Thanks for the free holiday, brothers in faith.
DAPAT ANG MEYOR MUNA ANG MAUNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4
kantot
LA PERTAMAX GANGBANG KONTOL
LAS FILIPINAS SON ESPAÑOLAS
>>61743289
>Be chink
>Nothing
Dunno why they havent invaded yet when its easy cause most people are apathetic and our current leader has a hard-on for the Chinese.
>>61743289
What can they do when they all wanna separate
>>61743289
enter australia as a refugee and applying for citizenship isnt that really hard since my whole familia is already there.
>>61743289
Take me in, oh tender nippon, take me in for heaven's sake.
I swear Im not a snake, I just want to be part of populating Japan
>>61743289
Politicians will head to Chinkland with rage and get back in 1 or 2days with linning their large pockets.
>>61743289
Get help from the Japs.
>>61743205
Who knows?
>>61739090
I do play games too, but fuck you, you can't just play games by yourself if you want to make good ones.
>>61743289
Get called up to defend, watch as the Chinese fuck up an amphibous invasion in ways even the Soviet Union could not have imagined.
>>61743289
Finally my mandarin lesson will payoff
I will join either as a translator or a infiltrator. pointing out whos who
>>61743643
Don't be such a cocktease.
EXECUTION OF MAR ROXAS WHEN?
>fat
what did he mean by this?
>>61743944
>katulong tier face
>>61743742
I'm not slut like that. I just like to post my cuisine on here, but sometime I became a bit radical when you guys betrayed or lied to me.
>>61743686
China will probably just cut your water supply from Malaysia and also pay us to burn some forest
>>61744000
Those photos are your actual cooking?
>>61744088
Yes, most of them. Ramen wasn't mine though.
>>61743789
So this is yet another political shitfling
Such hypocrisy form dutdut
We are averaging 5 dead drug pushers per day.
WHEN WILL THIS STOP
>>61744305
>5 drug pushers a day
WE NEED 10
HE SHOULD ORDER TO KILL EVEN THE MINORS WHO ARE SQUATTERS DRUG PUSHERS
>>61744305
When we separate
I'M A CREEP
>>61744305
>War Freaks
is it because we always sound like we're angry?
>>61744425
I'M A WEIRDO
I COULD SMELL DANK WEED FROM THAT STRUCTURE ACROSS THE ROAD
DUTDUT DEATH SQUAD SHOULD STORM IT
>>61744499
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
>>61744533
I DON'T BELONG HERE
>>61744506
What would you do if you see a google maps streetview car? give me ideas /int/
>>61744544
>>61744533
>>61744499
>>61744425
AKO ANG HARI NG SABLAY!
>>61744574
you mean this?
>>61744604
what's that and what's written on it?
Hi /asean/! :3
How was your day? ^^
>>61744556
>streetview car
>come to my village
neva happen
>>61743789
love how Duterte does this when he himself uses the "file a fucking case" defense. Looks like we've all given up on judicial reform and a functioning court system. It's time for Duterte's justice now.
>>61744403
>let's divide a divided country
Watch Mindanao declare independence and Dudirty steal all of Luzon and Visayas' shekels when that happens.
>>61744628
Pretty gay
>>61744628
Boring as fuck, hari raya a shit.
>>61744652
Fuck off you rude cunt
Fucking Malingshits, I swear
>>61744635
That's probably the end goal to his historical injustice and righteous rebellion sentiment
Lets just worry about drugs addicts for now
>>61744628
You left for Eid and I felt lonely here :<
what a lonely holiday
>>61744634
>Looks like we've all given up on judicial reform and a functioning court system.
Freedom will be back in 6 months.
>>61744674
I just meant my day was pretty gay ;__;
>>61744633
Where is it? Are village life comfy?
>>61744687
>historical injustice and righteous rebellion
Buzzwords for treason
>>61744138
That's nice, do you live alone?
>>61744688
But I left you guys just for a short time!
