Go home and be a family man edition
>>61701582
>eyes are arrows
assad did nothing wrong
also hillary should be hung from the rafters for helping to cause the syrian situation
>>61701632
>>61701740
>this is what liberals consider a sick burn
>>61701740
OHHH DAYUUM SICK BURN BRO.
>>61701632
Assad is a key Russian ally. That is a crime in America's world.
>its 3am again
>>61701933
Did you see thsi sick burn bro?
>>61701740
Anyone still awake?
How did you celebrate your 4th of july?
>>61701933
that's good to know mate
I'm sorry you have to live in trans capital usa
>dark skinned girl come to my workplace
>consider poo in loo joke
>I awkwardly ask her where she's from
>she says some town in sweden
>I sit there like a question mark
>>61701983
I watched three firework shows but most my day was spent shitposting on /cum/.
>>61702007
cucked
>>61702007
quintessentially swedish
Also my department at the grocery store where I worked received a new, young indian manager to replace the ornery old nig that was our former manager, and everything is running much better. This one guy has made me feel a lot better about poo in loos.
Post pics of where your filthy ass is from
>>61702017
My independence day was dinner with senpai and a bunch of kids shooting sparklers and roman candles in the streets
>>61702070
Some random Commie block, you?
>>61701986
>>61702122
from a smelly, overcrowded part of california and moved to a nice part of oregon
There's less fun stuff here but at least I don't see burning cars on the freeway
>>61702070
nice mountains
>>61702048
fugg
>>61702063
They seem ok really. She's kind of cute, actually. Nose is a bit on the big side, but I like that kind of thing. Some cosmetic flaw is nice.
Too bad I'm ultra sperg and can't intitiate a conversation or hold one to save my life.
>>61702200
sounds wonderful
Oh shit
>>61702642
whad habbened
>>61702070
is that bend?
>>61702668
yeh
kako je bilo za 4.?
jest vam sranje dred boze sacuvaj
mozete se komotno poubijati
Was in the gym
Not liking this exhausted meme one bit
>>61702070
>tfw Redondo Beach has no flag so I have to besmirch Torrance's good name instead
>Massive lead contamination in Flint
>Lead proven in multiple studies to cause violent behaviour with increased exposure
best lock down that city
Hey guys, question. Once you lose your virginity, if you don't continue to have sex at least every once in a while, can that make your dick shrink? It's been a few years since I've had sex and I think my dick is getting smaller. Anyone else experienced this? I'm getting worried.
>>61703797
It is called being American
>>61703797
You what
>>61704011
I assume that was supposed to be some kind of joke.
>>61704246
What don't you understand leaf?
>>61703797
if you don't use it you lose it
>>61703797
Try tugging on it while laying your eyes on some fine ass bitches.
>wake up at 5:30am
>start drinking beer to try and sleep again
ayyy lmao
>>61704299
Seriously leaf, have you heard of this happening? I can't think of any other reason my dick would be shrinking.
>>61704403
I jerk off plenty but that doesn't seem to be helping. Have you ever heard of this happening Sven?
>>61705042
no i haven't because it doesn't happen. wtf are you measuring anon?
>>61702007
hahaha
canada?
>>61705560
ya?
>>61705655
i love you
thank you for caring about us and sending 1k troops over here
>>61705718
y-you too latvia-kun
>tfw america is such a great ally they put up a plaque for the greatest Latvian president ever
Good morning!
>>61706454
lovely image
>>61706483
I though you'd appreciate it. You da real MVP.
>>61706532
:^)
i only got really old balt ones, need to make some clum pics when i get home
>>61706660
What goes on in /balt/?
>>61706817
Mornings are decent, but literally cancer from two latvian tripfags come out in thr evenings. Ive come to like this place more than balt
>>61706987
I just checked out their thread and it never fails to amuse me how memes are universal. Like going to /fr/ and seeing some french anon frogpost. The internet is a wondrous, terrifying place
>>61707171
Our resident meme is Kranklis
who /atwork/ here
>>61707428
me lmao xdd
>>61707428
Copywriter here. What do you do, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvgftbcWT3I
anime is shit
>>61707527
CAD design senpai
>>61707820
Neat, what field if you don't mind my asking?
