How would you react if some random stranger started speaking Swedish to you on the street?
https://youtu.be/h_z976xnmgc
>>61709308
[laughs in Uralic]
It's not that uncommon here m8
I'd just speak to him in finnish while he speaks swedish and we'd both understand each other perfectly
>>61709308
>>61709362
>and we'd both understand each other perfectly
t. Hurri
>>61709362
>things that never happen
>>61709362
I speak suomi too
VIITTUUU PIKKU HELVETTIII ITTIII YESIII
just add 3 i's on every sentence and you're fluent
>>61709308
Jag skulle svara på svenska så klart
>>61709371
What's the original?
>>61709465
imaseppapi paskaapi homoseksuaalipoikapi
*paskantaapi suuhusi*
Jag skulle be han att lämna mig ifred.
>>61709308
Custom here in helsinki is to beat the shit out of Swedish fags
>>61709465
oui oui baguette dans le cul
>>61709595
All the signs in Helsinki are in Swedish. You are cucked m8.
Speak in english since most people in Scandinavian speak it.
>>61709671
Khmer rouge
>>61709362
j-jak bradar int svensk
jak er bök :-----DDDDDD
>>61709308
lol idk xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuGJgPtbOsA
This is way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXwYxYyKUQ
>>61709308
turn 360 degrees and walk away because he's probably trying to have buttsex with me
>>61709308
Slice his shit up
>>61709908
>EN
>JÄVLA
>OSTHYVEL
>>61709869
Russian people. When somebody doesn't understand them they start to rise up the volume and still speaking russian. In the end they are just shouting nonsense.
And swedish people. They aaalways assume that finnish people know how to speak swedish. After half an hour they suddenly know how to speak english.
>Kamelåså
>>61710183
I've spoken with Danes in Swedish and they just respond in Danish which I have no problems understanding if spoken slowly enough. I think it's pretty neat being able to have a conversation while speaking two different languages.
>>61710268
>Når du snakker med svensker/dansker på norsk og de svarer deg på engelsk
I would run to a safe distance and inform the local police that we may have a bomb threat in the area.
svara på svenska.
>>61709465
HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON
>>61709308
I'd respond in broken Swedish because I speak a little bit
Jag kan hjälpa dig, men min svenska är inte så bra!
>>61710268
Skojar du med mig? Hängde precis med några danskar men de är fan omöjliga att förstå om de inte talar 8x så långsamt.
>>61710303
Har svårt att förstå somliga norska dialekter desu famelam
däremot är Oslo-dialekten väldigt enkelt att förstå och då skulle det aldrig falla mig in att svara på Engelska
>>61709595
t. junantuoma lantavarvas
>>61710427
underlättar kanske att jag är uppvuxen i skåne och har varit i danmark ett flertal gånger
>>61710459
>Oslo-dialekten
AKA Dansk
>>61710303
Vill inte vara en glädjedödare, men vissa dialekter av norska låter som en älva som snackar för snabbt och är omöjligt att förstå.
Var på en camping i Örebro några veckor sedan och för någon anledning var det massor av norrmän där. När jag hörde dem prata förstod jag ungefär ett ord per mening.
>>61709308
Jeg talar inte svenska
The only phrase I know in Swedish
>>61710585
most common heard phrase in stockholms suburbs desu
>>61710585
Jeg is Danish I think, instead it should be 'jag'
>>61710427
Det där är så jävla pinsamt. Att några blåsta 08-or inte förstår vårt broderlands språk. Ansträng dig lite för helvete. Förstår du inte dalmål heller eller?
>>61710555
samma för svenska favä, alla nu förtiden bondesspråk är väldigt svåra att förstå om du inte är van med det.
>låter som en älva
Älvdalska räknas som ett eget språk igentligen, men det ligger ju inom sveriges gränser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msVZb0GZ6VA
Throw him into the canals.
>>61710696
>hitta på språk
>kommer på att det är för likt svenska och norska
>bestämmer sig för att sluta använda konsonanter i talspråk
danska
I'd stab the fucker.
>>61710427
Kryllar av norrmän i Kambodja av någon anledning, i alla fall i SP.
What happens if you scream out of a window at night in your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rttgtyigc
>>61710750
nuförtiden utdöende*
>>61710268
t. Kame Låså
Some fucker did this to me today. I was all like "Nej tack" and didn't even touch the receipt.
>>61710828
"JE COMPRENDS TON PUTAIN DE BARAGOUIN, ENFOIRÉ DE SUÉDOIS, RETOURNE PROTESTER POUR LA GAY PRIDE, MERDE"
>>61710470
t. Cuckström
>>61709308
Will say him käften, jag förstår dig. Prata engelska.
