give new thread edition
Tsar.
claiming NZ as Australian clay
is this the gived one? xd
>>61656049
nigger
yes xd
>>61656077
xdd
>>61656057
no thanks lmoa
>>61656076
Terrible post.
kys.
Prezidents Ulmanis.
Why didn't we LISTEN!?
>>61656090
all that volcanic ash will make fertile soil for our soybean crops desu
Lads I'm going on a coffee date with an unironic female unironically tomorrow
I've literally never done this in my entire life I need advice
Pic related is my notes so far, anything else is appreciated
>>61656096
ulmanis krinklis bunkis binkis
:DDD
>>61656093
>le first post tsar XDDDD
literally go jump off a bridge you latvian cockwipe
A celebration of religious significance, possibly?
fug her :DDDDDD
>>61656108
Practice some dating simulators at a coffee shop setting
Why is there A FUCKING LEAF in this thread?
>>61656045
Bring up Ayn Rand to test if she's smart or just a pleb
>>61656108
If you're Alex you don't need advice because handsome. If you're not Alex then somehow try to become him.
xddddd
>>61656108
Tell her you've never been on a date before, she'll be more likely to forgive perceived transgressions due to experiences?
me in spring
>>61656160
I feel like that is possibly the most autistic thing I could do
WILNO NASZE
>>61656131
benis in bagina :DDD
Riga is beautiful at this time of year.
did a shit
Thoughts? ??
>>61656160
oh fucking god no.
>>61656150
>>61656093
kys fag
>>61656173
Hot
>>61656109
pinkis dinkis finkis xd
>>61656198
Can I go?
Hmmm?
>>61656108
Show her your yu gi oh cards
made some excrement
Opinions???
Will Donald Trump help America celebrate easter?
>>61656234
I have a giant collection of yu gi oh cards
Haha
>>61656243
We can only hope
Thoughts?
>>61656235
>>61656199
Good lad
>>61656206
yes
>>61656265
Literally me
I am but a man
is yu gi oh still a thing outside of autistic obsession?
>>61656108
pretend to be an aussie
>>61656108
Have some stuff roughly prepared to talk about. Have some questions about her ready.
Sounds autistic, but there's nothing worse than running out of things to talk about.
>>61656108
Treat her as an old friend, it's not the most effective way, but it's failproof and you won't embarrass yourself. Also generally behave like you went out to have a good time yourself, you know, just chill at some cafe outside, slowly sipping your faggichino and silently judging stangers' clothes.
>>61656282
I have a giant collection from year 6
Dont h8 on me xdd
>>61656182
Trust me lad, I know what I'm talking about. You'll be fine.
>>61656204
Ebay ietquay. On'tday elltay ethay autistway e'reway uckingfay
ithway imhay.
BINK
There's no food
Fuaarkkk
gonna down a beer
And you?
>>61656297
nah give the aspie a chance to become a normie, he's come this far and we should be proud :')
>>61656295
same with pokemon cards lol
>>61656321
gonna take a dump after i smoke this fag real quick
>>61656321
already started you rookie.
>>61656321
ur mums gonna down my dick haha
>>61656108
bee eeeeeeee u r self XDDD
Treat her as a guy friend, but dont give her a brojob
Thoughts?
>>61656289
dw I got that I think I'm okay
>>61656294
hmm that's actually pretty solid I was probably going to do something similar but phrasing it like that is pretty interesting
>>61656297
I reckon I'll be fine I just really hope I do enough to make her give me a second go. She's the first girl to notice me in ever and if she shrugs me off I'll be gutted, but I obviously can't come across as desperate. She is so fucking far out of my league that i'm skeptical though
>>61656265
Give me your whole deck for $20
\|/...... (bloop)......*beeeeep*
---------> ^boom^
xdd
>>61656385
meant for >>61656372
>>61656401
What did he le mean by le this
>>61656376
Best of luck dude.
anybody else have a dickhead friend who stole your cards?
will you be my friends, lads?
>>61656376
>I reckon I'll be fine I just really hope I do enough to make her give me a second go. She's the first girl to notice me in ever and if she shrugs me off I'll be gutted
>She is so fucking far out of my league that i'm skeptical though
Tell her these things.
>>61656426
I persuaded my friend to give me all his Exodias
:DD
Practically a steal
>>61656426
Did you beat him up for it
>>61656439
No, really don't.
>>61656257
Dumping a few new ones I made.
