czech edition
Gypsy cunt
fucc
>>61677810
Did Czech driver get caught? I don't see many videos of him these days.
>>61677810
how sad is it that i remember this particular scene
Damn those hips
>>61677905
I thought these were all fake.
>>61677810
>>61677810
gib link
>>61677905
Anon...
>>61677812
>the double cross and trimount is also more relevant to us than you
by what logic if it was first used by Hungarian kings in that way together?
>>61677810
Oh. I thought they only made these types of films in gay porn.
What a small world.
>>61677974
Yes but they can still get busted by the police for public indecency or whatnot.
>>61677905
>Did Czech driver get caught?
Yes, Peter Pan round on him and so police chief Wiggums in cooperation with Sherlock Holmes and God himself apprehended him.
>>61678052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk
Mmmm
>>61678050
Cause the cross was present in great moravia when you still praised tengri
>>61678070
>>61678044
>>61677974
>yfw they take b8 seriously
>>61677905
>get caught?
Yes! Yes indeed...
>>61678050
two of those three hills are in slovakia and the double cross is C&M legacy and it is associated with duchy of nitra, which is in slovakia
>>61678227
this excuse is like alcoholism for actors
>>61678250
Hardcore bait.
Can you remind me which episode that was?
>>61675209
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_in_Islam
>>61677905
chytili Michala bastardi
ale vazne z twittru keca ze ma opletacky s policii ked mrda na verejnosti
>>61678300
go on their page and scroll through catalog then find the name and put it into page or torrent searcher
>>61678143
Hungarians never praised tengri, and because some bytantine priests walked around in moravia didn't make it the principality's symbol.
In the end, slovak statesmen still just took a symbol that was used by Hungarian kings, erased the crown and recolored it because, huh, we've seen this cross too, and we've got two of the mountains it was supposed to represent.
Same with the Nitra CoA - we'll just modify it so it doesn't look all like it has anything to do with the KoH.
Why womens made on Czech republic are so fucking hot?
>>61678362
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_in_Islam
Are you saying that because Islam likes green, all green in flags has a connection to Islam? I hope it's not what you're trying to say.
>>61678138
>tfw you unironically fapped to this scene when you were younger
oh boy.
>>61678138
what the fuck.
>>61678279
>alcoholism for actors
helps get the job done
>>61678250
And I asked if you could provide a proof of its use from before Hungarian kings used it.
And the supposed meaning for the hills in the CoA was given to it by Hungarians - when it was a symbol for Hungarian kings. Just because two of those hills are now in the territory of Slovakia won't make it magically something created by Slovaks, for Slovaks.
And another thread ruined by these two fags.
Get fucked.
>>61678138
>>61678442
When slovaks were chosing flag the relations with hungarian kingdom was good and slovakia was part of it already for like 700 years so its totally retarded to say its stealing when the cross and mountains were representing the part. And people don't want to throw 1000 years of history behind
You call us butthurt yet I always see v4 being full of Slovak - Hungarian arguments.
>>61678138
what happens next?
What do czech girls smell like?
>>61678637
>And the supposed meaning for the hills in the CoA was given to it by Hungarians - when it was a symbol for Hungarian kings
and then you lost your kingdom and the hills went to another country, we have legitimate claim to the trimount and double cross, slovaks were part of your kingdom too
>>61678833
its only 2 hun retards, the good guys are in the kurva anyátok thread desu
>>61678833
this desu
recently even more one way
like the one hating Budapest
>>61678833
you have your own thread to be butthurt in
>>61678637
>>61678442
Stop answearing to this underage retard tót fuck, obviously you can't normally argue with him
>>61678637
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriarchal_cross
>>61677905
Was getting caught part of his plan ?
>>61678442
>>61678637
the coa symbolized the upper parts of the kingdom - area where slovaks lived
why shouldnt we use a symbol that represented our homeland for 100s of years?
>>61679032
>tfw you fuck female pornstars in public only to get jailed so you can be fucked in the ass daily for many years to cum
welp
>>61678880
that's why it's so fucking dead
>>61679115
> getting fucked in the ass
> in euro countries
m8, did you just finished watching OZ ?
>>61679168
what?
