of England should give quite a comprehensive analysis of the entire UK
>>61786030
/brit/ is prime material for used up girls who want a comfy life desu.
nooorrmieeeeeeeessss
>>61786098
You just know that the one on the right can call her mother aunt.
>>61785544
Hhahahahaha
>>61786079
>it doesn't fit my arbitrary definition of banter so it's not banter
What's your tumblr username?
>>61786154
hello you called
Hate all of you
I can see my breath, haha what am I like
>>61786214
even me? :o
>>61786248
You expecially
>>61786248
>taig
>>61786102
>you could probably go to better places to consult on literature than here
my standards aren't high
thx anyway
>>61786094
thx, I'll have a look.
or I'll just top myself by spraying insecticide/roach killer into my mouth instead x
>>61786214
bit rude
Feeling a bit shit today lads
Blocked but runny nose and a bit of a headache
I still need to get my tyres changed, buy some coolant and then phone a garage about getting my aircon fixed
>>61786275
>I'll just top myself by spraying insecticide/roach killer into my mouth instead x
good lad
>>61786178
banterlordxxx
>>61786285
Putin is so small he almost makes that beer look normal size
So..
>>61786248
*clears throat*
mate, we don't serve your kind here
*taps sign*
>>61786366
good banter
here we all are then
the lads
>>61786001
yeah I've got a gf
she goes to a different school though you don't know her
>>61786416
Imagine being an Irish wolfhound with a unusually dark coat and reading that haha
>>61786447
Ahh yes the sun very good
>>61785754
underated post
>>61786001
that life gets better
lads can you please not forget the 96 victims of the hillsborough disaster please? haven't seen them mentioned once this thread and it's a bit disrespectful
ta x
>>61786479
haha imagine haha
>>61786485
>these people backed brexit
Having severe regrets about voting leave now
It's looking like May for PM, lads.
Bit disappointed, I wanted Andrea.
>>61786557
Really couldn't care about football fans
Really couldn't care about scousers
Least of all I couldn't care about a dead scouser
Can you see how much I care?
>>61786574
The sun just backs whoever they think will win
Got every single one right since 1979
if westeros is so bad why don't smart/rich people just move to essos where there is no war or winter and white walkers
>>61785569
Because it allows a lot of freedom in spelling and grammar
>>61786617
My leftie mate thinks it's because they control it all
>>61786620
nationalism
>Pepe is going to be a current champions league and Euro winner.
>>61786657
everyone knows jewpert murdoch runs the country
What would you do lads?
We live in a country where the repercussions of being five minutes late to the job centre are worse than lying to the country to go to war.
>>61786599
reported you to the ministry of insensitivity
Fucking creasing at this
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/tory-activists-stage-painfully-embarrassing-march-on-parliament-in-support-of-andrea-leadsom-a3290256.html
>>61786725
Are you honestly comparing your contributions to the country to Tony Blair's?
>>61786763
couldn't last 10 seconds, christ
Reminder that the vast majority of the public was In favour of the Iraq war
>>61786030
I've had relationships and one offs with multiple women and I imagine when I turn 28 I will want to settle down with someone.
I don't understand why moggytows think that's such an abhorrent thing when a woman does it
>>61786841
Majority was in favour of Vietnam as well initially. People forget things if it's convenient.
>>61786844
This desu
Makes me think the people who go on about it are just insanely angry they can't pull regularly
>>61786841
who cares what the uneducated masses have been brainwashed into wanting
>>61786844
>I don't understand why someone might be bitter about relationships after a decade of loneliness
Who remembers this absolute banger of a tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YFtlvDOVVE
>>61786763
>Another tweeter wrote: “Looks like a protest by bankers to get their bonuses back.”
IT'S DISGUSTING
I'm 27
when should I start thinking about a pension?
>>61786927
*a lack of
No justice no peace tb h
>>61786965
dont bother, im the same age, never gonna happen
>>61786954
wow it's like really back in my year 6 disco
*slides on knees*
>>61786965
27 years ago
>>61786924
Fuck off remain shill the referendum is over now fuck off
>>61786841
The majority of the public was in favour of this so-called "British Exit", or Brexit
We've got politicians dropping out left and right, we're finding out that some sums of money never existed and the public is thinking less and less of Brexit
>>61786954
Sounds like Robbie Savage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU66W9H-Y7w&feature=youtu.be
>>61786965
you're gonna work till you're dead la
>>61786954
that frog is not 4k ultra HD
>>61786973
I don't get it
>>61786954
Ahh yes that brings me back
>>61787047
some nog got shot in the US, now some other nogs are sounding off about it on their containment board (twitter)
had a dream about the oneitus again lads
>that crushing moment when you realise it was a dream
>>61786725
>>61786764
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
Fuck Blairites tho
>>61787067
I know he got shot I just don't get the picture
>>61786965
It's already too late. You should have set up a SIPP by the time you left infants school.
Frankly you don't seem middle class enough for a pension, prole.
>>61786725
really makes u think
>>61786844
How much cum you reckon you'll suck out of her rotten cunt
see this woman is with a non-personality tennis player
just goes to show how women are whores
>>61787101
It's expressing a feeling of powerlessness and implying that one day the act depicted in the picture may be necessary if the police do not stop killing unarmed black people.
>>61787101
Blacks in the U.S. are going to join ISIS
>>61787166
>Unarmed
Really makes you think
UNO VELA
HILO LATINO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
big poo
>>61787257
post bangers
>>61787250
Really makes you think if the black guy could read that
huh...
rly makes u think...
