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>>61760809
First for ドイツ
>>61760809
>Tao AND Rila in the OP
You've gone too far this time.
>>61760903
no. how should I have gotten them lel
are you a virgin? are you gay?
why do you want to suck me off?
>>61761049
why do you want to eat food?
Can someone mail me a japanese girl? Thanks in advance
>>61761071
lel that's a little bit different. I'm just a stranger who posts creepy posts on 4chan every day, for you
you know I have to disappoint you but I'm Korean size
Is 名前 used only for people's names or can it be used for object, place names, etc?
>>61761138
you won't understand just let it pass
>I'm Korean size
and that is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOGX2GhcApU
Speaking of gaijin with ugly Asians,here's a good looking British guy with an ugly Jap gf. Why did he settle for her?
neighboor fucking once again.
Another vocaroo?
>>61760869
Check that national pride ドイツさん before you get arrested
>>61761178
you will see. or are you only interested in bwc's?
are you serious btw?
ZZZ ...
>>61761248
>ginger
>good looking
>>61761275
If you would be so kind.
>>61760903
why are you a faggot
I want to live and sponge off you in your apartment in Seoul and play vidya games and eat Korean bbq and fried chicken and flirt with Korean girls, but not if you are a faggot
>>61761325
just tell the number no one cares
idc
but i am wondering what you mean by "Korean size"
>>61760809
Pls say that she isn't retired. ;_;
>>61761171
It can. Same meaning as "name" in English.
>>61761248
whites should go eye doctor
>>61761413
means he has a very small benis
>>61761413
like maybe 11 when it's a man and 14 when it's my gf
>>61761490
yeah i'm just making sure he fell for that meme
post your favorite song
mine is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKjsBmxAtgw&feature=youtu.be
>>61761487
Kek, I've had sex with girls hotter than that in China as an ugly fat white guy
Gaijins in Japan are real desperate losers eh
>>61761449
i wish she was my mom
>>61761540
https://youtu.be/sFAKECUeew0
>Post into the wrong thread
I completely messed up the order but whatever.
What is the difference in pronunciation between お and を?
I can hear a slight pronunciation of the W before the o in Wo but I want to confirm it.
>>61761541
well good for you.
Now go blogging elsewhere because nobody cares.
>>61761563
hey german, post that delicious strawberry jam sandwich you had when you visited Korea
>>61761618
im not the korean fag
>>61761597
>that chicken scratch
Do you write latin characters this ugly?
>>61761178
soon I will go to korea
I can pay you 40 usd per each hooker you provide to my hotel room
Im going to stay 10 days in seoul
I want a different girl each night
better if Im their first foreign customer
if at the end of the 10 days , Im happy with the hookers you had provided to me ,I will give you a bonus of 500 usd
do you agree?
>>61761490
>>61761512
>>61761601
korean-penis.blogspot.com/2013/01/english.html
seriously what the fuck is wrong with insecure white guys
you just need an entity that has smaller benis than you to contain your insecurities that's why you cling to this meme so desperately.
no evidence at all. just random pictures made by anyone. and you instantly gobble it up. because you want to.
no amount of spreading lies will make your benis bigger. note that
>>61761649
then are you foot fetish german guy?
>>61761657
Yes. My handwriting is awful, I know. Now answer the question.
>>61761679
maybe
>>61761597
>What is the difference in pronunciation between お and を?
no difference in pronunciation between them.
>>61761597
>What is the difference in pronunciation between お and を?
both are same
indeed historically there was a difference but now we pronounce samely
>>61761676
Calm down, this is just an average size. Your penis can be bigger, it doesn’t mean that its wrong.
>>61761752
>>61761676
I watch a lot of tumblr, so I know what Korean dicks look like
I just wanted to tell you if you expected a 20cm Hahn then you would be in for a surprise
>>61761755
So it is a context dependent character then?
>>61761676
>korean-penis.blogspot.com/2013/01/english.html
There's a blog for korean penises?