>>61679032
If I pull that [condom] off, will you get an STD?
>>61678480
Flouride in the water ťbh
Rate me guys.
>flagi JU ES EJ
>>61679257
>xkcd style
imaproud on you fellow czechanon
Tell me about early Hungary.
>>61679359
>>61679359
>next level: orthophoto map as flag
>>61678138
how does it end?
>>61677810
SOURCE, please and thank you.
>>61679599
badly
>tfw contracted to another company to fix, nothing is documented, no one knows how things work, there are 6 48 port switched fully occupied with no labels
j-just
>>61679599
accidental start of cold fusion
>>61677810
that haircut is oddly attractive tbqh
>>61679831
damn I fell asleep. Another day wasted
>>61678869
You can use it obviously, it's when slovaks act like it's muh slovak symbol© nothing to do with hungarians that gets me.
>>61678987
We've been through that. just because the cross was present doesn't make it a symbol of Moravia.
>>61679059
You can, just don't act like the symbol wasn't created under the KoH for representing it and given its meaning by Hungarians.
>>61680127
Damn you were born a Czech another life wasted.
>>61680127
same
woke up 10 minutes ago
fml
>>61680127
>>61680226
i'm awake since 0730 and apart from a hour of vidya and maybe 2 hours of work this day still feels like a complete waste
>>61679831
>what is Toner?
>>61680183
>he's still doing it
kys Peti
>>61680354
>>61680226
I slept from 17:00 until now and in 6 hours I have to go to work again. Just fucking end it.
>>61680389
magyarfonál halott, én meg unatkozom
de mindjárt megyek, úgyhogy megnyugodhatsz
>>61680127
>went to sleep at 5 AM
>got up at 5 PM
feels comfy fąm
who /cheekydrink/
>>61680719
I'm doing a nightshift so I'll have a similar sleep shedule tomorrow
but nothing comfy about that in summer desu
>>61680526
fuck and now its too late to order a burger.RIP in piece
>>61681150
go out and buy one
>>61680921
all my drinks are cheeky desu. my parents don't know I drink
>>61677810
Why did she have to ruin herself with short blonde hair and terrible tattoos.
>>61679763
English slag Kloe Kane.
>>61681150
>mfw I bought 28 burger patties in Lidl today
>>61681393
>this pic
>OPs pic
I don't have words for such process
>>61680526
I feel ya, my shift starts at 6:15
>tfw
When somebody asks you, how many languages do you know. Do you count Slovak/Czech as well between the languages you know? For instance, I speak English, French, Czech. So, I'd usually say 3 and it would never occur to me say 4, even though I can clearly understand Slovak. If a foreigner learns Slovak or Czech, he can hardly understand the opposite language. Czech and Slovak languages are nothing alike for foreigners. Yet, when you speak with a foreigner, I bet, you never mention your knowledge of Slovak or Czech language. How so?
>>61680526
>>61681503
You frightened me that there's no holiday tomorrow. Got to check it from multiple sources.
>>61681470
>buying frozen burger patties
disgusting
>>61681732
they are surprisingly good
>>61681696
Stavím se ale že slovensky mluvit neumíš Kubo
test
>>61681803
Plausible. From time to time there are suspicious substances and or packages to be found in our fridge.
At first I'm always like
>Why did you buy this oddity?
Then I try it and go like
>Why didn't you buy more and earlier?
Lidl now and Lidl some years ago are two whole different kinds of shops.
>tfw you
>>61681304
what you havin lad
>>61681803
god knows what they are made off desu
>>61681696
I only say I speak Czech and English because those are the languages I am fluent in.
>>61681869
>Stavím
Tebe tá Čeština taky nejde práve dvakrát od ruky bratm.
>>61681696
understanding a language =/= being able to speak it
I understand Slovak "language" and if I really try, I can even speak it, even tho it's broken af, but I would never list it on my CV (because the HR person would laugh it off anyway)
> If a foreigner learns Slovak or Czech, he can hardly understand the opposite language
nope
>>61681710
>mr. Shekelberg doesn't make him go to work on holidays
>sister walks into my room laughing and says she found a pic for me
pic related
>>61681976
>tfw you're essentially advertising
>Lidl
>on
>4chan
Who'd guess. I'm partially ashamed of myself.
