raining edition
wicked wicked
junglist massive
feeling like time is moving at a glacial pace tonight
how do i actually go to a cross thread with 4chan X
>>61707438
>raining in Kowloon
Sounds comfy
>>61707467
see you got it right this time
why is my blood circulation so bad
if I lift my leg up in a strange position then I get pins and needles straight away
Edna
why THE FUCK is the denist getting stuff delivered to him from DHP at 10:24
come on sonny
he NEEDS to stop messing me about like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl6zVA7zpdo [Embed]
Ever since I've been neet I get headaches all day but at night I feel fine. Why????????
>>61707497
it's not to do with blood it's nerves
Anyone want to impart some advice for somebody who's going no where in life?
no killurself xD pls.
>So Andrea Leadsom just referred to "experts" while making air quotes gesture.
Haha and this fucking nutter is a government minister
the gf just sent me this. looks like the average english girl.
How do I respond?
>CERN has a dedicated 100Gb/s internet speed between Budapest and Geneva
super
fast
torrenting
>>61707544
no killer no filler
All time greatest British actor? Who do you lads reckon?
https://www.instagram.com/k.f.smith/
imagine being this stunning and then ruining it by cutting yourself
>>61707484
very comfy
Thoughts?
>>61707541
Don't talk to me like that tranny.
>>61707612
Makes you think
>>61707553
that's it
put may in charge
>>61707503
This story will end with him killing the dentist
>>61707633
>giving it (You)s
o i am baka'in
>ranked #1 in public matches
>have yet to win a head-to-head match
the FUCK is this BULLSHIT
>>61707592
Bendydick Cuminmysnatch
Put the politicians on minimum wage I say
>>61707544
unaaaaay wahey
how do i open the third eye/decalcify the pineal gland again?
>>61707557
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
>Be a Literal Who a month ago
>Now running to be PM
Who the fuck is Leadsom?
>>61707563
weren't they under investigation for downloading cheese pizza on their workstations a while back?
>>61707596
orrible
don't
talk
shite
Have been talking to an old friend from school online. He's in the military now, training. Told Poleaboo about how much life experience you can get from joining the army and how many opportunities open after service. Poleaboo told him it sounds interesting but he wasn't sure if the British army was for him. Friend told Poleaboo that there are other militaries you can join, like the French Foreign Legion which recruits all kinds of foreign soldiers.
Poleaboo looked up the French Foreign Legion and learned it's rough training and hard discipline. Apparently they are fighting in the Central African Republic right now, don't know if Poleaboo's mum would approve of him shooting Africans.
Poleaboo decided to consider it, does sound like a good opportunity to do something and stop being a NEET, but might join after HRT is finished. Heard armies allow trans women to enlist now, and Poleaboo wants to be pretty before she picks up a gun.
>>61707741
Strong woman thatcher 2.0
right, i'm off to netto for some curry sauce and chicken breast
>>61707741
don't talk about mummy that way
gf just sent me this
>>61707835
Do you want to give mummy a cummy?
>>61707503
people like tim really annoy me desu. I know I shouldn't be annoyed by them because they're ill and shit but fuck me, super hard sometimes.
>>61707865
Is she just a professional slut these days?
>>61707865
Fucked her in the loading bay of 'Spoons last week haha. She gives a hell of a good S U C C
>>61707741
nasty piece of work, is what she is
just explored an ancient saxon catacomb in northumberland to find this painted onto the wall of the great tomb from my gf lads
Freedom of movement =/= freedom of labour
Anyone know anything about ISAs?
childhood friend sent me this
>>61707905
fuck off dentist
is there an extension to turn up youtube videos past full volume
>>61707969
actually yes
t. worked in a bank for 6 months
Gf sent me this
>>61707800
FFL usually take ex-soldiers from other countries though.
>>61708005
wtf I love mass immigration now let anyone in
>>61708000
turn youre headphones up
>>61708024
this.
>>61708034
*snaps your neck*
>>61707800
british services will not allow you in because of your criminal and psych history.
you will wash out of FFL in pre-selection which is basically just basic physical shit in an office.
>>61708005
Truly the chosen race.
I wanna know what love is
wanna know what it feels like
wanted to see you in that light
now I'm too deep in the night
>>61708005
She isn't Roma, probably Irish gypsy
that was a clone of myself
*telepor behin*
*chokes you*
psh
>>61708005
can't tell if that's a shadow or a monobrow
>>61707910
yes, like all women
hoping my date goes well
worry that it might not and am listening to sad songs in advance
Hayley Williams used to be a sweet young Christian girl.
Now she's a hair-dyed tumblr coalburning whore.
What happened?