>>61787166
Maybe they should just get jobs, stop gangbanging and obey the laws more.
>>61787359
laws are rayciss
>>61787346
stop posting twitter runt squealings
>>61787389
first one i've ever posted BOYO!
>>61787315
>the UTV manifest
fucking hell that was unbelievable
Is multiculturalism worth it?
got hit by a car riding my pushbike head on, smashed the whindshield full flew up on the bonnet etc
head went through the windshield
only injury suffered was a shard of glass went in my ass jsut got home from an overnight surgery at hospital
thank you so much based medicare for free, thorough medical care
>>61787554
yes
>>61787576
get well soon my brave soldier x
>>61787554
worth what?
>>61787576
ouch
>>61787576
>ass
fuck off yank
>>61787576
haha
>>61787576
im a doctor i can help but you need to post more pictures of the affected area
>>61787579
What we mainly get in Europe is ugly blacks.
>>61787576
ooh you've been in the wars my brave little soldier x
so brave xx
>>61787652
we only get football players that we later on sale for more money
or they get a citizenship and play for national team
>>61786001
>we'll give £350m to the NHS
>>61787635
>>61787631
>>61787607
>>61787597
Ty I was legit butthurt
However was super impressed with the wuality of care provided- all i did was rock up and was pretty promptly pumped up full of endone and was bantering away with nurses
Everyone was very thorough and professional
surgeon was english mad for good bantz
Any of you have comparable experiences?
>>61787576
Bit gay
only went and got into the uni i wanted didn't i what am i like eh haha x
>>61787576
um lewd
I just maintained a 2 hour long stiffy.
Took some serious willpower to not have a wank.
>>61787716
dropped a brick on my big toe and had to go into a&e when I was 7.
completely shattered all the bones in it owie
>>61787716
never been to the hospital because I'm not a spacker
>>61787817
are you also a nerd
>>61787716
have only been to hospital to visit people i know
>>61787859
yeah
Job interview tomorrow lads
Could turn my life around
gotta call the plumber cba lads
advice
>>61787895
use a phone to do it
>>61787895
dial the number then speak when the other person answers
>>61787893
hope you get killed during it
>>61787909
thanks xxx
r8 my dinner
>>61787716
When I got to the hospital when I got hit by a car a whole team of 5-8 people awaits you when you arrive, it even felt a bit ridiculous too. It's fast and profesional (because mistakes will cost them a lot) and you get through the process in a mere 2 hours if not less depending on how much could be broken etc.. I guess it has to be really thought out in order for the team to stand ready for the next possible patient.
>>61787951
>7951 ▶
>File: IMG_20160707_130625.jpg (466 KB, 2592x1944)
>r8 my dinner
FUCK OFF YANK
>>61787933
good post
>>61787931
hope you choke on a cob
>>61787951
gay
imagine having people who don't speak the same language as you decide your laws
>>61787893
what's the job
Sure, I was born in Carlisle.
But I was made in the Royal Navy.
>>61788095
racist
Going wakeboarding next week.
Anyone been before?
>>61788153
Yeah
>>61788162
Is it good?
>>61788182
Yeah
>>61788103
accountant
>>61788192
Nice
>>61788209
Yeah
>>61788209
Yeah
>>61788197
accounting for what
>>61788241
money
>>61788282
what kind of money
>>61788337
euros mostly
>>61788241
taste
>>61788337
Yeah
Yeag
>>61788104
rly makes you think
>>61785156
>>61787933
Everything West of Gloucestershire is South West, not the South. The south is just London, soulless suburbia and those shitty bits by Southampton and Bournemouth and that
What does it mean if my girlfriend calls me 'daddy' when we're having sex?
>>61788411
Right and what's the first word in the phrase 'South West'?
>>61788449
you've been dreaming
>>61788467
The
>>61788467
pssh, bet you think the North West is the North
>>61788411
>The south is just London, soulless suburbia and those shitty bits by Southampton and Bournemouth and that
How is london south? The south is sussex, kent, surrey, hampshire, wight etc
Makes you think
Anything north of Coventry is the north
Got this stupid idea in my head to apply for a job because it's close to home and pays well and I get to boss plebs around like I used to. Need to update my CV though and that's where progress has stalled, I can't be bothered, I'd rather tidy my desk, in fact I may actually do that instead.
>>61788569
Anything north of lizard point is the north
Anything south of the Humber is not the North.
Lads, am I right in thinking that the following is correct?
Girl you personally know sending short messages = bad.
Girl you only know online sending short messages = fine.
It's just that I've started talking to a girl on a dating site and her messages are pretty short which worries me, but then if she wasn't interested at all wouldn't she just stop talking?
when is pokemon go coming out in the UK?
asking for a friends little brother, of course
*rows along a river of tarmac*
>>61785156
>>61785156
>Britbong are immigrants loving cucks
This study prove it
>the Sweden YES meme is real
>>61788144 →
>>61788144 →
>>61788144 →
KEK
new balls please
are kate
>>61788625
never
>>61788619
>Lads, am I right in thinking that the following is correct?
Nah
It depends on the girl
>>61788757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
>>61788587
That poor fucking dog.
>>61788625
now
where did my flag go
>>61788587
he only drinks john smiths
>>61785156
oh they there are
that was weird
>>61788568
this is possibly the most fedora image in existence
>>61788831
I stole it
I know the truth may be hard to swallow for you lot
finding it hard to concentrate
Business idea:
>>61788974
maybe we should send you to concentration camp
>>61788934
pssh
>>61788568
images that dissect the normie lifestyle with rapier wit
>>61789029
Doxxed :)
