claim a state to be ur cunt's buddy
>>61780578
Whole America is our greatest ally.
>>61780578
Wisconsin, great nature and food, they're crypto-Germans as well
>>61780598
Thank you, fief
>>61780578
alaska is ours
>>61780598
I would give my life to protect your right to play starcraft and get plastic surgery ;_;
>>61780578
Taking Kentucky for the fried chicken tbqh
I want Mongolia to be West Virginia's buddy!
>>61780578
Taking Mississippi
>>61780944
Why do you want the worst state in everything
>>61780934
>West Virginia
pls get the regional flags extension
we want your rare state
>>61780944
No backsies. You took it.
>>61780578
taking michigan because its our rightful clay
>>61780934
West Virginia is hills and mountains, Mongolia is flat, so that works out.
Neither have beaches, I see that as a problem.
>>61780626
>tfw Klaus likes dirty Wisconsin, and not Chicago/Illinois with the highest number of German immigrants/heritage in the country
F-fine, it's not like we have huge Christmas markets and celebrate German holidays, baka
>>61780966
I'll be phone posting for the foreseeable future, has the software been developed for mobile?
Doesn't Australia get Florida by default?
>>61781011
It's supported on some but not all mobile browsers, Id just ask the /flag/ thread to be sure
>>61781053
I don't want Australia.
>>61781007
I don't know why he'd want a boring state where some parts of Chicago are asking for death by a savage dindu or where the rest of the state is meth addicted hillbillies
>>61780578
taking texas for the bants
>>61781082
Then you shouldn't live in Straya light, m8...
>>61781084
>Illinois
>meth
This is a heroin state buddy. That shit is further down south like Methssouri
And if you think ALL of Chicago is a nigger infested shit hole, you're only partially correct. I live in the whitest richest part of the city
>>61781142
But it's so cheap.
We have Aussie-tier internet though.
>tfw no one will ever want my state
feels good being hated and almost-irrelevant
>>61781144
Nah, I said some parts. Some parts of Chicago are pretty fun. I really meant the South Side where the Black population is like 90% or higher and now /pol/ has a running thread dedicated to crime in those areas.
Missouri is a complete shit hole though. That I do agree with you on.
>>61781182
Same, feel like no one knows my state either. And when it's mentioned, people only like the boring part of it.
>>61781188
Pls come back and spend your precocious tourist shekles. The loop/downtown/North side is still bustling and amazing.
gib oregon back pls
California
You are my greatest ally.
>>61781405
Based UK
>>61781474
same weather, lowest obesity rate, nice coast
oregon ftw
Arizona and New Mexico are automatically part of Mexico right?
>>61781497
The coast is fucking freezing though
>>61781551
so is this cunt, familiarity is comfy desu
>>61781564
True, but are you ready to goto hipsterville, USA aka Portland
>>61781564
>lowest obesity rate
that would be colorado or hawaii if you took out the samoans
>>61780578
Wyoming because we used to love forrests and one day yellowstone will destroy the world, which we'd love to do as it seems.
>>61781586
pls no, pls no portland
Half of all (^:
>>61780655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
>Not giving your life for Girls Generation, or shit-wine
>>61781632
Too bad you accepted Oregon so you get the shit with it
>>61781707
its okay, a fleck of excrement on an otherwise pristine toilet bowl
>>61781776
An excellent metaphor from an evil brit.
>tfw nobody wants Louisiana
>ctrl+f ohio
>No results
Who wouldn't want this beautiful state?
>>61781188
>Missou
Absolutely dreadful, you've got the worst parts of American culture. Missouri is full of niggers and rednecks, it has no redeeming qualities.
>>61781700
without plastic surgery things like girls generation wouldn't exist
>>61781941
fuck off you cucks didn't even finish your capitol
>>61781893
>not even France
>>61781893
new orleans is god tier imo
>>61782030
>ywn walk on Bourbon street with the love of your life
>>61782065
I never thought I'd remember the smell of piss so fondly
>>61780578
Can we plz?
Dibs on Montana
>>61782281
Jew!
>>61780944
kek how's your vacation in Singapore? Enjoy the bubble tea Bubba?
>>61782281
please isreal move next to hawaii
that's easy: New York
we originally settled it and they are almost as jewy as us.
>>61780578
Taking South Carolina
>>61784463
천조국 성님들한테 통수 맞노 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Florida.
>>61780578
California
>>61786122
Minnesota
>>61780578
California tbf
God tier nature and we can still produce wine
Don't mess with Texas
>>61780578
Florida is basically brazilian already.