>>61679168
>ass
Fuck off yank
>>61682064
Týden a byl bych fluent. Jako youngfag jsem se na všechny pohádky díval v češtině a pak sem hrál MMORPG na cz serveru a po roku jsem psal jen česky ze zvyku. Akorát se cejtim jak cuck když píšu pepíkovsky
>>61681304
a Heineken I stole from my brother's fridge and a glass of J&D honey my uncle gave me in secret.
>>61681969
did it work?
>>61682051
over 98% pure beef (hopefully)
>>61682123
I'm satisfied with their product and services
there is no reason why to ashamed to recommend them anywhere
>>61682052
>>61682086
understanding a language =/= being able to speak it
the languages I am fluent in.
So, let's say, hypothetically, that you are able to clearly understand French. In any way possible you'd imagine. You are able to read the Newspapers, watch the News, read books. Two native French are having a conversation and you do understand every single word they say, the context of their dialog, everything. Yet you are not able to speak it well, just basis. BUT, everything above stands.
You really want me to believe, that you would not consider yourself being able to speak French? Come on, that's bullshite.
>>61682324
Yes I am always getting banned for some animefags spam flooding on /a/
>>61677810
I used to go to school with her.
>>61682550
Now you wank off to her. Pig.
>>61682086
>mr. Shekelberg doesn't make him go to work on holidays
Things get both hilarious and demeaning when you take into account national holidays of foreign countries in your job.
>A:Is party B ready?
>C:No, they have holiday now.
>A:Ok, let's reschedule to next week.
>C:Won't work. We have holiday. What about week after that.
>A: Won't work either as we have holiday. What if we reschedule just the day of week?
>just the day of week
>just
And now things will be even more messy.
Usually it's different because you know about holidays of your
>>61682667
Too right I do.
Woah fuck Czech Republic.
>>61682726
Why would you fuck the most developed country out of the former eastern block countries?
>>61682860
It's like winning the special olympics what an achievement Pepik too bad Slovenia is still richer.
>>61682325
nigger I studied french for 8 years
I can generally understand what an article is about but when I open my mout and try to speak the language, it's a complete cringefest
case closed
>>61679599
they get married and they lived happily ever after
>Fight Fire With Fire starts playing
>>61682693
>you know about holidays of your
partners and their weekly schedule.
So you sit in front of your calendar and see that nearest free spot is at least 27 days from now.
And optimally the work needs to be done in a week.
And partners sitting in front of their calendars in their respective countries know this too.
So everybody is like "FUCK this FUCKING INSANE SHIT for FUCK sake".
Which translates in call/email to a much more sophisticated, rephrased and brushed version "Due to conflicting schedule our next meeting will be held on ..."
Post your most favourite webm. I need to top up my webm folder.
>>61683024
>Slovenia
You think? I'm not so sure about that.
i
>>61681696
>I can clearly understand Slovak
who /wageslaving/ tomorrow?
srsly hope burger place is gonna be open desu
>>61683296
t. Slovak
>>61683350
>/wageslaving/
And that is?
>>61683225
>>61683500
>2016
>fapping
Oh lawd
>>61683365
the point was, does he speak it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB57CuT4smM
why are they so perfect?
>>61683414
Is that some England's brave Iskra Lawrence? Good choice m8.
>>61683686
The point was;
>if you are a foreigner, and you do speak Slovak, you have got a problem understanding Czech without having any knowledge about it in the first place whatsoever
>if you are a foreigner, and you do speak Slovak, you have got a problem understanding Czech without having any knowledge about it in the first place whatsoever
But, if he's a foreigner and he's able to understand and speak Czech thanks to his knowledge of Slovak, then, the point is proven.
>>61684019
>jeesus, you have a big pussy
>jeesus, you have a big pussy
good evening gents, i see you share an interest in the juicier forms ;)
>>61683225
>>61684076
Since when is this taken as an insult. Saying to someone, that he has got a big pussy. I don't get it.