>arrogant students outside my house marching down the street for Remain
ah yes
>>61708005
thats a big forehead
>>61708093
>criminals are only good for getting shot and possibly taking a few muzzies with them
Agreed
>>61708103
throw a petrol bomb at them
>yes, like all women
>>61708001
Bare with me, this is really confusing
So I have £6k in a barclays ISA with shitty interest and I opened a new H2B Cash ISA with Virgin with 3% interest.
I call up Barclays telling them I want to transfer my ISA to the virgin and then the she tells me that I can only put £1200 in the ISA.
She recommends that I put £5000 from my ISA to the current account and then transfer the ISA to virgin.
She then realises that I havn't paid into this ISA this tax year and then says to me that I should transfer £3800 back into the ISA and that nothing will change
The question I have is, if I transfer the £3800 back in the ISA doesn't that mean that I would have subscribed to the ISA this tax year?
>>61708005
>that sidebar
women btfo
we will truly be free when the economic elites are made up of women, gays. blacks and transgenders
>>61708005
>Barr
that's a paddy gypsy i.e. not Roma.
doing a poo
haha
wow this made me do a think
big fat legs
>>61708174
PLEASE POST A SHOT WITH THE COCK OUT
>>61708174
Don't EVER steal my gimmick again
>>61708174
/brit/posts are all fun and games until you actually see them
really makes you think..
>>61708093
if the british army is anything like the australian army, then in time of relative peace they will tell you to fuck off.
plus stalking and shit are serious charges and not standard misdemeanour felonies which may be overlooked.
The extra flags in Scotland and Norn Iron have been changed to lieutenancy areas instead of shitty council areas, hopefully everyone's satisfied now
getting real upset that my friends are leagues ahead of me in life
Can I get some tl;dr of poleaboo evenfs from when he was working in an amusment park to now?
Hard men make easy times. Easy times make easy men. Easy men make hard times. Hard times make hard men.
>>61708200
here we are
>>61708224
>friends
lad
>>61708219
>satisfying scots
lol good luck pal
>>61708224
can relate to this a lot haha
we have hardly anything in common any more
>>61708245
Yeah I get it
>>61708212
Yeah but sex offenders like you fall firmly in the first group
>>61708172
Says Roma in the article, don't know any Barr's either, Barry, Maher similar sounding though
>>61708231
WOW
>>61708219
just give those cucks a big black dick as their flag desu
i am standing up right now, posting this
>>61708177
me
>>61708213
>Photographer: Tom Maddick
kek
>>61708286
dell ULTRAsharp
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-canada-mexico-idUSKCN0ZE220
>Canada will scrap a requirement obliging Mexican visitors to obtain visas, Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Tuesday, a move designed to end a diplomatic dispute between the two nations.
>Trudeau said the restrictions would be lifted on Dec. 1 this year. Canada's former Conservative government imposed the visa rules in 2009 to stop what they said were bogus asylum claims.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
would it be awkward raping a 12 year old, with her screaming and kicking? or would they just lay there and take it?
when the going gets tough the tough get going~
>>61708311
where are you going
>>61708306
mi guapo
>>61708306
I swear to god that fucker needs to die for the sake of humanity
1985
>>61708308
Font fony
>>61708265
irish gypsies make their names up
fury is an example
where did the commie mexican go
>>61708327
to the bathroom to do a wee
>>61708308
disturbing post
>>61708306
They've done it now
>>61708306
Suicidal.
What index fund should I get?
>>61708376
you gay?
>>61708334
>>61708338
>>61708377
>>61708380
there's nothing wrong with that, the chinese will sort them out.
>>61708306
>too many illegal immigrants
>make it legal to migrate
>no more illegal immigrants
genius
>>61708228
bumping this, would like a summary as well
FUCKING RAINING AGAIN
listening to some daft p*nk lads
>>61708306
>doing something which can very potentially harm your country to help end a dispute with a country that is worse off than yours in every way
what the fuck is he doing
>>61708306
>implying Mexicans could afford a plane ticket to Canada
>>61708228
>hide camera in shower
>piss in a ribena
>start taking hormones and wearing $5 dresses
>laser hair removal
>>61708177
makes u think
Miggs?
>>61708354
like how me and lads down the pub gave each other cracking nicknames
mine is Fist
>>61708306
lmao
Just as Britain decides to Brexit, the elite show their hand and finally push for their long-planned merger of the Americas
C H E B S
>>61708228
he's now a tranny
why do mexicans pay coyotes thousands of dollar to die in the desert instead of just flying to the USA on a holiday and then just not fly back?
>>61708444
>>61708352
>canadian kpop poster in /brit/
what
are solo travelers a thing
>>61708498
>that bio
grim
>>61708408
how'd he get involved in the Sara mess, when did he become a NEET, when did he become a tranny, did he actually go to the Manchester meetup, what's he been doing for 6-8 months?
