white britain edition
caran
wrong timeline 2016
cant wait till we all die
>>61682883
none me
new thread new me
>>61682956
cheeky minx
Cuccboi pronounced koosh-bwa refers adherents of the age old tradition of french Huguenot protestants who in their attempt to avoid the brutal persecution levied against them by the catholic ancien regime, allowed local petty nobility unfettered sexual access to their wives. The reason why they did this is because they feared for their fine goose fat and paté production, which the papist elites often threatened by suggesting new tariffs implementation.
However under reign of King Louis IV (le Roi-Soleil) the practice was outlawed and had to be continued underground, luckily after the French Revolution, Rosseau and Napoleon re-instated the practice claiming that its suppression was another case of tyranny under the ancien-regime and that Protestants inalienably had the right to have their wives tended to by other men.
In 1793 upon the dawn of Haitian revolution, cuccboi planters in Haiti struck an allegiance with the slave rebellion leader Touissant Louverture (the agreement was upheld by Jean-Jacquelines Dessalines upon Haitian independence), citing that in exchange for protection of their indigo producing estates and plantations from both rebel-led violence (but interestingly not rape) but also protection against potential attacks by the catholic government, the cuccbois would sign sexual contract with the black haitian ex-slaves, regarding their wives.
An interesting sidenote is that Haitian-descended Alexandre Dumas was well renowned in Cuccboi circles for his apparent prowess with the wives of Cuccbois and actually the theme and story of the 3 musketeers was a homage to trials and tribulations of 3 Cuccbois, a fact often overlooked and downplayed in line with Napoleonic code sensibilities.
The cuccboi treatise were amended throughout french colonial empire to include all black men by ‘Le Grande Assemblie des Cuccbois’ in 1840. Since that day cuccbois have sought refuge, protection and sexual satisfaction (for their wives) from black men..
reminder
I love you.
>>61682956
You reckon she's ever taken it in the arse?
>trying to write CV
>cant think of anything
dunno how people do it desu
Why are penguins good racing car drivers?
>>61682995
just be urself
>>61683033
Practice
>>61682995
Very good
Your entire life is decided on how good looking you are
Mummy will make Britain white again.
>>61682883
Does it snow in southern and western ireland?
>>61683026
fingered her outside a pub in shoeburyness once
helinitiniusanctimoniusadictamination
>>61682995
me completely invisible in the middle
>>61682994
>sexual satisfaction (for their wives) from black men..
stopped reading there
>>61683056
cumslut May will win though
Just realised I haven't watched Takeshi's Castle in years.
>>61683052
Because they are always in POLE position!
my neighbour from liverpool has been asking me to come up and have a drink with him
should i?
Gone interrailing for 3 weeks with my mate. How can I deal with no wanks? Will I have to find a female to touch my willy?
>>61683150
prefer not to say
>>61682995
>left guy couldn't get contacts, go to the gym, shave that shitty neckbeard, get a haircut, use accutane etc. etc.
Aaaah yes, most impressive.
>>61683174
how hard is it to sneak off for a quick wank in a hostel toilet?
>>61683146
That is simply the result of their constant practice. There is very little else to do in Antarctica.
yes yes well done janny well done janny
HOWEVER
>>61683174
>with my mate
:(
Does everyone in Europe drive manual transmission cars? Bought a manual car and honestly regretting it desu.
>anon I heard you don't like french girls, is this true?
>>61682883
LOVE this image tbqh
I was wondering how normies can go literally days without wanking. Then I realised that they actually spend most of their time outside doing things.