>>61684076
I spoke to el americANO on redd*t and he couldn't understand slovak but he spoke czech fluently
>>61679359
>my city mentioned on /int/
holy shit what.
and yeah, everyone knows the flag is shit. it was literally designed by a politician (with no artistic experience) by combining multiple ideas for a flag into one. this happened in 1954. there was literally no way it wasn't going to be shit.
until recently, a lot of people didn't even know we had a flag. then a bunch of people on the internet started raising awareness of it. now we're trying to get a new one though a design contest. pic related is one of the higher ranked entries. honestly i don't really care about my city having a flag, but i suppose anything is better than what he have now.
>>61684091
Fuck off with your whales shitstonian.
>>61684170
can you stop speaking in cult movie moments?
>>61684091
I love Grete and Ronja, I love them both. What to do?
>>61684197
now now boolan, whales are fat mammals just like you
>>61684174
that's aesthetic as fuck my friend
>>61684231
>Since when is this taken as an insult. Saying to someone, that he has got a big pussy. I don't get it.
How is that a cult movie moment?
>>61684091
>>61684280
thanks senpai. does your city have a flag?
>>61684232
throw a coin, who ever tries to grab the coin from the ground first, you go with! a woman must have financial sense! ;)
subscribe pls!
>>61684334
excellent post!
>>61684311
why, did you recognise the others?
Post skinnyqts to battle whalepostint
>>61684410
i appreciate a skellington as well as a woman of substance! :DD
>>61684410
Might just fuck a boy
>>61684410
That's also fucking garbage.
>>61684410
>>61684091
>girls see this and they think they can go full whale mode then cry muhsojiny
sheees, you need to have good genetics for sexy chubby
>>61684511
she's sharp allright, keke
>>61684444
>>61684477
>>61684480
Bad post
>>61684511
Very good post
>>61684410
Mrs. Lopata again. Do you jerk off to her often? It's nasty, why would you do that? She doesn't even know you, and you think about you every single day, you touch your benis and you keep thinking abou her, you off to bed, and you keep thinking about her, she's the air in your lungs, the moon on the sky, the sun in the morning, your everything. Yet, she doesn't even know, that you exist.
Mrs. Lopata, I wish you only the best to overcome the inevitable, the loss of something, you never had in the first place.
>>61684477
You might aswell fucking faggot
>>61684603
fucking christ, who sculpted this?
>>61684477
lol faggot
>>61684538
i don't feel like getting into an argument over what the hell girls think, because frankly i'm not too interested in that at all :DDD
but! you could just as easily say the opposite: girls see skinny chicks and think, wow, if only i was skinny too, and then end up taking bulimia pills
>>61684540
I don't think so we are on the same page.
>>61684603
You make it sound like im in love with her dumb dumbledore poster
>>61684633
don't wanna bust your balls, but it looks like a 3D-print desu.
>>61684633
i was wrong! Francesco Queirolo, check his shit out, it's insane :)
>>61684684
>dumb dumbledore poster
Are you often being that offensive at every given chance? Are you that much insecure?
>>61684606
>>61684664
But you are the ones who like "girls" with bodies of 12y old boys.
Just come out of closet anons
>>61684477
I fail to see the problem desu
>>61684774
Why would i be insecure tho
>>61684410
Will you ever stop posting that German horse? She's honestly below average
>>61684799
"girls" with bodies of 12y old boys. need love too anon
it's a very particular kind of mental satisfaction when you reassure a grill with absolutely no tits to remove her bra while at it and see her start feeling better about herself every minute ;)
>>61684891
Im on mobile and dont have many pics of anything here and i needed skinny woman. Btw i agree actually she's not that pretty BUT at the time i thought she's mosr butifel girl i ever saw
>>61684891
should i post qt.jpg?
>>61684847
Sad and bitter people often tend to be insecure and angry in general. I hope you are not, but you prove otherwise.
>>61684998
i think this is a good idea!
>>61685021
gib musig
>>61685019
You dont even know me tho. I post here once every 3 days
>>61684633
>>61684751
I am already, thanks
>>61685032
hello!
here we have a cover of a well known song by polish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoQwFOaY8PM
>>61685157
I'd put my chisel in her marble if you know what I mean haha
haha
What I'm trying to say is that I would fuck this sculpture.