>>61708308
reported to the authorities
>canadians being faggot shitposters in /brit/
what? that never happens
>>61708498
everything about that bio is bleak
>>61708488
We call our mate Dave "The Shagger". He's a 25 year old virgin.
You should see his face
>>61708498
>looking for someone that won't cum quickly
>wants to fuck prison children for a living
>LET'S LE TRAVEL
Bitch is guaranteed infected. So infected she's named after her own STD or some shit.
>>61708142
firstly, to transfer an ISA you need to go to virgin and get them to pull it out of barclays for you
having done a quick google, she is correct about the £1200 thing. first month you can put in £1200 and then every month after that you can put in £200.
It's very annoying but it's basically a way of making their ISA look way better than it actually is
in answer to your question, because the £6k you have has already got previous years ISA tax free status then that money will not be counted in your new 16/17 allowance so you can move it freely (into another ISA) and not subscribe to it
so yeah she is right
trans £1.2 into virgin (if brclays do partial transfers) and then set up a standing order
OR
pull out the £4800 and then transfer the £1.2k and then £200 pm
make sure you check with virgin though because some ISAs require the money to be this years allowance so in that case you would have to pull it all out first
hope i havent confused you
>>61708524
wish i lived in japan
>>61708595
what's his face like?
>>61708539
Yeah, they're called loners.
>>61708614
I live there
ask me anything
>>61708595
>We call our mate Dave "The Shagger". He's a 25 year old virgin.
that's just cruelty
>>61708619
he's ugly and gets all uppity when you call him the shagger
Might have a wank
what to have it on though desu
>>61708651
how do JFs get jobs there? i know japanese love danes
>>61708673
that's a bit rough desu
>>61708539
yeah solo travel is a laff
I've found it easier to pick up languages if I've been alone, plus you make all sorts of random acquaintances as you need to be somewhat social
thoroughly recommend
that and going on holiday with your mates is a recipe for bad blood
just walked to the shop and bought some pork scratchings
>>61708656
Spotted another shagger
>>61708308
Of course they would be kicking and screaming. You aren't their parent after all, are you. It won't be awkward if you use tranquilizers on them though. Feed them some rohypnol or whatever, and you're good to go :)
justin trudeau is a model human being
>>61708644
What's his end goal?
>>61708693
i thought you aussies were top lads?
>>61708674
i know it's reddit but try /r/gonewildaudio, check out the top posts
change it up a bit
>>61708723
this
question:
If I go to Benidorm once a year, do I get to list 'travel' as a hobby/interest?
>>61708749
why do so many females post there?
What are they trying to achieve, just like getting guys off?
>>61708644
Soros is literally a Bond supervillain.
>>61708775
because the main audience is men, and i guess that's their goal yeah
>>61708775
see >>61708081
doing it is good advertising for panty selling/camwhoring
>>61708775
>why are women attention seekers
I wonder.
>>61708694
>as you need to be somewhat social
:(
>>61708781
done nothing wrong
>>61708775
Attention/father issues
1 in 4 girls have such issues, so they're common
>>61708830
m8 you'll go bread n butter if you go for a month without having a single conversation
God tier:
>here for a good time not a long time
High tier:
>swipe right if you love memes
Mid tier:
>blank bio
Low tier:
>look for a travel buddy!!!!
>take on adventures
>looking for something serious NO HOOKUPS
Shit tier:
>CEO at self employed
>full time mummy
>my little boy is my number one man!!!!!
>>61708601
Perfect, cheers mate.
>>61708746
it just doesn't really sound like banter desu. he hates the nickname which means he hates the reason for the nickname so he's obviously not happy where he's at. he's not good looking so it's beyond something that's easily fixable and he probably wants to change.
get him a root then call him the shagger. as it stands, you just seem like wanks going for an easy target.
Janny's definitely gone on holiday
stop raining i need to go to the shop
Me bottom right
>>61708912
nah he's just bored of the power trip
>>61708866
>bread and butter
what?
>>61708897
>believing /brit/ posts
I made it up. I don't have any mates
haha
what am i like
>>61708880
made mine e=mc^2 for some reason when I was hammered hahaha no idea why
>>61708934
isn't that drake?
>>61708961
rhyming slang for nutter m8
you'll go mad as a bag of ferrets
>>61708912
he's a disgusting normie wage slave, expect him back any minute.
>you'll go nutter
what did he mean by this?
>>61708988
whereabouts are you from? had to search up half the stuff you're typing
>>61708988
sounds like it's for mongs only
>>61708966
Everybody's gonna be happy, which means you and me, my love
Fucking NEED a kebab lads
>>61709015
east laaahndaaan originally
>>61709028
nah m8 good fun, just probs not that good if you're a complete sperglord
>>61708922
More of this, please.