>>61744703
Oh
Uhhh... Sorry.
>2nd day £ still not improving
wew, we are going to have a hard time building that house and paying for that condo the same time
>>61744736
kill yourself paimin
culturally speaking, is javanese culture literally a subset of malay culture? i can't tell the difference enlighten me
t. chink
>>61744075
Actually, that's funny because China is on extremely good relations with Singapore.
I wouldn't be too surprised if that happens though. Also Singapore already pays you Indons to burn your forests.
>>61744000
Check'em! Also post more yandere shigure.
>>61743990
kys
>>61744814
Not really.
We're culturally closer to Sundanese, Madurese, and Balinese.
>>61744708
>tfw my villege is governed by Tokyo so I introduce myself to outsiders I'M FROM TOKYO.
Summer climate is comfy in here, It won't over 30℃ much at least. But, life is fucking boring and there's no job so most young lads escape to Cities.
>>61744823
>chink country is on extremely good terms with another chink country
>>61744898
Is it humid or dry in Japan during summer?
Hot temperature is more bearable if it's dry, humid+hot is literal hell in my honest opinion.
>>61744898
Are there accommodations for visitors? If I ever had the chance, I'd love to visit the rural areas of Japan.
>>61744792
And the best part is the UK is leaving the EU possibly leaving its destruction in its wake. I admit my knowledge of the EU is rudimentary so to make you happy, I'll read up more about it and if it isn't as Farage makes it to be, I'll change my mind. Happy? I-I'm not doing this for you b-Baka >~<
>sharing land border with another asean country
>>61745016
>not sharing land border with PNG
Why not?
>>61745016
You can't build a wall without a land border :(
>>61744908
Please don't act surprised.
Singapore is literally on good terms with the world, to the point that most countries don't even comment of any human rights violations or shady trade deal with "pariah states".
I mean, we deal with Russia, Iran and fucking North Korea.
>>61745169
Tell me more about Nork-Sing dealings
>>61745169
>Singapore is literally on good terms with the banks
fixed
>>61745169
That's only because Singapore is irrelevant.
>>61745015
you're very tsun tsun Sakurahime :3
>>61744940
high humid in most place, but I'm living in highland so temperatire isn't so hot.
>>61744970
Yeah we have them, not many though. travelling rural area-like my home village- is hard to travel especially for foreigners lad. Some area don't have public transportation s and there's no english signs. I'll reccomend you to stay in towns or cities, at least areas which have stations or busstops.
>>61745322
>irrelevant
>coming from Indonesia
>>61745207
Not him, but we're allowed to visit NK without a visa. But we fucked them over recently by intercepting an arms shipment in singaporean port that was bound for NK. Thats off the top of my head
>>61745451
Would you recommend people to visit your village?
>>61745207
Gun runnings, mostly. I've stopped reading the news because it makes me want to kill myself. I know Singapore just trades with North Korea. And the Gazprom deal.
>>61745242
That goes with being the indispensible link in the chain that is the global stock market.
>>61745322
Singapore literally has trade agreements with the entire world. And could insult the USA into signing the TPP without taking ANY flak. (Nevermind the fact that Obama wanted to sign that piece of shit treaty to begin with).
>>61745518
Malaysia have the same deal n we also have nk work at our mines.
Check the news on mine explosion in Sabah/Sarawak few years ago. They were all nk.
>>61744305
>cheap fucks
delet
>>61744634
except dutdut has leads though
>>61746043
>>61746043
Best Korea is Best trade ally
>had 4 rounds of rendang, ketupat and kuah kacang.
>Constipation nearly an hour
>>61745637
We're eager for both residencial appicants and tourists to visit our village.
Our formar headman tried to recruit young people but nobady came to this shit forest.
>>61746250
Easy money laundering
Cheap worker(even cheaper than Bangla) with no regard over safety
Don't even show up in places like most foreign worker since they're watched by their own guard
Truly the best
>>61746353
>kuah kacang
what kind of nut fluid is that?
liquid nut?