>>61761781
omo
>>61761772
read the blog. the average Korean size is 13~14 cm in erection
that is a fucking flaccid size
stupid people comparing flaccid size to erect sizes and making fun of a whole country because of their insecurities
yeah it kinda pisses me off you can tell
>>61761822
yeah prolly a pissed off korean like me made it
>>61761540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U
one of my favorite atm
>>61761797
を is only ever used as a particle
katakana ヲ is practicall never used so you can skip it
>>61761541
>Gaijins in Japan are real desperate losers
I agree with you
>>61761797
を is virtually only used as a particle, in modern kana
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wo_(kana)
>>61761834
are you mad now? but I'm 13 so I was right. I knew that site. I've been to asianmasculinity before
pls don't be mad at me
>>61761876
While we're on the topic of penises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NaaBhIwGRI
the guy in the yellow shirt is hilarious
i really want to go to Korea NOW and have some of this fried chicken and a strawberry and fruit jam sandwich with mayo for dessert
>>61761540
https://youtu.be/RWyVhIBmdGw
>>61761950
>13
underage b& incoming
手伝ってください
if subject dropping in japanese is common and pretty much the norm, how do I know when to use the passive voice?
How/Why is there a passive voice in the first place?
How am I supposed to interpret the japanese passive voice?
Is it present/used just to clarify that no subject was intended in the sentence?
>>61761484
Thank you for the answer
So if I want to know the name of a videogame somebody is playing, I can ask
ゲーム の 名前 は何 です か
?
>>61762028
cm. or did you mean that you have to be underage to have such a small dick?
very funny
>>61762115
I think a more natural sounding way is 「そのゲームは?」or 「なにそれ?」
>>61761931
is that Bret Michaels with an Asian-American porn star?
>>61762115
It sounds OK. 今やっているゲームの名前は何ですか? would be better.
>>61762115
I often use the sentence なんていうゲーム?
you'er welcome
So, while in Japan I learned that in conversational Japanese people drop particles like mad.
How can I know what's a vital particle that has to stay to make sure the sentence isn't shit and what can go?
>>61761834
>>61761876
I can pay you until 100 per each girl, this money is only for you
I expect to pay for the girls from 200 to 400usd each night
I want a hotel where I can stay 10 days inside, and order food on the internet
from the airport to the hotel , and from the hotel to the airport
I wanna avoid the racist streets of korea
this trip is only for sex
>>61762198
probably not
>>61762164
shut up you can't speak Japanese dude
>>61762247
Is this more slang?
>>61762289
俺もちろん缶話す日本語、ばかフランス人
>>61762281
peru I can help you get hookers in Korea. korean guys won't help you, they will never help foreigners have sex with their women.
all I ask you pay for my expenses and give me $5000 USD upfront.
In return I will go to itaewon, check all websites and go to underground brothels to find hookers for you. Deal?
>>61761540
https://youtu.be/fZltd_nz2ag
Also perfectly suit for Stanislaw Lem books.
>>61762317
yes, but not so rude as you think
you can add ですか なんていうゲームですか?
>>61762359
>缶
Watch out for my stupid:
I'm told this translates to "can" but I'm given that I can pronounce it dekiru or kan. Which is correct?
kek asians all copy each other. I guess Japan was the first to invent this, then Korea stole the idea. i've seen fruit sandwiches in china as well
I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW
>>61762462
I miss these from 7-11
And their karaage.
>>61762462
>strawberries in sandwiches
Japan, are you feeling okay?
>>61762462
That actually looks pretty tasty. Perhaps I can persuade the AH to sell them over here as well next to the salmon sandwiches.
>>61762451
Ah, neat. Thanks, man.
