11 months in army edition
last day before i get cucked. what do?
>>61669601
kill urself
>>61669601
I'm still awake :D
What's it like living in the baltics?
What's that flag ?
>>61669601
Forš karogs
>>61669672
it's the eternal jew
>>61669665
This post has a lot of Latvian culture
>>61669671
best feeling in the world
>>61669601
Haha have fun bro, which battalion?
>>61669672
Kuperjanov Infantry Battalion
>>61669730
kuperjanov
>Compulsory military service
>>61669759
Damn, why did you pick that? It's going to be hell.
>>61669839
We are real men here
We come fuck your girl
>>61669601
Go on a massive bender get shitfaced and do loads of drugs.
>>61669839
i have a friend who lived in australia for a while and had sex with 2 different australian girls so you are officially a cuck nation now
>>61669922
I wouldn't really recommend this. When I was serving we had a guy who had the same idea and didn't show up until 3 days later and was disciplined pretty severely, not to mention drug tested every time he got back on base.
>>61669891
>We are real men here
>Eesti
Kuperjanov is only for people who want to fully dedicate 11 months to the fatherland. If you want to even slightly halfass it (meaning advance your civil life in any way or dedicate any time whatsoever to your interests or hobbies) you will have a bad time.
I love Estonia, should I kill myself?
Is icelad dead?
>>61670011
Ah sure, yolo amirite?
>>61670064
Russian bullies scared him away. He sometimes posts without the name
>>61670064
>be icelad
>go to america
>get shot
It's a tragic story
>>61669671
Like shit.
>>61669601
Can't wait until the end of the week when all the new conscripts have been busted in the drug test :DDD
>>61670108
Kys faggot
>>61670112
What happens of you're caught?
>>61670022
This is accurate. Thank God I went to Tapa.
>>61670078
Haha well maybe towards the end but if you're stuck there for 11 months they can really make your life a living hell and you want a good first impression. Not too good though or you'll be a tryhard faggot
>>61670176
The walk of shame.
>>61670215
That sounds shameful.
>>61670196
Can you not have any sort of that 'fun' whilst serving?
>>61670176
rape with a galil
>>61669727
describe to me in detail an average day for you
>>61670295
That doesn't sound too nice atall.
>>61670296
Wake up
Remember that your baltic
Feel good
Get ready for work
Work
Come back home still feeling good that your baltic
Have a glass of whiskey
Shitpost
Sleep
Repeat. Sometimes there are small differences, but this is pretty much it.
>>61670176
1. Fine
2. Stained criminal record (yes even misdemeanors stay around)
3. Blemish on your name which may or may not hinder your progress to a higher rank
They generally don't discipline you additionally for testing positive. You will mostly deal with the police.
>>61670356
You forgot dank memes. There is always time for dank memes too.
>>61670356
*that youre
Whoops haha
>>61670276
Oh yeah you can. We smuggled in bottles of rum and beer to take with us to the sauna quite often.
There's also the perimeter fence which is huge and since we ran that quite often you could sneak off by pretending to be tired and smoke a joint.
There are random drug inspections though where they force everyone to just sit in the barracks hallway for a couple hours while dogs go through everyone's shit and then randomly select people for piss tests.
I smoked all the time when I served and just got insanely lucky with the random drug tests.
>>61670356
Why doesn't /balt/ federalise and become relevant?
>>61670400
My man
>>61670365
You'd deal with cops for testing positive?
Over here they can't do anything if you're o drugs, just if you have them on your person.
>>61670377
But of course, how could i forget dank baltic memes
Also krinkling your krinklises
>>61670437
Lamguage differencies for one, but id like for us to become a federation
>>61670196
In all other battalions they generally leave you alone after 17.00 after which you can use your phone or computer. In Kuperjanov, any free time is a blessing and you're constantly policed around and disciplined in a serious way if you break a rule. Also you spend a lot of time living in the forest (whether freezing, hot, raining or anything in between).
Lithuanians on suicide watch
>>61670451
>You'd deal with cops for testing positive?
It's a felony so, yes, you get to familiarize yourself with the police station too.
>>61670573
That's sucks arse. I'm glad my piss could test positive for anything and get no charges.
>>61670502
cuck
>>61670437
Because it wouldn't work.