>>61685263
t. Pygmalion
>>61685263
oh, good, i for a moment thought you want to break it apart chiseling away at it
>>61685410
>>61685263
>>61685157
I have forgotten the greek word for sculpting. Thanks /int/.
>>61684410
>>61685263
>>61685358
>>61682301
No bratu na to aby si sa cítil ako cuck už ani nemusíš písať po česky, to ti stačí ked sa pozrieš na správy jak tam ukazujú hentých kokotov vo vláde
>find the source
>mfw
>hear the bongistani accent
>boner is kil
If dubs I'm killing myself this month.
>>61688632
let me try that for you
>>61684380
e.g. Prague's
casually it's just the yellow-red without the coat of arms
I just realised living in Netherlands or Scandinavia would suck - when everyone is tall then no one is. What's the point of being huge if you don't tower manlets?
>>61685590
3D > 3D
>>61685206
that's some chill tune lad
>>61688212
iktfb
>oh she looks prett qt
>there's a zoom in when she starts the blowjob
>notice the piercings
>>61688753
That's a pretty baller coat of arms
What are all these flags though?
>>61689032
>What's the point of being huge if you don't tower manlets?
The point is that you have yet another thing to shitpost about on /int/
>>61688632
Be my guest, my digits are yours
>mfw i'm about to jerk off at work
>>61682119
your sister is shit
>>61689329
Bit late, what's your job
Hmmm
>>61689478
it "support"
>mfw there's some sad cunt being obsessed over slovaks instead of getting fucked up on 4th of july
pathetic existence desu
>>61689618
stop lying, youre a camwhore
>>61684173
This happened to me IRL with an Italian guy, I had to switch to Czech so he could understand.
>>61689676
She's a well known porn star actually.
Guys help pls how do I become fatter?
>inb4 muh rice and meat
I eat meat every day motherfucker and rice is for chinks
>>61689763
Eat like we do
>>61689763
Taco Bell and burgers erryday.
>>61689676
>>61689724
well you got me
just don't hit on me, silly boys :^)
>>61689763
just become a skeleton for hire
>>61677810
Love this series
Any anons here experienced sleep paralysis? Share your stories.
>>61689880
Horrible feeling
>>61689329
you 're a bro
it's for people like you that humanity still has a hope.
>>61689880
me, nothing really too special
>lay in bed in this half-asleep state
>hear some noises, someone walking behind me at the door
>try to turn around to see what's going on
>can't move
>hear that this person is walking towards me
>still can't turn around but can now see the shadow of said person standing right besides me
>feel overwhelming panic
>heavy breathing, try to shout but can't
>can't catch breath anymore
>wake up / regain consciousness
happens to me from time to time, although i think that my brain is slowly learning and getting used to it, so panic is not severe as it was during first few times
>>61689880
>read up on it before it ever happens to me
>over a year later
>wake up
>cant move
>hear a sound of someone violently closing a door
>the harder i try to move the louder the noise is
>"ok im in sleep paralysis"
>calm down because i know what's going on
>it ends
>>61690184
>yfw it was actually cigany stealing your pocket change
>>61689880
I heard that suffering from sleep paralysis highly correlates with being a beta virgin or some other fuckup, no wonder I never get that shit.
>>61684076
Hawkins please
>>61689880
>tfw haven't had any nightmares for months now
i love having them, they have usually the most interesting plotline, and you are rewarded with a great feeling of relief once you wake up
the worst dreams are those happy ones, especially the ones where you somehow end up in a relationship with your crush and think that you couldn't possibly be happier
>>61690242
>evening of 4th of july
>on 4chan
>not a beta virgin
>>61690392
We had the fireworks and celebration on Friday, negro.
>>61690383
Tbqh I don't recall any of my nightmares to be scary.
They're just embarassing or sad, but never scary.
>>61689327
I like this one as well.
>>61691237
>Lwów
>>61691402
Somethings wrong?
>>61691766
yes
Lwów outside of Polish borders is wrong
>tfw we will probably never EVER get it back
ehhhh
Before bed bump
>>61677810
>/int/ is filled with commies since a few time
How do we drive them out ? /int/ used to be a normal board just 6 months ago, how do we make it come back to it's previous normal state?