>>61683174
it won't cross your mind m8
*takes a big long sniff*
ah yes very good
>>61683150
*spoils ballot*
>>61683231
*puts dunce hat on you*
aww bless x
>>61683231
>honestly regretting it desu
why? and most people here do, i think automatics cost a fair bit more
>>61683231
Manual cars are fucking stupid
Thank god they are slowly declining
shit lads just remembered it's my gfs birthday tomorrow
that was a close one kek
>will no longer have a teenage gf
:/
liverpool mentioned
>>61683029
what have you got so far
>>61683244
Its the sex, i dont need to wank for days after t b h
liverpool mentioned again
>>61683294
>Thank god they are slowly declining
Haha, nope
>>61683231
If you drive an automatic in Europe you will be considered lazy/ incapable
play 00s bangers
https://youtu.be/Tn-qE-h7s84
used to listen to this floorfiller in the back of the car on the way to school
>>61683231
If you take your test in an automatic, you're not licensed to drive a manual here. Take a test in a manual you can drive automatic. so... we mostly drive manual.
*sighs*
Wish I had a mate I could do stuff with. Almost glad I've never had a real friend so I don't know what I'm missing.
>>61682995
Guys that look the way the one on the right does are always more socially adept than guys that look the way the one on the left does, so they become creepy and weird, and less approachable.
I mean, let's be fair here, while the guy in the left clearly has an ugly face, he's exasperating it by not washing, having long greasy hair and acne, disgusting facial hair, and he's clearly fat and double chinned. Those are all things he could change about himself. He could improve his appearence and not look like a child rapist. It's his own fault
Speaking generally to all you socially inept uggos in here desu.
t. guy on the right.
>>61683231
>Does everyone in Europe drive manual transmission cars?
Most people do.
>Bought a manual car and honestly regretting it desu.
What are you?A woman or just a faggot?
>>61683303
nonce
>>61683270
Because probably like 95% of all cars here are automatic and people drive like maniacs. They drive right up to my ass so if i am not perfect with my clutch i will roll back into them on hills. If you get stuck in traffic rip, i don't know i just get super anxious driving the car.
At least no one will steal my car because barely anyone can drive manual.
>>61683303
what you get her
I don't drive but manual seems really complicated
>>61682956
>>61683373
nothing lmao
Are you aware Portuguese girls are angels? Well you are now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLLTVu7Qbnk
>>61683346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8
This song was released 11 (eleven) years ago.
>>61683369
>people drive like maniacs
poor road design desu
>if i am not perfect with my clutch i will roll back into them on hills
just takes practice, you'll get used to it
>>61683359
>>61683349
>>61683339
>>61683294
>>61683270
>>61683269
Okay, i guess the general consensus is to man up. I have only been driving manual for like 4 days so hopefully it gets better.
all jokes aside the no gf is becoming a reality
>>61683294
FUCK OFF YANK
>>61683400
It is if you're a girl or a poofta.
Ah yes, well said.
the NHS will collapse in our lifetime
just think of all those obese working class people who took advantage of it
Looks like there's going to be a big fall out between the EU Commission (ideologues and bureaucrats) who want to punish the UK and commercial nation states with big industrial lobbies (like Germany) who want to keep doing business and have no interest in freezing the Brits out. Interesting times ahead.
>>61683346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu0cE9RgK5M
>>61683410
yes I was aware
>>61683427
Hang in there bud
sprinkling salt into my japs eye for a laugh
>>61683369
Just drive youll get the hang of it, itll become second nature
>>61683331
my qualifications
thats it
>>61683485
seasoning is important
>>61683460
>tfw I haven't sent foot in a hospital in 15 years
>>61683460
>paying for healthcare
fucking great !!!!!
>>61683456
WTF i hate white people now
>>61683492
and extra curriculars/hobbies? if not just make some up tbqh
>>61683427
Operating a manual gearbox is probably the only remotely challenging thing about driving a car. Once you get used to it, it becomes second nature.
>>61683540
there's _nothing_ challenging about it 2bh
Can't wait to pretend I'm Welsh if they somehow win the Euros
>>61683427
You'll get better la, I remember when I was taking lessons and I used to have some real struggles with the clutch which led to my instructor suggesting I might need to try automatic instead. Long story short I told him to fuck off and got a new instructor and now I've been driving for over 2 years and I'm like bloody Michael Schumacher.
