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>>61704561
second then
>>61704592
maybe 3rd
>>61704531
乙
>>61704531
日本乙
>>61704531
Remember Aoity?
乙
使用済みパンツの自販機はどごですが??!:DDDD
>>61704625
>cider in a vending machine
Japan's alcohol problem is getting out of hand.
>>61704531
the chocolate milk is dope
>>61704465
>>61704507
>>61704512
>>61704600
So basically if I pronounce it like "la" it will be understandable?
>>61704625
Oranginaは最高
>>61704531
o2
>>61704677
we don't know how you say la.
>>61704531
おつ
高千穂峡行きたい。
今日も一日がんばらないぞい!
>>61704698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q9l6MyKlt5
>>61704690
Really? I thought that's one of those things that everyone hates in France but are marketed heavily as l'esprit de France in Japan.
>>61704677
try vocaroo
on those ones
りんご ringo (apple)
オレンジ orenji (orange)
ロゴ rogo (logo)
I'm talking to a us Marine who recently arrived in Japan on omegle. What should i ask him?
>This is the quintessential Japanese alpha male
How do you lads even compete?
>>61704531
乙
>いろはす is sold out.
>>61704669
Let us have alcohol. We don't have guns.
>>61704677
It's the same sound as the /t/ when Americans pronounce "Saturday".
>>61704625
What is Aoity?
>>61704625
Buy the happy can! :)
>>61704744
now please record "Papier hier, hier Papier" in a robot voice
>>61704758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dmxoKB6hTx
>>61704712
わりとマジでなんも無いぞ
>>61704823
「何もない」がある
my breakfast
>>61704823
「何もない」がある
>>61704801
Just for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ORy7Mmj9L
>>61704749
それは一番好きなジュースだ。
コーラの方人気かもしれないけど、実は分らない。
>>61704531
元祖ストリップ劇場
>>61704621
なんじょるの、なにしてるの?
>>61704649
ここです
>>61704763
ask him to leave Japan immediately.
>>61704669
actually, that's just soda
not real cider
it's soda named cider
何もないとかどこの異世界だよ
>>61704763
Here's why he joined.
>I joined because I couldn't get into college and I didn't know what else to do shitty answer I know
>I had 0 aspiration or anything going for me if I didn't meet my recruiter I probably would have killed myself
>>61704811
アクセントを全く無くすことは難しい?
>>61704744
Sounds terribly Italian. (´・ω・｀)
>>61704883
その画像の精液の鬼は誰だ?
>>61704871
hahahaha very good
>>61704690
I prefer lemongina.
>>61704677
yes, because we don't have L sound in any words
>>61704894
That's not a question it's a demand and it's not a reasonable one, so i will not forward it. He just left anyway.
>>61704864
Persona4のセリフだっけ ?
>>61704823
川下りしたいんだ。
あと、ああいう自然が好き。
西洋の人の言葉は"歌"
>>61704968
Ho many japanese have you slept with?
>>61704767
>They are Japanese males in their 40s.
Bruh, I don't even know where to start.
>>61704793
He was a young Japanese poster who frequented the Japanese thread when it had just started.
He sounded annoyingly innocent.
>>61704811
OK here is how it actually should sound.
forvo.com/word/オレンジ/#ja
forvo.com/word/リンゴ/#ja
forvo.com/word/ロゴ/#ja
>>61704879
リチャード・ギアが寅さんを役っているアレね
>>61704935
渋谷凛
>>61705001
川下りなら鬼怒川いいよ
世界遺産の日光も行けるし、山登りも出来る
栃木は一見地味で観光地たくさん
>>61704730
shocking truth: 涼風青葉, also called ぞい子, has said "zoi" in the show only once
in addition to that, it seems like the author of NEW GAME! asserted that she will never say "zoi" from now on.
>>61704928
Well I did start studying Hiragana last sunday evening. Plus I have a cold right now so I'd probably sound a lot more nasal then usual.