>>61762112
why dont you use the box in front of you
http://www.jref.com/articles/passive-forms.120/
why don't you eat a strawberry cake
it's the same thing but cheaper
>>61762457
I was writing retarded japanese. The grammar is completely fucked so don't use it as a model
but I've always read it as カン. It's ateji anyway, from the english word "Can" (obviously, I hope)
>>61762380
sorry bro, but only a native korean can help me for this sex tour
because not matter how much time do you spend searching for brothels and hookers, any native korean male will have a big advantage in knowledge over you
anyways thanks for your offer
I hope we can work together in the future
>>61762524
it is the most humiliating to be laughed at by brit about cuisines
>>61762462
>>61762525
Murrika bro! I found a recipe so you can make them at home! http://www.thirstyfortea.com/recipes/fruit-sando/
>>61762792
Ikr? He’s wrong, though. This sandwich seems tasty.
>>61762838
>I found a recipe
who needs recipe?
super easy to make
>>61762462
>>61762842
They're lovely. Not filling in the least, but they're nice.
>>61762949
Last time I tried cooking without a recipe or some form of guidance I nearly burned down my house. This is for my own and everyone's else safety.
just fucking kill me now fampais
>>61763167
>too hot to handle
>>61763167
I wish it were that warm. It's been nothing but chilly days and rain/hail for the last two weeks in my part of Canada-land.
I actually needed my winter blanket added to the bed last night.
>>61763051
>I nearly burned down my house
when you make sandwiches?
you have a talent
>>61763331
Well to be honest it was a steak but you get the idea.
I can actually make some pretty decent food with the right recipes. I just lack the feeling for cooking so I don't know when something is supposed to be ready.
>>61763167
>humidity 40%
Heaven?
post something brah
>>61764150
Fine. Have my cat then.
>>61764150
I went to a maid cafe the other day.
>>61764218
awwww
so adorable
>>61762462
wait i genuinely thought this was a korean thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ljLiKKgBSg
>>61764150
とりちゃった
食べちゃった
I was told to use ちゃった when I wanted to make it seem like I did something, but didn't really want to do it. Is that correct?
>>61764218
Name?
>>61764218
Here's my cat. I told her to make a cute face.
>>61764302
Her name is Sjaan
>>61764280
yes you are correct but we den't use とりちゃったi guess you tried to write とっちゃった
>>61764350
That is adorable
>>61764350
natural‐born chavy cat like you
>>61763449
hell no
it's way too hard to breathe in humid weather
>>61764240
どうだった?
how was that?
>>61764350
Your cat is very cute, cute poster
>>61764350
show me your stretch marks
>>61764452
that humidity is low compared with Japanese one...
>>61764380
とります is shortened right down to just と?
Interesting.
Can I use ちゃった when asking a question as well? If I know they're being reluctant to do something?
>>61764420
>>61764488
Arigatou gozaimasu.
>>61764532
But I don't have any stretch marks.
>>61764538
I could practically swim in the air when in Tokyo it was so humid
(I loved it though. I live where there's hardly any humidity and my skin is dry and gross because of it)
why you guys hating Korea?
>>61764591
so unfair
>>61764603
>>61764538
>women sweating during sex
this is my fetish
I hate cats
they piss in my house everyday
it's fucking stinky
I hope they will be annihilation
>>61764218
my ex-mouse was same as yours
REEEEEE
>>61764554
>とります is shortened right down to just と?
that is the way of 音便
とりて→とって
In this case we call it 促音便
>Can I use ちゃった when asking a question as well? If I know they're being reluctant to do something?
yes you can, but you had better to use てしまった in formal situations such as とってしまった
あと20分。。。
>>61764854
match for second place
>>61764746
Perhaps you should get a litter bin and actually train them. Animals are only shitty because the people who have them are shitty.
>>61764452
>hell
here is over 80%
you can't breathe in here
>>61764973
i pity anyone who lives there and has asthma
>>61764854
>>61764854
who cares the game
we all knew the conclusion
>>61764746
just eat it lad
>>61764603
my sweat hurt my skin in summer 2bh
>>61764466
楽しいだったです
It was my first time and I had a lot of fun. Since it wasn't a true Japanese maid cafe the maids didn't interact with the customers as much as you'd expect from a maid cafe in Tokyo.
The show was really cute and the food was decent. The only thing I thought was difficult was that many of the maids had japanese accents while also making their voices like 3 octaves higher to be "cute", which made it sometimes hard to talk with them.