Couldn't imagine driving an automatic in this country, would be extremely embarrassing
>>61683460
yeah fat poor who smoke and drink like fuck then blame it on banks for not having enough money to subside their shitty health
>Ingesting near-fatal amounts of poison because it's fun
Okay, we all know guys who drink a lot. But I swear, women are the most retarded when it comes to alcohol. Is it because they are hard wired to ignore the consequences of their actions?
imagine sitting in your room and filming this, thinking it's a good idea
https://www.fb.com/adraycun/videos/996166703813305/
Why can't they just charge people for certain things on the NHS.
Like everyone gets offered initial help, but if they deny it or do something that goes against the help, the have to pay from then on.
Thinking along the lines of smoking/obesity related illness.
>>61683456
what a fucking cunt.
>>61683616
women are faggots
just got Transmission
what does it mean by local session
>>61683616
they get hit harder by it, something about natural fat levels.
>>61683619
>just under 4k likes
we really need another war
>>61683616
it's because they try and keep up with lads but their bodies aren't able for it + they mainly drink spirits so they get alcohol poisoning
if you drink pints you'll puke before that
lads
It's taken Al Pacino 1 hour and 48 minutes to go full Pacino
>>61683540
>>61683489
>>61683479
>>61683575
>tfw the first time i took the car out i stalled in the middle of a major intersection 5 times in a row and then dumped the clutch while redlining and peeled out of it and could smell my clutch i just wanted to get out of there so bad
>dad who is the only person i know who can drive stick is laughing his ass as i keep stalling in that intersection
Almost as bad as when i was stopped on a hill with a 200,000 car behind me and i stalled twice trying to find the biting point of my clutch. I am a lot better now. My biggest problem is downshifting and smooth upshifts now. Going to try and incorporate rev matching into my driving. Scared shitless to go on a highway still though.
Thanks for the help m8s.
>>61683619
what is the angle here? Is it meant to be a joke?
>>61683620
Because that's far too fucking complicated and wouldn't work.
Where do you draw the line on lads who drink load every weekend and get into an accident and the man who has one weekend of ehavy drinking but has his heart pack in because he isn't used to it?
It'd be a nightmare of bureaucracy even trying to chase it all up.
>>61683699
nonce
>>61683652
She's a Canuck. What do you expect?
>>61683700
getting an erection is difficult at that age tbf
>>61683704
>stalled in the middle of a major intersection 5 times in a row
howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF17QX96FG0
>>61683770
It was worth the wait
>>61683740
>have to get your stomach pumped from drinking
>have to pay for it
shit like that I assume
>>61683704
I used to do things like that too and was so close to giving up, now I couldn't imagine stalling the car
>>61683704
>the first time i took the car out i stalled in the middle of a major intersection
Why would you go to a major intersection the first time you drove the car?
But it took me fucking ages to not stall every time I stopped the car, so don't feel too bad.
>>61683699
This semen demon. Who is she?
>>61683492
Include a short statement briefly describing yourself. List your technical skills and your soft skills. Also list work experience, you can even list your mandatory work experience you had to do at the end of year 10. Even if it's completely irrelevant to what field you want to work in, you can just lie and say that it helped you develop some soft skills like organisation or customer service. Then list a few hobbies/interests if you are really passionate about anything in particular. Just try to keep your CV down to two sides of A4 maximum and try to keep it concise (use bullet points when listing skills and qualifications). Most employers will just throw away a CV if they can't be bothered to read through it. Also ensure that you have no spelling errors, they give employers a bad impression.
when's the last time you had sex lads
>>61683836
thanks m8
Just got in from work lol
Gotta go to bed and be up at 7 again lol
>>61683789
Again where do we draw the line though?