>>61707455
What do you do, Latvia-kun? Nice dubs btw
>>61707428
ya
It's going to be hot as fuck again please save me
>>61707894
construction. It's a comfy job but it's my second job so I won't be here forever
>>61702007
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
she must be on /int/, the cheeky girl
>>61702070
oregano top tier
>>61702111
DID SENPAI NOTICE U?!?!??!?!??!?!?!!??!?!!?
How many books do you have on your hard drive?
I have like 10. worth it's weight in gold :^)
>>61702730
fug, lucky you. how did u pick Bend.
>tfw from california and literally didnt even think oregon was a real place
>>61701582
Have babies and be a mom edition. its more like their faces should be switched.
i got three words for you: VA SECT OMY
>>61702070
Annapolis, it's a cool place
What board do you think has the best wiki
>>61708195
Can manga be considered books?
>>61707428
im a work from home fuck
currently not working, just shitbosting, tho. getn ready to go outside (fug) and get some ergcercize.
>tfw have to see other people besides qt and qts family in real life.
>always thinking "poo in loo" and other /int/ memes in public these days
>>61708276
can the sidewalk be condidered a loo?
answer: kind of...but its a shitty definition.
*tips hat brim
>>61708264
Maryland is literally the GOAT state.
>>61707894
a lot of stuff, everything that needs to be done at any time at the place i work.
inventory managment, restock the store, technical stuff etc
>>61708173
>Hamburger Helper talking shit in the corner
every time
>>61708264
Problem: ITS IN MARYLAND
>>61708393
I literally am Hamburger Helper, tho.
>>61708420
>>61708392
There was a Latvian and an Estonian at my highschool. Both were in my Latin class. the Latvian dude was hella chill. The estonian guy was from planet sperg.
>>61708503
NOVA
O
V
A
buttmad richmonders and Norfolk's will lie and say we bring down the state when we LITERALLY make it good lmao
>>61708503
Why is Virginia so rich?
Are they jews?
>>61708529
Latvians once again prove to be best balt :^)
>>61708579
No just welfare queens.
>>61708579
Probably a lot of old money
>>61708579
Federal government, big companies, retired politicians etc. DC commuters. All the shilling that goes on in our capital is in Maryland and Northern Virginia. Also, those are the cunts that have been turning Virginia blue every election
>>61708382
But nausicaa is more of a book than what that GoT guy writes
>>61708772
true
>>61708579
no gf to spend money on
>>61708663
Virginia never had old money families. NoVA was full of poor dirt farmers subsisting on the land before the fedgov exploded.
feels good not contributing to society
>>61708563
Why are denying the truth? You know that if you vote for Hillary, and you guys will, you could literally decide the election?
Reading books takes so long. We really need to expedite this process or no one in the 21st century will have time to read books unless you're so rich you don't work
>>61709098
>>61709464
Low energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU
>>61709464
I know some people can read super fast but I don't really get how it's enjoyable. For fiction especially, a lot of its appeal is lost when read at a more brisk pace because I feel like there isn't enough time to visualize what's going on in the text. It's basically like watching a movie on fast forward.
anyone watching the CBSN speech
Fuck authority
>>61709464
Some guy made this great invention called Audible by Amazon, for lazy bastards or when you're a Mexican and are stuck 3 hours in traffic back from work if you really want to know what the fuck is a book about and the only spare time you have is your drive home it's something, still will never replace the feeling of reading a book and having a shit ton of ideas and mind imaginery and mindscapes
>>61710798
*fucks your dad*
>>61710817
If you lived in a country where they had enough money for paved roads, you could read the paper book while your Tesla drives you home.
>american justice
>>61710891
>£60,000 for the base model
l0l
>>61708503
>tfw my county is there
We wuz wealthy n shiet
I wrote this /cum/, are you proud of me?
>>61710891
>Tesla
exquisite meme
>American criminal prosection
I want to move to a city. But which one
>>61711160
Why?
>>61711160
>I want to move to a city
No you don't retard
>>61711160
Why are people who grew up in small towns always so bitter?
I dream about living in the sun
>>61711210
Yes I do
>>61711203
Because I have nothing to do and no friends. All the scenic views in the world can't fix loneliness
>>61711278
you'd burn up before you even reached the surface of the sun
>>61711307
Even Napolian Dynamite had friends and look where he lived. You just gotta expand your social circle nigga. Get into board games or Magic.
I want to go to a big national park but I'm terrified of the grizzlies out here. Just read a story about an attack up in Alaska. Not really willing to die rn
>>61711307
You think it's any easier making friends in the city?