>>61704930
Bellisimo
>>61704966
I will stick with L then. I have no idea how to pronounce a D and a L at the same time. Oh well practice makes perfect I guess.
>>61704871
>>61705068
>鬼怒川
温泉も有名?
>>61705041
Oh, I see.
Thanks.
>>61704767
>the hair along the neck is long
>called wolf cut
Nope
>>61705075
ミームになったから「ぞい子」で呼び続けるつもりです
とにかく情報をありがとう
>>61705068
>>61705099
>鬼怒川
>土手崩壊
ほうかい?
>>61704922
I thought the US marine was quite difficult to be in, unlike navy.
>>61705068
>鬼怒川
温泉地でも有名だよね、川くだりもできるんだ?
いいねえ、ちょっと調べてみようかな。
>>61705001
カヌーで?
>>61705099
温泉はお隣の群馬さんにはかなわないw
>>61704857
冷やし中華かよこのやろー
>>61704945
たっだ今Googleした。
羨ましい、ここはlemonginaってがない。
日本だけでは別に製品が一般あるみたいね
>>61705044
Okay so they kind of do pronounce the R sound with Orange but drop it for other words. Does it depend on the word?
>>61705098
Just wait till you meet him in person :^)
>>61705088
You can practise with words like "rabuhoteru" (places in Japan where you can go to cuddle people)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k0abmuehrX
>>61704871
do you have a boyfriend :3
I must go back to china
>>61704730
>>61705075
そういや、New Gameって何曜日からだったけ
>>61705156
今季、アニメが始まるぞい
>鬼怒川の川下り
なかなかスリリングだな
>>61705188
おー、そうなんですね。
ありがとございます。
>>61705088
your Japanese is very good, but if it removes intonation from that, it is better.
>>61705219
「日本のオランジーナ」をフランス人が飲んだらこうなった / French people try out Japanese "Orangina"! https://youtu.be/kH5-YSks4lY
>>61705219
これｦ 見な
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjeaoDgcYFs&list=PLeSTdwPQKMSCw8t5Hlwpa0WA23RtGPnDu
>>61705228
Yeah. I will study kana first though. Getting the basics down.
>>61705233
You do know I am a guy right? And no not the cute trap kind of guy.
>>61705242
>New Game
AT-X 7/4(月) 22:30~
TOKYO MX 7/5(火) 24:30~
MBS 7/5(火) 26:30~
テレビ愛知 7/5(火) 25:35~
BS11 7/6(水) 24:00~
>>61705225
the O in the beginning of the word in japanese is always pronounce distinctly, because it's an extra honorific word normally.
Anyway to be frank pronunciation is the last of your worry if plan on learning japanese.
>>61705228
...I thought it was a place for karaoke and computer games.
>>61705183
カヌー乗れないからボートで。
もしかして、ボートも自分で漕ぐのかな?
>>61705219
日本には、honey lemonginaもあるよ。
>>61705242
思い出したが去年の夏~秋にかけてフィンランドが毎回ぞい子の画像貼ってたな
あれはフィン太郎では無かった(本人が言ってた)んだけど、Fは未だにフィン太郎だと思っているらしい
面白いから黙ってるけど
>>61705240
Is that for your mum?
>>61704945
lemongina tastes like chemo, I feel.
>>61705400
えっ違うの!?
![[Ohys-Raws] New Game! - 01 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).webm](https://i.imgur.com/o0crOSA.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] New Game! - 01 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).webm")
>>61705242
第1話は昨日だったけど…
>>61705375
You can do those things after you've exhausted yourselves cuddling.
omegleで
Korea or Japan, Which one is better to go?
って書いたら喧嘩しはじめたwwﾜﾛﾀwww
>>61705333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqxSBclqWs
日本の広告は美術だ
>>61705332
but this is blood orangina
>>61705409
yep
>>61705360
痴情波、今日(一日27時間として)からやんけ
>>61705400
もう、一年になるんだ(ｼﾐｼﾞﾐ)
>>61705467
MBSなので、今夜から観る
>>61705468
my girl friend is paid by the hour like a rabuhoteru room
今季「食戟のソーマ」以外でオススメありますか?