>>61710927
Oops
Je comprends pas*
>>61710838
wtf this wouldn't even happen in America.
>>61710783
Det är snarare Svenskan som medvetet ändrats för att vara mindre likt Danskan.
>>61710838
Vilken del av Stockholm sa han att det var?
"Lappis"
>>61711006
inget fel med mer fonetiska skrivspråk
GODVERDOMME VIEZE VUILE KUTZWEED! FLIKKER OP!
Normally I react like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1SDDEsBwig
>>61711013
Antar att det är:
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvavr%C3%A5let
>>61711284
did he say "I'm a fag" lol
>>61709308
Get google translator out and try to piece together what he's saying
>>61711284
classic
>>61711439
Good luck with that m8 Swedish is hard to understand desu and there are lots of weird sounds. Like the "hw" sound he's making would actually be spelled with an sk.
>>61711492
atleast it's not finnish
>>61711492
Then I'd probably just smile and nod
>>61711595
jag heter hetero peter och jag talar svenska.
Min favorit kolor är svart. Jag är bög. Hur mår du?
>>61711627
>kolor
It's "Färg" which also happens to be what "Väri" is from
>>61711284
Literally a life-sized meme.
I'd understand it
t. pro
>>61711702
sveduphälle hääre allihuuppande
paska du seija, paska du jööra
wi tykkär shovettaa tvångsvjenska sin kithalackkeen
>>61712231
stop talking finnish
>>61712399
Stoppade talkande på finnelska. Tadaa ladierna och gentlemennerna. This är howde du talande på svenskanderna.
>>61712643
vad gör han..?
Reminds me of a incident that happened a few years ago
>live in Naantali
>constant flux of Swedish and Japanese tourists
>Waiting at the bus stop
>Swedish man and his family approaches me
>the guy starts asking something in Swedish
>i look at him puzzled and say with the most finnish accent "Jag talar inte Svenska"
>his face goes extremely apologetic
>"uhh- When will the bus to Åbo leave"
>I continue to look puzzled
>He is clearly confused and suddenly it dawns on him
>he nervously repeats
>"When will the bus to Turku leave?"
Made my day lads
>>61712691
T*rku is such an ugly name though
>>61709308
> Lat meg vera i fred! Eg har ikkje lyst til å noko.
>>61710838
??????????????????, and that commieblock wtf??????
>>61712847
sweden is filled with commieblocks tbqh.
And we need more, there's a housing crisis at this very moment.
>>61712884
>tfw commies were right
>you're out in public when suddenly an American walks up to you and starts speaking Danish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQVz14UwWM4
How do you react?
run away as far i can from him
just in case hes a suicide bomber
>>61709308
at first i'd think he just has a really strong accent
then i'd think he has a speech impediment or something
then i'd realize it's a seperate language
From somebody living close by, have basiclly the same view
> inb4 living in Oslo
Yes i know. Im moving soon to Ålesund so please dont bully
Jag skulle nog vara för rädd för att prata på svenska. Jag har inte så många chanser att prata svenska här, men jag skulle vilja.
>>61712691
I've always wondered is that disrespect or do swedes genuinely think that everyone can speak swedish here?
>>61713692
ofcourse we expect our servants to speak our language.
>>61713692
Nobody knows you exist.
Though people in Sweden should be expected to speak swedish. Even the africans are pretty decent at it because we pay them to take courses.
>>61713692
>finns are upset we think they speak swedish
>fennoswedes are upset we are surprised when they speak swedish
>>61713692
Vid related is what Swedes think of Finns, watch from 4:20
https://youtu.be/ajtW-DrV-ps
>>61713991
Stop posting this shit. the finnish one is just as bad
>>61714029
Sure it is.
>>61714069
You are us. Just that other people notice it when we're getting screwed.
>>61714157
>The club that never existed
>>61714157
No, we are not. Only 1.5% of our Y-DNA can be traced to Swedecucks.
>>61714212
http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/021512.html
>>61710838
>>61710981
>>61711013
>>61712847
I live there. Ask me anything.
(Yes, it is E V E R Y night)
>>61714157
oh boy... don't ever try to out-autist a finn
>>61714318
Is it allowed to keep these things in your room instead of using the shared kitchen?
>>61714276
No proof of its existence. Just that one single meme picture. Get back to me when 15% of my country is foreign-born like yours.
>>61714452
Finland doesn't have a population big enough for numbers like 15%.