>m gf's f w storm winds are picking up
>>61746406
Where is it, if you don't mind me asking?
>>61746411
its grinded nut can be cooked spicy or sweet
>>61746406
Do you have a miko?
>>61746454
she looks almost like my gf except mine is hotter
>>61746406
Also, do you like it there? If not, why haven't you moved yet?
>>61743789
>>61744282
Lacson disclosed that he already encountered the same information about 2 of the 5 generals during the 2016 elections campaign period.
http://www.rappler.com/nation/138726-ping-lacson-duterte-pnp-generals-drugs
Everyone's playing Pokemon GO now.
>>61746576
Is it any good?
>>61746666
not as good as that get
>>61746666
dunno, I have no plans to play
>>61746538
your gf is a dirty fucking spic m8
>>61746796
fuk you ur gf smokes & have fetal tumors
>>61746862
stop talking shit about my gf you fucking chink terrorist motherfucker
>>61744138
Hello, mister nippon. Have you read VEG and will KyoAni save anime again?
>>61746943
NO! my gf is pure & healthy REEEEEEEE
>>61747029
your gf fucks other guys you dumb FAGGOT
fucking pignoise
>>61747253
please don't be haram around our muslim friends
What's for dinner /asean/
>>61747253
Want some?
>>61746456
Hinohara-located in western Tokyo
population is only around 2000
Summer isn't so hot but fucking snow kill us on winter
>>61746512
>we only have kuma
>>61746550
I'm working as lumber jack in here and also have a family. Seeking new job and move to centre is tough.
>>61747553
Looks comfy as fuck.
>>61746125
Like everyone else
What a peaceful community you got there nipah~
>>61746570
That actually made it look more propaganda-ish
>>61744403
>>61744635
There's actually a lot of divisions
>>61746125
>leads
>The empty kahon-kahong evidence of Cuckyetano
Hello yes I like Manila
Do you liek manila?
>>61747553
If you ever open your doors to foreign migrants, I'll be there in a heartbeat.
>>61747663
Yeah, this is really comfy place
>but no job
>no train
>>61746411
Satay dippings paste.
>>61747827
I want want to marry some locals, even if we are stuck there for decades.
I wouldnt mind having boring agri work
>>61747720
Separation...soon..
>>61747553
>lumberjack
Nice try, but i dont believe you. I bet you are a fucking ninja in that remote village
>>61747897
I remember they were trying to hire people to become ninja but I was past the age requirement ;_;
Haven't returned to the Philippines in 8 years.
I sit true that Dutdut is a filthy gommie?
![13937[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yaducFx.jpg "13937[1].jpg")
>>61747827
Do you like Shingen Takeda?
>>61747994
Yes. What are you doing in the US?
>>61748020
Degree than post-grad.
>>61747028
>VEG
What's that? Visual Novel or something?
I was hoping Kyoani is going to make Anime of Rewrite
>but oh that shit
>>61748258
>Rewrite
I meant violet evergarden , anon-dono.
>KyoAni adapting titles that aren't theirs.
I doubt they want to share the monies they get making anime
why are 4chan peenoise such reddit-tier retarded? excluding me, of course. i don't browse that shithole of a website
>>61747764
>>61747886
many people say so
>but I know nobody will come
>>61748009
I don't know much about him but I like that word
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE NZ DOING DANCING LIKE CAVEMEN DURING A BASKETBALL GAME
>>61748766
they always do that even in other sports
>>61748323
Is that lightnovel published by Kyoani?
We can get Kyoani novels only from their website, I've never seen them in bookstores.
Kyoani is dead
They won't make anime like CLANNAD and Hyoka anymore.
>>61748766
It's a throwback to their abo origins, white NZ tend to do it as well as they have been hit in the head too much
>>61745408
S-Shut up 0////0
>>61748766
Haka
I think Flips are going to get rekt by 20 pts by these NZ cause they are shook by the physicality
>>61748799
Clannad is one of those feels meme, so i'd prefer if they don't replicate them. Real men don't show feels
any live stream link?