>>61656449
Ill beat you up if you EVER fucking reply to me again shitcunt
>>61656460
That's a nice eastertoad
I'll make sure it gets to the right person xd
>>61656376
You should eliminate self-doubt and consider yourselves as equals in order to have a normal conversation. A lack of confidence is universally seen as an unattractive quality.
>>61656439
Lol I'm not that autistic mate you can't bait me. If I come across as high maintenance she'll drop me straight away.
Kaspars, I'd like some riga black balsams
thanks lad
>>61656426
My brother stole my deck and gave all the card to his friends when I was a kid.
> 6 blue eyes white dragons
> Full exodia set
> Red Eyes Black dragon holo
> Red Eyes Dark Magician
> Amphibian best <3
> Entire deck was completely formidable
3 years of trading and winning cards in primary school. Fuck man my rage was unreal.
>>61656460
>>61656486
Come on
Alex backs the blackcaps
Do YOU?
>>61656498
>A lack of confidence is universally seen as an unattractive quality.
I know that, I've just got to nail my pretending to be confident meme. It kinda worked so far, I mean I asked her out in the first place. Half of me was expecting "oh nah busy with two jobs" but I got 4 (four) exclamation marks in return.
>>61656514
These ones are all textures. Currently working on a cartoon crusader version but perfection takes time.
>>61656429
Sure ;_;
>>61656522
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
*knocks you unconscious with katana pommel at lighting speed*
pfff... better luck next time kiddo
>>61656429
Of course
Test
/doitsch/
>>61656568
Shalom.
>>61656552
Keep them coming
>>61656510
sent ;)
Thanks for liking the best alcoholic drink in the world
>>61656586
kill yourself antisemite
>>61656287
New Zealand women all want big, strong Aussies to rescue them.
>>61656624
OY VEY GOOD GOYIM
>>61656624
No u
anyone else sometimes pee out of their ass?
>>61656624
This desu.
>>61656530
>meme cricket
>>61656555 (culture observed)
>>61656564
I knew that ausnz are my only friends here :^)
>>61656608
>>61656655
no im not a girl lol xdddd
>>61656670
I know nothing about Latvia except that I love Latvians.
>>61656693
>>61656718
what would you like to know?
>>61656742
Easter again already lads, should I inform the rest of the threads?
>>61656759
Is it nice?
Would it count as a copyright infringement if (hypothetically) someone oil painted a couple dozen of the Easter frogs and arranged an exhibition?
>>61656783
i love it here and wouldnt trade it for anywhere else
but thats maybe because im overly patriotic
Opinions? It's all the money I have to my name haha
>>61656817
I doubt the guy who made up Pepe would sue you.
He uses the character's meme status to help promote his comic.
>>61656848
Put it on the train tracks and see what happens :DDD
>>61656854
This particular kind of frog barely looks like Pepe anymore
>>61656884
Because it's a toad :D
>>61656817
nope, its a public domain image to which the original owner has never tried to exert control over AND it was posted in a place where it was expected/hoped to be copied.
>>61656045
Why do Latvian women have such perfect teeth? Just something I noticed recently.
>>61656884
>>61656854
I reckon we can put eastertoad under BANTZ records
>>61656909
They could fix theyre attitude and tit size as well
>>61656905
I don't think you understand what public domain means
>>61657041
t e x a s
is this a trap?
cant really tell
>>61657103
yes yes hello
>>61656817
>what is pop art
>meme art
>>61657145
>that choker covering the adam's apple
Yes that is a trap.
>>61656108
Just make jokes, really. If you are an aussie, it should be socially acceptable to laugh at everything.
Hell, my last coffee date went something like this
>get seriously hammered the day before
>sleep only 1-2 hours
>wake up with a HU-U-GE hangover
>buy flowers, because bitches love flowers and fuck am I hungover
>get there
>apparently my lad called this one, and left a hilariously sincere yet discrete voice message about my inebriated state
>be le gentleman, buy the coffee
>be le dumbass, drop the coffee while climbing stairs
>she went down to buy herself a coffee
everything else went fine l8r, if I could do it so can you.
cheers
>>>/pol/79698744
I got you aussie fāms
had a paid day off work lads, was great, might get rained off tommorrow too be sick
>>61657239
Is she a trap or no
>>61657479
what do you do
*summons every one*
hello
Good morning chaps
>>61657634
Bricklayer man
>>61657939
hello, love
>>61658011
Sounds tough. does it suck working during summer
fucking hate working to be very honest
>>61657634
Real grill
Labas rytas !
