Vladimir Putin's real name is Veli Demir Potin. He is from Cemisgezek, a village in Tunceli in Turkey.
He is secretly a Muslim and on his fathers side comes from Seyh Pir and on the mothers side comes from Arnold Sivastanegezer. His secret mission is to turn Russia into an Islamic country and has been sent there by the late Emperor Abdulhamid Han II.
>>61742546
Can you back up these claims?
But I thought he is a german agent...
Voldemar Putinshen
>>61742546
>Said the shitskin lover german
actually his real name is Włodzimierz Płucień and he was born in a Polish family of famed cobblers his only dream in life was to make magnificent shoes for the world's elite but the commies handpicked him to become an agent in West Germany
>>61742546
wtf? i hate russians now
How the fuck do you read ł?
His real name is Vladimir Vladić and he is from Smiljani village in Croatia. His secret mission is to destroy Serbia via psy ops and make Russia a catholic country.
>>61742546
He's CIA you dipsticks. His name is Victor Palin and he's from Paris, Idaho
His real name is Vladimiros Poutinis
and he is a Greek agent
His goal is to re-create the Byzantine empire.
>>61742915
Deus vult! Long live Poutine Kōnstantînos!
>>61742915
The most plausible tbqh
>>61743015
hes white tho
how can he be greek
>>61743038
He reemerged from a cave after the collapse of the Ottoman empire.
His real name is Vincent Poutine, all he wants to do is play hockey
>>61742546
My uncle said that he was actually from the same village in Mexico as him, his name used to be Valdemar Patiño.
>>61743038
Greeks are white
I am a Greek
>>61742546
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>>61743260
Kek
>>61742546
Vladimir Putin's real name is Vlad Putină. He is from Spermezeu,a village in Bistrița Năsăud in Romania.
He is secretly a Romanian Nationalist and on his fathers side comes from Vlad Tepes and on the mothers side comes from Arnold Șvaițăr-Negru. His secret mission is to make Romania great again and recreate the Dacian Empire and has been sent there by the late Emperor Decebal
>>61742767
Like Portuguese "u"
Case in point: Lódz (something like új)
>>61742546
His real name is Vlado Putkov and he is born in the village of Pishurka.
>>61742546
Vladimir Putin's real name is Vladimir Putain. He's a french transsexual prostituting his ass in bois de Boulogne.
>>61742784
allou yoba eto ti?
>>61742546
His real name is Valdemar Poulsen. He was sent by the late Norwegian King Olav V to spy on the Russian women's cross-country team.
>>61742546
Your face Veli means brother in Finland.
KAMPFSTIL TUNCELI
ATMIS IKI KURDY
>>61745042
Almanya Federal Cumhuriyeti?
>>61742606
Dammit Poland it's easier to read Russian than your babble
I mean I know how to pronounce that but it took me at least a full 30 seconds to get it right
His real name is Vladimire Putainé.
He is a french insurgent that tries to achieve greatest goal in french history - to make WW3 happen and surrender.
>>61742546
Alhamdulillah. May Allah make Russia great again.