>>61748971
raep dance
>>61748995
Don't have TV?
BASED JEFF CHAN OUR GUY with meme 3s
>>61749037
i'm currently wagecucking myself right now
>>61747836
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/373637/money/companies/jollibee-to-export-homegrown-brands-to-malaysia-indonesia
When will this happen?
>>61749070
http://www.vipleague.tv/basketball/397557/1/phillipines-vs-new-zealand-live-stream-online.html
>>61749070
Me too. When will our wagecuck life ends?
>>61749101
If you guys try to share ownership with the chink owner.
You guys should tone it down a little 2bh
why are we even competing on a sport where we don't have any advantages whatsoever I mean just looking at our team having mostly niggers and flip with bule blood is a sight to roll your eyes with
>>61749113
thanks mang!
>>61749114
probably not in the near future
>>61747836
that looks nice desu
will it give me cancer like Indomie?
>>61749172
Have you seen the canada team? lmao
>>61747553
You are living in hinohara? I'm living in the vicinity of your home senpai
>>61749183
Burger is tastier than Bigmac which around the same price range
>>61749172
cant wait for Kobe and Jordan on our team for the next FIBA tourn
>>61749183
Yes and hypertension
>>61749251
Are you living in Tama area or Yamanashi?
btw, w why are you posting that yandere pic to me?
>>61749354
He wants your dick.
>>61749251
>>61749354
If I ever find myself in Japan, can you show me around?
>>61749354
I'm from tama area hinohara senpai
There's a beautiful falls at there, isn't it?
>yandere
I'm just posting a cute pic anon.
5 fouls in 4 mins, 8 mins left
Its over
>>61749535
Which one of you is the cute Yandere chef?
>>61749464
>plz spend money in this shit village instead
>>61749535
You mean falls of Hossawa? It's beautiful in winter, yandere kun.
>>61748546
They hate separation there in reddit.
Blue pilled as fuck
>Your highschool sweet heart is pregnant
wat do?
>>61749535
>This frozen falls
>>61749744
I take that as a yes?
>>61749813
Why did I marry the shittiest Amagami and not true best girl.
>>61749736
I am the yandere chef senpai
>>61749837
Looks cool anon
How cold in winter at there?
>>61749744
>>61749251
What is Japanese school like? Is it like the ones you see in the animus, Hirohito-kun?
>>61749264
just get the looney toons, we'll be Space Jamming this shit
>>61749965
Why is she sniffing her pit?
>>61749965
I agree, Kaoru is best girl the way she rode that dick was best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wN6w4_1G90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcvAY_9UoaU
>>61749967
Make me a Sammich :3
>>61749813
I'm actually kind of interested how families handle teenage pregnancies in Japan
>>61750149
Probably a slap from the father for how irresponsible she is. unless that's a stereotype.
>>61750275
That's pretty mild
>>61749967
average lowest tempeture in winter is around -4 or 5℃. Sometime we have small avalanche.
>>61749986
Depends on area
For example, my elementary school was like Hinamizawa without crazy incidents.
>>61750149
They make the daughter commit sepuku, you know, typical japanese parents
>>61750149
>The vast majority (or, approximately 99%) of women who carry pregnancies to term in Japan are married
I guess they wouldn't be so accepting, since there are a lot of them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childbirth_in_Japan#Pregnancy_behaviors_and_beliefs
>>61750370
That looks like the dilapidated school in Non Non Biyori.
