I'm a toddler of a man Edition
https://youtu.be/OG83qBuQ_A8
I luv /cum/
this is a good thread
>cousin graduates high school next year
What the fug, she still seems like a little girl to me
Small tits and big ass are the best
Olá tudo bem?
Blue= Province/Territory you currently live in.
Green= Provinces/Territories you have been to.
Red= One province/territory you want to go to.
i hate this banner tbqh
>Small tits and big ass are the best
On the toilet. Constipated and profusely sweating from the humidity.
Don't end up like me.
>>61735064
I like it
Goes to show how popular our pseudo culture is
>>61735077
Damn right.
Small tits and ass are the best.
I don''t like Easter spamming, but some of those new toads are pretty cool.
>>61735142
hero who lives long enough to see himself become the villain 2bhwyf
watching some cfl football
>>61735142
NPC
>>61735111
>pseudo culture
cuck
mexico has one of the strongest cultures on this planet, be proud of it instead of gobbling up what you read on this mongolian cave painting site
>>61735123
He uses my OC sometimes, he must have every single one ever posted
>>61735148
True
Big tits and small ass are the best
>>61735213
k y s
>>61735207
Mexico is a lie.
>>61735213
Nah
Small tits and big ass are the best
>>61735207
>muh aztecs!
>muh mayans!
>muh rich history of getting cucked by diseased Spaniards, French (of all people) and Americans!
>>61735270
This
I have to do things tommorow. I want another day to shitpost. Please god
I also prefer small tits and big ass.
>>61734894
>I think a good ass is Sasha Grey's.
Sasha already makes an ass of herself. She's either shrieking about dicks or gagging on dicks. Clara Morgane is more subtle and the one Dutch olympian-turned-pornstar has a better ass, but Holly Michaels and Faye Reagan are both great.
>>61735308
Nice taste
>>61735276
>caring
>>61735308
I prefer everything.
Especially unrealistic expectations.
I prefer anything with tentacles desu
>>61735396
Well, let's not stop there.
>>61735374
I'm unaware tbqh pham
>>61735396
this is the correct answer
I'm into women.
>>61735278
Canadaddy!
desu I would stick my dick inside of a vagina
>>61735514
everyone!!
Bully him, he's into women!
BOOOOOO
>>61735514
Same
>>61735523
Lord almighty.
>>61735514
I'm into men.
>>61735514
>>61735523
lmao what does ''artistically speaking'' even means?
>>61735597
Nothing in that context.
>>61735597
it means this, meximan
Test
>>61735514
Good for you
The day of the rope was so close. We almost had it
>>61735597
Imagine Michelangelo getting sent an art request every 30 seconds.
>>61735514
Kys pls
>>61735618
hahaha I was there
how do i become american if im canadian
>>61735514
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>61735664
How on Earth do I break the news to Doomguy?
>>61735646
I don't understand.
>>61735514
Fucking faggot
>>61735703
I bet you're a fucking systems engineer.
>>61735689
>>61735757
seems insufficient.
>>61735514
hi mexidaddy :D
>hi mexidaddy :D
>>61735798
Excuse me?
>>61735797
i have a degree i swear
hi
>>61735845
I said hiiii mexidaddy
>>61735177
Letterkenny is fucking great. New TBP.
>tfw no one to throw a super soft party for
Is Patreon legit? Or are the numbers shown lies?
>>61735881
I don't understand
Got two steel reserves for tonight, dudes
>>61735866
There's no need to introduce yourself, you can post at will
>>61735900
Shut up, and support me, bitch.
>>61735866
hello
tired of feeling nothing 2bqh, gonna have to order some xtc.
>>61735866
Hallo
>>61735863
So did Ted Bundy.
You Goddamn Murderer.
>>61735952
I want to know because I don't want to be the only loser supporting these sluts
>>61735987
if im to order pizza from a franchise, what would be the most american franchise to order from?
will i need to know this for the citizenship test?
>>61735968
I'm suffering, my life is lacking weed.
Why are you calling me daddy? that's creepy
>>61736029
You don'y dont order Pizza from a franchise, btw pizza does not exist outside New York
>>61735664
I thought Canada was just so much better than the US, though, or was I mistaken?