>>61705589
まだ1話が出揃ってないからな
>>61705561
oh well, consider it's a time-out from your parents.
>>61705453
フィン太郎「俺じゃねーよ、仕事で忙しくてあまり来てないし」
って言ってた
今の仏=レミと同じで、当時もフィンランド旗=フィン太郎のような誤認がしばしば見受けられたように思う
まあ匿名掲示板だし、本当のところは分からないんだけどね
>>61705561
how old is your mother? can she still get pregnant?
do you want a half white brother?
![[Doki] New Game! - 01 (1280x720 h264 AAC) [43C77D3E]_Jul 5, 2016, 03.17.56.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iTnd0KO.jpg "[Doki] New Game! - 01 (1280x720 h264 AAC) [43C77D3E]_Jul 5, 2016, 03.17.56.jpg")
>>61705566
ぞい子が超かわいい!
>>61705332
何本持っていったんだろうw
フランスとは味が違うんだね。
>>61705448
そう言われれば、そうかもしれない。
>>61705577
Unless she works as a barista, I hope her job involves fewer fluids.
>>61705589
今季は、極めて「腐って」いる
女子とホモは嬉しいかもしれん
あまんちゅ
なんか期待薄
ベルセルク
早くも賛否わかれる
>>61705685
ぴろー いる?
>>61705643
なるほど、ありがとございました。
どうあれ、ココで話題になってったゾイ子さん観てみよ
>>61705779
>ぴろー いる?
アニメが好きだがそんなことに興味はないよ
あと「いる」って「ある」の方正しいじゃん?
ピローが物なんだから
>>61705955
愛があれば、ピローちゃんは生き物になります
>>61705883
ヒデー
このレスhttp://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/143728367#p143728524、ここの住人じゃないよな
>>61705955
いる=要る
「いらない」の反対
いる?
とすれば分るかな
>>61706016
せやな
>>61706172
なるほど、僕が間違えた
>>61705685
NEW GAMEは始まる前から爆死の未来が見えてた
ぶっちゃけ、誰もアニメ化を期待してなかったし今でも誰もアニメを期待してない
>>61705589
プリズマイリヤ
I have no topic to talk about on omegle
how do you use it?
>>61706587
大日本帝国の再生の話しよう
>>61706587
Try taking about your interests and things you like.
If all else fails, tell people you're Japanese. A lot of people will find that interesting.
>>61706721
まずポルトガルを占領します
>>61706759
how fat are you?
>>61706786
80kg, so moderately fat.
>>61706762
日本から遠すぎと思うけど
>>61706721
>let's talk about resurrection of the empire of Japan
what do you think about the rising sun flag?
>>61706924
>>61706924
I like this flag better
>>61706970
not enough kawaii
>>61706721
>>61706762
次に旧ポルトガル国民には
週1でてんぷら、バッテラ、金平糖を
食べてもらう義務を課す
>>61705883
「ゾイゾイ」言うんだろうなぁ。
知らんけど。
大日本帝国・・・ドイツ帝国より平和そうだよね
>>61706839
how pale is your skin you?
>>61707053
言わないけど。
てか普通に美少女動物園だから難易度は高いよ。
>>61706924
すげー!
でもを描くこと よりわかりやすいもともと日の丸をもっと好き
これは・・・
>>61707082
>how pale is your skin you?
The ghost people have accepted me as one of their own.
政治にこだわりがある人はみんな変だ。
>>61707147
I hate to say this, but anon, you are dead
中国とインドは合わない
>>61707109
>美少女動物園
「可愛い子が可愛いことしてるだけ」系ですよね。
いやでも「ゾイゾイ」言ってると思いたい。
そしてその高難易度を理解したい。
>>61707147
you're a lot like me. I know why are so nice to random people on the internet
>>61707109
こういうアニメを最初に「動物園」と例えた人は尊敬できる
>>61707228
T-thanks, Cole.