>>61750421
This desu
Samurais must discharge their seppuku duty
>>61750370
>>61750481
Anon must be living in bumfuck nowhere, my school is a lot modern than that and I live in the hobbit shires
>>61750488
>MUH HONOR
>>61750063
I've read the EU immigration agenda from a 22 paged report. Quotas are only implied through considering a member state's GDP and capabilities when the EU wants to resettle migrants. There is also a push towards countering immigrant smuggling operations and the usual tone of "we must take in migrants". Although the concern of immigrants who refused to integrate is raised, this isn't really given much precedence. Most of the report can be seen as how the EU will take in immigrants. An interesting mention of the principle of "non refoulment". Footnote 23 defines this as, "a principle of international law, endorsed by the Charter of fundamental rights, according to which a person must not be returned to a place where there is a serious risk of death penalty, torture or inhuman or degrading
treatment." What this may imply based on the EU's definition of this is that a refugee who commit crimes might possibly not be deported under this definition. The place where they came from presents the very risks outlined in that definition. Apart from this, the report also argues why the EU needs the migrants. Overall, the EU wants to welcome refugees and intends to put into place a system that would enable this end with minimal loss of migrant life.
>>61750063
Link: http://ec.europa.eu/dgs/home-affairs/what-we-do/policies/european-agenda-migration/background-information/docs/communication_on_the_european_agenda_on_migration_en.pdf
>>61750125
Sorry senpai, I don't have any hams or cheese right now. Instead, I made toasts for you.
Bread is made in my restaurant and jelly is my original homemade tomato jelly.
>I love being my boyfriend’s dirty little slut. While I’m at work during the day he’ll text me orders, like to go into the bathroom and send him a picture of me fingering myself. It drives me crazy and I’m always ready to have sex the minute we both get home.
>>61750703
Oh...nicely done. My mom is constantly forcing me to help her cook. Ever since I got her to take me to a place with nasi Lemak for lunch one day, she had been consistently asking me to actually make one...I guess I'll show you if I ever got down to making it though my mom's gonna do most of the work anyways :3
>>61750481
>>61750530
>tfw my old school closed and integrated to another school
Fate of hinterland
>>61750703
You own a restaurant?
>>61751113
No, I'm just at restaurant as cook.
I hope I can own my restaurant someday.
>>61751225
are you a girl? there's a manga with similar settings
![kotonoba-drive-5573553[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N3gD67c.jpg "kotonoba-drive-5573553[1].jpg")
it's this one
OH GOD JUST 5 POINT LEAD OF NZ In 9 more mins
>>61751319
JUST 2
>>61750954
Helping your mommy's cooking was good for you then. You'll show me that?
Ok, I'll wait for you. I'll wait.
>>61751318
Author of Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou? It was great manga.
>>61751396
Yes, I am bound to help my mom with it anyways.
>>61751573
Goodboy brit san
I know you are the kind gentleman
>>61751548
yes, it's probably my favourite
shame it had to end
>>61749967
Help, I think I love Yanderes
I hate all of you. You guys disgust me. Selamat hari ray maaf zahir dan batin.
00
Why do Chink girls like to wear really short shorts?
>>61751786
help for what?
Any other good games recently /asean/?
>>61751827
Because it's hot as an oven here. I ain't complaining since I get to see some nice thighs
sleepy wagecuck sleep now you have to wake up 3 am
>>61751695
You'll cook for me one day so it's only fair that I can cook something for you in return
>>61751888
>3am
I hope Portugal wins
TSUUUUUUUUUU
>>61751343
Is it done? What's the final score?
>>61751870
not your pic that's for sure.
>>61751907
OK
I can't wait to serve you my cuisine. I have to study more about cooking for (You).
>>61751936
89-80
we got rekt so bad choking at the end
>>61752108
But you are a chef :3
>>61752266
Well, I'm not head cook yet so I want you to show my leader chef look..........
>first, I'll tear up that fat chef's throat and take his position
>>61751319
Nagito murder intensifies
>>61751854
Post moar
>>61752531
WHY
>>61752477
I-Is he Italian?
>>61752671
No, he is Japanese.
He molested me sometime thus this is good opportunity for me........I finally get the reason to kill that pig..............I'll murder him and make soup and pasta with his flesh and bone FOR YOU.