>>61736029
Pizza Hut
Not my favorite of the big franchises, but still good
>>61736054
what on earth
>>61736058
i live in canada's america, so calm down
>>61736067
is stuffed crust any good
>>61736054
Cuck
>>61736085
If it's only for yourself stuffed crust can be a bit much. But it's decent with marinara sauce
>>61736009
please don't support talentless people. But yeah, the number shown in Patreon is the total donation amount per month
>>61735723
Good guess, tbhwy.
>>61736054
>btw pizza does not exist outside New York
The pizza-containment field should now include NJ and Philadelphia.
>>61736052
I don't think you'd mind in another circumstance (:
>>61736085
Well Canadians seem to be desperate to brag about stuff like FREE SHIT LMAO
And there are chains like Jet's and Donato's that don't operate in Canada IIRC, so those are truly American chains
Stuffed crust isn't very good either
>>61736029
Is this a trick question?
Walmart.
Go back to Maine, where you goddamn Canadians belong.
>>61736135
Thanks bud
The people I'm thinking of donating to make some quality content
Otherwise I'm on the same page as you and i don't like to support talentless people.
>>61736132
>But it's decent with marinara sauce
Like a bit o' 'go 'za.
>>61736136
All the pizza I've had from NJ was pretty disgusting
>playing a game
>friend is chewing in mic and its on auto talk so everybody can hear it
>he stops
>never talks on mic again
am I an asshole?
>>61736164
>I found you on 4chan
>>61736219
Since you had to ask, Yes.
>>61736164
You're a woman, right?
>>61736219
yes
>>61735937
okay thanks!
>>61735955
>>61735976
hi!!!
Does anyone live in Nunavut?
Wtf happens here? Is there any arable soil or is it just ice and wildlife?
>>61736132
noted thx
>>61736178
yeah we dont get free shit here btw, no neetbux like europe
>>61736192
east coast is not for me familia
>she has daddy issues
>>61736249
Post your thing and make the janny mad
Easter?
>>61736214
Keep /ck/ in /ck/.
>>61736255
Yes.
We fight the Ice for arable soil.
Sometimes.
There is always Ice and Wildlife.
Also, Commercial vehicles transporting things.
>>61736214
kys
worse forced meme ever
>>61736279
Very nice bud
>>61736322
>we
>>61736279
>>61736314
Both are ugly
>>61736255
only natives live there, lots of snow and grassland
theres pretty much fucking nothing
*starts jerking off*
>>61736216
Where at? I've never had pizza around Jersey City, but Medford takeout wasn't bad.
>>61736247
Yeah i'm an attention whore I guess
>>61736344
Even worse it's a boring fetish
>>61736304
Hey, quick question. I almost told my Indian doctor to go suck an eight armed dick. How would that have went over?
>>61736311
Keep yourself in /lgbt/ fag
>>61736274
Don't you guys brag about "free" healthcare?
>>61736274
Don't you dare try to feint your way into Minnesota you goddamn Poutine sucking Frenchmen.
>>61736345
wendigos?
>>61736286
What?
Got work tomorrow, lads
>>61736355
Do you have daddy issues?
>>61736354
I dont remember any place in particular, I havent spent much time in New Jersey recently
>>61736341
>fag
the assassination of osama bin laden was a mistake
>>61736355
Should've said that since the beginning
I'd pound your pussy like a mad dog if I had the chance
>>61736376
Fuck off fag
Quebec>Minnes*ta
call me papi
>>61736386
They're everywhere, bud.
>>61736230
>>61736248
people are too sensitive
>>61736367
/wsr/ing a drawing of eight armed dick
>>61736331
Don't care, Chicago-style pizza is terrible.
>kys
Choke on a curd you fat Minnesotan aspie.
>>61736417
Not even trying to be American at this point.
Go back to Pissconsin where you belong.
>>61736447
no
Fuck the pain away
>>61736452
Do Natives actually believe in these things?
>>61736369
i believe thats a meme
>>61736376
i am anglo i swear
hello
>>61736471
Kys bitchboy
And fuck your state full of homos
>>61736463
it is garbage but cancerous memes are even worse
Alright, I need sum opinions.
Chicago girls vs. NYC girls?
>>61736463
That's a Coastal term you non-American.
It means "kill your self" like you say to yourself everyday because you live in Wisconsin.