There was this one guy who was going so hard with his glowsticks my friends and I started referring to him as "Air Traffic Control"
>>61765111
>tfw allergic to your own sweat
>>61765121
forgot my pic baka desu senpai
>>61765170
More girls in the clientele than I expected.
>>61765169
yes so I hate the summer of Japan
I wish I were born in dry nations such as Canada
>>61765121
>making their voices like 3 octaves higher to be "cute", which made it sometimes hard to talk with them
笑った
>>61765082
I should be like Swiss people
Mosquitoes is the worst thing on earth
![tumblr_o7ipa6Xw3m1ue9gfbo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/YeycuPB.gif "tumblr_o7ipa6Xw3m1ue9gfbo1_500[1].gif")
>>61765422
I heard Scandinavian countries are literally the mosquito kingdoms
もう終わりだ
また勝ったぞ
>>61765442
I remember that video
why are swiss people so weird
>>61765121
>it wasn't a true Japanese maid cafe
where did you go?
>3 octaves higher
lol I don't like "kawaii voice"
>>61765694
>where did you go
Toronto
>don't like "kawaii voice"
me neither, I'm curious as to what the girls there actually sound like
>>61765646
棄教するんだ
>>61765646
ポルトガル人はみんな決勝行くこと確信してるでしょ
>>61765727
like normal girls
just look up jvloggers on YouTube interviewing random people on the street
http://youtu.be/2DhoBuU1Dtc
>>61765447
kek
what a weak sissy frog
>>61765895
まぁ、多少と思います
>>61765646
ポルトガルくん決勝進出おめでとう
>>61765727
>Toronto
I didn't know, Canada has maid cafe
>>61765170
but they're not cute about out look
エル プサイ
>>61766193
コングルゥ
>>61766179
ありがとうございます。
難しい文法の練習
苦労こそあれ、日本語の勉強はやりがいがある
夜に会話が減ることこそすれ、まだ続いている。
日本語スレはコミュニティこそ厳しいが、優しい方がいっぱいいます。
髪の毛が少し落ちこそすれ、はげる事がない。
そもそも「こそすれ」の使い方がよく分からない。
会話で使わないからやめとけって言われたけど、気になる。
>>61766249
ポルトガルの町は花火やクラクションがすごいんじゃないの
>>61766168
brown people don't get bit
>>61766315
>こそすれ
日本人でもめったにつかわないよ
会話ならさらにつかわない
>>61766320
>花火
それはマデイラだけで
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjhbBdelsow
>>61766182
>but they're not cute about out look
what do you mean nihonjin san
>>61766037
It's not just whitewashing - aren't they getting Keith Stanfield to play the role of L in the Death Note movie?
Any tips, hints and tricks to get a japanese friend are extremely welcome.
>>61766315
こそすれで認めて他は否定
>あなたは抜け毛が増えてきたからハゲる
髪の毛が少し落ちこそすれ、私ははげる事がない。
こんな感じかな
>>61766315
N1の勉強中?
>髪の毛が少し落ちこそすれ、はげる事がない。
>髪の毛が少し落ちるが、はげる事がない。
ニュアンスの違いはわかるけど、言葉で説明できないw
>>61766556
I mean they are ugly
I didn't wanna say the word ugly
>>61765694
Does anyone actually like that kind of voice? It just seems annoying to me.
>>61766447
Because the mosquitoe knows it would die
>>61766532
>>61766708
kek
>>61766572
WE WUZ L'S AN SHIET NIGGA
>>61766471
「こそあれ」もそうなの?
>>61766628
N1は特に取る気がないけど、ちょっとだけ自分の勉強になると思って・・・
説明では「あるけれど」って書いてあったけど、使い方が微妙に難しい・・・
なんで「白髪は普通増えこそすれ、減る事はない」はあってるけど、
「減こそすれ」とか「食べこそすれ」は間違ってるの?
本当に意味が分からない。
Idiomってやつかな。
>>61766607
change your name to Ahonen
who wants to be my friend and chat with me?