Australia ?
>>61657917
>>61657939
hello good mornings
>>61658135
hello to you too honey
hows it going
>>61657939
morning
Thoughts?
>>61658208
nice font rendering
>>61658208
wew lad, i thought i was weird doing that
Okay lads she said yes to the date yesterday but she hasn't responded to my messages for eight hours now and we haven't sorted a time or place for coffee
Do I do the desperate move and send her another message being all "hey is 9:30 good" or do I just wait for her to respond
>>61658060
you just get used to it it's kind of cool
kind of
what do you do man?
Am i late to the party now with this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIMwx56aJEo
>>61658152
doing really well
drinking tea atm
>>61658252
8 hours isnt a very long time but at the same time you asked her so it's your responsibility to set it up. honestly you should have set it up when you asked her.
>>61658252
Option C: kill yourself
>>61658306
Thats nice
Its the coffee life for me though
Why is it balt + ausnz? I'm on Krautchan usually but I was in the neighbourhood so I paid a visit.
>>61658252
Send her
>be ready at 9:30, okay?
Remember that you asked her not and not the other way around
>>61658366
Why not?
/int/ is for learning about other cultures, what better way than to have other culture pals?
>>61658252
Why is that desperate move? ;-D You asked her to the date so u tell her the time u fag ;-D
>>61658366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycLcNqsTLYY
>>61658252
>messages
That's already too many. Just give her an option like "hey, are you down for tomorrow?" and leave it like that. Don't go "pls respond" on her.
I have a similar situation as well right now. I'll just ask someone else out because I don't like the "never reply in a timely manner meta".
>>61658366
the sun never sets on the shitpost empire
/bantz/ rules the waves
I just realized that today all the newfags will be going to the army. That means a couple months without them :DDD
>>61658355
>>61658379
hmm okay. For the record though I actually said "do you want to get coffee sometime" it was her who first pursued me. We had a short class together and I didn't really think she was into me (just friendly) until at the end when she deliberately hung around with me and then added me on normiebook within about 45 minutes of leaving (which would have required some stalking given I didn't tell her my last name)
>>61658397
Sorry it was just one message left unseen not multiple, we were having a half-conversation and she stopped responding. The last message is a question tho
>>61658385
replying twice is a bit desperate tttt
>>61658422
:DDDD
>>61658422
;DDDDD
Waiit does Latwin and Eesti heff the army thing too?
>>61658483
Lol you goof, you're like the only balt that doesn't have conscription army :DDD
And no trams either xDD
>>61658483
No we have only proffesional and volunteer
But the proffesionals get paid a ton
>>61658517
no we have that too ;DD and today is the day of their departure to the woods ;DDD
>>61658252
Haha, I was in the same situation a couple of months ago lol ;_;
>>61658533
>to the woods
>"oh fug, did someone bring de doiled baber? XD"
>>61658541
>not using medical bullshit to get you out
whew
>>61658442
OK. What ever you do, don't cave in. If she doesn't respond, move on.
>>61658442
just be assertive and say something like 'hey how is 1:30 tomorrow at blahblah?'
that way you're not asking a question and don't sound as desperate.
and for god sake don't just sit around checking your phone every 5 minutes to see if she replied. wait a bit to try and hide how desperate you actually are.
>asking 4chan for dating advice
>>61658080
>>61658097
>>61656045
but no twitr on 2001
trole post
xd
>>61658571
Pretty solid advice so far kntao
hi any memes
>>61658592
same
>>61658566
dw I do the pro move and never actually click on the message until it's been a non-desperate time interval haha
>>61658571
I'm trying to keep this secret from my friends so if I fail they don't know the extent of my failure
>>61658442
She can smell the fear in you, so where A LOT of deoderant
>>61658559
;DDD i wonder how they fap there ;DD
>>61658592
haha much memes, mr.templar
>>61658602
POO
>>61658606
we all know
>>61658620
DESIGNATED
>>61658631
>n. zeland
>>61658657
Find old zealand first ples.
>>61658620
DESIGNATED KNIGHT ISLAND
>>61658673
>t. We let Byzantium fall
/ m a l t /
>>61658737
Gimme some liquor
>>61658737
Ur probably onlu one malta poster and i bet ur with proxy anyways.