>>61709308
i would say helvete and ignore him
>>61714261
>unironically posting something that quote wikipedia as a source over and over and over
>unironically being an armchair geneticist
kill yourself desu
>>61714524
Not an argument
>>61713991
>Italy is our boyfriend
WTF the memes are true?
>>61714506
Percentages are always relative, fucktard. Swedes will die out soon enough, which allows me to bask in the knowledge that karma truly does exist.
> This tourist must be drunk or high
Check if he's not wasted enough to get under the car, jump from the bridge or start bullying at gopniks. If he is I'll help him to catch a taxi to his hotel, If he's not I'll leave or laugh at this funny guy depending on my mood.
>>61714370
nope
but it is possible to live on hard bread without butter or other things which require refrigeration
so you can survive without having to deal with social interaction
why are /pol/tards so obsessed with sweden?
>>61709308
I would clench my asshole and try not to get raped
>>61713902
Fixed the pic for you
>>61714687
kek, saved
>>61714577
Are you fucking retarded? You don't argue with facts. You either accept them if they're likely to be true or reject/question them if it's uncertain.
It's not unreasonable to question the expertise of someone without a relevant formal education using mostly wikipedia as their source.
Seriously though, can sweden preserve its whiteness please? You guys make me sad
>>61715021
We'll finish what we started in 1520
>>61714524
Why would Finland be genetically Swedish? Most Fennoswedes are ethnic Finns who adopted Swedish to take up trading or administrative jobs. Swedish nobility almost never established permanent roots in Finland.
Peasant migration is also highly unlikely also due to geographical barriers.
And if we go as far as Vikings there is no record of Viking settlements in Finland. Finland and Sweden only share history which does not necessarily mean that we share genes or language.
>>61714835
>You don't argue with facts
It is a fact that only 1.5% of our paternal lineages can be traced to Sweden. I'm sorry if that doesn't cater to your fantasies but it's reality.
>>61715140
He probably has some Fennoswede lineage or is a Fennoswede.
I've never met a Swede who thinks Finns are somehow Swedes but Fennoswedes usually have grand delusions of distant Swedish roots or that the native population of WF is Swedish.
>look I'm talking to American in Swedish and they don't understand me, hehehe, what an irreparable prankster I am, hehe
I would just continue walking as soon as I realised that he doesn't speak a language that I can understand.
French tourists do this all the time in Croatia, by the way, they just walk up to you and start asking you thinks in French and then get upset because I don't speak French.
>>61715108
Now hold on a second, just because I don't find wikipedia particularly credible doesn't mean that I believe the opposite of whatever was suggested.
There were Swedish settlements in the southern coastal areas of Finland in 12th and 13th century, though. Water is really not much of a barrier. How much of that remains in modern Finland I don't know. Maybe it's 1.5% maybe it's not. But it's certainly not true that there was no Swedish presence at all.
>>61715310
>There were Swedish settlements in the southern coastal areas of Finland in 12th and 13th century, though
Settlements that predate the second crusade? Source please.
>>61715310
Myess, genetics are a blatant conspiracy to undermine Swedish achievements and history
Stop pretending that we're related to you cucks. We aren't, be it linguistically or by blood.
>>61709308
>"It was just a prank, bro!"
>>61715282
lmao
Gringo tourists also do this here in brazil. The only difference is I pretend to not know english and go on my way.
>>61709308
I would not even be surprised.
Then I'd respond in Norwegian.
And when he inevitably seems incredibly puzzled and doesn't understand anything, I'd be forced to switch to English.
>>61709308
This is top cringe just like all these other "pranks".
There is nothing funny about this at all and people still do their little experiments like this
>>61715073
What is the brown part? Islamic Sweden?
>>61715852
rude
>>61716060
why so salty
>>61716134
Atomic wasteland/Islamic Republic of Communism, Tolerance and Faggotry
>>61710427
Näää kan inte fatta nånting o jag bor i malmö.
>>61716216
>t. Ahmed Abdullahjamal
>>61716212
Inshallah
>tfw half Finnish, half Swedish, 100% Jew från Åland
>tfw I play both sides to get what I want in any battle between Swedes and Finns
>>61716372
>100% jew
>50% finn, 50% swede
Choose one
>>61716372
-Markoolio. Är det du?
>>61716192
Because Hillary Clinton got cleared of any charges by the FBI, thus proving she's above the law
I'm in a bad mood now
>>61716487
>Chipjew
>From ahvenanmaa
pick both
>>61715532
That's a very strange way of looking at it. Genetics is not what determines if you're Finnish or Swedish. If that was the case then I'd be Danish as that's where my genes are mostly from. But that's clearly not the case. Not to mention that the notion of nation states is a modern invention. People back in the day didn't think of themselves as being Swedes or Finns in the way you and I do today.