>>61766607
Say nice things about Japan, preferably in Japanese.
>>61766886
>「こそあれ」もそうなの?
ふつうは使わないね
政治家や学者がつかいそうなイメージ
>>61766886
増えこそすれ = 増えることはあっても
かな
"減りこそすれ"と"食べこそすれ"は使えると思う
A reminder that OP is a drug dealing Bulgarian
日本は素敵です
彼女ください(仕事もお願いします)
>>61766780
>Does anyone actually like that kind of voice?
don't know but they have creepiest voice
https://youtu.be/UA5vclM9iK0
>>61767166
please don't insult the animes
>>61766891
also Asikainen is good
>>61767166
Please insult anime and anyone who watches that shite
>>61767206
Ignore this
>>61767012
>>61767054
なるほどね、
ほんの少しだけわかった気がする。
それでも文章でつかえる自信がないね。
使わなくてもいいやってことか。
ありがとう!
>>61767252
>Please insult anime and anyone who watches that shite
We've got a live one, lads.
>>61767206
please stop, try to crush my tympanums
>>61767134
加奈陀は素敵です
彼女ください(仕事もお願いします)
Theme music of me commuting to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D11qzPohf0U
>>61766249
90分以内で勝ってる。。。
やはりポルトガルって強いんだな!
>>61766315
ああ、これ古文だ。
何かの事実を認めた後
その他の事を否定する
あなたの親切を感謝「こそすれ」迷惑に思った事は1度も無い
起きたばっかで頭まわらんけどまあこんな使い方だったと思う
次はドイツ対フランスか
これは予想が難しいな
>>61767510
何故?なぜジャパニーズピーポー?
>>61767585
簡単だよ、ドイツ
I am human and I need to eat food
just like everybody else does
>>61767643
The Fがフランス勝利に全財産つぎ込むだろうから泣くぞ
>>61767643
フランスは開催国のアドバンテージがあるのに?
まあドイツはイタリア以外にはいつも勝ってるからな
>>61767541
Good morning.
朝早い説明はありがとう。
そういうidiomがあるね
そっかそっか。
>>61767731
so, are you kid?
>>61767638
殆どアメリカだから
https://youtu.be/fDD7RJe0tzk
>>61767798
so, are you obese?
>>61767643
2006(WC), 2008(EURO), 2012(GL), 2014(GL)
ポルトガルはドイツに負けてるって話を聞いた
>>61767731
what is that also why are there two if you are alone
>>61767731
hallo koreaboo
how are you today?
>>61767883
the food my gf made for our kids
>>61767909
ohayo gozaimasu animu daisuki. watashi wa genki desu. who are you?
Prove you are japanese
Can anyone explain me, what these weaboos are looking for?
I mean, what is the appeal in their eyes, when they shitpost here about a japanese gf, then how glorious the country is.....
I really want to understand what they're actually obsessing for.
And how can I avoid such people?
>>61767585
そのカード全国放送しないんだよなあ。
決勝は放送するけど
>>61768029
テレ朝もバカだなw
>>61767978
wait you have a gf and kids? i thought you were still jacking off to that korean female footballer
are the kids yours? are they half asian?
>>61768024
im not a weeaboo i just like chinese, japanese and korean culture and women, im not particularly fond of their food though
>>61767978
I'm not animu daisuki
>who are you?
who am I?
>>61768115
wtf you don't know me at all. I hate you now
>>61768115
okay, that's okay.
Seriosuly. wanted to learn japanese or any other asian language beside my native language and english and french.
but never really have been to discern which one is more improtant to me.....
>>61768080
書いた後消そうと思ったんだが
全国、というより放送の予定が無い
WOWOWは多分やるだろうけど、貧乏人だから加入してねーし
いやマジでなんでテレ朝なんだろな。元来TBSが放送するはずだったらしいじゃん
>>61768193
i also want to learn all 3 because im already bilingual and also because the chicks dig it big time and people are generally impressed if you put in the effort to learn their language, at least thats what the chinese people i know are like
>>61766623
お礼を言うのを忘れた。
説明してくれてありがとうございます!