>>61670573
Wow what a shithole
>>61670568
Just think how many silently offed themselves without a goodbye
>>61670451
>You'd deal with cops for testing positive?
Yes, they fine you when it's in your blood. There was a case where they found that the drug in your blood isn't proof of a misdemeanor, but for some reason it gets thrown out. We had judicial types trying to fight for justice, but these things tend to be a bit different in the military.
Ajateenijad ma ei soovita üleliia palju infi inglise keeles ega mingis muus keeles välja jagada, muidu vant hakkab huvi tundma ja küsimusi küsima (kasvõi võõra lipu alt).
>>61670568
Every day.
>>61670688
Kas lihtsam pole nendest asjadest mitte rääkida?
>>61670677
Statistically speaking, at least 2 have killed themselves today so far.
>>61669601
Rate my dinner lads
Yeah you'll just walk around the barracks with a gun and clean shit and slice potatoes every day after your training.
>>61670688
How ridiculous. Cops here generally don't give a shit about consuming drugs, they mainly want to bust dealers. If they catch you with under a couple grams of weed they're likely to confiscate it and give you a slap on the wrist, you'll never get arrested.
>>61670840
Ribs look alright, not sure what that orange stuff is, and you ruined the salad with cheap store bought dressing. Just make your own dressing it's easier and much healthier.
>>61670840
10/10
>>61670783
On lihtsam. Aga ajateenijad ikka tahavad midagi üksteisega rääkida ja terve internet on "elamusi", blogisid ja väeosade kirjeldusi niikunii täis. Keegi ei keela vasjal Sõdurilehest pilti teha ja otse Peterburgi saata. Lihtsalt tuleb mingit elementaarset taktitunnet hoida selles osas ja osad asjad enda teada hoida.
>>61670840
this reminds me of the balding hipster foodposter. where is that homo?
>>61670858
The military is the only place where they give you shit for drugs in your system. Honestly drugs are pretty degenerate desu I can't really feel bad for the people who got fucked for it.
>>61670961
>balding hipster foodposter
loled
>where is that homo?
loled again
>>61670987
That's fair enough then, but still they shouldn't get the police involved. They should just dismiss them.
>>61670559
i served in kuperjanov a few years ago and that wasn't my experience at all. nearly all the staff left before 17:00 and came back at around 8. there was a lot of free time and i didn't spend a single night in the forest when it was freezing or raining
>>61671023
Dismiss roughly half of the people who turn up? :DDD
>>61670815
SO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HEEEERE
>>61671112
FUG :DDD
Someone reply to me saying kys.
It helps me masturbate.
>>61671114
to hell
double or nothing, schmurda she wrote
>>61671194
walkcunt on muscular charming and handsome watch
>>61671194
i love you, you mean the world to me
>>61671194
Don't kill yourself, you have so much to live for :DDDD
>>61671114
NERĖK, BLET
I solved the captcha, but I forgot what I wanted to post xDDD
latvia sucks ASS
>wake up
>be SCATVIAN
>kill myself because it's the humane thing to do
Opinions on Georgia?
Met a Georgian man the other day, he was a gent and thought me some Russian.
Literally me everyday
>>61671535
taught
>>61671535
I like it! Decent wines on the cheap end.
Why gatis kandis looks like ur average latvian?
>>61671570
Fucking burn!!!!!
Здpaвcтвyйтe!!!!
>>61671591
Have you been before?
>>61671535
Georgia is a good country
OPSEC nigerid, ja Pioneerid master race.
Are baltic languages mutually intelligible like Gaeilge and Gàidhlig, Polish and Czech?
>>61671964
True balts yes, but not us. We share some words with the Latvians, but that's it.
Look, whom I found.
Name is 'sneg'.
>>61672143
give it a bath
>>61672143
u cat be serious
Battery /ded/, goodbye ;__;
>>61672222
(discretely acknowledges baltic culture)
>>61672222
VERY high levels of baltic culture in this post
Is /éire/ getting added to the title?
>>61672271
buy this and ur battery will hold for a week
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_204428.html
Tartufags?
>>61672502
reporting in
>>61672551
Yo! That grillburger place on Riia mnt. still in business?
Hily fuckdiidn shit what rhe fuck is this rain
Its like im getting shot at
SEND HELP NOW
AAAAAAAAA
>>61672751
>rain
how does it feel living in a shithole?