>>61707231
美味しそうだけど
ダメだったか
>>61706886
1. アメリカと合併
2. 星が多すぎるので日の丸にする
3. 選挙で日本人大統領を作る
4. World Wide Web を日本語で作り直す
>>61707502
ウォーリーか楳図かずおか並みのセンスだな
今日の1枚
>>61707502
ダッサwwwwwwwwwww
What's your favorite city in Japan, anons?
I'm in love with Kyoto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulVRwaxwqgo
腕型自撮り棒w
>>61707678
人口みたいに全都市が同じに見える…
>>61707535
>>61707658
アメリカの国旗って元々こんなだからな
Making a Japanese cucumber salad in honor of you (kimchi unrelated)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5knbw65egs
>>61707766
13州のやつはイケてるやん
>>61707781
Don't forget to clean the cucumber after sex
my birthday cake has arrived!
I'm wondering if I should pm Tao and Rila tomorrow on Facebook and ask them to wish me happy birthday
>>61707887
is this a giant peanut butter cup?
>>61707502
日の丸と紅白幕になってしまう
>>61707926
I'm going to cut it so you can see inside, it's triple layer brownie
>>61707945
why are you such a normie?
I haven't celebrated my birthday since I was 16
>>61707678
こういう仰々しく作った動画ってあんまり好きじゃない
ストーリーがあるわけでもないし
普通に観光してるとこが見たい
>>61704531
I'm going to Japan for 3 months in September. I have a goal of sleeping with at least 1 different J-girl every night. This is definintely possible, right? 6'2" 210 10% bf with handsome face about to spread my genes.
>>61707678
Kyoto was cool, chilling by the river next to Kawaramachi and drinking with drunk young Japanese people
>>61707844
星が増えるごとにダサくなっていったんだ
>>61707932
真ん中に置けばいいか
>>61707887
Happy birthday,Rila lover!
japの頭の形が気持ち悪いんですがどうすればいいですか?
>>61707887
looks tasty!
>>61707945
>brownie
sounds yummy
>>61708021
If you're willing to pay, yup massage everywhere
>>61708164
>>61708188
I messed up the cutting because you need a big knife, it cost me £55 and I had to order it last Tuesday, it's 3.36kg.
Btw my birthday is actually tomorrow
>>61708188
make of vocaroo of you saying brownie
>>61708288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZZjotHsv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mbKkk1rsqk
やっと日本人の体格に都合のいい競技を発見した
やっぱり短足だから平地は苦手なんよ
逆に山や崖は得意
>>61708274
>your birthday is actually tomorrow
>cut your cake (by yourself)
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
・・・Y-you shouldn't have
What does 2chan think of 4chan
>>61708544
Weird
>>61708517
瞬時にこんな画像が出てくるとかすごい
ここってレベルの高いストーカーが集中してるよな
what does 2ch think of me?
>>61708274
>Btw my birthday is actually tomorrow
w-what?!
oh…
>>61708288
me「ぶらうにー」
なんのすごさもわからんけど
普通の頭。
上向いたポニーの後ろ頭が延び過ぎ
>>61708576
Is there any board similar to /b/ on 2chan?
>>61708617
テレビにあまり出ないマニアックなところを出すのがポイント
>>61708410
>日本はコミュニティがすごく強くて、みんな一緒に登ろうという感覚がある
アメリカのジムではどんな目に会ったんだ・・・この子
>awful at self study
>too poor to go to a school to learn japanese
haha I'd like to die now
>>61708410
>父親
どう見てもおじいちゃん
>>61708517
はぁはぁ
>>61708803
cuuuuuum
>>61708834
下から覗いたら
あかんでー
Hey, could any fluent Japanese speakers help me out please: I'm using Tae Kim and various other resources to try and learn Japanese and it's going pretty well, actually. The only problem I have (at the moment) is that, in Tae Kim, it says that you can't use the declarative statement [だ]after an い adjective, but how then do you know the sentence is finished? is there no grammatically correct situation in which the adjective would be the last word? I was just thinking if you said それは赤い, you'd need [だ] wouldn't you?