もう寝る時間だ、今日はいっぱい勉強になった。
ありがとうございました。
Oyasuminasai gozaimasu Japanese thread.
>>61767379
How can I call someone a normie in Japanese?
>>61768024
don't be so serious
here is full of ugly
おはよう
>>61768190
well i know one german is a degenarate and i know the other one keeps posting that footballer whos name i forgot and is going to meet her next month, btw how was sex with your gf? are asians really as good as everyone says
>>61768286
fuck off yellow fever asshole
hage
>>61768288
おやすみー
>>61768331
おはよ
>>61768369
>hage
>>61768349
>yellow fever
I hope, whites take their country uglys
hey
no gf time
>>61768331
左の女性はどうなってんの?
>>61768562
but it's unfair
I want a Korean partner but I'm not gay. what can I do?
you never hate on the gays only on straight men. but I don't have yellow fever can't you see it?
fuck you. I hate you all
>tfw bf
>>61768299
おっぱい
>>61768288
Oyasuminasai gozaimasu, anon.
>>61768299
Call them a "riajuu"
>>61768562
You guys don't have to post gaijins with undesirable Asians, we have one with a really bad yellow fever in this very thread.
>>61768562
hafu korean are not ugly tho
I knew one hot gril
>tfw normie riaju scum
>>61768717
>I want a Korean partner but I'm not gay. what can I do?
what do you want to say?
please take ugly asians
>>61768562
Ehhhh...
I am not even interested in your Mother/Sister/aunt/relative.
I just want to see these countries and visit them.
Without you people of course
Cute poster has never had a gf.
He just hired a hooker.
>>61769054
was that hooker asian?
hahaha kek
>>61768941
>I knew one hot gril
I know, sometimes we can find hot girl
but I don't know why, whites choose ugly one
>>61768288
「こそすれ」の後に続くのは、こんな感じかな。
1. 通常は相互に行うことの一方、の否定
2. もっと極端にした未来、の否定
食べこそすれ動きはしない。(食べる←→動く)(※微妙・・・)
減りこそすれ無くなることはない。(減り続ける→無くなる)
こそすれ~(し)はしない
こそすれ~することはない
語感が悪いときはあまり使わないかも。｢食べこそ｣・・・言いづらい。。
おやすみ
how can you have sex with a hooker? your self esteem must be so high that you could just get a real girl
>>61769328
My self-esteem is so rock-bottom that I come here to talk to you instead of getting a real friend.
>>61769444
mine too. at least you got some nice trips
>>61769035
here you are
>>61769054
Why would you do that, anon?
Just go on the internet and tell lies.
What do you think about Pistorius?
Do you think his killing his girlfriend was intentional?
>>61769482
Not enough to make me feel myself a lucky one.
>>61768562
you must have massively high standards which is why gaijin hunters exist and japanese men are so undesirable, i mean sure theres a lot of ugly asian women but as a whole i think theyre better looking than white women, but the whole white men having a bigger dick cant be the only meme reason why asian women like white men more
>>61768866
you mean me?
>>61769565
do you want to be my girlfriend?
>>61769498
She looks sad. Comfort her.
I am only interested into the countries. Not its people.
Thank you again for opening my eyes, you can keep it.
>>61767642
君だったかよwwﾉｼ
まだいらっしゃっていますかああ
>>61769512
He is a cripple
And she was a model. How much of a butch do you have to be, to be killed by a cripple who won't be seen as a whole human by others anyway?
There is a reason why Seal divorced Claudia schiffer.
Same goes for pistorius killing his gf.
>>61769500
So are you a kissless virgin?
>>61769710
i want to feel special.
but you say that to everyone.
>>61769825
He was an angry asshole.
Angry people should be lined up and shot dead; they make everybody else lives miserables.
なんだきのうのスレ
韓国ゴリ押しするやつが湧いてめっちゃ荒れてたんだな
>>61769629
anyway, take ugly your country