>>61716669
>Genetics is not what determines if you're Finnish or Swedish
SWEDEN YES
>>61716758
Like you said, not an argument
You national identity building here on 4chan is really cute though, pekka
>>61716817
Blood determines your kin, not something as abstract as nationality or citizenship. We're not related to Swedes by blood, therefore we are not your kin.
>>61716964
Well have a good one pekka I'm off to do something a little bit more productive
>>61709308
I know a few Norwegian phrases, espefially for directions, in case the person is a tourist
The only words I know in Swedish are:
Snalla, stora, svarta, hell seger, cuckbrevare, hej, ingen fv/2D, tack, skulle
>>61717326
ljudskog?
>>61716964
Actually, we're more related to Swedes by blood than to Estonians despite the fact we share a language group with Estonians.
Genetics are weird.
>>61717446
That's due to Mesolithic (proto-Germanic) ancestry, which Estonians have much less. Genetics are not weird when you understand them.
>>61717446
Nope.
>>61717562
Not proto-Germanic, PRE-Germanic.
>>61715310
>>61715108
I'm probably related to Charlemagne according to the statistics. I might also be related to Djingis Khan.
>>61709308
I would probably speak either estonian or finnish to him. Fuck the non-Uralics.
>the fennoswedes i work with have to understand my shitty finnish mixed with occasional estonian
>>61709308
I would ask him why the fuck my order is taking so long.
>>61711284
fy fan
>>61718554
yes hello i am descendant of alexander, caesar, genghis, charlemagne, jesus, mohammed, buddha, amaterasu, all pharaos and mansa musa
>>61712933
>Danish with an American accent is clearer and more coherent than native Danish
lads, Danish is a fucking joke.
>>61710303
Skiten påminner mig om när jag var i Köpenhamn och skulle köpa ett paket cigg. En blatte står bakom kassan och jag tänker "Helvete, skall jag behöva snacka Engelska i i Danmark?".
>A pack of Marlboro Gold, please.
>Vill du ha någonting mer?
Turns out the blatte lived in Malmö. Embarrassing.
>>61709308
>>61709869
>>61709896
post more of these puzzled Americans by a foreign language
>>61709308
I would deck him in the face
>>61709308
>That Turkish couple with African-American bull at the end.
Wasn't expecting that.
>>61721952
that was Turkish?
>>61721965
Yea he was saying: after you turn from your midwifes pussy and face your mother tell her how hard you got fucked, or some shit like that can't translate too well.
>>61721591
here is one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckDzA6HS_Fk
>>61722117
how rude
>>61710303
jag var i norge förra veckan på min morbrors 50års skiva. Gick fan ganska bra att snacka med folk där, både innan och efter man supit lite
>>61711393
yup
>>61709308
I would have thought that he is probably a German so I would smash his face in.
Sorry, but that it is stronger than me.
>>61711284
okej se här. de finns de som kan finska och svenska i Finland, men sen finns de just de som inte kan svenska... och sen tro det elr ej men de finns de som inte heller kan finska! och det beror på att i den finska grundlagen står det att Finland är ett 2 språkigt land. och där som man talar mer svenska så kallas finlandssvenska kommuner/platser som t.ex. runt helsingfors, åbo och jakobstad.
Jag har själv bott i en liten stad som det talas mest svenska men tex jag kan båda utantill.
>>61709362
Don't infest this place with propaganda. Most of us don't know Swedish and don't want to learn it either. Either start speaking Finnish or keep to yourself.
>>61717636
Western Finns are.
>>61715108
Just a few decades ago Fennoswedes deemed Finns to be of a lesser race and now that Fennoswedes aren't the elite anymore, they suddenly become Finns themselves...
Speak Danish. We'd understand each other
>>61716669
How anyone identifies themselves is irrelevant. Heritage and heredity are the only things that determine one's ethnicity.
>>61726070
No they aren't, see >>61714261
"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director
This is criminal. He is saying that there is not equal treatment in this case.
>>61709308
Depends. Are Swedish men required to accept sex requests from all men or just blacks and Muslims?
>>61714318
I want to live there how do i do?
>>61727916
Thank your EU overlords for Erasmus and apply to study abroad one term at Uppsala University.
Most foreign students live there (students only neighborhood).
>>61709308
Respond in Danish
>>61709465