>Dosy cunt trying home repairs doesn't adequately look after himself and falls off a ladder breaks his knee/saws through his hand
>Moron on a phone walks out in front of a car and gets hit
>Person rollerskating falls over and bangs a knee
You could argue these are all risks and people not taking adequate care, should they pay too?
Business idea: pay the NHS if your illness is purposely caused by yourself (eg smoking/drinking)
>>61683785
Not anymore
>>61683781
>>61683828
>>61683813
It was my dads idea, i just panicked hard and that is the worst thing you can do. Their really should be a manual license like in other countries, i was in no way prepared to go out and drive it on the roads with everyone else. I am fine with getting the car rolling at stops now finding the biting point and mastering that was really helpful. Just learning to upshift and downshift correctly desu.
>>61683855
April haha
Before that was January haha
Before that was nearly a year haha
Need a gf desu
Feel like the overall quality of yank posting has gone up over the last month or so. Like those mongy ones got fed up of getting FOYed and finally fucked off but the ones who can handle a bit of bullying and a laugh are still here.
Canada still as dreadful as ever though
>>61683832
sarah snyder
Charge people £5 for each GP visit
B O O M
>significant revenue stream
>time wasting cucks stay at home instead
>>61683965
I actually remember Canada as being just victims fumbling around after getting constantly harassed by Australians then something happened and now they're just shit posters
>britain
>white
kek
>>61683900
except most people already pay the NHS
>>61683988
I'm for a free health service but I do think a £10-15 fee for the GP would help massively.
>>61684011
What's that, Ting Tong?
>>61683996
Another classic from c*n*d* here >>61684011
Require my willy to be inside a girl desu
>>61683789
I think he was only talking about circumstances where the patient refuses to try and improve themselves. For example, pretty much all smoking-related health issues can be avoided if you quit smoking. So while the NHS should offer services that help smokers quit for free, you should be charged for other smoking-related health issues. Likewise, if you're morbidly obese and you refuse to make an effort to lose weight, you should have to pay for it.
>>61683562
FedoraTip.webm
T. Someone who has driven only manual cars all his life
Maisie
>>61683616
what, did one night of drinking make her gain 30 pounds?
Friend won't leave my house FFS
>>61683988
>>61684031
>Poor/Tight person refuses to go to doctor to check out symptoms
>Only go to the doctor when the disease/illness has become worse
>Treatment takes longer and more expensive for the NHS
Yeah, great idea you fucking mongs
>>61684057
The use of the word require is rather concerning here. Will have to monitor your future whereabouts as you're a potential rapist
>>61684082
>gaysie
>>61683894
not that guy, i just mean for a short list of things like i mentioned
room is literally so hot I am dripping sweat
>>61684041
>>61684046
ebin bosts m'80s :DDD
>>61684109
people on bennies get two free passes per year
B O O M
O
O
M
>>61684124
It's really funny that you'd reply to me with that name for a reason I cannot disclose haha
>>61684082
more troll please
business idea: traffic drugs in fake ambulances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2lJPHmZPLg
>>61672305
>>61672305
Fuck this chinky paki
I refuse to go to the dentists because I shouldn't have to pay for it
fuck off peruANO with leaf
>>61684136
Yes, but that's the point, you can't have a free health service then select random things like that to charge for.
Nobody goes out to get their stomach in a state of needing to be pumped as nobody goes out to break a leg or smash a knee doing house work. Sometimes these things happen by people not paying attention. You can't penalise one and not the other unless you basically just start charging for everything, at which point the NHS is redundant.
Universal free healthcare is exactly that.