>>61708939
死んじゃダメ
生きろ
>>61708410
なんかさ、こういう女性スポーツマンを見ると、その子がAVに出演した時どんな感じになるのか想像しない?
この子が出るAVはどんなだろう
背の高いAV男優の体を全裸でクライミングしてアソコを突起(自主規制)に引っ掛けるみたいな?
茶でも飲むか
>>61708685
どこが普通なんだよ。絶壁頭気持ち悪いだろ。
あ、お前も絶壁だから普通に感じちゃったのかww
世界では奇形扱いだからな?
>>61709050
lol
「だ」 is the end of na- adjective, not i-adjective
U C?
>>61709050
Wouldn't you say desu or desu ka after an adjective to finish the sentence?
>>61709050
You can finish the sentence それは赤い without any declarative statement so you don't need to put だ after that
Just say それは赤い
do you like cucumber salad?
pic related cucumber salad I made
If you want I can make you and your mother/sister a nice german coleslaw. pls invite me
>>61709190 merry christmas
>>61704531
このOP画像、意味が分からない
なんかあえてこれをトップにする意味があったのか?
>>61709205
>>61709212
>>61709233
Thanks very much, senpai. Couldn't find an explanation anywhere else online, so it's much appreciated
>>61709275
Girls like cucumber with yonnaise
Speaking of adjectives
are there any other na-adjectives that end with i like kirei きれい
>>61709444
how do you know? are you a girl?
私を日本語教えます
>>61709275
why you added beard?
herro
today I hand in my japanese visa application
In 25 days I will be in japan and dying of heat and humidity
>>61709577
what? do you mean dill?
>>61709461
Do na-adjectives mean adjective verbs?
有名な
横柄な
曖昧な
>>61709565
>私を日本語教えます
*私が日本語を教えます
*私は日本語を教えます
*私に日本語を教えます
WHICH
>>61709686
Is it #4 :DDD
>>61709461
多大な、偉大な、尊大な・・・
「きれい」が「な」で終わるのは「綺麗」という言葉だから
i-adjectiveは「大きい」「高い」みたいに、「い」の部分がひらがなでしか書けない場合だけだよ
>>61709415
>>61709461
きれい(綺麗) is na-adjective (形容動詞)
きれいな顔
cf
うつくしい(美しい) is i-adjective(形容詞)
うつくしい顔
>>61709518
Would you like to eat my cucumber with yonnaise?
>>61709461
やさしい
>>61709762
only if you are a zainichi
>>61708939
イキロ
My English is awful,
but,I'm alive
>>61709275
mayonnaise,cucumber,and what?
did you peel cucumber?
How to make cucumber salad?
>>61709811
Pantsu-ya is zainichi, he's perfect for you
>>61709597
it seems like Canada is more comfortable to live in than Japan as far as I see the pic..
>>61709811
why?
>>61709734
Come to think of it, what is the difference between 大きい and 大きな?
>>61709818
yoghurt, mustard, dill, salt, pepper, garlic, onions, maybe salad herbs
depends on the cucumber if you have to peel it. if they're organic you can eat them with the peel
>>61709861
do you have single eyelids?
>>61709597
Drink water if you feel bad.
You can buy water everywhere by vending machines.
>>61709649
yes, it looked beard to me
>>61709597
where are you going to stay in Japan?
tokyo?osaka?
>>61710017
thank you so much.
sounds yummy.
i'll try to make this salad.
![424031_10151673375119988_1597942389_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FJqxJj9.jpg "424031_10151673375119988_1597942389_n[1].jpg")
>>61709859
Our winters tend to be much colder, though. (this is from a couple of years ago)
However, everywhere has central heating so it's ok.