>>61708694
where would you meet people? hostels?
>>61709049
>having a kebab while presumably sober at half three on a tuesday
absolute waste
>>61708962
Classic haha
>chilly
>blowing a fucking gale
>ricky gervais xfm on
>in warm bed
love it
Gimme an opener lads
>>61709168
what's shann on m8?
>>61709168
you got a nice skin bitch
>>61709188
how do you lot make these up
>>61709168
she looks incredibly boring ngl
How do you guys think of openers with girls on tinder? Memes aside
>>61709120
I'm a bit old for hostelling these days, but yeah, I've made some friends in such dwellings. Much prefer a hotel for privacy reasons.
It's anywhere really, bars, events, any restaurant you go to regularly that sort of thing
highly country dependent, you're fucked for m8s if you go swedistan or the nordic countries in general and southern europe is like all the stereotypes, people will actively make you their friend, that kind of shit. I've made plenty of friends in eastern europe also, from rando's I've met while drinking to hotel staff, bar staff etc
>>61709168
call her a sweaty niglet
>>61709088
>scummy londoner
oh dear
>>61709232
just a modern day poet~~
>>61709221
You seen any like that before, my primate friend?
>>61709246
>bars, events, any restaurant
genuinely not my thing
I can do all of those at home, I don't go on holiday to go to a bar
not even a sperg
>>61709242
play on their bio/name
Dirty old river, must you keep rolling
Flowing into the night
People so busy, makes me feel dizzy
Taxi light shines so bright
But I don't need no friends
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise
>>61709168
Tell her you have four nipples. Bitches love extra nipples.
>>61709168
you better be careful with that chin ... you could have someone's eye out. haha xx
>>61709279
once or twice tbtaco
>>61709291
>I can do all of those at home, I don't go on holiday to go to a bar
you're not gonna make friends if you go around a few museums and a few sites m8
and what else you gonna do in the evening m8
What's the longest you've gone without wanking /brit/?
>>61709353
4 days. gonna try and beat it though
>>61709353
month maybe a bit under
>>61709242
literally every one I've ever given someone in /brit/ or my m8s in real life is a pun of their name or bio, more often their name.
>>61709353
10 years
>>61709353
12 years i think late bloomer
>>61709168
Lisa Snowden
>>61709338
how do you enjoy this stuff
you must be good looking or something
someone massage me
>>61709504
face looks truly horrific in the thumbnail
>>61709504
umm janny
>>61709430
well I like learning foreign languages when I travel (romanian next!) which is facilitated by being social and foreign people in foreign places provide a refreshing perspective
sites are good, but there's only so many of them a man can do in a week
as for restaurants, how else do you feed yourself in a foreign country?
>you must be good looking or something
mebbe idk
>>61709291
>I can do all of those at home, I don't go on holiday to go to a bar
sperg statement
>>61709586
i meant in my home country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyXmT1j6lQ
young nige
>>61709353
2 months
>>61709586
Alright shagger
back off
>>61709353
About a month.
lads how do I milk my prostate?
I'm legit thinking about fucking(or at least getting a bj) a guy on craigslist to lose my virginity i'm that desperate. pls talk me out of it anons
hillary will be indicted in 15mins lads
tune in to see it live
>>61709767
hillary will get off (as she has done nothing wrong)
>>61709750
nah I reckon go it
>>61709767
>hillary will be indicted in 15mins lads
srs?
>>61709750
you will regret it 10/10
>>61709767
highly doubt that
she's untouchable
>>61709800
>pink nipples
this really ungas my bungas
do a shanty
>>61707482
I just right click and open them in a new tab. I always keep the old one open for a little bit anyway.
>>61709750
Why not do a trap instead?
>>61709767
>Hilary gets indicted
>An actually decent Democratic candidate rises up and steals the president elections from Trump
>I can go on /pol/ and roast those manchildren for it everyday for weeks
>>61709868
because there are no traps just hairy men with wigs and fishnet stockings
>>61709910
>I can go on /pol/ and roast those manchildren for it everyday for weeks
you sound like the child 2bh
cuckolded my best mate in the toilets at icelands
>>61709767
>>61709910
hillary is not getting indicted because the attorney general of the US is a black woman who lives clinton, and she knows she'll keep her job if she doesn't indict clinton and she becomes president
>>61709940
Prove it.
>>61709924
Where are you from?
>>61709955
Over the moor, take me to the moor. Dig a shallow grave and I'll lay me down.
>>61709995
It's a very immature thing to do?
*ugh* no one understands me