>>61672751
sent ;)
>>61672795
where you at fām
>>61671526
>wake up
>be Estonian racemixed with Latvians
>>61672848
Rīga
>other countries think they will leave EU
>they think EU will collapse
Britain left cause EU allowed it, this is all according to plan, we will see Federalized EU in our lifetime
>>61673056
>>61673132
Good, then maybe someday even we can feel relevant.
>>61673056
Thats the best combination, the masterrace
>>61673120
Implying im not in Riga
>>61673132
>mfw Britain leaving is all part of a bigger plot
>Brits leave
>I forgot my theory
>mfw
Watching tornado videos, lads.
Thoughts?
>>61673666
*upvotes*
>>61673752
*posts humorous response with a clever reference*
Name a more based man than Alf.
Protip: You can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CoSLzgjgAc
>>61669601
litreally the same as a chetnik flag
>>61674181
I love these things, brings back memories of wanting to blow my brains out when mum forced me to watch it over dinner while I lived at home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IU-fEcq3EQ
Is irrelevance the only thing which is common between balt and ausnz?
>>61674963
And being better than Russia
>>61674963
Australia and New Zealand are the third and fourth baltic state.
>>61675231
Holocaust?
Whats the gist of it?
>>61674518
>chetnik flag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_crossbones_(military)
god I hate summer, dust everywhere.
>>61675231
Izdzēs šo
>>61675336
"Holocaust is bad."
Don't know why Anon posted a pic of it.
>>61675853
https://youtu.be/CvhZyl_IADE
my kitty is cleaner than you, Latvia
>>61676451
youll regret this
>>61676451
omw to topple russias government again
>>61675975
nice video
omw to hire some latvian farmers to kill the tsar again
>>61677291
how much you offering, fæm?
>>61677364
20 potatoes each + 10 when the job's done
>>61677421
we eating tonight bby
my left testicle is sore AGAIN
and i cant remember how i transfered the pain to the other one instead
>>61677606
try hitting it
>>61677606
My left testicle was hurting earlier as well. Is this an Australian thing?
Listening to this at the moment, chaps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgWSFx9ptkU
>>61677951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cFLkGUOwcA
thoughts?
>>61678059
AAAAAAAAAA LITHUANIAAAAAAA
>>61678059
Macedonians trying so hard to get away from their true heritage.
>>61678059
le makes you think
>>61678155
Should be:
>Turks in denial
>>61678059
most of them dont make sense or are complete opposite
>>61678243
They are closer to other yugos and gypsies.
>>61678059
>>61678292
But it completely makes sense for Baltic states.
>>61678323
>latvia is it safe
>"fuck no"
>>61669672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Kuperjanov
>>61678384
Safer than probably most of the eu states and usa
>>61678554
>click link
>see some battle on it
>click on it
>see this
Totally unexpected.
>>61678641
haha lovely meme buddy
I think I saw a Rei painting today..
>>61678045
>nasheed
>flag of germany
>move cursor over the flag
>germany
>nasheed
>germany
Our current Tsar is immortal.
>>61678641
Disgusted
>>61678784
we can fix that
if baltic states were to become one country, which city would you choose as capital? I'd say Riga just because its in the middle
Why do stralians and kiwi want to share a thread with baltic slavs. Its like sharing it with a muslim
>>61678826
Its the largest as well
>>61678826
>choosing a capital where majority of people are Russians
>being in the same country together with Latvians
>>61678826
ofc Riga, not even cuz im Latvian, Riga is the most logical and only answer
Does Sharia law allow muslims to fish for (You)'s
>Susan, Crown Princess of Albania ... was the Australian-born wife of Leka, Crown Prince of Albania.
Hmm...a
>>61678059
>Step 2: Filter our unwanted results
why would anyone date a poor guy? liiterally poor guy is like a fat girl.
>>61678888
Extremely high levels of baltic culture in this post
>>61678826
Wilno
>>61678641
>Emīls Vītols
haha
>>61678984
we pranked them good lmao
>>61678641
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_Red_Riflemen
>>61669601
that a hkg31??
Let's go, balt. our thread was created.
>>61674738
>>61679430
Thats an ak4, lad
>>61679467
see u there
>>61679500
kys faggot and leave
>>61679467
Invited: Fifth Column
Please help.