>LITERALLY LOST TO FUCKING MAORIS
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE LADS, WHY IS OUR COUNTRY SO KEKY
All this yandere shit makes me sad that whenever I search for something yandere, it always come out about yandere simulator, male yandere and badly written stories about yandere. Fuck this shit.
>>61752922
Lmao. WE fail at everything.
More reason to seperate from Imperial Manila.
>>61752922
Niggerball cucks gonna get pissed
>>61752907
Couldn't you just lodge a police report?
>>61752922
>During the last FIBA central board meeting in Geneva last month, Pangilinan said FIBA people themselves suggested Team Phl to just play with Blatche.
>“That’s the winning suggestion as the arrangement with Jordan is complicated because he’s an active NBA player. We have to get the approval of himself, his father, his team the Los Angeles Lakers and the NBA. We have to go through everything and after that, FIBA may clear only one,”
I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY ONLY 1 PLAYER, WHEN CLARKSON IS DUAL CITIZEN
I SWEAR REST OF THE WORLD IS SCARED OF THE POTENTIAL
>>61753056
Yandere is so overrated. Tsundere is the best.
>>61753368
Tsundere is the shittiest anon. It's like you are okay getting abused constantly by someone half the person you are.
>>61753206
Police won't do nothing for me. I don't like them.
Anyway, I'm happy to talk with you on 4chan, don't go away from /asean/ birt san. If you disappeared from here, I'LL GO TO YOUR HOUSE DIRECTLY.
Why is the jap calling Malaysia Brit?
>>61753541
I might dissappear for a while I think
>>61753607
If you squint really hard, the Malay flag looks like the UK flag
>>61753482
>abused constantly
Those are just comedic effects. Notice that only rom-com has those kind of tsundere? The real tsundere can be seen in serious romance genre, not the shitty harem rom-com one.
>>61753607
sakurahime
>>61753740
Explain?
>>61753733
In real romance there's no such thing as tsundere. Even if there is she will constanly make fun of you. Also abuse doesn't mean getting hit. Verbal abuse is also a thing.
Left or right? One of these girls is 13 and the other 20 so you have 50:50 chance to get to prison.
>>61753888
Left one looks younger, I choose left.
>>61753654
Really? I will grow lonely when you leave.
>But no problem, I embed you my special GPS so we can meet each other easily anytime
>>61753888
>One of these girls is 13 and the other 20 so you have 50:50 chance to get to prison.
L-L-Left?
>>61753954
but but left has boobs... she no longer child.
>>61753956
Just kidding. Show me a pic when you finally taken revenge on your head chef
>>61754131
that's what they want you to think.
>>61753888
It doesnt matter who I choose
There's a need of four trustworthy men before getting me into prison. Testimony of women is not accepted.
>>61754131
Don't be an idiot anon. You look at the face not the boobs. The face on the left looks younger and the eyevrows are thinner. There's also the fact that tge poster post 13 than 20 going from left to right as it is habitual for humans to do that. I could also be wrong so whatever.
>>61753888
Threesome. I don't give a fuck like my homeboy Muhammad
>>61754140
d don't make fun of me brit san~
I'm relieved now :3
>>61754280
Based sharia law
>>61754327
I heard a K-Pop star got in trouble in Malaysia for hugging a 10 year old girl at a concert.
I thought Malaysians were better than Arabs.
>>61753888
But im not a lesbian
>>61754378
No, the girl got in trouble for hugging a Kpop star.
>>61754378
Yes...that actually happened. There's quite a backlash against the Fundie muslims because of it.
>>61754432
The fuck?
That's even worse.
>>61754463
Oh shit...this is what happened >>61754432
>>61754378
It was the dumbest thing I've heard too. The people who made a huge deal of this was actually 90% old islamic men. I don't care about muslim stuff but whatever. Anyway a lot of people protested that decision if that means anything...
And also this>>61754432
The group name is B1A4 btw