>>61658589
>>61658445
>>61658401
>>61658287
>>61658156
>>61657634
>>61657334
>>61656956
>>61656876
>>61656854
>>61656656
>>61656498
>>61656412
>>61656376
>>61656321
>>61656289
>>61656287
>>61656265
>>61656234
>>61656198
>>61656076
>>61656045
>>61658612
>>61658634
>>61658687
off'ed by one
Πάσχα;
>>61658805
Reported to local janni.
>>61658805
TRAKAIS PUISIS XDDD
>>61658805
how about you check these then mate
Lieldienas ?
Η Ανάσταση του Κυρίου;
>>61658841
i dont want to see your designated street xddd
>>61658820
Пacхa?
Who /easter/ here?
really makes you think
Η μεγαλύτερη γιορτή της Ορθοδοξίας;
>>61658899
god bless
>>61658878
hahah poo2loo xDDD
>>61658900
>mohamedsmas tree flag
>easter
Who invited filth here ;-DDD?
Η νήσος του Πάσχα;
Είμαι Ελληνιkά
>>61658934
whoops thought you said Christmas
>>61658949
Εσθονία
who is greek here?
>>61659042
Sorry I am Greek
>>61659042
I am Greek.
>>61659042
We all are greek
>>61659042
I wish I was Greek, as do most people.
Alas I can only work and live there, I'll never know that feel of growing up as masterrace.
>>61659042
I am greek
>>61659145
You are greek
t. Greek expert
>>61659145
>tfw you'll always pay your debnts
how do you cope with this feel
gonna have a glass of glenlivet and have an early night
>>61659145
>greek
>masterrace
>>61659209
>tfw you realise your only brownish cuz you get washed in your poo's in streets.
whew feels sad.
>>61659081
>>61659106
>>61659136
>>61659178
I am your father
>>61659237
>glenlivet
Who
Sleep tight and dont forget to check your closet and under the bed for russians
>>61659254
grandmother's diarrhoea
>>61659237
classy!
Mmm, I'm gonna take a breakfast if you know what I mean
>>61659331
Whad doo yau mean :DDD
Fuck lads she just made a post on fb saying she's like out partying (on a monday) and still hasn't responded to me maybe she's just not that into me
At least she has an excuse for not responding (being with friends)
>>61659387
>he doesn't hit up town in Monday
loser
>>61659387
>partying on a monday
ABORT
>>61659407
I would if I could tttt (to tell the truth)
>>61659387
rip
The only thing to do now is drink a bottle of bourbon
>>61659416
she's gonna have a lot of those <:,)
>>61659369
I'm going to prepare food to take the first meal of the day, if you know what I mean
Just showered for the first time in 8 days
AMA
>>61659458
what do your testicles smell like
>>61659458
are you itchy now?
>>61659448
stop speaking in riddles!!!! XDDD
>>61659458
what color was the water running off your body? did you pee under the shower? was there a lot of smegma?
Friends im feeling neutral today is that good or bad?
>>61659448
Same here, what's for brekky?
>>61659458
Do you still have a sense of smell?
oh boy lads
>checked in at Skycity
>someone comments "* on a budget"
>she responds with "My card doesn't work at their machines so it's my dates budget actually "
gg lads
gg
>STILL no gf
fuck
>>61659458
Was it as brown as ganges xddd
>>61659480
Before - piss and gunk
Now - fresh
>>61659484
Yeah, I have a red rash on my face now. I think it's from the heat.
>>61659486
No smegma, just the smell of piss and cum, the water was slightly tinged.
>>61659498
Of course
>>61659521
Not quite xdd
>>61659519
>"My card doesn't work at their machines so it's my dates budget actually "
What??
>>61659519
D R O P P E D
>>61659519
fuck
She's just a dateloader man, she'll get a free coffee and leave you, don't do it.
>>61659519
>My card doesn't work at their machines
fucking LIAR
you know, you can always get some roofies, right?
>>61659519
im not just trying to make you feel better i unironically think you dodged a bullet. scratch that a howitzer shell.
Or duct tape
>>61659486
>>61659498
I'm going to boil some eggs and sausages and make a hot cup of tea, if you know what I mean.
So what's everyone having for dinner?
>>61659598
ah! now i understand. you're gonna boil your genitals
>>61659598
oh I know what you mean ;)
>>61659619
Had a tasty kebab for lunch
>>61659619
pussy
>>61659551
>>61659562
These