>>61679396
>>61679540
umm... faggot is very insulting to gays, so please dont use it
>>61679630
Okay, faggot.
>>61679603
http://desuarchive.org/desu/thread/1250/
>go out for a few hours
>come back to /balt/
>still see SCATVIANS posting
FUCK I HATE SCATVIANS
>the russian is still angry
:)
idk, lads. I feel lack of Liths itt. Why is this?
Who /baltman/ here?
>>61680105
Because there's only shitposts and misery in this thread when Scatvians post.
>>61680156
see?>>61680154
quality Estonian post.
>>61680105
lithuanians were bullied out I think
I love Latvia and Latvians desu
>>61680324
Everyone loves based Latvians. We just have a few bad apples here spreading hate.
>>61680262
bullied by whom? they're bullies themselves usually.
>Annastacia Palaszczuk is an Australian politician and 39th Premier of Queensland, serving since the 2015 election.
Hmm...
>take a shit
>come back to /balt/
>see SCATVIAN propaganda
disgusting
No u
>>61680581
>he thinks he is funny
>>61680581
>>61680581
good post
Ma loodan et ma teid homme Kupis ära ei tunne.
>>61680581
>Yes balts, fight, FIGHT
>t. FSB agent
>>61680817
Mul on seljas smug pepe särk. Tee mulle silma ;)
>>61680817
Mul on seljas sad pepe särk. Tee mulle silma ;)
>>61680817
Ei, tunne, suht puhkus laager isegi Kupist juba tehtud.
>>61680873
Kui räägid tõtt teen kõik seller nimel, et saan sinu rühma allohvitseriks.
>>61678784
kys.
>>61681243
It's actually ky
Kill yourself is two words, not three. I'm counting on you to get it right next time.
I just love how this one poor russtonians is trying to get attention the whole day and when the autistic lithuanian shows up he finally gets it.
This is like watching animal planet
>a SCATVIAN telling someone to kill himself
top kek
>>61681415
teä
Happy 4th of July!
>>61681761
What do the Mexicans celebrate?
>>61681761
Congratulations
>>61681814
cinco de mayo
>>61681761
Gratz
>>61681761
Happy birthday greatest ally nr.3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1944_(film)
is it any good?
kuna ma sõtta ei lähe siis ma mõtlesin, et hakkan sotsiaalse õigluse sõdalaseks
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Q_KVLDR9c
Your opinions?
>>61682201
singing and festivals are good.
>>61682201
Cute
>>61682201
oh.. but they are all white it seems. was this a racist festival?
>>61682201
bretty cool
>>61682312
oy vey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZnb4XTqZik
i saw a nigger today
today was not a good day
>>61682533
oh my god! is that what i think it is? a hitler sign?
>>61682588
I wouldn't think you would get darkies up your ways.
JEWS
SCATVIANS
NIGGERS
MUSLIMS
ROOSKIES
BURN THEM ALLLLLLLL
>>61682711
+ Ahto Lobjakas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y5wyRPxQzg
Do you like my new trip? :3
>>61682711
t. Tartu
>>61682588
tell me about it
>>61682791
Tartu is a hippy town
>>61682782
i want russian tits, now!
>>61682782
yes
>>61682849
literally me
>>61682782
>trip
>>61682711
t. Aerys
>>61682880
You are my gf now, you will live with me and tend to the chooks while I'm out.
was at tartu today
saw a grill walk around with her dress caught between her bag
nicely pulled up
her juicy ass was flopping around left right left right
i followed her to tell her that everyone can see
i failed to do that because i started laughing hysterically about the whole thing while still following her
there were people watching this take place
they did not seem amused
>>61682880
hey natasha, what are you wearing right now?
>>61683013
>didn't shark her
>didn't mastubate
Disappointed desu
>>61683127
leave the lady be
>>61683153
what's a shark and what does it do? :DD
>>61683211
It's called sharking...
Comes handy in situations like these.
>>61683266
l-lewd :DD
>>61683309
gj
so what if you could kill one person from your country, who would it be?
>>61683480
someone from this thread
>>61683480
myself
>>61683480
Nils Ušakovs or Andris Ameriks
>>61682533
imagine how bizarre it must look for some people
hundreds of people singing and dancing around, forming swastikas
>>61683542
thankfully this racism will die soon