>>61684212
Left: Juncker
Right: Good honest British fish-stocks
>>61684175
t. Essex
I remember you from your summer placement here :')
>trump doesn't drink
Not sure how I feel about this
>>61684186
>reducing Brexit to winners and losers
runt behaviour
*twists the knob outside your cell to turn on the scalding water*
>>61684266
me in't back
>have agency lads in work
>been with us 18 months, work well
>apply for their own jobs on a permanent basis
>don't get it
>bring in new people
>have to tell the agency lads that Wednesday is their last day
Felt bad man.
lads you won't believe what I just got up to
so like, I went down stairs
it's 7 am here btw
opened the cupboard and found some oats
in a spontaneous decision I put them in a pan with some milk
and then heated them up
just finished eating them haha
feeling a bit wild today
>>61684186
maybe they should have voted
>>61684331
shit one
where are you lads going this summer?
>>61684254
Nope
>>61683855
never haha
>>61684243
I shouldn't have to pay for some fat fuck's dinner because he refuses to listen to the doctor's advice and still eats too much. If a patient doesn't follow the doctor's advice then they shouldn't get free treatment from them.
>>61684331
>On a 12 month contract at work
>Great job but got it way too early in my career
>There is no longer any room for me in the team but they're trying to move people around to find a way of justifying me staying
>Want to quit anyway as want an excuse to go travelling
Mixed feels
reminder that article 50 will never be triggered
what exactly is it that hillary is supposed to have done wrong?
Going to have a wank but I don't deserve it.
>>61684414
Murdered US troops by withholding reinforcements during a firefight to not upset the Libyan authorities
>>61684420
why not?
>>61684420
livestream
>>61684376
Oh my fucking god how simple are you?
Should you pay for people that are routinely stupid, or people who for twenty years ignore the advice of doctors on lifting or sitting straight and have back problems, or not exercising enough, or eating too many sweets, or working around dangerous fumes.
There are so many combinations of shit. It has to all be free or none of it. You can't pick and choose what you charge for, it doesn't make sense.
>I shouldn't have to pay for some stupid cunt's dinner because he wasn't careful at work and smashed a back bone
>>61684434
actually, all she's accused of is using her personal email for work purposes. Fucking LOL
What's your take on Farage stepping down?
>>61683966
>sarah snyder
Tfw any chick with a decent pair of tits is a "freelance model" with millions of instagram followers reminding her daily of how hot she is. I miss the time when you could discover hidden talent and work on her self esteem isolately. Fuck the wired world Senpai.
NEED a high test ginger gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5do4LfGHKcA
>>61684414
insider trading
Autechre if I'm honest (desu)
Think I might be becoming a lefty lads
Become incredibly anti big business/multinationals/tax the rich, etc. recently
Send help
>>61684461
Not him but you're stupid
He's clearly diving a line between accidental and non-accidental and you're chatting about something else
Be quiet runt
anon thinks not sending reinforcements = physically shooting someone in the face.
wtf
>>61684499
double thicc
>>61684461
Being fat is an active choice. Being stupid isn't.
>>61684243
oh fuck off mate, if you drink to the point you need to get your stomach point then it is absolutely your fault, and you should pay for it
I don't mean other accidental things like not setting up your ladder correctly and falling off and breaking your arm.
>>61684479
Fair enough, he's fulfilled what he worked incredibly hard to do and he deserves a huge break from it all
>>61684488
proofs ??
>>61684499
the flashbulb tbqhwyf
>>61684515
who does?
>>61684503
>>61684533
Literal morons. Insectoids as stupid as you two are the reason people like me make decisions in life - you can't even reason properly.
You're dismissed.
>>61684483
what? calm down she's hardly underground she's dating Jaden Smith
Acne is flaring up again
Need to cut out all dairy and crap again
Fuck sake, back to being hungry
in you're wildest dreams you couldn't picture a nigger like me
>next year it will be 2017
really makes you think
post James Bond choices
>>61684572
this guy >>61684434
>>61684448
Skipped today's bike ride
>>61684454
*vaughnlive is overloaded*
oops sorry ;)
>>61684547
>If you don't set up your ladder properly or work to the point you're too tired to adequately focus and drill through your hand you are at fault, and you should pay for it.
Stupid little ant.