>>61711468
Just be smart and stay on trails
Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
>>61711468
Then come to one without bears baka. Even so RARELY is anything going to happen if you follow the rules. Stay away from them and don't try to get close.
>>61711307
I see what you mean, but are you cut out for city life? It's not something that's easy to adjust to
>>61711517
Or just bring a fucking gun.
gud edishun
As far as I know, making friends is literally impossible after school ends no matter where you live. High school and college were the perfect grounds for forced socialization. Hell once you reach age 26 or something people are probably cutting back on friends and getting serious with committed relationships
Adults don't make friends.
>>61711536
Can we have guns in the parks?
>>61711578
>Can we have guns in America
Yes you dummy. However you're not ever supposed to shoot it under any circumstances but I don't think you'd get too much flak if a bear is attacking you and you shot it.
How was your Independence day, Ameribuds?
>>61711742
Ate a few burgers and downed some beer then launched a shit ton of fireworks. Pretty dang good
>>61711742
Watched The Flash all day with gf and then watched the fireworks from our apartment balcony. Pretty good.
>>61711742
Sad day, didn't celebrate anything
>>61711776
>1776
Well fuck me that's just fantastic. FREEDOM
>>61711943
Get the fuck out of this country now
>>61702063
The Indians who actually get visas to enter the US tend to be pretty good. My neighbor came here from India about six months ago and he's been pretty cool so far.
>>61711776
The chosen one
>>61702070
Post a gang vid from yo city bitches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3hMF3ldhtQ
Getting gauges was the biggest mistake I have ever made
>>61712372
Is a pic enough?
>>61712403
>tfw when no tattoos or piercings
>>61712472
me in the middle
>>61701582
>>61712472
my nigga drizzy on the right.
>>61712372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j1Dp440jX8
>>61712372
The classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biLxvTMtcz0
so many beer farts
>cant wake up
>>61712403
>people on 4chan have guages now
sometimes I get the impression the people who post here aren't stupid
Another day hanging out with my friends on 4chan!
>>61712403
did you go past double 0?
>>61713005
>friends
i wouldnt go that far
>>61712372
>have one chance at life
>born black
But why
I am now entering middle age and jobs are still difficult to find.
I literally have 10+ years of software development experience and have been involved in some very large projects.
The future is dark kids.
You may as well order your helium tanks now.
>>61712561
>>61713080
start
your
own
business
People 30+ still hoarding entry level jobs should be killed. you have real skills now. GTFO and let kids work the easy shit
looking forward to this meme gimmick hockey world cup in a few months. Think the US has got a solid team
>>61713218
We always have a solid team, regardless of the tourney, but Canada is always better. Also a bit salty about torts leaving kessel off the team
>>61713144
>just b urself
>just start a company bro
>>61713144
I'm seriously considering it.
Not sure where to start though.
But rest assured anon, it's not our fault that you younger people also have it hard to find a job.
Blame management.
>>61713340
w-we'll see this time.
>>61702070
Only halfway decent photo there is, the power plant in the back has been torn down. I live in one of these counties>>61708503 btw
>>61713559
Forgot pic
Is it gay to fuck a FtM in the pussy? I'm a bifag and I'm wondering if that's as gay as fucking a trap.
This movie is an absolute classic
>>61712751
>>61712854
Nuke the South.
>>61713608
Less gay than fucking a trap but still gay
>>61713608
You mean MtF?
ayyy lmao
ayyy lmao
ayyy lmao
ayyy lmao
ayyy lmao
ayyy lmao
ayyy lmao
ayyy lmao
>>61714105
Nope. FtM. A girl that dresses as a dude in transitioning. she still has a pussy but dresses and kind of looks like a dude. she's dtf and I'm horny AF to be honest family member.
I got a Unicorn buds
AYYY LMAO MA NIGGA
>>61714230
Well, dependinf on how far along she is could be less gay than fucking a MtF or could be even more gay
>>61714230
If it looks like a dude,it is gay as fuck
>>61714333
Well I'm a biscum degenerate so I'll just say no homo and go for it.
>walked outside to get a red bull down the street
>dry out
>get red bull and exit the store
>it's dumping and now I'm very wet
JUST
>>61713969
Plss no
Pupper
HOL UP
ayyy lmao
Fucking traps isnnt gay because they look femenine, and fucking women that look extremely manly is gay.
para ser honesto.
