Why aren't you moving to the USA /int/?
I don't want to be shot.
Faggots
>>61724657
My family would found out that Im doing gay porn.
Canada
Norway
Better.
>>61724759
getting shot isn't that bad
>>61724829
Puta?
>>61724980
Yo calling me puta?
>>61724657
No guarantee of a high paying job
>>61724759
This shit is why every European "man" is an effeminate twink. If you don't get shot at least 2-3 times a year growing how are you supposed to learn how to be a real man?
>>61724657
I like my country, it is ok.
>>61724759
this doesn't happen that much
I haven't met my American wife yet
No citizenship gibs
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL.
>>61727469
You're a cute poster but 50% of austrians are nazis so you might not be cute
>>61728064
he's straight, don't bother
>>61724657
>wanting to loose freedoms
Depending on the state, it's even harder to get guns in america than in france.
You also have stupid laws on alcohol. I went there when I was 19 and couldn't get into bars.
And your food is disgusting, everything tastes too sweet, even the fucking bread tasted like pastry.
Oh and I guess healthcare is nice.
>>61728114
Yeah so what?
>>61728379
GRENOBLE
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>>61727963
ill just go to Canada instead then
>>61728399
What happens in Grenoble?
>>61728416
>tfw obama's father was a manwhore who lied about being already married when he married obama's mother
>>61728768
Whatever you want to, I'm not picky
>>61724759
>euro cuck afraid of getting a boo-boo
Europe is dying and deserves it
>>61724889
We're awful. USA is much better place to move.
>>61728986
No, you're not. Multiculturalism is Canada's identity. That's awesome.
>>61728986
Yeah, but Canada is definitely isn't shit. You guys really need to get liberal cucks out of office.
>>61724657
Because Trump´s rise basically confirms that a significant portion of americans hate mexicans.
>>61729074
>>61729109
Trust me. USA is MUCH better. We're poorer and living in a frozen shithole with expensive food and videogames. Go to America.
>>61729152
Stfu, you're perfect.
>>61728064
Flip a coin.
>>61729152
no
>>61729152
But your country has potential to be fucking cool
>>61728833
I'm into vore
>>61729121
A significant portion is Mexican.
I have no interest in moving into the colonies of United Kingdom
>>61729191
>>61729220
>>61729239
We don't even have culture. America is rife with culture.
>>61729152
>expensive food
where do you live, fucking nunavut?
>>61729325
Hell, with PM like this, who could complain?
>>61729121
As a Trump supporter, I don't hate real Mexicans and I don't even hate real mexican americans. I just want to get rid of the smelly leeches that come here illegally and demand free shit
>>61729280
Self hating mexicans is nothing new, you should see how many mexicans are quick to defend our goverment everytime the fuck something up.
>>61724657
I don't have a job offer there that pays enough to make moving there worth it when I already own a home in Vancouver.
>>61724759
>OMG, you've really never been shot before?
>Awww, Anon, that's so sweet. You're like an innocent little kid.
>No, of course it doesn't make you "less of a man".
>Hey, come on, stop crying... some people just mature slower than others.
>>61729240
how do you play out that shit? you can't go around eating people
>>61729356
Shh all food is that expensive in Canada
murika is not that bad if you get to live in a famous big city. but rural areas seem to have nothing to do.
>>61729074
>That's awesome.
it's a fucking meme
>>61729511
"but rural areas seem to have nothing to do."
>get drunk
>hunt dear
>shop at walmart
>go camping
>cook moonshine
>watch a man ride a bucking bull
>watch a clown get mauled by a bull
>square dance in a barn
>grow crops
>drive a tractor
>ride a horse
>buy a truck
>go off-roading
>fire guns
>prep for doomsday catastrophes
>go to curch
>speak in tongues
>dance with poisonous snakes in church
>hunt city-slickers who are lost
>cook meth
>swim in above ground pools
>tip cows
>go to a beauty pageant
>sing songs about trucks
>sing songs about dirt roads
>ruin a cheerleader's promising future by impregnating her in high school
>sing songs about country girls in tight jeans
>protest outside abortion clinics
>bang rural sloots
>bang relatives
>abandon unwanted children
>>61729432
>you can't go around eating people
Don't you try to stifle me, Jãco
>>61729949
This list might confuse an unaware person into thinking there are things to do in rural America. But I guarantee you that the only real thing to do in rural America is to get wasted on cheap beer and whiskey every night while watching TV on your DirecTV dish or whatever because nobody ever ran any fucking cable to your shithole.
t. American
>>61727469
I didn't know Austria still existed
>>61730101
This is 100% accurate. Throw in the occasional day of fishing/durr huntin'.
>>61729965
>Jãco
This isn't a name in any language
>>61724657
Please don't come here. Brazilians expats are some of the most insufferable people I've had to interact with. Especially your "upper class". Fuck off we're full.
>>61730330
I added the ~ for effect. Jaco is a name though.
>>61729949
>>buy a truck
too random man
>>61730391
make me :)
>>61730428
>effect
that thing changes the pronunciation you know
>>61730101
what is there to do in big cities that you can't do in rural towns? Do you go to museums and see broadway shows ever damn day? is that worth the rent, noise, lack of nature, and overcrowding?
>>61730823
This
>>61730823
>>61731071
I know people who go to a concert basically every week
>>61730784
Yes.
>>61731153
roadies?
groupies?
who would even want to go to concerts that much? I think it'd get old after a while.
How do I get a Green Card?
>>61730823
I go to restaurants, concerts, exhibitions, theatre, etc. on a regular basis, yeah. I have no desire to do anything involving nature, and I don't particularly mind the noise and people (unless it's like Times Square or Piccadilly Circus levels). Yeah, the rent sucks, and I wish I could dodge it. If you want to raise some kids or something, NYC and London make it hard. But for me it's worth it.
If you want to do nature shit, or if you're the type who likes to sit in their apartment, or if you don't make much money, then of course it makes no sense to live in NYC.
>>61731203
Oh, and sitting in a small town with the same people, day in and day out would be more exciting?
Big cities are better cuz theres always SOMETHING going on, no matter what, thi gs to discover, people from many other places. Its the energy of the place, its not just some speed bump on the way to somewhere better
>>61729413
You own a home? Can I come live with you?
Ill bring s'mores.
But I will as soon as I finish my studies.
>>61731512
Just dont try to marry any American women.
"Ted Thuy" just isnt a good name for kids
>>61731197
don't use it like that then
>>61731222
Canadians OUT.
>>61731723
Make me
>>61724858
Do they browse gay porn a lot?
Also are you part Korean e Brasileiro?
I did, then came back to where I am now.
Not my best decision.