>>61684501
being ambidextrous is a good skill to have mate don't worry
>>61684579
>name-caller claims that others can't reason properly
>>61684617
VAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHNNNN
>>61684600
>there are people in this thread that will live to/past 2100
Imagine what the world will look like
>>61684605
She ordered them to not intervene.
>>61684553
youtube documentary totally legit dood
>>61684596
seems to be sugar that does it for me
>>61684618
that was a shit equivalency m8. really shit.
>>61684605
well he's wrong, it was worse than that
she actually removed security forces during the libyan civil war despite repeated calls for more security by the now dead embassy staff
one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard about from a politician in recent years, suprised she's still running
>>61684617
draw pics x
>>61684582
Really? I thought he was gay.
https://www.fb.com/skynews/videos/1389123671102226/
bit rude
Serena Williams is thicc af.
Deffo would.
Owen Jones seems like a nice bloke
Just a nonce. He'll grow out of his views.
>shaken not stirred
>>61684662
Not at all, it's exactly the same.
People make mistakes, just because it isn't as cliche as going out and drinking too much doesn't mean it's any different.
Is Nick Kyrgios an average Australian lad?
>>61684604
Christian Bale tbqh. Sooner or later.
yankee politics are a literal farce
On holiday lads
>>61684635
still not murder you fucking hysterical queer
Fucking tired lads
>>61684618
Falling off a ladder is something that happens almost instantly. Liver poisoning is something that accumulates over time, there is plenty of time for the patient to be warned.
>>61684736
>Say that to my face
>>61684547
EXCEPT YOU ARE ALREADY PAYING FOR IT DUMBFUCK
>>61684634
One united superstate in the West. race-mixing has led to the average person looking like a mulatto. Pure white people only exist in remote places like Iceland after Poland finally succumbed to multiculturalism in 2085 after a long and hard battle.
>>61684716
Except one is done for recreational purpose and the other isn't, one is done with full awareness that it will harm you, and the other is just a possibility.
>>61684703
Source
having a cheeky protein shake lads
chocolate mint
>>61684811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnropmz50Kw
is chris evans autistic?
>>61684760
In the US it is
>>61684787
no shit
>>61682883
How do you think this looser ratjawoski or w/e will react when I ravish his qt
>>61684703
Who will tim kill first himself or the dentist?
there is no air in my room unless I leave the window open for 3 days in the winter
it is painful to sit in my room
>>61684807
>>61684775
I'm done.
You're far too stupid to grasp the wider concept. I'm surprised you can even find the plug socket to turn your internet on.
Stupid little boys. Thank Christ you don't run the country.
>>61684852
proofs ?
>>61684562
stfu leaf
>>61684851
No, just a sociopath
>>61684846
christ
poor tim
>>61684876
you're really shit at pissing people off senpai, assuming that's what you're trying to do.
>>61684703
T̢͕͎̮̭̣̳͈͜I͍̱̯̞̖͞Ḿ̱̲͟
>>61684876
>plug socket
>turn your internet on
You're clearly quite uneducated.
>adjust monitor volume settings for a really quiet video
>put it all the way up
>forget about it
>open a regular video
is it possible to be diabetic if you don't have any of the dangerous symptoms and only exhibit acne from high glycemic foods ?
kill the commoner
LOVE using the free scrollwheel on my mouse to go to the bottom of the page quickly, skipping all your pissant posts
>>61684862
his teddy bears
moosey will be the suffer from his wrath
>>61684777
Sure Alba might be chosen in the near future to make a statement or whatever, but that will soon go out of fashion and a matured Bale will be the obvious choice. Mark my words family.
>tony blair is a war criminal
>hillary is corrupt
you cry babbies needs to stfu
war means war, dumbarses
bleeding heart rorkes
rate my new shoes lads
»61684950
You just need to type #bottom on the end of the url
>>61685015
hope she likes pneumonia
is tim just a slightly more stable CWC?