>>61736510
I just made a post about you.
maple man yuo are mi best frend
>>61736523
Do you prefer fat black bitches or spoiled white bitches?
>>61736523
Swedish girls
t. Muhammad Alberto Syrian
>HE
Night, motherfuckers.
See you sometime in the next two months.
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
>>61736523
Idk NYC girls makes me think of hot blonde chicks
But Chicago reminds me of girls like Jennifer Connelly
Keep in mind I haven't been to either city so my post is pretty much nonsense
>>61736619
big fan of these posts desu
>>61736530
>It means "kill your self" like you say to yourself everyday because you live in Wisconsin.
What it really means is that you're autistic. I hear this term IRL and it makes me cringe.
>>61736619
8/10
Still fun after the 10th time, but lost some of its charm.
Great.
>>61736619
g'day m8
slip a prawn on the barbie for me will ya?
>>61736646
Go fly a kite
>>61736619
Dude I'm gonna stomp your head on the ground if you keep calling me that
I am in agreement with that post
>>61736548
i tink canda is mad
i hop not
I went back
I'm in Mexico atm posting from my phone
kinda want a vita desu
>>61736816
I only play lumines anymore desu
>>61736548
pls answer canda
>>61736808
Don't be a dick, pajeet isn't hurting anyone
>>61736779
Are you high, son?
>watching anime
>start browsing 4chan
>remember I don't speak japanese and don't understand what they're saying
>have to rewind
>>61736903
No I'm not
I only get to post with the Mexican flag when I use Wifi but I'm using my mobile data so it still has me posting under the US flag
Name a comfier movie
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676914
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676914
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676914
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676914
>>61736957
>>61736957
>never going to live in the 50's
>>61736980
Do it if you don't mind feeling like an absolute shit and sleeping all day tomorrow.
>>61736997
took 125 mg last night lmao
>>61736619
Chuck a skid, uleh
>>61736957
Is that Stand by Me?
>you will never find a dead body and poke it with a stick
>>61736957
>>61736957
Rain Man
>>61736952
Where exactly are you and what are you doing in Mexico?
>>61737013
Finding a dead body isn't that great
t. personal experience
>>61737042
What happened?
>>61736957
is pretty good
>>61736983
Post the good one.
>>61736991
>tfw you weren't born a boomer growing up in 50s America
I'm jealous of my grandpa who was born in the late 30s (not boomer, I know) and he spent the prime of his life drag racing beefed up Chevy cars
>>61736980
Don't stop until you see spiders on your walls
>>61737009
Took 150mg yesterday here. Let's say that today was a rough day to be alive. Benadryl is fun during the first hour, gives you a mad orgasm if you fap, but the the sedative effects just become unbearable, then you fall asleep for the next 12 hours. Then when you wake up you feel like shit and like sleeping for another 15 hours,
>>61737042
I'm not the edgy kind of person, I just feel like it'd be somewhat rewarding in a way.
>>61737073
No way you are being serious
wow people are callous pieces of shit remind me to never expect anything more from those barely evolved apes
>>61737107
I think it's story time
>>61737107
Wat happned?
haha down the hatch
>>61737091
i don't sleep anymore if i don't take twice the recommended dose
>>61737060
I will greentext it for you
>be around 12 years old
>at the lake house in up-province qc for vacation
>mom and brother brining grandma back to ottawa
>just me and dad
>we go into the lake to play a game we had made up involving getting a ball through the wickets of the wharf which was under construction
>get in the water
>see something floating a ways away
>it seems to be pink and blue
>think it's a floaty toy and maybe we can play with it
>swim over to it
>it's the dead, bloated body of our neighbour who i've known for my entire life
>just kind of look at it in disbelief
>she's been in the water for some time and is all distended and grotesque
We called the authorities and the Sûreté came and took care of it.
Apparently she had been cleaning her boat, lost her footing and got pinned between her boat and her wharf and drowned. Eventually her body got free and just started floating around.
Wasn't fun.
That cat looks so funny and adorable.
>>61737142
Benadryl creates a strong tolerance after a while but also destroys your liver and eyesight.