My dick is about THIS big
ayyy lmao
cyka blyat
ayyy rmao
UK and Australia have a banter culture
why not US or Canada?
>>61714857
We literally invented banter. don't let /int/ memes cloud your judgement.
>>61714857
Them's fightin' words
I don't know, we're oddly sensitive about shit like that.
No charges for Clinton wew.
>>61714882
but it seems like Canadians are getting bullied more than they are bantering
>>61714976
yeah but /int/ isn't real life is it
>>61714857
Because all the civilized Anglos came to North America and the chavs stayed behind. Australia's just a prison.
>>61715003
tru 90% of canadian convos is banter
>>61714976
There are one or two autists that always get triggered and post more than anyone else. Might be proxy fags to be quite honestly desu with you frank
eh
watcha gonna do
ayyy lmao
Lakshmi
Will you marry me?
ayyy lmao
>>61714857
we have roasting culture
how is your independence day going?
Got the rest of the day off. Finally get to see my girl Clinton IRL
>>61715529
Little late to the party there Boris.
rate my program
Press F to pay respects to our fallen heroes
>>61714857
Australia started as a prison colony, the only way to stay sane was to get drunk and take the piss out of one another. As for the UK, perhaps it's their miserable weather that instills a sense of irony into the population.
Americans are too happy and literal to be good at banter, and Canadians are just Commonwealth Yanks so it rubs off on them I guess.
>>61715752
Stop verbally abusing him or I'll report you to General Trudeau
>>61714548
tfw no qt traps in mexico.
Bien culero.
>>61715502
cringe
>>61716164
I'm sorry, I'll be sure to stop by the police to report my privilege abuse later.
>>61716210
>>61716204
>>61716210
>>61716233
I'm Jeb Bush and I approve of this message
>>61716233
You better
>>61716290
Hello Jeb Bush and I approve of this message
>>61714230
wew. Lindsay really destroyed herself. She was good looking, what a waste.
CATHOLIC CRUSADE TO TAKE NORTH AMERICA WHEN??
>>61716374
Want to sit whit the big dudes, spicy?
>>61716374
Aye
What do /cum/ think about our great leader and savior, Lord Peña?
>>61716596
mmyes
hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk
>>61716749
He's gonna have tough times ahead, having to pay for our wall
>>61716596
Kek, I thought that was the Comedy Central logo in the bottom right
>>61716749
WEW LAD
>>61716749
post the webm
![1244053804986[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2gn2TYK.png "1244053804986[1].png")
>>61717120
eyyyyyyyyy wazzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh
>>61717120
>>61717314
the gif made me laugh but since you save it from tumblr i'll have to say tou're a vapeman
>>61717386
>>61717330
>>61717386
got it from google swear on me mum
ha
ha
>>61717456
Don't swer on u mum anon that's baddie
might dip into the leftover July 4th beer rn
>>61717330
there's a longer version in which you see him sperging out after the handshake. I'll see if I can find it
>>61717530
sorry
swear on ur mum
>mom calls again right in the middle of jacking off
This is the second time in like a week. How does she know?
>>61717644
>>61717660
They do brujeria.
>>61717660
your own fault for stopping
>>61717742
mecos
Why do Americans date fatties?
Is it so bad with normal looking women in USA they have to eat shit?
>>61717660
>in the middle of a nice fap
>mom calls
>we argue
>hang up
>can't even finish
>>61717660
why would your mom call you when she's jacking off?
;^)
>>61717879
send me russian gf
>>61717879
being fat is a sign of high social status.
It signals wealth to potential m8s.
>>61718027
are you rich?
>>61718027
>cat eye mascara
>>61717879
Better than a woman whit a rat moustach.
>>61717879
Some chubby girls are cute 2bh.
>>61718027
THIS
SEND HELGA 2BH LADS
>>61718048
>being fat
>can't even start lifting and sit on the diet which consists with expensive fruits
I don't get this. Being fat means you don't have money to go outside and buy quality food.
>>61718075
I'm a student with a promising future
>>61718117
>>61718109
didn't ask Mexicans, I know you're apes with pervert standarts (lack of stadarts)
>>61718164
>student
>promising future
choose one
and if it's choice number two then you'll drop out and start learning a trade
Wish I lived in a mid-sized american city and had a comfy office job and a beautiful but somewhat plain gf
>>61718253
Me too my Nordic brother, me too.
>tfw not American
>cannot live the American dream
>barely making any money
>no car
>summer is flying by