>>61692654
Yurop and America need their own Pinochet.
>>61692686
Exactly, we need to purge the elite from it's corrupt elements
>>61692724
>Pinochet
>Purging the elite
Pardon?
>>61692766
Well he did force that faggot Allende to kill himself.
>>61692766
At Pinochet time the elite was very conservative, how do you think Pinochet manage to take power? Support from the populace mean shit, if you don't have the support of the elite you can't hold.
>>61692902
Apparently you are not acquainted with argentina or venezuela.
>>61692902
>>61692960
or cuba for that matter.
>>61693045
>>61692960
Peron was supported by both the elite and the populace that's how he stayed in power.
Chavism is dead now, the elite never bought it and now the people are turning agisnt it.
Cuba is a communist state, all the elite was turned into commies since you need to be a member of the party to get a good job.
>>61693168
They all lasted way longer than pinochet, elite support wasnt fundamental either to their rise or to their hold of power. And even after the death of the leaders their "ideas" live on to procreate another corrupt "leader of the empoverished masses".
Peron was hated and bastardized by the elite. Do you think factory/company owners appreciated the guy that unionized every poor retard in the country? He was friggin banned from presidency and outcasted from argentina because the military was heavily influenced and instigated by the elite to do so.
Chavez is dead, but as long as he lived he retained power beyond discussion, so much so, it carries on in a clear nutt-head like Nicolás Maduro.
Cuba a communist state forced the elite to do what they didnt want so they could survive like everyone else. You said it yourself. How in hell is that having the elite on your side??
>tonight on /v4/
>France debates with Argentina and Canada on Cuba and Chile
I love you guys
>>61693501
Pinochet was supported by the elite and he ruled for a while, his ideas are still presnt in Chile m8, there are several right wing party there.
Peron was supported by the elite at first, anti communism m8, Peron took his policies from Mussolini hismself. Then he was banned because the elite turned against him
Under Chavez the elite was quite because the economy was growing and Chavez silenced them but in the end he was challenged by them, remember he was only reelected with 55% of the vote ?
Cuba is a differnt thing, it's a communist state, they distroyed the old elite and put a new one suportive of them in charge.
Hi I just arrived home and what is going on here
>>61693705
A nigger fucked some czech anon's mom
>>61691874
>Lwów outside of Polish borders is wrong
I know right?
>>tfw we will probably never EVER get it back
Shhhtfu, don't ever think like that!
>>61689564
That might actually have to do something with Italians fleeing Italy when famine hit their asses hard, they back in the time moved into Hungary, then Hungary got trianoned about 10-20 years later and now they were rightful Slovaks, then Czechoslovakia happened and my nazi+czech grandpa met my slovak+italian granny and made my mommy. :3
>>61693815
>Form Visegrad Federative Republic
>Build powerful army with powerful this and that
>Shake hands with Putin
>Partition Ukraine
>Slovakia gets Podkarpatska Rus
>Poland gets its Lwow claims
>hit golden age
>prosper
>annex Slovenia, Croatia, Austria
>Colonize Moon
>Colonize Mars
>exterminate opposition, cigany, jews and defective Krauts
>Manipulate worlds politics
>threaten Moon-Mars-Earth beam strike
>everyone capitulates
>establish Visegrad Stellar Empire
>export Czech porn to aliens
>profit
>>61694892
>Slovakia gets Podkarpatska Rus
Why Slovakia?
>>61695405
it was once connected to them might as well be the second time around
Hungary of course gets nothing.
a nice shower makes every morning better, especially if your'e going to sleep right after
good day fellow wageslaves
>>61695486
Subcarpathia was a part of KoH for centuries, it was literally never a part of Slovakia.
>>61695518
I never said it was.
Are you perchance implying that Rusyns get along better with Hungarians than Slovaks?
slow day
>>61697119
that is a nice bread desu
Wake up
>>61697444
Hellsings shit
taking a morning shit lads
ama
>>61695518
>X was part of non functional medieval political system
>Somehow this is relevant in 2016
What's the difference between an elevator and a black man?
the elevator can raise children.
>>61677974
Of course they were