>>61737152
Wew, that sucks
>>61737152
holy shit
>>61737170
by the way i don't really get the side effects you mentioned. it makes me sleep, maybe a bit of a high feeling but I feel fine in the morning
>>61737152
>house by a lake
>her boat
Serves her right for being a bourgeois scum
>>61737188
Yeah, it was really sad because our grandma who was being taken back to Ottawa had known her for like 50 years and was just talking to her the day before. Sometimes shit just goes wrong and you get yourself killed. The neighbour who drowned was always nice to me
>>61737152
Sounds like an everyday story to me 2bh
>>61737214
Try having a wank during the first ''high'' it gives you in the first hour after the ingestion of the pills. The orgasm is heavenly.
>>61737217
>not owning multiple boats
>>61737158
Damn right
>>61737069
Not a fan
>>61737223
How many dead bodies does a Mexican stumble across in an average week?
Holy shit aussies
>just shaved
>rubbing my hand around my neck and cheek absentmindedly
>notice a bit of hair
>tfw I just want to wake up next to the scent of a woman
>>61737297
Lavender or Lavender + vanilla is the best scent for girls. Prove me wrong
>>61737297
>>61737271
It lacks focus but it's still fun for the general spectacle.
>>61737297
>>61737297
what do they smell like
>>61737287
aboslutley based
>>61737073
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_from_Another_World
>>61737350
Every girl smells different, depends on what kind of perfume they use, shampoo, personal hygiene etc
>>61737287
>tfw this includes you OC
jeeze I feel like I stay hungover for the entire day after drinking
it really sucks, im not used to this
>>61737297
>>61737350
Like men. It is not like your favorite anime.
i want to insult a canadian
>>61737379
You sound like a grill
a-a-are you a grill???
>>61737394
You got to eat big that night and drink water. Helps a lot.
>>61737402
Nope, but I've had a few girlfriends. Some smelt better than others
>>61737400
You don't even have to insult them when they post pathetic shit like >>61737402
Are we all roaches to him?
>>61737350
Well the girl I'm into smells like heaven
She laid on my bed the other day and I was literally just laying in bed and taking in the scent she left behind.
It's dangerous tbqh, the scent of a pretty woman can make even the strongest of men fall on their knees
>>61737297
>>61737444
lol wtf?
>>61737426
no bully
>>61737394
How old are you? I'm 26 and the hangovers are noticeably worse these past few years
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I BUY LIQUOR
>it's an /r9k/ episode
>>61737488
>being a child
lel
>>61737396
Are you sure of the gender youve been waking up next to?
>tfw just quit smoking
>someone lights up a fresh smoke right near me
>that glorious smell
>>61737488
>tfw the liquor store that closes the latest near me closes at 11pm and there's a bus stop where all the black people heckle you for money
>>61737497
>20
>child
Who /cyborg/ here?
i should've never left robothood
>>61737506
You are right. Better drink my own piss to be safe.
>>61737523
I only browsed /r9k/ back in like 2012 for the greentext story threads
>>61737512
yes?
>>61737512
You're still in short pants lmao
Need a gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-j6-9KYhhY
HE WENT IN
What a load of fucking horse shit.
Nowadays you can't jerk off to anyone relatively cute becuase they all turn out to be fucking dudes. It was a very dark place after masturbating to pic related and finding out that, that indeed is not a female. I would like to send condolences to myself and my parents. And I should have done more research.
When did this world became so degenerate, /cum/?
>>61737466
dubs and trips confirm
Trudeau is the puppetmaster and is just pulling our strings.
>>61737444
>count your days gringos and beaners
>The leaf day will soon come
>people unironically want to be associated with freaks who cut out their own nuts in sexual desperation then chicken out and gorilla glue their nutsack back together
>>61737512
fuck off kid
t. 22
>>61737579
>after masturbating to pic related and finding out that, that indeed is not a female
>>61737579
The lips and its look and being an asian camewhore should have gave it away.
>>61737585
He tried putting it back after he cut them out?
>>61737619
That is actually from chile.
>janny banning anime now
kc tire
>>61737647
based janny
anime is cancer
>>61737631
he opened his scrotum, took one out, then put it back in and glued the slit shut
did you not see it? it was spread over every board
>based janny
>anime is cancer
>>61737470
24, I hear they get worse with age. I just felt like Ive had a flu all day and my body is sore