>>61710057
i'll carry around one of those water cooler jugs
>>61710287
I'm going to south-central Okayama prefecture
>>61710287
this is my version there are many different, I make this is summer because it's refreshing
the most popular one is with vinegar and oil,
but I find it hard to find the right mixture and you should add sugar so it's not as healthy
t. Koch-lord
>>61709275
did you cum in the bowl? Why is it all white?
>>61710438
>you should add sugar
kill yourself
>>61710387
>Okayama
you should go 倉敷 (kurashiki)
>>61709681
>adjective verbs?
No, I don't think so
きれいな人
げんきな人
ゆめいな人
>>61709734
>>61709786
>>61709762
ありがとうございます
>>61710387
What will you do in Okayama?
>>61710604
>>61710705
I'll be living close by, so I'll definitely do it.
>>61710736
JET ALT for 1 year
>inb4 le english teacher in japan meme
I'm brown, can I come to Japan or are you full?
>>61710773
Why did you choose Okayama though? It's a nice place of course, but I'm curious.
>>61710017
I have double eyelids & slim jawbone
Why do Korean-roaches have such BIG jawbone?
>>61710387
おきゃやま
後楽園もええかな
Do you know Korakuen?
>>61710831
They passed a new law recently which states that all brown people are to be shot on sight.
>>61710840
広島弁より汚い岡山弁
>>61710773
>JET ALT for 1 year
>>inb4 le english teacher in japan meme
>knows about the meme
>Still does it anyway
>>61710528
yoghurt. you should try it too. I think it goes well with frogs
>>61710863
then I don't want to suck your dick. pls go away and don't reply to me anymore
>>61710840
You don't choose where you get placed when you go through JET. My three requests were Sagamihara, Osaka, and Niigata.
>>61710863
It's the garden in Okayama City, right?
I will visit it at some point.
>no college degree
>tfw i can't even be a meme english teacher in japan
>>61710863
>I have double eyelids & slim jawbone
kkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>61711017
Be a Japanese Uni student then.
>>61710974
>You don't choose where you get placed when you go through JET. My three requests were Sagamihara, Osaka, and Niigata.
I guess those places were full, it seems popular places tend to be full so you are almost impossible to be an English teacher in Tokyo even they have a lot of the slots.
>>61711181
I don't think any Japanese university would accept me when my high school gpa was bad enough that even US universities won't.
>>61711017
you saved yourself
>>61710974
穴マンの住んでいる金沢の兼六園に負けず劣らず
岡山の後楽園も素晴らしい
>>61710963
Get back to your nest
>>61711280
Even being a meme would let me work in Japan, I would be satisfied with that.
>>61710438
i got it
thank you~!
>>61711113
"A wise man never courts danger."
>>61710773
>living close
nice
and try eat きびだんご(kibidango)
>>61711340
Tbh I like japan and all, but I won't accept a shittier job than what I could get here.
If there is no extra reward there no point in taking such risk as going on the other side of earth.
これ以上ALTの常連が増えて、ここがBigDaikon.com 2.0みたいにならないといいけど
>>61711303
綺麗だね。
>>61711353
so about hooking me up with your zainichi friends...
>>61711234
You get placed depending on what a specific board of education is looking for. If the BOE in City X only wants ALTs from the UK, you will not get into City X if you are not from the UK even if you requested it.
Some factors they look at are
>Age
>Gender
>Nationality
>Japanese Ability
>College Major
>Driving Ability
>Teaching Experience
among others.
For instance, the school I am teaching at has a very strong science program, and I majored in a STEM field in university, which is probably why I was sent there.
>>61711303
すみません, わかりません. わたし の にほんご は ちょっと 悪い です.
>>61711413
It looks delicious, I like those little rice snacks.
>>61711455
Getting away from the sinking ship that is europe is a nice bonus
>>61711340
You just hate your own country because you think your life is shit, and believe in whenever you go to Japan you will magically become an alpha, right?
